The strongest reformer in the ninja world

Speaking of 007, if you are a movie lover, you may think of James Bond and his 007 series of movies.

But if you are already a mature social animal, then, apart from working 24 hours a day and working 7 days a week, I'm afraid you won't think of anything else.

Aoyama Toyama feels a little hopeless now, since she went to the detective agency a few days ago to ask the president to help exchange the gold she brought back from the original world, she was accidentally caught by Osamu Dazai.

So in the next few days, she successively participated in the D Street Murder Case, the Yokohama Foreign Tourist's Mysterious Disappearance Case, and the Cangzhi Apostle Bomb Case. That's not to the extent of 007, but it's definitely 996.

Arriving at the detective agency at 9 o'clock every day, and returning to the dormitory to rest at 9 o'clock in the evening, for a full 6 days, not only had to deal with the case, but also endured Osamu Dazai's pretentious tone, and in order to collect the fluctuations in their abilities, the blue bird The real civilian staff can only follow them as field staff run around Yokohama.

How can it be repaired! !

After a day of running around, facing the mental attack from Osamu Dazai, it doesn't feel too sour.

"So, Aunt, you can learn from that guy Dazai Osamu's shrewdness, but don't learn from his stinky habit of being lazy and fishing when he finds time to find a young lady to die for love! Ah! , It’s so annoying!!! God, someone come and take that evildoer!!!”

After solving the two supernatural beings who planted a bomb next to the oil industrial park under the name of the envoy of Cangzhi, in order to celebrate that this incident has finally come to an end, Atsushi, Aotori, Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo who participated in this incident are in the On Dazai Osamu's suggestion, they went to the tea house where they first met to celebrate.

"Miss Toyama, Ms. Toyama, calm down!" Atsushi Nakajima, who was almost poked on the nose by Aoto, hurriedly grabbed the girl who was about to follow half of her body to the table.

"Tsk, little blue bird can't drink enough. Although I only had one drink, it seems that I need to exercise more." Osamu Dazai was watching the fun, not only taking photos of drunk blue birds, but also felt that the excitement was not enough for the general himself The wine was also handed over: "Come, come, have another drink."

It was the first time for the drowsy Blue Bird to drink modern distilled liquor, followed the sound, and saw a black curly kelp spirit smilingly handing over a glass of wine.

In her field of vision, this person's smile was extremely malicious. If she saw Osamu Dazai smiling like this when Qingniao was awake, the danger alarm in her body would be raised to the highest level, and she wished to leave immediately. This person is 800 meters away, but who made her drunk at this time.

The wine is strong and cowardly.

Aoto pushed aside the head of Atsushi Nakajima who kept admonishing her, and stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai with his body shaking.

But he didn't think that it was right for Aoto to stretch out his hand, but, he staggered the wine glass that was stretched towards her, and with his palm forward, he grabbed Dazai's hair.

Osamu Dazai's smile froze on his face, showing some cracks.

He probably didn't expect to be caught by the blue bird when he was unprepared.

"Hey, hey," he plucked his hair, and roughly rubbed the curly black hair into a more messy mess, and Qingniao immediately turned his face:

"You kelp monster, do you think I'll be afraid of you if you have the same face as Dazai Osamu's black mud monster? Look at me balding your kelp, let's drink it!!!!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the wine glass with one hand, and with the other hand stroking Dazai's hair, he pushed Dazai down on the seat. Aoto looked down at Osamu Dazai, his amber pupils seemed to be blurry because of Ikko. An inorganic texture like cold metal, as if a person is extremely calm and rational.

However, her actions were so crazy that she couldn't be more crazy, she looked like a drunkard.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was pushed away by Aoto, and Doppo Kunikida, who was flipping through his dream book after having a drink, were shocked by her actions.

So, a certain alcoholic who got drunk after only one glass of wine took advantage of the three people around him not reacting, and directly drank half of the wine in the glass that Osamu Dazai handed over.

