my neighbor is too handsome

I just lived in the neighbor's handsome guy's house. Generally speaking, it's pretty harmonious. If I don't let me sleep on the sofa every day, I think it will be more harmonious.

But there was one thing that made everyone very helpless.

Ever since I moved into the handsome neighbor's house, there have always been people trying to sneak into the handsome neighbor's house under the guise of coming to see me. This mainly refers to Captain Jiang.But don't even think about it, he must have failed, the handsome neighbor has made it clear that he doesn't like other people coming to his house.The first time I saw Captain Jiang being shut outside the door, my heart almost collapsed. I thought how Captain Jiang and the handsome neighbor have known each other for so many years. It's here, so Captain Jiang won't let him in, right?

However, I was wrong, I overestimated the feelings between them!When I didn't know how many times I watched Captain Jiang yell at him because he was blocked from the door, I finally realized deeply that the so-called good relationship is actually just Captain Jiang's wishful thinking.

Leaving aside about Captain Jiang, another person is also very depressed, and that is Xiang Yang, but he is not as stubborn as Captain Jiang. He was shut out the first time, but he did not give up the second time, and waited until the third time. After being locked out of the door, he looked at me with integrity and said, "It's only three things, so please don't let me in anymore!"

So, after that, every time Xiangyang came to visit me, I could only go out with him, or go to the next door, my house that hadn't returned the rent for a secret meeting.It's like meeting a secret agent chief, and I have to worry all the time whether the handsome neighbor will shut me out and not let me in.But he let me in after a few times, and I gradually felt relieved.

And it’s not these things that make me speechless the most, but one night, when I was lying on the sofa, looking at the closed door, sighed and was about to fall asleep, the door of the bedroom suddenly opened. When it opened, the handsome neighbor came out in his pajamas with a cold expression on his face.I was shocked, it couldn't be that I just slandered him in my heart and he found out, right?Fuck!Can this still be fun?

But in the end I was wrong again, he passed me and walked towards the back of the sofa, I watched him approaching me step by step, I thought I was going to be beaten, but he didn't even look at me, just walked past me past.I followed his footsteps and saw that he reached out and pulled out a bloody head from under the sofa.Then he walked to the window as if nothing had happened, waved his hand...

Ever since I saw the head that popped out of nowhere, my whole body was petrified. Seeing him throwing the head down from the third floor so calmly, I was completely confused.Why... is there a head...under my couch? ! ! !

"Ci'ao! Still letting people live?!"

The handsome neighbor went back to the room calmly after finishing all this, I rushed over with a stride, and blocked the door with my foot before he closed the door.

"stop!"

"What are you doing?" He stopped closing the door and looked at me with an unhappy expression.

"I want to sleep in the bedroom too!"

"Please."

As soon as my eyes lit up, I agreed so easily. I thought I would have to fight for a long time: "Thank you!" I was about to squeeze in.

"What are you doing?" He stopped me and asked.

"Go into the bedroom!" I looked at him innocently.

"Your bedroom is not here, this is my bedroom." He pointed to the next door, "Your bedroom is over there."

What's the meaning?I looked in the direction he pointed and almost went crazy.Sir, is there a wall over there?Then I realized that what he meant was to drive me home.

I was angry: "You want to drive me away that much?"

He didn't speak, but it was considered acquiescence.I immediately laughed angrily.I still have this stinking problem, the more you don't want to see me, the more I want to put you in front of you and kill you.

"You are ruthless! You are ungrateful! You are a heartless person! If it weren't for you, how could I encounter these inexplicable things? Now you want to leave me alone? Why are you so bad!" Let me vomit in my heart for a while, This line is so hypocritical.

Sure enough, the face of the handsome neighbor changed, as if he had stepped on a stool. It was the first time I saw him with such a rich expression.But the rare thing is that he didn't refute my words.

He suddenly turned into a stone sculpture and stood at the door without moving, not speaking, just looking at me inexplicably.

I thought he was guilty, so I became more confident and pushed him, "Let me in!"

As a result, he was easily pushed aside by me. I was stunned for a moment, then swaggered into his room and occupied his bed. After rolling around a few times, I typed and lay down, "Ah! The bed is still comfortable too much!"

It's quite strange in my heart why the handsome guy next door is still so calm when I am so presumptuous, and he didn't get mad?I couldn't help looking up at the door curiously, and found that the handsome guy next door was leaning against the door in a leisurely manner, with a pervasive smile on his face, and the hairs all over my body instantly stood on end!

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