Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo wanted to close the chat page with Osamu Dazai, but at this moment the other party entered another sentence.

Osamu Dazai: When you arrived at the Tokito Government, there was actually a third person, right? Yamato Morita first saw me and made aggressive moves.

This sentence is wrong, and there is no third person.

At the beginning, he was holding a concert for Ghost Mai Tsuji, and he wanted to use the people who came to the concert as hostages to threaten Saiki Kusuo.

However, it was useless. Saiki Kusuo counter-killed him. At the critical moment, because the other party's microphone had been implanted with a "City Return Talisman" long ago, he teleported away, so that Saiki Kusuo and Yamato Mori Anding had to use the time machine in the underground laboratory.

Saiki Kusuo also explained to the government of Tokino about the matter of Onimi Tsuji, but it was different from Yamato Shou'an's performance.

The most important thing is about seeing Dazai Osamu's performance. Yamato Moran must have mistaken Dazai Osamu for Kimai Tsuji at first glance, and that's why he wanted to attack so excitedly.

Originally worked as a ticket sales assistant for Oni Wu Tsuji for a few months, but was affected by the hair style and admitted to the wrong person, this assistant is not qualified.

As for Saiki Kusuo, the performance from beginning to end is the usual semi-permanent deadpan mask.

Eighty: I've already taken notes.

The meaning of this is to let Osamu Dazai go through the previous records by himself, and don't bother him.

Osamu Dazai: Mr. Yashi won't admit the wrong person?

Eighty: spiritual power.

Thanks to the setting of spiritual abilities in this world, everyone's spiritual abilities are different, just like a person's fingerprints, and powerful psychic users have already passed the situation of making people look at their faces, and they are completely recognized by their spiritual power. people.

Osamu Dazai pressed on with every step.

Osamu Dazai: When I first met Mr. Yashi, was my spiritual power obvious?

Eighty: The conversion rate is 90.00%, and the remaining [-]% is wasted, obviously.

The spiritual power of a person with psychic powers can be inwardly absorbed, and the super powerful spiritual power may even look like an ordinary person. Osamu Dazai does not belong to this category at all. His spiritual power is actually given to him by the government of time. The gloves equipped are made by converting supernatural powers into spiritual powers, which are not considered spiritual powers in essence, but just counterfeit products.

It is completely impossible to learn such things as spiritual formations, and even signing a contract with Touken Fusangshin requires the help of the Tokino Government, so he cannot forge knives in his Honmaru, and can only provide spiritual power for Touken Fusangshin.

However, the conversion rate of this kind of gloves is not 90.00%, only [-]%, and the remaining [-]% will be scattered into the air. In the place of the Government of Time, sometimes you will feel that the outline of Osamu Dazai is a bit blurred. The spilled "Disqualification in the World" affected the barrier of the Government of Time.

However, this impact can only be said to be negligible, and it can only affect Dazai Osamu, making him look like he can become a feather at any time.

This gap was also made up by Saiki Kusuo, he really wanted to give himself a thumbs up.

Dazai Osamu did not continue this topic as if he had given up on catching Saiki Kusuo's pigtail from this point, but Saiki Kusuo would rather let him continue this topic.

Osamu Dazai: I'm coming!

Then after waiting for 5 minutes, Dazai Osamu appeared in Saiki Kusuo's castle tower, and sat face to face with Saiki Kusuo.

His hands were still wrapped around his neck with a bandage, and even his feet were still covered with plaster. He was pushed over by Candlestick Chie Guangzhong in a wheelchair. He looked like he ran out of the hospital privately because he was notified by his boss. , People will inevitably say that the government oppresses people when they see it.

However, from Saiki Kusuo's eyes, there was no fracture in his right hand, and the injury to his left foot was indeed not serious, but it was not to the extent that such a thick plaster cast should be applied.

Although Osamu Dazai was seriously injured at the time, the hospitals of the Tokino government used the high technology of the future, at least 30 years ahead of his original world's technology, and the treatment of this kind of skin trauma was quite fast.

Osamu Dazai tied himself up like this, probably can only be explained by interest.

Osamu Dazai pointed at the candlestick in a completely unceremonious manner.

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada looked at Saiki Kusuo's face.

Well, although the [-] people are still expressionless, this is the low pressure reaction that Yamato Shouden said.

Even if it was Mr. Dazai, if the restaurant came to order food, it really couldn't work.

Candlestick Cut Guangzhong said with a smile, "Sorry, there are no materials."

I don't know why this picture is a bit like the sketches of flower growers I have seen before. The difference is that one is because the price is expensive, and now it is purely a reaction of my own displeasure.

"Eh? Is there nothing?" Osamu Dazai said.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong said very skillfully, "Do you want the hellish spicy Maoxuewang?"

According to Yamato Shouden, I have been studying for a long time, but no one in Honmaru is willing to try the dishes.

Osamu Dazai said, "I'll order the spicy one."

"I'm a wounded person. Eating too spicy won't help your body recover."

It seemed that Candlestick knew Osamu Dazai very well, and was not confused by Osamu Dazai at all.

Chili can't say no, it's a bit troublesome.

Saiki Kusuo had to interrupt their conversation and said, "Give him a copy."

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada broke free from the fuss about persuading Osamu Dazai to eat hellish spicy food, and quickly said: "Okay", and immediately exited the room.

It's not easy being a chef these days.

Saiki Kusuo stared at Osamu Dazai, "Why are you here?"

Osamu Dazai said: "Some things are dangerous on the Internet."

