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【The difference in the world: Retirement and retirement】

Lao Zhang was lying in the nursing home, and Maska went to the supermarket and the park to eat oden.

Lao Zhang’s news: white rice porridge, white steamed buns; all kinds of bone broth, bottles and cans;

Masca’s news: a right hand with a ring on the boyfriend’s steering wheel, a balloon tied to the boyfriend’s wrist, a Huoshaoyun with no artistic conception, no composition, no light and shadow, and two sets of bowls and chopsticks at the end Four dishes and one soup...

-Whether it's a fan or a black one, it will be so cruel to see it #灯烟

-How can he be so laid back? Oh, it's too much!

-Garbo is so cute and delicious, what a cheap man, QAQ

-It's the same four palace diagram, how could it be so different...

- Garbo drove a car, tied a balloon to his hand, and watched the sunset with him, right?

-Mystery still unsolved: How did Maska find such a good wife?

-Four dishes and one soup got me confused, this is the rhythm of retiring and living together

- In the back garden, there is this high-budget Reuters that compares the selection of condoms, who knows?

Condoms or something, anyway, two men can't make a child.

It's just this family planning product, even if it has a package, ordinary people will inevitably feel a little shy and shy when facing it.

But Mr. Yu didn't have it at all, he seemed to be so confident from birth, and he would not evade some general talk about sexual discoloration.In the high-paste photo, you can still see this person holding a few boxes of condoms, with his usual expression, even if he is a bit embarrassing!Only Jiabao suffered, the unlucky child wore a mask to cover most of his face, and he could still feel the deep shame and anger on him from a distance, and even turned his little head away to pretend that he didn't know him.

Anyone who reads it will say: Mascar, what are you doing!

Squeeze it, let's go on, the brain really can't control the automatic generation of pictures...

Hey, this is the life of a retired e-sports professional player.

It's not as good as the public netizens and players imagined, of course, it's not that bad, but Xie Yujun and Zhang Zhuyi are special cases among special cases.

Look at Feng Yang, who is known as the first brother, Feng Boss, the kind whose annual income can be listed in Forbes; look at Zhao Zhai, now also known as Lao Zhao, who is an assistant coach in his own team, and it must be a few years later. Able to stand out, even stand alone.

Zhang Zhuyi, who has recently retired, is injured, but he received four or five bonuses a year, plus a small eight-figure annual salary. Let's explain with the official of the advantage Zhaoan, this life is more comfortable and smooth than most people!

Zhang Zhuyi is like this, not to mention the doggy man Maska.

When he was still in the game, there was no professional player in the entire league who could attract more money than him. No one has surpassed the sky-high signing fee three years ago, let alone the annual salary and various business promotion income of the top star players. .

What he earns alone is almost worth two others!

But no one dared to say it was unfair.

In this circle, the ability to attract money may be positively correlated with strength, but there are many other reasons for the blessings on Maska: for example, he has good hardware conditions, can come to work, and has some star flavor that is beyond ordinary people. , the fortune is incredible!

In other words, even if he quits this line of work, he will still be a talent in the future.

That's it, why do enthusiastic melon-eating people feel sorry for them!

Ordinary people in Zhang Zhuyi's nursing home couldn't afford it, so he lived directly in a hotel; Xie Yujun's food, clothes, including his little boyfriend, which one is really ordinary?

Looking at this comparison again, good guy, it’s quite distressing to retire in a low-key manner these days. Who would have thought that the stinky man would seamlessly enter the sweet and sweet daily life of cohabitation, and in a blink of an eye, he would happily share his happiness with everyone?

As for the back garden, it was full of laughter and laughter at the moment, and some people even suggested to go to Chaohua to take screenshots to watch the fun.

Because since Maska retired, it is still full of crying elementary school students’ male fans and female fans’ comments, and I don’t know how they feel when they see the high-paste photos of Maska’s "big brother" buying condoms...

Beginning in November, the weather seems to be cooling down slowly.

Mr. Xie Yu spent autumn in Beijing for the first time, but he didn't feel any different. Except for the necessary taboos and precautions, he was almost the same as a normal person. Until Jiaci came back one day and said that he would simply pack his luggage and prepare to go. Only then can I really rest assured that "you want to take me with you, not leave me alone"...

"Thought you forgot."

Jiaci straightened her clothes with her hips pouted, and was suddenly slapped.

"Then why don't you go?"

Really, such a big one, what a spoiled one!

Mr. Xie Yu hurriedly took a few more, and arched them stickily, "Go, go, you can't leave me alone at home!"

Setting off the next afternoon, Jia Ci blushed and brought Mr. Xie Yu out with a box. Including Lao Liu, the rest of the brothers and sisters all showed expressions of "I knew it".Now they know Mr. Xie Yu, or in other words, knowing the name Masca, the young man is considered to be of the same age at a young age, and he has already retired at this age?Quite surprised!

"Is it true that you practice twenty hours a day?"

