Career choices for superhumans

The port mafia and members of the armed detective agency who had contact with Saiki Kusuo, including Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi, who were completely innocent and implicated, were all wiped out.

Of course this is a complete joke.

Saiki Kusuo told a cold joke in his heart.

If it becomes like this, as far as the novel is concerned, it will be the same as the effect of a certain martial arts author who wants to unfinished, that is, gather all the heroes from all over the world, and then a meteorite will fall from the sky to kill everyone.

To be honest, if it ends with this, and then in the follow-up of the story that is not written in the novel, it ends with Saiki Kusuo living a normal life, Saiki Kusuo doesn't mind that either.

But in fact it is impossible.

If this group of people had an accident here, first of all, the remaining members of the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency might confront each other and cause endless trouble.

Moreover, Zhongyuanzhong is also one of the trump cards of the port mafia, with the strongest combat power. If he dies here for no reason, some guys who are not satisfied with the current dominance of the port mafia will rise up and become another "leader" War" is not necessarily.

Japan is so small, even if it is Yokohama's own internal affairs, it may cause a butterfly effect, which will affect the lives of ordinary people.

That's right, it's not that I have a good impression of anyone, it's just because it will affect myself.

All in all, during the impact of the explosion, Saiki Kusuo helped a little, although in fact it only delayed the shock wave generated by the explosion for three seconds.

For ordinary people, these three seconds are of no help at all, and they are more likely to freeze in place when encountering danger, but Dazai and the others are not ordinary people.

Zhong Yuanzhong can also use his ability to fly quickly, and he can also raise the fallen buildings around him to open a way for others to escape quickly, and he can also take a step, which is dispensable for escape Osamu Dazai.

Compared with the embarrassment of Ryunosuke Akutagawa when he was assassinated in the slums and could only use the enhanced version of the "aircraft head" as a hammer to escape from birth step by step, there is no need to worry about this now. Osamu Dazai is still him When I was a teacher, I customized a fireproof, waterproof and electricityproof windbreaker for him. In this case, I can use the "Rashomon" to run out unimpeded.

But in fact, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's ability to use himself is still limited to breaking the surrounding gravel while running. Maybe he should watch more earthy videos in his spare time, maybe he can use "Rashomon" Shake the flower hand to fly to the sky.

Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo led Edogawa into a random run.

Before the whole house collapsed due to the explosion, they ran outside the door smoothly. Everyone looked at the burning house and didn't know what to say for a while.

Atsushi Nakajima gasped and said, "This, why did this suddenly explode?"

"Branjeso." Kunikida Doppo read the name, his eyes a little dignified, "The boss of the Mirufiore family in Italy?"

Kunikida Doppo subconsciously set his sights on Atsushi Nakajima, and thought in his heart that there would be more rewards for Atsushi, right?From this point of view, he seems to have dumped this matter on Atsushi Nakajima.

In fact, it is quite reasonable. Atsushi Nakajima has a reward of 70 billion US dollars on his back.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo looking at him again, Atsushi Nakajima turned pale, and pointed at himself, "Is it me again?"

"That's right," Dazai Osamu squatted down, looked straight into Nakajima Atsushi's eyes very seriously, and said in a painful voice, "Atsushi..."

Atsushi Nakajima swallowed nervously.

"If your bangs were placed three years ago, they would have been cut off." Osamu Dazai patted his shoulder.

"what?"

"Because Mr. Barber doesn't seem to like bangs." Osamu Dazai stood up and said.

Atsushi Nakajima shook his head subconsciously, his front part was thick and fierce but he didn't move at all. After Osamu Dazai said this, Kusuo Saiki found that Atsushi Nakajima did have some talent on his bangs. This guy didn't apply any hairspray , and it is definitely not a wig, but even when running before, there is no slight change. Is this the thick and hard hair?

Saiki Kusuo has never seen this kind of hair. It seems that the Dazai Osamu and Onimai Tsuji Mumi he has touched are both soft and soft, and Nakahara is also the rough one, but it is not as thick as Nakajima Atsushi's hair. So hard.

But Osamu Dazai's words are absolutely wrong, and Kusuo Saiki is not a killer with bangs, and he himself has no interest in barbers, after all, it's just a task.

But if Saiki Kusuo really wants to do Atsushi Nakajima's hairstyle, he won't make any changes, just cut off the extra part of his hair on the right side. He is not a symmetrical obsessive-compulsive disorder. The beard of Ogai's hair was cut off only because he hates insects.

Atsushi Nakajima just hopes that he can protect his eyesight. This hair really doesn't feel that his vision is blocked when he walks, which may lead to strabismus.

"Huh?" Atsushi Nakajima was very surprised when he heard Osamu Dazai's words, "So Mr. Barber offered a reward for my bangs online?"

Even if the words of Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu are connected together, this conclusion cannot be drawn.

Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "Atsu-kun, you are so cute."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa's expression on the side was even more solemn, with cold air all over his body, looking at Atsushi Nakajima like "I don't bother to look at you but I still want to throw a knife at you".

If Atsushi Nakajima had telepathy, he wouldn't have to shudder with worry like he is now.

Because Akutagawa Ryunosuke thinks Mr. Dazai likes people who can tell bad jokes?And keep switching between learning and not learning.