"After all, the Toki no Government has been found in the network so easily." Osamu Dazai said, "Several network loopholes have been discovered so far."

Saiki Kusuo decided to go straight in and asked, "What's the matter?"

"The only ones who have communicated with Oni Wu Tsuji are you and Yamato Moran," Dazai Osamu blinked and said, "The people on Pengo Lie's side can't tell the other party's attack method, so they can only find you guys."

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to say anything more, but if he asked Yamato to keep his peace, he couldn't guarantee that the other party would say anything. After all, he didn't think much about concealing his identity as a superpower at that time. It should be said that he wanted to be exposed.

Saiki Kusuo said: "Afraid of light."

"It was indeed night when Pengele was attacked."

"Like using tentacles."

Dazai Osamu: "My attack method is not so harsh."

When talking about tentacles, Shiba comes to mind, so what does he usually do.

"You also started to help Peng Lie investigate the case?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

"I will not do this kind of loss-making business for one salary and two jobs." Osamu Dazai sighed and continued, "But if I keep using my face, I'm not happy."

It’s two different things from using Osamu Dazai’s face, but a hairstyle. As long as Osamu Dazai changes to a hairstyle that is not a three-petal hairstyle, there will be no problem. He can also do an elite hairstyle of the same style as Chuya Nakahara, or Akutagawa Ryunosuke’s port black hand The head of the party plane looks quite like a teacher and apprentice.

But if you do the math carefully, it was two months ago that Gui Wu Tsuji had her hair cut. This guy, it's not like he hasn't washed his hair for two months.

Does he still look like an idol?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses.

Saiki Kusuo completely forgot about the fact that this character was actually forced to give Guiwu Tsuji no misfortune.

To be honest, I'm not an agent right now.

"The rumors came to Yokohama, what should I do if I betrayed Yokohama and became a gangster? It's just ruining my image."

Osamu Dazai shouldn't reflect on why the port mafia in Yokohama believed this kind of message after hearing it?

And does he really think he has an image?

Compared with Osamu Dazai, who was hiding from the government of the time, the predecessor of the "Double Black" in the Central Plains who was on a business trip in Europe also wanted to curse. After all, everyone would default to the tacit understanding between the "Double Black" as the relationship between two people Intimacy, he can't be alone.

However, Tsunayoshi Sawada and Osamu Dazai are quite familiar. If he was the guarantor, Nakahara would not have to bear the inexplicable responsibility of covering for the thief Osamu Dazai, which even made him feel a little nauseous.

Based on Chuya Nakahara's understanding of Osamu Dazai, he is probably still trying to get rid of the port mafia while trying to find the guy pretending to be Osamu Dazai.

So please apologize to Nakahara.

"But the most unlucky ones should be the slugs in Europe. Obviously I have defected, but if something happens, I will always be the first to find it. When I think of this... I can't help but laugh."

Osamu Dazai was already hammering on the armrest of the wheelchair and laughing while saying so.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong was stunned for two seconds when he came to send Mao Xuewang off.

Is Mr. Eighty so good at telling jokes?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada didn't get this, he gave Mao Xuewang to Saimu Kusuo Mango Xuemei Niang and left.

"And I'm not just for this matter," Osamu Dazai said while eating the non-spicy Maoxuewang, "It will be bad if Bai Lan has all the three powers of seven."

The third power of seven, together with Vongola's ring and other things, is collectively called the cornerstone of the world.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know either, because he only chatted a little bit before.

Speaking of Vongola's Ring, Saiki Kusuo's first memory is the battle for the ring that he had to choose to fight for the ring at Bingsheng Middle School despite the fact that there are many uninhabited mountains near Bingsheng Town.

A lot of Hibari Kyoya's favorability was gained for preventing Balian from building the infrastructure of Bingsheng Middle School, but that's all. As a team of tool people, Saiki Kusuo didn't have any extra feelings.

In the ring battle that didn't even take place in the first match, the understanding of Vongola's ring is the token of Vengley's leader.

If anyone who owns the ring can become Vongola's boss, that would be too much of a joke. Based on this cognition, knowing that Vongola's ring is the cornerstone of the world doesn't change anything.

"Bryan already has Vongola's Ring and Mare's Ring in her hand, and even collected half of the Rainbow Seven's pacifiers."

This was the first time Saiki Kusuo had heard it.

So why are the other two rings and end up with pacifiers?

If it is Bu Zhoushan, you can still know that it is used to support the sky. It is just a ring and a pacifier. What does it really have to do with the world? Do they represent an important part of life?Get married and have kids?

It's just too boring.

"So what happens after collecting?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

Summon the dragon?

"I don't know," Dazai Osamu said, "What Sawada-kun said is that there were people who gathered for the annual meeting before, and there was no response. The pacifiers can be made into rainbow-colored light ball pacifiers."

...What do they regard the cornerstone of the world as?

Is the program at the annual meeting, let the Rainbow Seven float in the air and sing "Shining Light Ball"?

"However, if there is a special method, maybe it will be different." Osamu Dazai took a bite of the duck's blood, "Maybe we can synthesize something like a world controller?"

"Have you played The Sims a lot?"

"Do you want to see Chuya Nakahara I made?" Osamu Dazai answered very naturally, "It's a vampire elf."

"Don't use mods casually."

Osamu Dazai put down his clean bowl, restrained his playful smile in his eyes, and became very serious. He said seriously: "Maybe it will happen that everyone will go back to the primitive society together, the world will be destroyed, or all the worlds will be destroyed." A big merger or something."

Yeah, yeah, isn't this a big deal?