Career choices for superhumans

The host on the TV has already arrived at the barber shop, and the following camera has circled around the room.

The exterior decoration is a perfect reproduction of the "Justice Barber Shop" where Saiki Kusuo stayed at that time, and the interior has not been changed at all.

On the table at the gate where the money is collected, there are replicas of the beckoning cat made by Osamu Dazai's hair and the head ball made by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair, which are not the original ones. kind.

At that time, the barber shop was bombed, and neither the lucky cat nor the human header were rescued, and they were definitely buried in the flames together with the barber shop.

Moreover, this workmanship cannot be done by Sakule. Although he tried his best to imitate the essence of Sakule, but in fact, there is no such dark oppressive feeling as if he could be dragged into hell at a glance. The ugly cat-shaped hair doll, and the ball that replaces Akutagawa Ryunosuke's head ball is more like a ball of wool.

All of a sudden from the hell horror film set to the family carnival children's film crew.

This is true for Saiki Kusuo, but because he has never seen the original, even if it is a fake, it will have a great impact on the host who stepped into the door.

He has always been eloquent on TV sales shows, and also tricked Saiki Kurumi into buying a lot of useless things. The host, who has always seemed to be very comfortable, stuttered, "... really a unique welcome service."

"Maybe this barber shop is especially suitable for teenagers and girls who like non-mainstream," said the host, who might feel a little strange to himself, "dark manga hair, ah, swirls and the like."

The director next to him couldn't help coughing, reminding him not to casually sacrifice such a human weapon as Mr. Junji Ito.

The host nodded solemnly, "But judging from the guests here on the first day of opening..."

When the photographer looked around for a week before, what business was there in the barber shop, the host wanted to make up for it, but at this moment, a muscular burly man in a black suit and sunglasses walked in from the outside.

These big men almost packed the entire barber shop, and they all stared at the photographer's camera with a sense of oppression.

The cameraman definitely undertook the pressure he couldn't imagine, and the hand holding the camera kept shaking, just like a journalist who was clearly here to shoot a simple life news but accidentally strayed into the scene of the Mafia Rush, A little bit excited as well as scared.

Otherwise, you can still hold the camera and shoot at your face?

Even if the host’s voice is getting softer and quieter, the interview in an ordinary barber shop looks like an undercover interview, even though Kusuo Saiki is not at the scene but is sitting in front of the TV, he can feel the other party’s weakness Helpless and hesitant to speak, my heart is full of "the script is not written and this is another price".

"It's really... a lot of people."

With difficulty, he uttered the second half of the sentence, which was very far away from the first half.

Saying this, the host looks like a sheep that has strayed into a pack of wolves, but he is also tremblingly completing his task with great dedication, but it looks like a perfect score for being funny.

Because Saiki Kurumi, who was sitting next to her, covered her mouth with a smile.

Although Saiki Kurumi's humor is very low, in fact, most people have similar jokes, so if it is simply regarded as a funny variety show, it may be very popular, and it will be cut into some ghost animal as a material on the Internet Neither does video.

If this is the case, "Justice Barbershop" will definitely be out of the circle, and then become a check-in point for some Internet celebrities. To be honest, it is actually okay, after all, there is no one in person.

I don't know who did it, but if you want to force yourself out based on these, then you really underestimate him.

Saiki Kusuo put his hands on his shoulders indifferently, and almost smashed the TV screen in the next second.

"Hello, what kind of haircut do you want?"

A voice indistinguishable from his own made Saiki Kusuo ring the alarm.

However, as soon as the camera turned around, only a trace of pink hair was captured. After being held down by a pair of slender hands, he pressed down hard, and the picture directly turned into the floor.

"What do you guys want to secretly film Oni-chan?" A female voice said viciously.

This voice is also very familiar, although it is the voice of Qi Munan after the male transformation, the tone is not, it is not that there is a bug in it, in fact it is exactly the same as Qi Mu No. [-]'s voice.

