Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo was seriously thinking about it.

But the hand still didn't stop. Before the end of thinking, to complete one's own task, this is what a professional barber should do.

Under the condition of rubbing at a high speed, which seemed to form countless phantoms, those bubbles overflowed, and Dazai Osamu's entire face was completely captured by the bubbles. If it was three seconds later, Oda Sakunosuke couldn't see who this bubble face was.

The bubbles shining with colorful lights touched Dazai Osamu's nose very playfully, and the smooth touch burst like countless feathers on the tip of the nose. Dazai Osamu arched his body like a cat and sneezed. It was blown away immediately, and drifted around in a radiant way.

Unfortunately, Saiki Kusuo was holding one of the strands of hair. With good hearing, Saiki Kusuo could clearly hear the sound similar to the tearing of silk, which was the sound of being bald.

Beneath the colorful bubbles, the iris-colored eyes with scrutiny suddenly closed exaggeratedly because of the pain, and the lips that were about to say something were also exaggerated because of the piercing pout from the scalp. Immediately squeezed in pain.

But no matter what, it doesn't look like he just woke up.

"Hiss——" Osamu Dazai couldn't help but want to touch his head, but there was only a piece of smooth foam in his hands, and he couldn't know what his loss was, "It hurts, did you tear my hair off? ?”

Although he didn't want to defend his identity as Tony teacher who returned from studying in Milan, it was purely because he was worried about what would happen if he was OOC as a hairdresser. Saiki Kusuo calmly continued to say: " It's the reason you moved."

But what was strange was that Osamu Dazai didn't seem to hear it, he just stared at himself, as if he was waiting for his answer.

At this time, Oda Sakunosuke interjected, "Because Dazai moved around just now, that's why he was torn off."

Osamu Dazai stared incredulously, and turned his head with difficulty to look at Sakunosuke Oda, who had a drink together with his brothers last night: "Eh? I used 'tofu' to commit suicide, and I was taken to this barber shop for no reason. I am the victim of the hair."

"Is this the kind of guy who would take a fainted person back and do something indescribable?"

"But he was just washing your hair." Oda Sakunosuke said, "Probably because he saw someone fainted and wanted to do something within his power."

For a moment, Saiki Kusuo and Dazai Osamu looked at Oda Sakunosuke with similar tastes. Does this guy really think so?

No normal person would do that anyway.

You have completely attributed yourself to being abnormal, Qi Mu-kun.

"...Even a snail girl wouldn't do such a thing."

When Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda were talking to each other, Kusuo Saiki tried to use telepathy to transmit words to Osamu Dazai, from the normal echo of their conversation at the beginning, that is, the words of "Snail Girl", to the end, such as "You shave mediterranean" and other words that violate his professional ethics, wait a minute, when can he think of himself as a barber naturally?

Regardless of these, all in all, this is a hairstyle that a customer with normal aesthetics will never allow, but Dazai Osamu did not respond at all, and was still counting the compensation requested, "In this case, I can ask for mental damage It will cost you."

What's the matter, this guy?

Didn't you hear?

It's rare that Saiki Kusuo became a little interested. Is it because the telepathy has failed, or is it because of something else?

Saiki Kusuo glanced at Dazai Osamu's body, wearing metal chrome ornaments that can shield telepathic ability, but so far the only suspected metal on his body is the buckle on the belt that looks expensive, even if it is super The ability user can't see the elements to the extent, and the specific analysis will have to be figured out later.

Originally, it was possible to experiment with other abilities, but when he glanced at Sakunosuke Oda, Saiki Kusuo still gave up this idea.

Of course it's because of the god's bet of "thinking about superpowers", otherwise Saiki Kusuo would definitely find a way to figure it out immediately.

Now is not the time to talk about this, Saiki Kusuo thought for a while and said, "I saved you."

Even though he used telepathy to speak for a long time, Saiki Kusuo's vocal system did not atrophy due to the long period of silence.

Having already learned the whole story from Osamu Dazai's ramblings, Oda Sakunosuke also said: "This neighborhood is also very close to the slums, and accidents are easy to happen if you fall to the ground, Dazai."

It is quite normal for a few people to disappear in the slums every day.

"Yeah, that might become interesting too." Osamu Dazai curled his lips and said without the slightest fear, "I just saw a place that was especially suitable for sticking my special tofu on it, and I naturally thought of it." Just hit it."

"Failed again," Osamu Dazai sighed, "Is it better to choose the beautiful river I saw before?"

Saiki Kusuo recalled the extremely fast scroll that was thrown back like a flag.

It's not performance art.

