Career choices for superhumans

Logically speaking, it should be the principal of Bingsheng Middle School.

But hiring Saiki Kusuo personally, Hibari Kyoya nodded his head before he was hired.

According to the idea of ​​​​the god of light, the latter must be more troublesome, so don't think about it, it must be Kyouya Hibari.

Saiki Kusuo has only met Hibari Kyoya, and judging the other party's character based on the fact that the other party admitted him because of his strength, not the fact that he swept out the expensive coffee machine, is difficult even for superpowers .

At present, all he can say is that Hibari Kyoya's personal affection for him is only 30.00%, and it was "0" when they first met. His affection for strangers is like an ordinary person seeing a weed. It was "0", and it soared to "20" if he could catch his attack. When Saiki Kusuo showed his professionalism, it became "30".

At thirty, it stabilized and remained unchanged.

All in all, it is difficult to gain favorability. Saiki Kusuo wants to achieve satisfaction, but he only has the ability to display favorability, so he can only make do with it temporarily.

But the only good news is that the other party is not a messy guy.

The easiest way to deal with this matter is to tell Hibari Kyoya directly, maybe he will also be satisfied because he found out that someone is like a mouse digging a hole in his Bingsheng Middle School, so that he will be satisfied immediately when he arrives. level and leave this world.

But Saiki Kusuo still has to guarantee his status as an ordinary person, and the fact that illusion doesn't work on him is no ordinary person.

It will be very troublesome if the other party becomes suspicious.

And if the satisfaction of the other party is not high enough for him to leave, wouldn't he have to deal with the clam seafood mafia family?

After the port mafia incident, Saiki Kusuo felt that it would be better for him to stay away from them. He never wanted to make Saiki No. 1 and Saiki No. 2 again.

Yahhhhhhh, today is only the first day, let's see the situation first.

After making a decision, Saiki Kusuo didn't intend to care about these, but planned to find his own dormitory first.

Bingsheng Middle School is full of food and accommodation. The dormitory building has five floors in total. The upper three floors are for teachers and administrative staff, and the two downstairs floors are for non-teacher staff like Saiki Kusuo, including security guards. And cleaners and repairmen and gardeners and stuff like that.

Because of the existence of the disciplinary committee, the security here is quite relaxed. During the day, you don’t need to patrol the security room, but you need to work the night shift at night, but generally speaking, no one would dare to touch Hibari Kyoya’s tiger beard.

In fact, not only did someone jack off, but someone also got a hole in it.

The welfare of Bingsheng Middle School is quite good, it doesn't seem to be short of money at all, all of them are single rooms, Saiki Kusuo really doesn't want to share with others, if it really becomes like this, he can only teleport to sleep on the beach.

If you accidentally "leak superpowers", your roommate will be gone.

The room is not big, just the size of a single dormitory, but although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, a wardrobe, table and chairs, and the bed is enough for one person to sleep on.

There is also a laundry room at the corner of the first floor, and the washing machines inside are all coin-operated.

The sanitation of each dormitory is the responsibility of the dormitory, which is not within the scope of work of Saiki Kusuo. The sanitation of the lobby on the first floor is also in charge of the dormitory auntie.

Saiki Kusuo first took his work card to the dormitory on the first floor to get a set of bed quilts and two sets of work clothes. The work clothes are divided into small and medium sizes. If you need to change, you can take it to the dormitory. Only then did he solve his urgent need.

You must know that he can only eat two meals with this little money on his body, and it is absolutely impossible to buy another set of clothes.

The dormitory aunt was very enthusiastic, "Come to work at such a young age?"

"But it's a good job," said the dormitory auntie. "Bingsheng Middle School has never been in arrears of wages. Although the chairman is indeed a bit scary, he still carries two weird-shaped sticks with him, but he doesn't beat people. It was rumored outside."

That's a pair of crutches, a kind of weapon.

And my interview was not so much a sweeping of the floor as it was a few tricks with Hibari Kyoya.

The dormitory aunt's filter was a bit thick. Saiki Kusuo had seen thicker ones and didn't explain so much, so he got his bed and left.

Saiki Kusuo made the bed, and then sat on the bed. He picked up the staff handbook given to him by Tetsuya Kusakabe before, and flipped through two pages. It was similar to the student handbook when he was in school. He was neatly dressed and responsible for his work. And so on, but there are too many rewards and punishments, which seems to be quite in line with the norms.

Saiki Kusuo thought that this kind of employee handbook only wrote a few words from beginning to end, "you must listen to the chairman".

In fact, it was only at the end that the sentence "the final interpretation right belongs to the Disciplinary Committee" was added, which was much better than I imagined.

At the same time, the "Bingsheng School Song" was attached to the last page and marked with death in red letters. The song must be learned. During the assembly on Monday, all employees except the security guards on duty must sing together.

How much love the school has to let the faculty and staff sing together and celebrate the school song.

But I have to say that this school is really weird. The Bingsheng Middle School ruled by the disciplinary committee, the future judai of the clam seafood mafia family is a rabbit who has not received any heir training.

Speaking of the heir of the clam seafood mafia, Tsunayoshi Sawada probably didn't realize that he was forced to inherit the position of godfather.

This situation is also much better than the mafia training school I imagined.

There is a mafia boss among future students, which is different from having several mafia in the school in the future, but for the principal, no matter which one they are, they need to live with a smile in the future.

Fortunately, what he wants to do is not the principal.

Although there is a smell of "go, save the world", how can it be reasonable for ordinary sweepers to save the world?