When designing the character, Saiki Kusuo conducted research with his avatar. Originally, his voice after his personality change was also flat, but in order to make a distinction, Saiki No. [-] also worked hard After a while, the original voice line is used in the usual time, but after the matter of Oni-chan is involved, the voice will be elongated and sharp, and it sounds like scissors cutting the ground.

Then there was the host's explanation, "Because someone paid us a lot of money for the interview."

...Is this something that can be said in public?Hey, just exposed the dirty insider trading.

"I don't believe it, it's definitely because you saw Oni-chan's beauty and wanted to do something indescribable to him." The female voice persisted and continued to raise her voice.

Immediately afterwards, the screen went completely black, with only the sound of scissors "clicking" and screams of horror.

This brother's control over the sick and delicate has to be said to be even more exaggerated than the original Qi Mu No. 1.

You must know that the host did not do anything out of the ordinary, and Qi Mu No. 1 would not go mad at such a time.

The screen went black all of a sudden, and then was cut to an advertisement urgently.

It can be seen that this kind of broadcast accident can occur, this program is definitely a live broadcast.

Before that, many people thought that this kind of TV shopping was all recorded and broadcast, otherwise it would be impossible for Barabara to say a lot of words without slipping the tongue. Now it seems that the grievances can be cleared up, even this show is probably over.

"I see!" However, Saiki Kurumi suddenly shouted and said very seriously, "This is actually changed to a supernatural program."

"We watched a live broadcast introducing an online celebrity barber shop. It was actually a comedy show, but when we had a good laugh, it turned into a horror story."

I have to say that she deserves to be my mother.

You should not listen to his analysis seriously at all.

"But this voice really seems to be Kusuo." Saiki Kurumi said.

Surprisingly, Saiki Kurumi did not think that she ran to Yokohama to open a barber shop, although even if she really had to do this, she would only say "that's amazing" and would not ask how she did it.

"Recently, I found that Kusuo is the voice of the public, so I can't always recognize it." Saiki Kurumi said with a headache while covering her head.

"Voice of the masses?"

Although Saiki Kusuo has made additional settings on the hair, but there is no timbre. The only thing that has something to do with the sound is that Saiki Kusuo does not open his mouth to speak. Everyone will subconsciously ignore this point, and there is Recently, the ceiling and recognition of ventriloquism have been strengthened.

The most recognized in this world is ventriloquism, which is considered to be an extremely powerful art.

If you encounter Osamu Dazai's car overturned, you can also ask passers-by to come to the rescue and say that this is practicing the national art ventriloquist, which is really a very well-planned setting.

But when it comes to "public voices", there is only the protective film that Saiki Kusuo set up to protect his vest. After all, in the world of monsters, there are three voices of Saiki Kusuo in one go.

"The toilet was clogged a few days ago," Saiki Kurumi said, "Papa and Kusuo were not at home, so I had to call a repairman. It happened that there was a man on the side of the road handing out a business card, saying that he could do anything, so I asked him to help. , It’s really embarrassing to only charge five yuan.”

"His voice is very similar to Kusuo." Saiki Kurumi said, "But Kusuo wouldn't make such a cute expression."

...What did Yato do in Saiki Kurumi's heart to leave a "cute" impression?

Although Saiki Kurumi didn't describe Yato's appearance too much, but from "what can be done", "only five yuan" and "the same voice as myself", you can basically identify that this guy is Yato .

No god can live in such poverty and poverty like him.

But it seems that he deliberately avoided himself.

Otherwise, with Yato's personality, no matter what, he would have to look at the believers he thought of as believers, right?

But I have absolutely no idea why he did it.

Because he can post advertisements on the street and flush people's toilets, Saiki Kusuo will not think that he has any serious business to do recently.

Saiki Kusuo will not attack Yato, although the fact that he can see "Fate" is really convincing, but the skill of "banana" that replaces memory should be ineffective against gods, it is better to use force than force First use money to make Yato shut up, all five yuan, that is, relying on hand speed rather than who has more money.

