Career choices for superhumans

Before Saiki Kusuo made a decision, he received a text message from Chuya Nakahara.

Chuya Nakahara: ...Does the popular hairstyle in Europe really need a hairpin on the top of the head?

Have you struggled with it for so many days, are you still thinking about this question?

As for Nakahara Nakaya’s current hairstyle, how does he still have a hairpin? To be honest, Saiki Kusuo really wants to know where he plans to make a hairpin in Wright Ryuichi’s look. If you think about it carefully, maybe that kind of antenna type can become a Neptune receiver.

Fortunately, it is this hairstyle, and the original hairstyle may become a Teletubbies.

Having said that, what kind of social animal is he?Or what kind of cutie?

Saiki Kusuo didn't know how to comment, but he replied anyway.

No need to.

I thought there was nothing wrong at first, but Zhong Yuanzhong also sent another message.

Chuya Nakahara: For the sake of Uncle Sanada, I advise you to leave Yokohama quickly, as Yokohama is not safe recently.

Because I gave Mr. Mori a princess cut?

After waiting for 10 minutes, Nakahara Chuya replied to the message.

Nakahara Chuya: What? ?You actually gave Mr. Mori a princess cut? ?

Saiki Kusuo squinted his eyes. He seriously doubted that in the past 10 minutes, Nakahara Nakahara also searched the Internet for what kind of hairstyle "Princess Cut" is, and then spent a little more time to PS the face of Mori Ogai To the princess cut top.

I hope he finds a modern princess cut, not the one in period dramas, or else he will really become Mr. Mori in dress-up.

But Mori Ogai's big back hairstyle is very successful, even Nakahara Chu didn't see anything, but originally Nakahara Chu was very straight, presumably he only thought Mori Ogai just changed his hairstyle to pursue the port mafia New fashion just applied some styling water and pomade, and didn't think much about it at all.

But it seems that Nakahara didn't remind him to leave Yokohama because of this incident. He said that Yokohama would be very dangerous in the future, so what would it be?

For that "power license".

If you ask Nakahara Chuya, you probably won't get a detailed answer, and he is going to Europe, so he can't get involved in the current affairs.

Saiki Kusuo almost felt that at this point in time, Mori Ogai deliberately lured Nakahara Chuya away.

Saiki Kusuo has confidence in himself, and when soldiers come to cover up water and earth, there will always be a solution.

What's more, he couldn't leave the "Justice Barbershop".

He also did not refuse the invitation of the Port Mafia, without the long queues of the Port Mafia, his haircut base is too small, and he has not received customer satisfaction again this month, which makes him leave as soon as possible The world's plan was forced to delay.

Saiki Kusuo replied to Osamu Dazai about being invited to the Port Mafia.

It took a while for Dazai to reply the text message.

Osamu Dazai: Ah, sorry, Saiki-kun, can you fish me down the xx river?I'm going down the river now.

This guy is laying in the water and texting himself.

Generally speaking, only fat people can do it, so the clothes he was wearing were swollen with water and turned into life jackets.

In Saiki Kusuo's mind appeared a Dazai Osamu who was squeezed out of shape under the fat clothes.

Kind of want to teleport over there.

Saiki Kusuo finally understood why Chuya Nakahara liked to mock Osamu Dazai.

Then he gave up this idea again, Saiki Kusuo still hasn't forgotten about Dazai Osamu saying that there are idiots watching him secretly.

However, the port mafia finally spent their money and replaced Osamu Dazai with a waterproof mobile phone.

Saiki Kusuo replied mercilessly.

Not

I don't even want to give Osamu Dazai a single punctuation.

After Osamu Dazai sent several consecutive messages of hello, then he got back to business. Will Miss Qi Munanzi go?look forward to.jpg.

Saiki Kusuo frowned and replied: No

After a while, he added: She was very shy.

Osamu Dazai, who was soaking in the water, laughed. A woman who can cut off Mr. Mori's beard with large scissors is actually very shy?

He almost flipped his car in the water leading to news that he drowned from laughing.

Osamu Dazai: Then is she willing to die in love with me?