Generally, those who save the world are natural fools, or guys with a strong sense of justice.

At this moment, Saiki Kusuo heard a knock on the door, it was Tetsuya Kusakabe.

He was here to explain Saiki Kusuo's work tasks. Normally speaking, this should be understood during the interview, but neither party has any opinions, so it will continue like this.

Tetsuya Kusakabe is serious and steady in doing things, which doesn’t match his “aircraft head” at all. If Kusuo Saiki were to design it, judging by his head shape... alas, professional instinct has violated again , this is not good.

Kusakabe Tetsuya didn't know that he was about to get a new haircut, so he took out a piece of paper, which was the school's planning map, as well as the assigned duty area for each class.

"Although some schools assign these tasks to students to save money," Kusakabe Tetsuya said, "our school is all about cultivating their personal abilities."

Because the chairman didn't want to care about these things, he continued the original school plan.

As a vested interest, Saiki Kusuo can only say that please let this tradition continue.

"So you only need to be responsible for other places that are not assigned to the class." Tetsuya Kusakabe said.

The area of ​​the campus is basically divided up by the classes, and there are only three that need to be cleaned, one is the open space that comes in from the school gate, the balcony on the top floor, and the office of the chairman of the discipline committee.

He doesn't even need to fix the toilet, which is a punishment item reserved for students who make mistakes.

Generally speaking, seven or eight can be caught every day.

If it wasn't for the fact that the school was not short of money, Saiki Kusuo would have suspected that the school was oppressing the labor force of the students in order to save money.

This was the case in his previous junior high school. There was a case where a gardener was contracted to green the entire campus, and then the gardener resigned on the spot.

Kusakabe Tetsuya said: "The chairman has a cleanliness habit, so he must clean it every day, and it must be spotless."

The first few were all fired for finding strands of hair and dust.

The last job was quite good, but the mental pressure was too great, and everyone said they heard the sound of someone digging the wall.

Our school is not a prison, and it actually makes people feel like they want to escape from prison.

The point is, why did your first reaction when you found out about this was to escape from prison?

Saiki Kusuo looked at Tetsuya Kusakabe in a subtle way.

Obviously the Chairman is so gentle.

...he's really good.

But to be honest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the spirit of the sweeper, but his ears are too sensitive.

It is estimated that there are only two illusionists on shift at night, so they didn't care about him all of a sudden, and forgot to add a layer of illusion to him to guarantee the bottom line.

It's too miserable, but it's also possible that the gods temporarily made him immune to illusions in order to insert him.

Uncle Sanada is still going to travel around the world, and the sweeper in this world has really become a tool man.

But Saiki Kusuo finally understood why other people could not avoid such easy work. The most important reason was to face the big boss Hibari Kyoya of Nishiki Middle School.

This is a good thing for Saiki Kusuo. If you don't see him, how can you let the employer see his hard work and get satisfaction?

Kusakabe Tetsuya saw that Saiki Kusuo didn't respond, and encouraged him a few words, "Don't worry, the chairman is not so unkind, maybe one or two of them will be sent to the hospital a month."

Yeah, yeah, that's really kind.

So Saiki Kusuo blew up Bingsheng Middle School that night.

It's "leakage of superpower" again, and it has nothing to do with Hibari Kyoya, it's probably a sequela of time travel, and it will definitely be "leakage of superpower" that day.

This thing is more and more like bedwetting, and it will happen in unfamiliar places.

However, he has learned his lesson, and deliberately went back a few minutes when using "Time Backtracking", so as to ensure that the group of guys who worked at night will not have this incident in their memory.

Saiki Kusuo was still a little worried when he went out to work the next day, for fear that there would be someone like Osamu Dazai hiding around him who would nullify his abilities, or even Sakunosuke Oda.

Fortunately, it seems that this is just a world with illusions, but not to such an exaggerated and unscientific level.

According to the schedule given by Tetsuya Kusakabe, the first thing he did in the morning was not to clean the front gate of Nishiro Middle School, but to clean the office of disciplinary committee member Hibari Kyoya.

With low-key and luxurious decoration, it is a calligraphic work of "I am the only one" domineering sideways.

It's fine if the office of the president of the Armed Detective Agency is not comparable to the port mafia, but now it seems that it can't even compare to the office of the school's discipline committee.

Because Hibari Kyoya was not here, the instant cleaning Dafa prepared by Saiki Kusuo was useless, and he planned to leave after cleaning.

However, thinking of Vongola’s construction site, which may work in the future, Saiki Kusuo turned on the perspective function of the building, and saw that there was a more luxurious small bedroom under the floor tiles of Hibari Kyoya’s boss chair. It looks like a very expensive three-meter-wide bed with a soft bed on it, which occupies three quarters of the bed.

According to the hole reserved by Pengelie's construction team, the height of this reborn is about [-] centimeters or less. Generally, such a big person will not allow himself to climb into the bedroom, so there is a high probability that he is a dwarf, just the bed. Comparing the size with his height, isn't this the bed of Mary Sue, a bed of [-] square meters?

Edogawa Ranpo's colorful Mary Sue hair should probably be given to reborn.

And there are all kinds of massage chairs around, and they are all custom-made. Normal massage chairs are not so small, let alone a water bed.

Below my office is a luxurious palace, and it is still removing formaldehyde and odor.

Hibari Kyouya, I lost, and I became a humanoid flavor sucker.

By the way, is this garbage that needs to be cleaned up?

The author has something to say: lose, lose