Saiki Kusuo completely forgot about Yato before, after all, he was overwhelmed by Hibari Kyoya's employment notice at the time.

But from the current point of view, no one rushed to him with Yato and said that he had found a witness to prove his identity, that is to say, it was still too late to ask Yato to silence him.

Saiki Kusuo directly gave Yato's business card to Natsume Takashi at that time, and he himself did not remember his phone number. After all, Yato was also contacted by Natsume Takashi except for coming uninvited. Get Yato's phone call.

"His phone number?"

Saiki Kusuo directly asked Saiki Kurumi.

"Eh? Do you want Kusuo? Then I'll look for it." Saying this, Saiki Kurumi stood up and looked through the drawer.

Saiki Kusuo didn't go to help, the matter of the gods pays attention to a "fate", if Saiki Kurumi can't find it, he will be even more impossible, which also shows that Yato is avoiding him.

And now it's the "Justice Barbershop" that's even more suspicious.

But if you think about it carefully, Mori Ogai would not do such a thing. In the Armed Detective Agency, no matter how much he wanted to cut out cat ears, Edogawa Ranpo would not do such a nonsensical thing. His guardian Fukuzawa Yukichi is even more upright, both of them are much more upright than Mori Ogai.

As for Osamu Dazai, if it wasn't for Sakunosuke Oda's contribution, he wouldn't have acted. He wasn't old enough to play house wine, and he liked to put a double in Yokohama.

So there is only one person who can do such a thing.

Saiki Kusuo picked up the phone and said directly, "Saiki Kongsuke."

Before he could say another word, Sai Mu Kongsuke's voice came over, directly admitting that he did it.

"Have you seen the live broadcast?" Saiki Sosuke said with a smile, "But my mother will definitely watch it, because the justice barber shop is mentioned at the beginning, even Kusuo who is not interested will watch it together."

"It's not in vain. I've spent so much on this program." Saiki Sorasuke didn't hear the slightest sense of urgency in his voice.

Spending so much money to go through the back door is really too much money to burn.

Saiki Kusuo was speechless: "Do you remember what our bet is?"

He is not ready to throw the handle to the opponent.

Saiki Kusuo suspected that he was an undercover agent of the enemy, so he ran to him and said he needed to protect his vest, but a monkey came to steal the moon and wanted to take off his mask.

"Are you worried that I will lose?" Saiki Kongsuke's laughter drifted down the phone.

No, I'm just worried about the safety of my vest.

Qi Mu Kongsuke continued: "Then do you want to come and have a look? I'm at Grandpa's house."

Because he was really worried that what Saiki Sosuke did was too outrageous, Saiki Kusuo couldn't help teleporting and ran over, of course he didn't forget to put a clone in his home, and told him not to run out.

Qi Mu Kongsuke made a passage in the basement of his grandparents' house, leading to the next mountain, and built an underground laboratory in the mountain.

His talking like this is definitely in the laboratory, not in the house of grandpa and grandma.

When Saiki Kusuo arrived, he was shocked. The nest of Saiki Kusuo in the laboratory was half-finished with only faces, and the lower body was still mechanical.

Saiki Kongsuke is holding a welding torch and loading parts on the robot.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Although he knew that Saiki Kongsuke was the craziest guy, he never thought that he could be this crazy.

Even though he was wearing earphones and his eyes were covered by a mask, but Saiki Kongsuke also noticed the arrival of Saiki Kusuo at the first time, he put down the welding torch, then raised his hand and waved at Saiki Kusuo, "Hi, Kusuo, no matter how many times I watch it, I still feel that superpowers are useful.”

Is now the time to sigh?

"You can do it according to my method," Saiki Kongsuke said, "so my plan is to fight against the robot Saiki."

When he said this, he tilted his head on purpose, and smiled brilliantly. He didn't mean to be cute on purpose. Generally, when Sai Mu Kongsuke smiled like this, someone would be in bad luck.

Saiki Kusuo is very suspicious that Saiki Kongsuke is simply doing things in the name of helping him.

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