Mr. Xie Yu shook his head: "How could it be possible! For twenty hours, Zhou Papi would not be able to squeeze people like this." He glanced at Jiaci's expression, and added, "It took fifteen hours to reach the summit, otherwise the body would not be able to bear it." of."

The brothers nodded thoughtfully, and saw his wrist again.

Because when traveling outside, there are five fingers attached to the wrist, and an additional white fixing belt is added, which goes around the tiger's mouth, like wearing a fingerless glove, but it does not wrap the fingers separately, mainly to protect the wrist from excessive external force. shock.

"Oh, this is self-cultivation, right? It's not easy!"

Seeing that Mr. Yu moved slightly in embarrassment, another senior brother continued, "Hey, it's good to come to Chengde. The scenery here in Chengde is good, and the air is better than ours in Beijing. It's best to cultivate and relax here. !" He even nudged Jiaci with his elbow, his eyes almost went to the sky. "I can't tell that our sixth child is quite considerate."

When a straight man starts flirting, even a real gay would feel tired of it.

Jiaci trembled twice, and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't this here?"

Mr. Xie Yu crossed Ming Road, feeling somewhat embarrassed. After getting on the minibus, everyone including him got a bottle of water and a pack of plums to relieve tiredness and prevent motion sickness. They began to snore, and some people wore headphones to listen to music and catch up with dramas. When they came to Mr. Yu, he found a serious case, held it in his hand, and smiled at Jiaci——

"I can not open……"

Jiaci frowned and glanced at him, took the water, because the stinky man smiled so brightly, his expression could only be regarded as barely believing.

"Baby, didn't we bring oranges? Peel one and eat."

Jiaci took out his backpack and took out a bag of oranges. Just as he was about to ask the others if they wanted to eat, the brothers waved their hands the moment they met his eyes: "No, no, you two eat it! You two eat it!"

During the three-hour drive, I had to find something to do.

Jiaci peeled the oranges, and Mr. Xie Yu tilted his head and watched: Hey!His cute hands are so pretty, these ones are white, thin and long, and the orange peels are really ignorant, why don't you listen to the good boy and open them yourself?Hey, there is also that white silk, this thing is edible, why does Guaibao insist on peeling off all of them?

In the next second, a peeled piece of orange pulp was directly handed to his mouth.

Xie Yujun opened his mouth reflexively, but he didn't open it completely, because in the next second he engulfed the orange flesh and Jiaci's white and pink fingertips: "It's so sweet, baby!"

He said this so well that his face could not be stopped, making people wonder whether it was orange sweet or cute baby sweet!

Jiaci snorted, withdrew her hand, and stuffed the whole orange into Mr. Xie Yu's hand: "You can eat it yourself." Feed it to his mouth again, "Just take a bite, you worked so hard to peel it!"

After you divided an orange petal by petal, Jiaci not only lost energy, but also couldn't stop the drowsiness of the long-distance ride.

He originally asked Mr. Xie Yu to sit by the window so as to protect his left hand. He couldn't care about anything else when he was sleepy. He hugged his boyfriend's right arm, pulled his arm down, and put it on his strong bicep. After rubbing against each other, he yawned, "I'm going to sleep." After saying that, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Mr. Xie Yu was also polite, sat down, lowered his shoulders, rubbed Guaibao's head against the back of the chair, and closed his eyes to rest.

Just snuggled all the way until the CMB stopped.

"Gather at lunch time, everyone go to the room to clean up first!"

The one in Jiaci was finally changed to the big room, Mr. Xie Yu glanced at it, opened the curtains and looked at the mountain forest with red maple and green leaves, and sighed comfortably, "This is the life that should be lived after retirement! As he said, he glanced at Jiaci who had taken off his coat, and pulled him to the window, "This place has been a summer resort since ancient times, and it's best to come here in summer. Shall we come back next summer?"

Jiaci was awkward: "Where am I going somewhere else next summer?"

Mr. Xie Yu thought for a while and said, "That's right, maybe he will go to another place next year..." He is not in a hurry to enter a new working state now, at least for half a year, he will not consider getting himself busy again, take care of himself first Let's talk.

The two quietly looked at the scenery by the window, and quickly determined the itinerary for the free time according to the direction roughly identified in the viewing guidebook in the room.

At noon, everyone gathered for dinner, and started working immediately after the meal. The special person in charge of the cultural relics group of the scenic spot led a group of people to the place. Xie Yujun was tall and didn't have empty hands. He couldn't use his left hand, but he could hold things with his right hand. , and hung a bright flashlight around his neck, it looked like that when he was cold-faced, seeing that he was completely integrated with Lao Liu's team, the staff who connected him subconsciously gave him a job card...

Jiaci glanced at him, and Xie Yujun blinked at him.

"I don't run around, I'm your little assistant, hehe!"

Such a big one, how about a little assistant?

