Career choices for superhumans

This is the legendary difficult guest.

Saiki Kusuo completely forgot that he picked up this guest on the road, and that he himself moved it to the recliner where he washed his hair and "pickled" him a few handfuls of hair. The fact that a barber shop will be complained about.

He turned his attention to Dazai.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai pointed at the back of his head while turning his head to look at him. His waist did not turn at all, which required excellent flexibility to make such a movement.

The eyes of the two intertwined, as if it could be like some kind of special effect of fifty cents, shining in the air like Ultraman's ultimate trick.

Oda Sakunosuke shook his head, taking this as some kind of illusion that he accompanied Shinji and the others to watch Ultraman fight little monsters.

In any case, resolving this dispute is the most important thing. Oda Sakunosuke came over and took a closer look at the back of Dazai Osamu's head. The hair on the back of his head has been blown enough fluffy, but if you look carefully, you can still borrow it. Looking at the uneven marks, there is a pitiful posture like being chewed by a dog, not to mention that it looks like a lot of hair, but in fact it is just a golden jade.

"It's really bad." Oda Sakunosuke, who is not very good at lying, said.

"Did I think I would be bald because of the 996 social animal, but ended up being brutally murdered in the barber shop?" Osamu Dazai complained.

An actor who can win an Academy Award.

Oda Sakunosuke said: "Really? I remember that Dazai is not a 996 working system."

"Besides, no matter how you think about it, Dazai doesn't fit well with the word social animal."

"The day before yesterday your subordinates went to the river to fish you, and yesterday they also pulled you out of the ditch."

subordinate?

Saiki Kusuo grasped this word keenly. Although he guessed that they knew each other from the undisguised acquaintance of Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu, and it is very likely that they worked for the same mafia, but he did not expect Dazai Osamu to see It looks like a minor who already has subordinates.

No matter what job you are in, you should be ranked according to seniority, but maybe the mafia is more special, such as blood relationship, or ability.

But in the river, in the ditch?

Even if we just met today, even Saiki Kusuo would have to say that Osamu Dazai can do it.

"You get along well with my subordinates, who is the one who talks more?" Dazai Osamu turned his kite-colored eyes to Oda Sakunosuke, and he said as if joking.

"I can't tell you that." Oda Sakunosuke waved his hand.

Dazai Osamu did not continue to ask, he puffed up his cheeks, and instantly turned into a Q version, dancing his hands into kelp, "Well, it doesn't matter anyway."

"Although I'm not 996, but Mr. Mori is very good at calling people." Osamu Dazai took out his phone and unlocked the screen. The unread text messages on it had reached 99. He couldn't see it. He turned around and put the phone back. Into the pocket, "the so-called flexible working system is to be summoned at any time."

The guy who plugged his phone back without any hesitation, has the right to say such a thing?

A second of silence for Mr. Sen.

Immediately after Osamu Dazai's voice turned, he turned over, knelt on the chair with one knee, and grabbed Saiki Kusuo's right hand with lightning speed, "But it has nothing to do with the working hours. Where is my hair, Mr. Barber?"

The moment he was caught by Osamu Dazai, Saiki Kusuo spent a lot of effort to suppress the idea of ​​throwing Osamu Dazai to the top of the stratosphere and stand shoulder to shoulder with the plane. It has to be said that after losing the advantage of telepathy to Osamu Dazai, Saiki Kusuo is still very rare, no, it should be said that he was never shocked, and he said word by word: "It's going to be shaved anyway."

"Being bald and shaved are two different things." Dazai Osamu kept holding on to Saiki Kusuo, and even got closer. His iris eyes revealed some kind of dangerous signal, but he was unexpectedly interested. exuberant.

Saiki Kusuo grabbed the cloth around Dazai Osamu's neck with his left hand, pulled it hard, and Dazai Osamu and the chair with wheels under him spun dozens of times uncontrollably like a top.

Osamu Dazai was caught off guard by the sudden weightlessness. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Saiki Kusuo deftly freed his grasped right hand, and at the same time held the back of the chair tightly, stopping the rapidly rotating chair as if pressing the still button. He got down, and almost at the same time, pressed Dazai Osamu on the chair with both hands. After everything calmed down, Dazai Osamu returned to the posture of "I'm very good" sitting facing the mirror.

The whole process took only five seconds, and it returned to the previous "barber and customer" situation.

