Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo threw the broken hair on his head into the trash can with a blank face.

Although it looks tough, the injury is actually not serious. Compared with the first time I washed Dazai's hair before, the hair loss can be said to be rare.

Osamu Dazai squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, and he could clearly hear his inhalation.

The surrounding Touken Fusangshin took a step back in unison the moment they touched Saiki Kusuo's sight, and then subconsciously covered their hair.

For those like Xiaohumaru who valued their hair very much, their two hands were not enough together, so they moved slightly to hide behind Mikazuki Zongjin.

"Hahaha," Sanri Yuezong smiled and couldn't say the mantra "very good, very good", and could only keep laughing dryly.

"Well, ah," Sakata Gintoki pulled his open mouth up with his right hand before closing it, "Well, do you have any special hobbies? After you become bald and become stronger, grab other people's hair For wigs and stuff like that, white hair really doesn't look good."

"Pink hair is really good, it doesn't match white hair."

It is impossible for human beings to have such a hobby.

The guy who said "I'm bald, but I'm stronger", the ultimate goal is to steal other people's hair to make a wig, is it possible?

California Qingguang said in a daze: "Even if Saimu Junmei helped Mr. Sakata, he couldn't do this kind of thing to Mr. Dazai."

Although there is absolutely no problem with California Kiyomitsu's understanding in terms of context, but Saiki Kusuo really did not target Dazai Osamu's Daiǎ purely to confirm the identity of the other party.

It seems that because of too much attention, it has become a problem of bullying the teacher and becoming bald.

But considering the damn height difference, no matter how sneaky you do it, it will turn into a situation of jumping up and picking your hair.

Of course, considering that we are now in the gymnasium, the line of the basketball court is drawn on the ground, Yimei and Dazai Osamu play a game of basketball, and when he blocks a shot, he brushes Dazai Osamu’s hair, Saiki Kusuo is also a little worried if he If it was really Osamu Dazai and not being faked by others, would he accidentally replace Osamu Dazai's head with a basketball?

That turned into homicide in hoops.

His control over sports has always been poor.

Saiki Kusuo didn't expect Dazai Osamu to cooperate with his actions. Even if it was real Dazai Osamu, with his inexplicable appearance before, he could know whether the other party planned to cooperate with him and Natsume Takashi. If it is, it will be even more impossible.

All in all, this is what Saiki Kusuo thinks is the simplest and most convenient way. As for the matter of showing off, it's just an illusion anyway, and it doesn't affect his ordinary life.

The only thing that makes Saiki Kusuo a little unhappy is that there is a height difference of fifteen centimeters.

After he decided to go back, he had to make the average height of the whole world reach 1.8 meters. In this case, even according to his previous average height, he would be one centimeter taller than Osamu Dazai.

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Saiki Kusuo doesn't intend

"There is something." Saiki Kusuo said concisely, "Look in the trash can."

Poor Osamu Dazai, I didn’t learn that Z was willing to look through the trash can for him, but I didn’t quite believe Kusuo Saiki’s words, but this scene was too embarrassing, and for the sake of my hair, everyone didn’t say much What, I can only go down the steps given by Saiki Kusuo.

Natsume Takashi didn't really believe that Saiki Kusuo would do such a nonsensical thing suddenly, he must have discovered something wrong with Dazai Osamu, he leaned over and grabbed Dazai Osamu's shoulder with one hand as if caring ,"Are you OK?"

"Hey," he sighed faintly, "I think I'm going bald."

"Let's go to the infirmary to deal with it." I just pulled a few hairs, and there is no need to go to the infirmary for treatment, but Natsume Takashi Arashi said so by leading him outside.

"I..." "Dazai Osamu" Mei said something.

But before that, Saiki Kusuo stood in front of him, "I'll accompany him."

"No." Takashi Natsume subconsciously said, "This is too..."

Before the word "dangerous" was said, Saiki Kusuo pulled "Dazai Osamu" out with his own strength, and then left directly with the other side half-supported.

"Hey, you won't pull me out to pluck my hair, will you?"

"Plucking is not suitable for me, is it?"

Natsume Takashimei chased him out, but was stopped by Sakata Gintoki, "Let Dazai-sensei leave it to Saiki-san, everyone here, let's play a game together."

Saiki Kusuo and "Dazai Osamu" went out.

"Who are you?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

If there is telepathy, it will be much simpler. If not, you have to open your mouth to ask, which is really too troublesome. Probably the benefits of telepathy to his ability are just that.

"Has your telepathy disappeared?" The other party still said in Dazai Osamu's voice, "Is it true that the metal chrome restrains this ability?"

It's really strange to ask this question, they are obviously the ones who use metal chrome, and Saiki Kusuo didn't say that either.

"However, you have more than one ability, right?" "Dazai Osamu" chuckled, "Teleportation, changing the weather, and infinite power...Only that fellow Oni Wu Tsuji would believe that this is the height of heaven and man." science and technology."

"But I have been a human being for too long, and I have forgotten the wisdom of human beings."

Guiwu Tsuji looks like he has taken refuge in the other party. He was originally rescued by them. He has no choice but to become their companion. With such a strong obsession with "living", it is normal for him to choose this way. After all If they have been hiding in time and space, or have gained their power to control time and space, even death cannot catch up with Oni Wu Tsuji.