Mr. Xie Yu stepped on the first section of the ladder to turn on the light for Jiaci. He half-raised his head, and first had to pull down some of the murals on the top. With this posture, Jiaci himself didn't feel anything wrong. Mr. Xie Yu looked very nervous. Holding the stairs with his left hand, and clutching Kuaibao's pants with his right hand, for fear of falling down.

In fact, Jiaci can only scratch the surface of this matter, but the workload is too much to handle, and there are many young men like him who have been arrested. Lao Liu seized the time to prescribe a small fire for the child, and asked the senior brother to take him away for a while. A copy sample, seven or eighty-eight looks decent, so I can rest assured...

After working hard for half a day, the cute baby has turned into a dusty stinky baby.

Mr. Xie Yu just wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he was stared at hard, so he stopped his smile and asked him pretendingly: "Can you move freely at night, does Lao Liu still care about your dinner?"

"Of course!"

Chia-ci is financially independent, but the other brothers are not as well off as he is.

It’s like going out to do projects with a tutor during graduate school. To put it bluntly, it’s okay to give money, and with various subsidies, there will be some gains in the end.This kind of experience is hard to come by, but at present this kind of project is completely non-profit task nature, which belongs to the task assigned by the Cultural Affairs Bureau. Lao Liu has a professional title and establishment, and he has a quantitative task target every year, so it must be Grab the students and do it together?

For those who learn this profession, the cost is not small from the beginning, and it is common to pay back subsidies. If it is not for the subsidy provided by Lao Liu himself, then after three years of graduate school, students do not know how much money will be paid...

Jiaci came here for the first time and felt very fresh.

Two days later, my shoulders, neck, arms, and waist began to feel uncomfortable to varying degrees.

Mr. Xie Yu sighed quietly, "Hey, go back and press well."

Jiaci, with her head down, was held by him, almost leaning on Mr. Xie Yu's chest, pushing forward and slowly moving forward. Her legs seemed to be filled with lead and she couldn't walk. Mr. Xie Yu simply stopped and stood on the next level. On the steps, bent over, turned back and waved to him: "Come up."

"My clothes are dirty."

"It's okay, I have to wash it anyway!"

Jiaci climbed up, Xie Yujun's shoulders are very broad, the back is flat, and the protruding part of the back bone will not be uncomfortable. He walks very steadily, and it is inconvenient to move his left hand too much, so Jiaci uses his leg to hold it Tighten her waist to prevent it from slipping down, but Jiaci, who is comfortable even like this, kept moaning...

"Is brother treating you well?" Mr. Xie Yu patted his buttocks with his right hand.

After all, Jiaci was still thin-skinned, so he didn't wriggle on his back, but asked Mr. Xie Yu to walk a little slower, and wait until the brothers had all gone to the front.

"Husband treats you so well, why is it so shameful?"

Jiaci subconsciously squeezed his waist: "Who told you to be so coquettish!"

"I'm coquettish? You pinch it again, don't sleep tonight!" Mr. Xie Yu deliberately lowered his voice, patted his buttocks again, and bumped his waist, "It's just a wrist injury, the fingers are fine Her waist and waist are fine, otherwise we would have been a good boy for half a year!"

Jiaci pinched him again: "Haven't gone far, what are you talking about!"

Xie Yujun took another two steps behind his back, with an aggrieved posture: "I won't let you eat a bite, let me talk, and I won't let me have a mouthful..." As he spoke, he turned upside down again, and hugged him tightly Supporting Guaibao's little butt, "What do you want to eat at night, and the mutton fire? Don't you get tired of eating like this?"

Jiaci was extremely tired, and when he reached the gate of the travel palace scenic spot, he slid down and walked hand in hand with Mr. Xie Yu. The setting sun was neither hot nor dry behind the two of them, dragging out a long shadow.

This road is obviously different from a few days ago, but it is the same.

"Aren't you bored these days?"

Jiaci shook Yu Jun's right hand, but the other party subconsciously tightened it.

"It's not boring. You were bored when you were in Beijing and I was in Shanghai! In fact, it is impossible to do a similar amount of time for twelve hours in a row. Concentrating for a long time is very tiring. Things." Xie Yujun held him, with a happy breath leaking from his fingers, "Occasionally take a break, I have to think about you, so that I won't be so boring..."

If people want to live a happy life, they need to look forward to it.

When Mr. Xie Yu didn't seem to be covering up, he was always so straightforward and told Jiaci all his thoughts without obliquely. Facing such a hot confession, it was difficult for Jiaci to remain calm and respond.

"I...I also..."

He clearly knows that there will be more time to spend together in the future, but he still can't help running around again and again, just trying not to miss some good moments of Mr. Xie Yu as much as possible, and to kill regrets as much as possible.

After hearing this, Mr. Xie Yu started screaming again!

"Of course I know! I'm afraid others won't be able to enjoy this kind of work with family members. Hey, this blessing is only available to me!" The conversation changed, "Brother will give you a good massage tonight, so that you can relax as much as possible. , rest for half a day tomorrow, we can't just lie in the room for nothing..."