Not

After talking for 3 minutes, Saiki Kusuo had already answered "no" three times, and he threw his phone aside in a tired heart. Saiki No. 1 took over the baton and returned an emoji.

Osamu Dazai: Ms. Sai Mukusuko?

Saiki No. 1 was a little surprised. He said to Qimu Kusuo: "That guy Dazai knows you so well, he can tell that I am not the real person from just an emoji."

"Because it took 1 minute to post an expression." Saiki Kusuo was a little speechless, "Isn't it normal to find out that someone has changed?"

Qi Mu No. 1 was in high spirits, "Let me see what he wants to do?"

Hee hee hee, stop pestering my elder brother, or I'll cut you a kappa head.

Osamu Dazai: If you are willing to die in love with me, it is not impossible, but if you want to die in love, it is better to be handsome.

Immediately another message came through.

Osamu Dazai: But speaking of the kappa head, when will you be able to fulfill that "it's your turn" duty?Mr. Mori has already bought a high-definition SLR and is just waiting to keep it as a souvenir.

Mori Ogai is really the same as Osamu Dazai, and the first thought at this time is to buy a SLR.

With the help of the port mafia, it drives the SLR business.

Speaking of this, Saiki Kusuo remembered this matter.

Knowing what Saiki Kusuo was thinking, Saiki No. 1 began to press the keys.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was oppressed by Mr. Princess Chessen with his hair, is really pitiful

Qi Mu No. 1 thought of his own setting, and deleted the words too pitiful

It’s really delicious to change it, that weak and helpless look, if my elder brother is willing to be slammed by my window, it will be fine, hehehe.

Because it made me happy, and also provided my elder brother with a very good idea of ​​oppressing me, hehehe, let him go this time.

Just looking at the content of the text message, Saiki Kusuo was already shocked by the shamelessness of his avatar. Although the shape, appearance and personality of the split avatars were inconsistent, Saiki Sorasuke once said that maybe it was Kusuo's A zoomed-in representation of one side.

No, this is obviously a magnified manifestation of Saiki Sorasuke's side.

But if it's Saiki Kongsuke, it will become Ododo, Ododo, hehehe, it's scary.

But if it wasn't for Qi Mu Kongsuke's mess, wouldn't it mean that he has such a delicate attribute?

Saiki Kusuo was in a trance, and accidentally pinned out a picture of Saiki and Saiki No. 1n making out with his family on the ground with his foot, and quickly returned to his original state.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhh, he was just influenced by that guy Qi Mu Kongsuke, so there is no such thing as an amplified attribute of the avatar.

At this time, Osamu Dazai sent back a text message.

Osamu Dazai: Did you film it?

Yep

Qi Mu No. 1 launched.

He was at the scene at the time, but he was in a "stealth" state, because he couldn't pick up the phone in the "stealth" state, so he used "mind power" to quietly raise Saiki Kusuo's phone on the table and then quietly took pictures of.

Because everyone's attention was on Princess Chessen Ogai Fukuzawa Yukichi, so no one noticed that the phone raised a corner and became a mature phone that can automatically take pictures.

Osamu Dazai: Huh? ?Can you send me a copy? ?

Qi Mu No. 1 doesn't matter, and it's a sad thing that no one appreciates his works together.

But Saiki Kusuo snatched the phone without hesitation.

Then he pressed the power off button, regardless of what Osamu Dazai said.

After sending a few messages in succession, there was no response. Osamu Dazai, who was lying in the river, raised his eyebrows, thinking in his heart.

If there was one more person at the scene, Mr. Mori would not have noticed it even if he was talking to Yukichi Fukuzawa in the window.

You should have noticed it, right?

But even Osamu Dazai has some doubts about this, so it is impossible to judge whether the other party has some "invisible" ability, or Mr. Mori is obsessed with bullying his old enemy and is unable to extricate himself from noticing the surrounding situation at all. There will be no killing intent.

"Well, isn't it interesting anyway?" Osamu Dazai said to himself, "The barber and his n younger sisters."