Yeah, but as a purely human being, it seems that even his companions hate him.

"If it is a special collection, it would be interesting."

After talking about Onimai Tsuji, "Osamu Dazai" returned to the topic, "Your abilities are not limited to these, I am curious, what are your abilities, can you tell me?"

His voice was obviously very deep, with a strange magic power, Mei told the other party everything about herself.

But this is not a big deal for Saiki Kusuo, who can let everyone collectively beat up the enemy Hakka sitting around while singing, he plans to catch the other party first.

Since it is not Osamu Dazai, there is no need to worry too much about the safety of the other party's life. Even if he is dead, he can use his own ability to get Mei's information from his corpse.

Saiki Kusuo used to strike with a knife in one hand, but the opponent's reaction was quick, and he turned around immediately, withdrew his hand from his pocket, blocking Saiki Kusuo's attack.

He took out a red book from his pocket, and there was a skull-like handprint on the cover of the book. "Osamu Dazai" caught this weird book with his remaining hand.

No wonder I wore a windbreaker, which I hadn't worn in class in the morning, in order to hold this book.

"Isn't the voice of the Siren not enough?" the other party muttered to himself.

Ya Li Ya Li, Siren Voice?What's this?some ability?

Maybe this is the kind of Dai ǎ that Fang Mei can give anything to Fangmei in front of Qi Muxiong.

However, it can't be tolerated that after Qi Mu Kusuo Taman blocked his hand knife, he immediately attacked in the opposite direction.

His strength is very strong, and his skills are very proficient. As for his body shape and appearance, Saiki Kusuo still needs to rely on his hair to determine the feel, but it is unnecessary for him to fight.

Strictly speaking, although Osamu Dazai leads the Black Lizard Team, he is not actually a complete fighter. He also tends to be dexterous when fighting, and it is impossible to have such a strong sense of power.

In terms of strength, it is almost four tons.

If Osamu Dazai had this power, he would not be famous for "disqualification in the world", but for this strange power.

But even with four tons of strength, it's not enough in front of Saiki Kusuo.

He didn't enter to beat the enemy with his own singing voice, even if he didn't use superpowers, he could open the four doors with his bare hands.

Saiki Kusuo can basically suppress the opponent to death. The opponent seems to be a little farther away from Saiki Kusuo, but it is difficult to do so.

"Is your ability still instant?"

Mingming kept dodging, and Mei looked for an opportunity to leave, but the other party kept asking Saiki Kusuo questions, which was really strange.

"If it goes on like this, I'll be in trouble."

The pages of the book in the opponent's hand kept turning, and the moment the pages stopped, there was an extra knife in his hand.

"It only takes one drop of poison to kill a shark. Even a person with superpowers will find it difficult to do so."

Saiki Kusuo's ability is indeed not anti-virus, but the premise of being poisoned is that he can hit himself, which is not possible at all.

But Saiki Kusuo knew that the other party didn't seem to act without knowing this, it seemed like he was just delaying time.

Natsume Takashi.

Natsume Takashi, who has not been chased out... something happened to him.

"Natsume Takashi."

Saiki Kusuo spoke the first word to him.

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He obviously didn't ask aloud, but the other party seemed to know that Saiki Kusuo was in charge of this post, "Natsume-kun, is it really okay to not care over there?"

Saiki Kusuo hesitated for a moment, but he didn't look back.

In the illusion, his spiritual power has been greatly reduced, but he will not lose. He still believes in Natsume Takashi's ability.

All in all, the first priority is to catch the opponent first.

Saiki Kusuo rushed towards the opponent, and he stopped from the routine of the guy who seemed to talk a lot, and his speed was much faster than before, and he grabbed the opponent's shoulder almost instantly.

But it was of no use, the grip immediately turned into paper, and the "Osamu Dazai" in his hand was flattened into a human skin painting.

escaped.

No, it should be said that he was not his real body in the illusion.

Regardless of these, Saiki Kusuo immediately teleported back to the classroom.

I saw a bloody inside, and the original judges had already gone crazy.

Saiki Kusuo searched for Natsume Takashi first, and saw him kneeling on the ground with a desperate expression, and next to him was Sakata Gintoki, who was reaching out to stroke Natsume Takashi's hair.

But when he raised his head, what was revealed was not the face of Sakata Gintoki, but another young man that Saiki Kusuo had never seen before.

Very dense hair piled up in layers, the hair alone can add about seven or eight centimeters to his height, a pair of violet eyes, and under the left eye, it is slightly darker than the eye color, like an inverted mountain Generally commonly used in circus tattoos.

When I heard Tsunayoshi Sawada talking about it before, I was a little doubtful whether the other party’s Chinese attainments were learned from the physical education teacher, but when I actually saw a real person, I felt that Tsunayoshi Sawada’s adjectives were really accurate.

It can be seen at a glance who the other party is, Brandeso.

Saiki Kusuo immediately attacked Bai Lan, but the whole illusion suddenly began to distort.

"Dazai-kun, you have worked hard, and you will soon find the core."

Bai Lan said, "The fun game time passes so quickly."

No wonder it is so impatient to end, if Osamu Dazai touches the core, the illusion here will end.

"Don't stare at me like I'm some bad person."

Bai Lan's figure also began to blur, "I just gave them a choice."