You know, in order to tease Aoto, the glass of wine that Dazai handed over was filled to the brim, even if some was spilled during the physical conflict between the two, there was still a lot left.

After drinking the blue bird, he became even more drunk, and even the hand holding the wine glass was weak and weak.

"Why is this thing so heavy?" She muttered, and then saw the "Kelp Monster" pressed by her on the seat.

"Hey, you monster, why do you smell the same as that guy Dazai Osamu, this smell is so strong."

From Osamu Dazai's point of view, what he saw was a girl whose eyes were so indifferent that she couldn't see humanity, saying, "Let me give you a good wash." It's on him.

Clear and light yellow wine flowed out from the mouth of the glass, took a beautiful line of water, and poured it on Dazai Osamu's body.

"Really, it doesn't seem to be clean." She said, reaching out to the wine bottle not far from Kunikida's seat: "Is this it? Wash it again and pour more."

Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo who reacted hurriedly acted separately, one took the wine bottle far away, and the other hugged Aoto off Dazai Osamu.

Seeing that the wine bottle he was going to use to clean the "Kelp Monster" was getting farther and farther away from him, and he was still held hostage by the white-haired monster behind him, Qingniao quit immediately and struggled crazily:

"Osamu Dazai, I can't do anything, now I can't do anything about this kelp monster? Let me go! Watch me subdue this kelp spirit!!! Shit Dazai, shit labor, shit 996! Let me go! You white hair Monster accomplice, let me take this kelp back! I want him to be 007 every day!!!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was tightly hugging Aoto's waist, endured the punches and kicks of the drunken girl on his body. Although the girl's strength was nothing to him, but:

"Miss Yuanshan, I'm not a white-haired monster anymore, obviously you are also white-haired~"

However, at the moment when he slackened, Blue Bird's heel accidentally kicked his numbness.

After Atsushi Nakado pulled the blue bird down, Osamu Dazai, who was thinking about something, didn't get up directly, but instead had deep eyes and was a little lost in thought.

So, when the blue bird and Atsushi Nakajima threw at him together, he was hit.

In the end, the reliable Kunikida Doppo brought them back with them.

"Give me wine, I want more!!!" The drunk Aoi Bird changed his usual steady appearance, and was carried by Atsushi Nakajima. Kunikida watched the little drunk drunk, his temples twitched and his heart twitched. meditating:

This is a girl, this is a girl, this is a girl.It became like this because of Dazai, because of Dazai, because of Dazai.At worst, the next time I beat Dazai, I will beat him back twice.

"I didn't expect Ms. Toyama to drink so badly!" Dazai, who was now reeking of alcohol, said he was innocent:

"It's obviously the little blue bird's own problem, Kunikida-kun, how can you blame me?"

"Little blue bird, little blue bird, tell us, have you ever drank alcohol before?"

The dazed blue bird heard someone asking her, and answered honestly: "No."

"It's obviously the little blue bird who concealed the truth, how can I blame it?" Osamu Dazai argued, "It's obviously out of good intentions."

But Dun found the blind spot, he shook the blue bird: "Miss Yuanshan, how old are you this year?"

"Ten...seven." Qingniao's face was wrinkled by the trouble, and his speech was a little vague, but it was still clear enough.

"Un-underage???!" Dun was frightened, since he was underage, just honestly drank juice with him! !

"It's only seventeen~" Dazai leaned forward again without a long memory: "I thought the simple face was more tender, but I didn't expect that it was really underage."

"Stop teasing her, go back to the dormitory quickly. I called Yosano and asked her to help get Miss Toyama back." Kunikida didn't expect that this visitor from another world was only 17 years old. Some crap about high school kids saving the world?

"Such a good opportunity~" Dazai smiled: "Little Blue Bird~ What are you doing here? Can you tell me?"

"Hey!" Hearing Dazai's question, Kunikida, who had a high sense of morality in his heart, wanted to stop him, but he didn't think that Aotori had already said:

"This--it's not a secret, there's nothing hard to say! I'll tell you everything I tell!!!!"