On the other side, Saiki Kusuo was staring at Saiki No. 1 with an innocent face. At this moment, the doorbell rang. It was Oda Sakunosuke who came. Saiki Kusuo asked Saiki No. 1 to hide it before he opened it. Door.

Oda Sakunosuke held up a notebook, looking like he was deliberate about getting Saiki Kusuo to enjoy his first novel.

so fast?

Because this was what was promised, Saiki Kusuo asked Oda Sakunosuke to come in, poured him a cup of tea, and after a little delay, he took the novel.

Surprisingly, I thought that after exchanging diaries with Shinji and the others, Oda Sakunosuke would write children's literature with a high probability. It doesn't mean that such works are bad, but it's hard to imagine.

Because of the difference in life experience, the works written by Oda Sakunosuke and the writer Oda Sakunosuke are not the same. If we only talk about the introduction of the story, it is probably a story of a killer who turns his back on evil, although it is probably because he is afraid of being discovered by others. Edo, but because it was Oda Sakunosuke who showed it to Saiki Kusuo, it was easy to discover this.

"Shinji's exchange diaries are all about what happened around them." After being read by others, Oda Sakunosuke was a little shy, "So I also want to start with my own things."

If it is the first novel, although the writing style is still very immature, but it has been carefully crafted, and it has all the twists and turns. For Saiki Kusuo as a reader, it can be regarded as an interesting novel.

However, he is not a professional editor after all, and he couldn't give any suggestions under the expectant eyes of Oda Sakunosuke. After thinking about it, he asked, "Are you going to contribute?"

Hearing this, Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, he didn't think his work could reach this level, "Can I?"

"Try it." Saiki Kusuo said.

He doesn't think Oda Sakunosuke, who doesn't kill people, is suitable for the port mafia. When he met Mori Ogai, although he acted funny in front of his old enemy Fukuzawa Yukichi, if Saiki Kusuo made an evaluation, the other party The kind of guy who will use any resource to achieve his goal and is not afraid of sacrifice.

Mori Ogai can allow the existence of guys like Oda Sakunosuke who don't use their abilities on what he thinks is the right way, always thinking that it is to let the chess pieces be used at the right time.

Get out of the port mafia early and become a writer.

Saiki Kusuo read the novels of Oda Sakunosuke, isn't it also possible?

He is generally not the kind of guy who likes to be nosy, and he will not push people at the crossroads of life, but anyway, Oda Sakuno helped him a lot these days. Saiki Kusuo said: "If you can stay at home and write , Kosuke, they will also be happy and get the right guidance."

I don't say I'm going to be a mafia all the time.

Saiki Kusuo can hear his rhetoric every day.

"The author's manuscript fee is also very generous, enough to support the family."

"Think about it."

Obviously he just wanted Kusuo Saiki to give his opinion on his novel, but Oda Sakunosuke was indoctrinated to become a writer somehow and walked out in a daze.

"Ah, haven't you made any suggestions yet?"

Oda Sakunosuke thought of this question, but he didn't care much about it at this time.

"If not, try it."

Saiki Kusuo's words reverberated in his mind like an echo.

Can I?

Although the dream is to get out of the mafia, write, and then buy a house by the sea.

If you really want to do it, you can't hesitate, otherwise you will be laughed at by Dazai and the others.

Oda Sakunosuke smiled, inquired about the editorial office that received the manuscript, and then copied a copy of his novel and sent it out.

Try it.

The author has something to say: this world will end with Andre, so it doesn't end so soon or2

I really feel that every [-] cuckoos need protection. I am too tired. I posted [-] manuscripts yesterday, and my back is sore and my legs are cramping qaq

The liver is gone or2

I went to bed at nine o'clock, and fell asleep with the pillow on my face.

It's really awesome to be able to do everything day by day, ho ho!

A Yanyan threw a landmine to the confused Oda, and when it exploded, it was the brilliance of inspiration 3

"Deep in it" added 3 drops of inspiration nutrient solution to Odasaku [-]

"Chuya, I'm so cute, I added ten drops of inspiration nutrient solution to Odasaku 3

"God bless me" added three drops of inspiration nutrient solution to Oda Saku

Odasaku gets the buff3 if there is a blessing in writing