Career choices for superhumans

There is also a reason for the idea of ​​ghost dance Tsuji no misanth

For an idol who is forced to use hairy blood to put on makeup

If Saiki Kusuo came in with a pot of Maoxuewang at this time and drove the makeup artist away, Oni Wu Tsuji would think so.

It's so weird to ask Saiki Kusuo to make up for himself. It's like a vicious murderer starts to wash the soup. Most people have to wonder if they have poisoned the dishes.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

I just feel that the world is coming to an end, and it's rare to plan to fulfill my work.

Saiki Kusuo regretted it, how about being a salted fish honestly?After all, the manager is also in charge of makeup.

Guiwu Tsuji asked: "Have you ever put makeup on others?"

When asked this, Saiki Kusuo said without any guilt: "Ah."

Before, because Oda Sakunosuke said that the high-end barber shop also had a part-time job to do makeup for customers, Saiki Kusuo gave Akutagawa Ryunosuke a supplementary eyebrow. Although it turned into a crayon shinshin eyebrow by accident, it still matches his airplane head of.

Later, in order to prevent such accidents from happening again, Saiki Kusuo also learned makeup skills, using the cosmetics given by Oda Sakunosuke, of course not on his face, Saiki No. [-] was happy to undertake this work.

In order to cause any problems, I still learned makeup on an uninhabited island. At the beginning, I faced the same face as myself, and resisted to take a picture of Saiki No. [-] in the sea. After that, I got used to it, and the makeup skills are very fast. In short, Saiki Kusuo's makeup level is definitely good, and it will be inferior compared to professional makeup artists.

Oniwu Tsuji felt that Kusuo Saiki had good intentions. He saw through Kusuo Saiki, and said that he had the ambition to destroy the world. In fact, he captured a ghost boss. If he was the one who defended justice, He didn't even think about destroying himself humanely, he just made himself an idol.

If it is said that his dream is to catch a boss and train him to become an idol, he is really too unmotivated. Basically, Xiaxian Er is doing the job of manager now, and he has no idea what he is doing at all.

When Ghost Dance Tsuji was thinking, Saiki Kusuo also started. After all, it was a waste to buy so many cosmetics. In fact, Saiki Kusuo also felt itchy, probably after thinking of Saiki No. The part-time hairdresser's soul in my heart wanted to change the look of Guiwu Tsuji.

The concert will be at night, and the preparations will start early in the morning. Xia Xianer dares to do more makeup for Oni Wu Tsuji's makeup, and only asks the makeup artist to use the simplest one, that is, basically there is no makeup after a layer of base makeup What changes.

Oni Wu Tsuji's face is black and straight at the end of this month, looking at a kind of fake Junliang, Saiki Kusuo thinks of Miyazawa Ichiro when they first met, that curly curly hair seems to match his face .

Since he planned to do it, Saiki Kusuo did as he wished, first let Oni Wu Tsuji have his hair washed, he is already very good, so it is normal for the entertainer to wash his hair by himself.

After Kimai Tsuji returned with his head wet, Saiki Kusuo didn't keep him waiting, and let him sit on the chair.

Originally, I didn't plan to do styling, so here's a pair of scissors for styling that Kusuo Saiki uses the most, so it doesn't matter, he can't even cut his hair How to change the scissors, just use it as you like.

With the sound of "click, click, click", Onimai Tsuji Muchan, who was sitting on the seat, felt that Saiki Kusuo's knife had brushed his hair. The cold touch made his tailbone itchy slightly. He was forced to straighten his arms, as if this would make him jump up immediately.

Because of Onimai Tsuji's sudden movement, Saiki Kusuo's scissors cut across his scalp. The hardness of Oni's skin is not just talking. It is also a bug that only the Japanese knives can cause damage.

Saiki Kusuo took out the scissors, and two holes had already been cut at the position of the blade.

Oni Wu Tsuji also saw the two obvious holes on the scissors, and didn't know what to say for a while.

It doesn't matter to Saiki Kusuo at all, although the scissors seem to have turned into a whetstone and slashed across his head, but it is indeed because of his disorderly movement that Kimai Tsuji will also leave this matter behind On Saiki Kusuo.

This was originally a matter of a pair of scissors, but Oniwu Tsuji looked at Saiki Kusuo's eyes and said something as simple as a wave.

He has been singing and singing for a long time. Saiki Kusuo eats the desserts he earns and wears the clothes he earns, but until now he has not been paid.

Oni Wu Tsuji felt a little regretful. When he signed the contract, Saiki Kusuo did not clarify his achievements, so he was still a freelancer.

Yeah, so, is this guy asking himself for a salary?

Saiki Kusuo thought about it, but in front of Onimai Tsuji, he repaired the scissors with "backtracking in time".

Sure enough, Oni Wu Tsuji didn't even think about superpowers, and went to high technology again.

Some time ago, the cartoon Doraemon was released, which made Saiki Kuniharu call himself "Kusuo a dream". It's all about the story of a chubby doraemon with high technology to save waste wood. Although it's a cartoon, it's a ghost dance Tsuji took it seriously again.

There are jumps in this world, and to be honest, it's normal to have a Doraemon.

As long as Oni Mai Tsuji Muchan comes on stage at night, his mission will be over, and Saiki Kusuo is too concerned about high technology.