"Me! The blue bird from the distant mountains."

"He is the legendary engineer of the human soul! The leader of the trend of the times!"

"The legendary existence that guides the Senju clan to create the first machine EVA and Uchiha Gundam."

While talking, she danced with her hands and feet, and almost fell off Atsushi's back, and the hand that swung upwards suddenly came into intimate contact with Osamu Dazai's chin.

Kunikida was very tired and dragged the three older children back to the dormitory.

"How much wine did you drink?" Seeing that Aotori looked so drunk that he couldn't wake up, and smelled the strong smell of alcohol on Osamu Dazai's body, he and Yosano Akiko took Aoto from Atsushi's back and asked.

"This guy only drank a glass and a half." Kunikida said, pushing the glasses frame with his middle finger, a little embarrassed: "This guy is not yet of legal drinking age, 17 years old, drinking for the first time."

"Huh?" Yosano Akiko is also a person who likes to drink, or someone who pours down a glass and a half for the first time, but is she only 17 years old?

Thinking about it this way, I felt that the girl in my arms was not so similar to the cold-blooded, brutal, inhuman guy in my memory who only cared about profit.

After pouring the hangover soup bought from the convenience store for Aoi Bird, he helped her wipe her face and hands with a wet towel, and then put the girl in kimono on the bed, and Xie Yejingzi was just about to leave.

When closing the door, the woman with short purple hair thought about what she saw in Jade Bird's room just now. There was no sense of life at all, and the daily necessities were not complete. There was not even a pajamas in the closet, only a set of kimonos for changing. The scene, let out a long breath:

"Forget it, take her to buy something, and take it as an apology for angering her."

And Qingniao, who was lying on the bed now, realized that he had closed the door with Dr. Xie Ye, and just let his dazed consciousness completely plunge into the darkness.

Although she is only 17 years old, according to the laws of this world, she has not yet reached the legal drinking age, but in the original world, where is there any age limit for drinking?

As the head of one of the three strongest chambers of commerce, although she seldom touches wine at banquets due to her status as a woman, it doesn't mean she can't drink.

It's just that the businessmen and nobles in the original world drank more elegant sake, and the alcohol content of the sake was relatively low. Compared with the distilled alcohol in this world, there was a big difference. The amount of alcohol produced what wrong cognition.

The end result of being bored is that although you still retain some consciousness and know what to say and what not to say, your behavior becomes completely out of your control.

Fortunately, with the help of Dr. Yosano Akiko, who also likes to drink, the hangover soup chosen by her is very gratifying. This also prevents the hangover Qingniao from getting up the next day with a splitting headache and being unable to get up.

The blue bird who lifted the quilt and sat up seemed to be a little affected by the alcohol, staring at the void in front of him for a few seconds before returning to the cage consciously.

Randomly, she recalled what she did last night while taking advantage of the alcohol.

First, he plucked Osamu Dazai's hair, then poured wine on Osamu Dazai's clothes, and finally punched Osamu Dazai in the jaw.

She remembered all these clearly, and it could even be said that in the process of completing the above actions, although her mind was dizzy, her reason was always there.

The above actions are all out of heart.

However, last night was really cool, and now recalling the scene at that time, I still feel very sour, but...

Don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work...

Thinking of this, the blue bird retracted into the quilt again, but at this moment, the mobile phone provided by the detective agency rang.

With one hand wrapped in the quilt that looked like a cocoon of a silkworm baby, he touched the mobile phone that had just been placed next to him, and opened it to see that the word "Dazai" appeared on the contact of the caller.

Qingniao didn't want to click on it at all, but her intuition told her that it would definitely be worse if she hung up.

"Hey! Mr. Dazai, what's the matter?" She decided to preemptively: "I drank too much tonight. I didn't do anything rude, right? I'm really sorry if I caused you trouble."

"No, the little blue bird is so cute when he's drunk~" Osamu Dazai's voice was still rippling, but the blue bird felt troublesome and was approaching.