Having said that, even if he knew that Osamu Dazai really wanted to commit suicide by smashing tofu, which sounds strange at first glance, Saiki Kusuo still had no expression. In fact, if someone chooses to commit suicide, he probably would not He has no other thoughts, although he occasionally saves people, but he never saves the guy who chooses to give up his life.

Apart from his name, this guy is similar to the writer Dazai Osamu even in his suicide. Are you talking about that kind of fanatical fan of the writer?

"Won't ordinary people want to persuade you when they hear such words?" Osamu Dazai asked, blinking his eyes.

It is impossible to listen to the other party's thoughts through the voice of the heart, but judging from the somewhat cold arc of the corner of the mouth and the eyes that are far from smiling, Osamu Dazai's heart is definitely a ball of black mud.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to get involved with anything troublesome at all.

According to 18 years of life experience, the best way is to end the topic immediately.

"Am I your mother?"

"No."

Osamu Dazai replied very obediently, and waited for the next sentence.

But Saiki Kusuo stopped talking, Dazai Osamu blinked, "Is there anything else you want to say?"

At this time, do we need to explain?

Of course it's not his mother, who cares why he wants to die.

Oda Sakunosuke interjected at this time: "Saiki probably means that he is not Dazai's mother, so don't act like a baby to him."

【Dazai is also a child who needs to be cared for. 】

???

How did he come to this incredible conclusion?

It is incredible to be able to achieve this kind of erroneous thinking that runs counter to each other!

However, the key point is that from the bottom of my heart, Oda Sakunosuke definitely thinks so very seriously.

Being able to make homemade tofu and bumping your head is not something that normal people do. Hey, if you understand it from the perspective of a child, it may also become the possibility of swearing your own existence to adults. .

Is that so?

Thinking of those extremely indifferent kite-colored eyes, Saiki Kusuo felt that he should have been led into the ditch by Oda Sakunosuke's imagination.

But even so, Saiki Kusuo was stunned for a moment, the nozzle in his hand deviated from the original direction, and sprinkled Osamu Dazai all over his face.

"It really is... wow... a black shop." Osamu Dazai yelled indistinctly amidst the impact of the water, "Is this some kind of water torture?"

Although it was only a few seconds, Osamu Dazai still looked terrible, his hair was limp, and there were strings of bubbles hanging on both sides of his cheeks, and he was still breathing heavily, Kusuo Saiki Although he has never worked as a barber, he still has basic common sense. Because of the scarf around Dazai Osamu's chest, his clothes are not wet after all.

Originally, the topic of acting like a baby was washed away by the sudden shower head.

"This is murder." Osamu Dazai took a few breaths of fresh air, "I don't like this way of dying."

Saiki Kusuo apologized without sincerity.

Oda Sakunosuke asked, "What are you going to do?"

"It's become so wet," Dazai Osamu was still talking about dangerous topics before, but now he said as if he didn't care at all, "I can only wash my hair first, it's impossible to go out like this."

Hearing this, Saiki Kusuo immediately picked up the nozzle in his hand, Osamu Dazai who sat up like a real professional Tony teacher pressed back on the recliner, and ordered, "Close your eyes."

Surprised by his efficient movement, if it is not sure that his eyes are still calm and unwavering, and have not turned into strange things like the shining star eyes of the hair-washing monster, Dazai Zhi still twitched the corners of his mouth, "Did I become some kind of test subject?"

Sakunosuke Oda helped put the watermelon away, and said, "Don't worry, Saiki is a graduate of Milan's 'Fancy Perfect Angle Hairdressing Major', and his skills must be top-notch."

Just forget about this.

"It sounds even more unreliable!"

Although the expression is different, it seems that the meaning is similar.

A rare consensus was reached between the two parties.

But before Osamu Dazai wanted to make any remarks, Saiki Kusuo had already picked up the nozzle and turned it on to the highest gear, and the water was pouring out immediately, and the foam from his hair was broken into the pool.

At the same time, it also washed away the black hair wrapped around Kusuo Saiki's hands. The amount was scary. If it was just a single area, it might become alopecia areata. The sneezing, the more important factor is Saiki Kusuo's special "pickled" method of shampooing.

These strands of hair mercilessly rushed into the sewer pipe along the water flow.

Very well, the evidence is destroyed.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I have to say that it really feels better in the hands of real people.

Looking at Osamu Dazai's head, it would be a waste to simply wash his hair, wasting every hair follicle.

A very rare flash of pity flashed across Saiki Kusuo's eyes.

But Osamu Dazai will continue to die.

He predicted.