Fortunately, if you plan to curl it, there is no need to cut it too short. It is enough for Saiki Kusuo to groom him a little, so he put down the scissors after a few moves.

If there were two more cuts, Ghost Wu Tsuji would probably be able to take this opportunity to ask him for salary again.

Gui Wu Tsuji breathed a sigh of relief, although he knew it was just ordinary scissors, but he couldn't hold back the goosebumps on his back.

Probably this is the power of that Saiki Kusuo cutting his hair.

So is this his plan?

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about Onimai Tsuji's thoughts, and put it in another way. If Saiki Kongsuke suddenly looked like a good brother, he would feel like he saw a ghost.

He put it down and saw that it was time to use a curling iron. The effect of this kind of curling iron is definitely not as good as using potion equipment in a barber shop. If Saiki Kusuo wants, he can also use the curling iron to create a barber shop. The effect, even the duration can be guaranteed.

But there is no need to make this long-lasting, as long as it lasts for a day is enough.

Saiki Kusuo is fiddling with the curling iron. This has a high safety factor. When he used ion irons before, he made people into explosive heads. If he used the curling iron, unless there was an accident, it would never have that effect. .

He made a gesture on Guiwu Tsuji's hair, and directly picked up a bunch of bangs and wrapped it around the curling iron. The hair was still a little damp, and it made a "sizzling" sound when it was placed on the heated curling iron.

Saiki Kusuo's hands-on efficiency has always been very high. He originally wanted to create slightly curly hairstyles on both sides, but when he did it, he would inevitably jump on a few familiar natural curls, and the result was the result.

Hey, is this Osamu Dazai?

Saiki Kusuo carefully made Osamu Dazai for Onimai Tsuji.

To be honest, Onimai Tsuji's appearance is somewhat similar to that of Osamu Dazai, and they are both of the dark type.

But it goes without saying that there is still a big difference in personality. Based on the current situation, if Osamu Dazai knew that he could kill him with one blow, he would definitely try to set up Lai Yao by his side, but it would be like a ghost dance For someone like Tsuji, the first reaction was to run away first, and then cultivate a Twelve Ghost Moon to kill him.

Now Oni Mai Tsuji has not escaped, and he can still be an idol honestly. It is definitely not because he has been in this industry for a long time and fell in love with being an idol.

Saiki Kusuo wanted to change the look of Oni Wu Tsuji, but found that it was the normal version of Osamu Dazai, who was full of youth, and finally gave up. He could make up for it with makeup, so he simply put on some makeup on Oni Wu Tsuji. , that is, Saiki Kusuo knew the other party so well that he turned into a vampire on his own initiative.

Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi had a good background, because he has two small tiger teeth, and he has always followed the route of vitality and cuteness. The route of the concert is also carried out according to the vitality and cuteness of the little brother. The makeup is also heavy, and it can be said that Qi Mu Kusuo's make-up is not suitable for Onimai Tsuji Mumi, it should be said on the contrary, on the contrary, the other party is this kind of king of the night.

"Although he's very handsome, it's not Yue Xiajun's route." The staff couldn't make up their minds for a moment.

Xiaxian Er felt that there was no problem, "The makeup is done, and it's pretty good. Anyway, the few songs I chose are not very energetic routes."

Especially the song made by Mr. Wu Mi himself, it is simply a history of struggle full of blood and tears, ten hardcore.

Of course, this is also the key point, Mr. Wu Mi didn't say anything himself, Xia Xian Er would naturally be even more able to say anything, if Ghost Wu Tsuji objected, Xia Xian Er would have another rhetoric at this time.

What's more, it is more important to ensure the progress of the concert.

The things that need to be prepared afterwards have nothing to do with Saiki Kusuo, and finally it's time for the concert to start.

The tickets for the concert are all sold out, there is a long line at the ticket gate, their chirping voices alone, even the voices of their hearts are very noisy, even Saiki Kusuo usually does not go to the cinema, it is absolutely impossible to go to the concert site It was something unexpected in the past, and it will end soon.

Saiki Kusuo touched his pocket subconsciously, but it was empty.

Broker book met.

How can it be?

When was it acquired?Under the nose of my superpower?

Although this is not the first time, when I was 16 years old, my classmates went to the temple fair once, and it was a great shame to be stolen the second time.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it carefully. When everyone was surrounded by Onimai Tsuji's new makeup, the nearby staff gathered around, and several people had bumped into him, so it must have been stolen at that time.

That person is definitely old, even the heart is drunk

, perhaps using metal chrome, Saiki Kusuo took out the hypnosis microphone accessory from his pocket, making it of such a size that it is easy to think that it is to replace the mobile phone chain, but Saiki Kusuo did not do that at all, just put it in his pocket in.

It seems that this is also an accident.

The goal is your own broker book.

It reminded me of the experimenter in the white coat on Meteor Street, so they also noticed themselves at that time.

I saw myself again in this world, so I doubted it?

Saiki Kusuo thinks this is also impossible. The other party has a time machine, and must have experienced many worlds. Most of these worlds may not be related, and they are not related to ordinary parallel worlds.

You must know that Saiki Kusuo has experienced the five worlds until now, and he has never seen the exact same person. He suddenly finds that he looks exactly the same as in other worlds, and he must be suspicious.

The question is, why a broker book?

If you need to know your own situation, obviously the ID card is simpler.