"Of course not." Kunikida Doppo first said to Nakajima Atsushi, then turned his head and said tiredly to Dazai Osamu, "Don't be joking, you have to explain this matter clearly."

"That's not allowed." Osamu Dazai put his index finger between his lips after speaking, "You guys can't interfere in this matter."

Dazai Osamu's eyes were very serious, and he was completely different from his usual idle look, and the surrounding atmosphere seemed to be full of oppression.

Kunikida stared at Doppo for a moment, then lifted his glasses up, "Okay, since you insist."

"He can give up, but I won't." Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his chin and said.

"That's really troublesome," Dazai Osamu said, covering his head, "but if it's Chuya, it's hard to threaten with force."

In terms of physical fitness, it is definitely much better in the Central Plains. Even if you don’t use special abilities, if you simply fight each other, there should be no winner in a short period of time, but if it takes a long time, the Central Plains can definitely win. Of course, the premise It was because Osamu Dazai did not use any external force.

"Are you sure you want to intervene?" Osamu Dazai asked, "Maybe Mr. Mori will shout that the deviation value is too large."

Hearing this, Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a moment, but then became firm again, "To make such a movement in the port mafia site is to provoke us."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "I really have nothing to do with you."

"Chuya, then come with me." Osamu Dazai turned around and said.

"I'm going too." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said quickly, but was ruthlessly rejected by Nakahara Chuya, "You are here to clean up this mess."

"Under..."

"Akutagawa, this is an order from the cadre."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke bit the back of his cheek, and then glanced at Osamu Dazai who showed no reaction at all, finally gave up the plan and acquiesced that he was responsible for the aftermath.

Saiki Kusuo was also a little curious about what Dazai knew, so he floated on top of Dazai's head, but it was a bit difficult to follow Dazai vertically, and his ability was "disqualified in the world", so he didn't know where he wanted to go Go, Saiki Kusuo moved back half a body, and followed his shadow.

There is no way, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya are also guys who are very sensitive to sight. If you keep staring at it, you will inevitably be noticed, but even if Dazai Osamu throws Nakahara Chuya into the sky, you can't touch it at all. Do it yourself, but it's better to be careful.

They walked around for a distance of 100 meters, and arrived at a secluded place. A black car was parked on the side of the road. Osamu Dazai sat in the back seat, and then reached out and patted the car next to him. Location.

Zhongyuan Zhong ignored him, and first looked at the person in the front seat through the open door. In the driver's seat sat a silver-haired man wearing sunglasses, with a lot of earrings on his ears, and a few on the exposed belt. The emblem is a small box-like decoration of a skull.

Box weapons.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and became alert, his eyes glanced at the passenger seat again, but his position was not good, only a few strands of brown hair could be seen, and he could not effectively identify who the other party was at all .

But Saiki Kusuo didn't have this problem at all. He knew who was sitting inside when he was 200 meters away.

Kokichi Sawada.

There is still a big difference between Sawada Tsunayoshi in reality and those in the Toki Government. In the Toki Government, he dresses more casually, but at this time he is wearing a black suit with exquisite building materials, and Vongola on his fingers. The ring, when Zhong Yuan was hesitating, kept spinning.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, don't you plan to sit up?"

Nakahara also recognized Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice, but he didn't do anything extra. He sat in the car and asked, "Vongola's Judaimu is far behind."

According to the rules of the mafia, people from the other side need to greet the local mafia when they go to the territory of other gangs, otherwise it will be considered an invasion, and it will eventually turn into a war.

"Wow, can slugs be weird?" Osamu Dazai said in an exclamation voice of "I saw a sow climbing a tree".

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to slap him away, but he couldn't be rude in front of Peng Gelie's leader, so he could only endure it and said in a low voice: "Shut up."

"Sorry," Sawada Tsunayoshi said, "Because it's my personal matter, I didn't expect you to be involved."

Even the mature version of Tsunayoshi Sawada's voice is not strong, and it sounds like it has a sincere buff, which makes people unable to get angry.

But having said that, Nakahara Chuya did not relax his vigilance, and asked directly: "Saiki Kusuo?"

For example, the fight between Bailan Jiesuo and Sawada Tsunayoshi is obvious. The key point is that it seems to have a lot to do with the barber Saiki Kusuo.

Nakahara Chuya also investigated Saiki Kusuo at the time, following the limited conditions of the Royal Barber Academy, he could soon find Saiki Kusuo posted on the outstanding graduates column.

Now it seems that the relationship with Sawada Tsunayoshi is also very unusual.

Wouldn't it be Peng who listed to escape from the barber?

Maybe Pengo Lie and Mirufiore fell in love with a barber at the same time?

No, no, no, this idea is definitely influenced by the mackerel around him.

Saiki Kusuo's haircut skills are indeed good, and Nakahara Chu also knows that the leader hopes that Saiki Kusuo can come to the port mafia's territory to open a shop, and it is said that he sacrificed the beard on his hair for this.

...Yeah, how much did Mori Ogai do to beautify the disappearance of his whiskers?

But this should not be regarded as beautification, but compared to being cut off by a sick girl with scissors in the middle of the night, Nakahara Chuya's statement is better, Mori Ogai would like this It's completely conceivable to do.

Alice will not be angry.

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