Saiki Kusuo took a comb from the table, and combed the hair on the back of Dazai Osamu's head up, revealing the snow-white scalp underneath, and the most striking thing was the big bulge on the scalp, with a hair like Scars cut by sharp objects.

Oda Sakunosuke who was standing next to him said, "Dazai, you are hurt."

"No wonder you need to shave off this piece of hair, otherwise it is easy to get an infection."

Although Saiki Kusuo would indeed do all kinds of things to break the lower limit in order to stop such customers from making trouble in the barber shop, he was not originally set up as a kind white lotus, but it is impossible to be beaten with a sack, and it is not easy to detect. There are many, but the scar and bulge on the back of Dazai's head is definitely not his doing.

Before, Osamu Dazai rushed towards the special dead tofu corner with all his heart, and didn't clean up the gravel on the ground, so he fell down when he hit the tofu, knocked a big bag on the ground and was scratched by the stones on the ground.

Having said that, the lack of hair is indeed the result of Saiki Kusuo's "pickled" violent hair washing. This will not change, it just seems easier to accept for a valid reason.

"That's why I want to wash my hair," Oda Sakunosuke said, "to prevent infection."

…Generally speaking, preventing infection is definitely not a matter of washing the hair, or even reducing contact with water, let alone using shampoo.

Even if five children were adopted, this level of ignorance can still be reflected in this point, but Saiki Kusuo still maintained the default state.

[Sure enough, he is doing what he can to help others, Qi Mu is really a good person. 】

Inexplicably, he was issued a good person card.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, obviously he had a lot of rebuttals, but unexpectedly he didn't say anything more, he stretched his voice, "That's really thanks to the barber of 'Fancy Perfect Angle Haircut Professional'. "

Definitely revenge!

Once again hearing Dazai Osamu report this strange professional name who looks very powerful but is actually unknown, Saiki Kusuo immediately realized that this was an extremely childish verbal bravado.

Again and again, again and again, and exhausted three times, it is not just used for strategy. Compared with the vocabulary of "fancy perfect angle hairdressing professional", I feel a strong sense of shame when I hear it once, but the second time It has become a slot, and you can be completely indifferent until the third time... no wonder.

Having said that, Saiki Kusuo's expression remained immobile and expressionless.

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Then please continue, Mr. Barber."

After paying the price of a little hair, Osamu Dazai still chooses to face Saiki Kusuo's scissors just like he hit tofu before.

I have to say, it couldn't be better.

It was the existence of Sister Lin who fell from the sky and pretended to be dizzy after waking up from the tofu and then asked for a haircut.

Saiki Kusuo picked up the scissors on the table. The scissors that exploded the heads of ten watermelons before, after washing, the once bright red juice could no longer be seen. He gently opened and closed his hands, and then issued " The sound of "click, click, click", this ordinary voice, matched with Saiki Kusuo's expressionless face, had a creepy taste.

"What kind of haircut do you want?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

At a time like this, Saiki Kusuo thought that Osamu Dazai would say, "Just design it by a barber who specializes in 'fancy perfect angle haircuts'." The words that are not afraid of baldness, after all, he looks like this kind of persona.

In this case, Saiki Kusuo can cut it casually, even if the cut is high on one side and low on the other, and even the existence of the Mediterranean Sea in the middle, it can be said that this is the fashion from Milan, the capital of art.

After all, fashion often represents incomprehensible color matching and incomprehensible shapes. Such unclear things can really be regarded as synonymous with beauty.

This pot is absolutely not wronged.

If possible, Saiki Kusuo also plans to try a hair dyeing technique that he has never tried before.

One color is definitely not enough to dye, and colorful is the way to make full use of it without wasting it.

However, what I didn't expect was that when Saiki Kusuo planned to use Dazai's head thoroughly, Dazai seemed to have noticed something, "Sure enough, it's better to cut it a little shorter." Mark out the look of "a little bit".

He blew upwards, and the bangs that were too long flew away lightly.

However, for Saiki Kusuo who wants to show his talents, there is only-

That's it?

That's it? ?

Although he was a little dissatisfied with Dazai Osamu's choice, he should try dyeing family portraits, but the customers of the trial operation were also customers, Saiki Kusuo still nodded.

He picked up the scissors and gestured in front of Osamu Dazai. His eyes were the best rulers. When the scissors were cut down, the broken hair fell down.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, cut crooked.