Career choices for superhumans

Ever since Kimai Tsuji guessed that Saiki Kusuo may have some high-tech means to read his heart through the subtle expressions on his face.

Asshole, think it's mind reading or telepathy, okay?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhh, all in all, Guiwu Tsuji has recently become a boy with a fake smile without a teacher, probably because I have already occupied the expressionless face, and as an idol, a full of vitality smile is a necessity , Although Oni Mai Tsuji couldn't smile, but in order to prevent me from letting him go to the universe to bask in the sun in this name, I made the choice.

But even so, what effect does it have?

Looking at the skeleton smiling there, and looking at the skeleton without smiling, the former is obviously more terrifying.

Of course, Saiki Kusuo didn't mean this, but wanted to say that Oni Wu Tsuji Mumi couldn't cover the other party's heartfelt just by fluctuating facial expressions.

So, let's face it, it's telepathy, not high technology.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Oni Wu Tsuji's telepathy is not like that of Yamato Shou'an, who will explain all the cause and effect to you clearly. His words are more of a hammer to the east, a hammer to the west, and where he thinks of.

For example, when he came to power, he also found the judge.

Of course, Guiwu Tsuji Wumi didn't know the God Judge, he knew one of the two people who followed the God Judge.

It is the second of the twelve ghosts, that is to say, it is the existence of the subordinate of Onimai Tsuji.

Then there was humming, I will definitely let him die without a whole body, a threat that always pops up when he is up all night and eating bloody blood.

To sum up, Saiki Kusuo probably knew that Onimai Tsuji had reached a line with his subordinates through some means. As far as avoiding his own way, maybe it was while he was eating coffee jelly?

However, Oni Wu Tsuji should not have ended his singing, so it may be the dance movements or some message conveyed in the song, but Saiki Kusuo is very suspicious of Oni Wu Tsuji's ability to express and understand, otherwise why can't he find it until now What about his identity as a superpower?

If the boss is like this, Saiki Kusuo will doubt the IQ of the subordinates below.

However, in any case, it is a good thing if you are willing to make trouble. In the chaos, someone might shout "ah, it's a person with superpowers" loudly.

So Saiki Kusuo didn't plan to take care of it.

He blankly glanced at Onimai Tsuji with a smirk on his face. The skeleton's smile is indeed scary. Saiki Kusuo doesn't care, but it will also affect his sleep quality. The house here is not like his home. The one inside was specially made by Saiki Kongsuke, and he said to Kiwu Tsuji: "You smile so ugly."

Ghost dance Tsuji no misanthropy: ...

Will he send me to the universe to see the sun because of my fake smile?

Not to mention that after Saiki Kusuo closed the door, Oni Wu Tsuji was crazily learning to manage his expressions in front of the mirror and almost broke the glass in anger, but because of the "Universe Sunning" hanging above his head Jian forced himself to show a smile that was even more idol than idol.

However, Saiki Kusuo was not moved at all. Driven by the ability of clairvoyance, it was really not a good experience to see the skull next door scratching its head and posing in the mirror.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I heard that when the person who beat the enemy was out on missions, he didn't sleep in the hotel, but dug a big hole in the ground and buried himself to sleep.

This is really a good habit, let Yamato Shou'an dig a hole tomorrow, and bury Oni Wu Tsuji in it, anyway, he is a ghost, and beating the enemy, a thing that can be done by a human family, must be for a ghost It's also very simple.

Saiki Kusuo withdrew his gaze, wanting to look at the moonlight outside to wash his eyes, but the "crackling" metal knocking sound from below was really annoying.

Under the moonlight, Yamato Shou'an looked like a flying blue butterfly, writhing in the air, and every time he turned around, he could hear the sound of metal clashing and a little fire.

Opposite him is Okita Sougo holding a sword. The two people are like the front and back of a mirror, intersecting and separating.

This is the first time Saiki Kusuo saw Sougo Okita holding a sword instead of a rocket launcher. He thought it was a parallel world before. Sougo Okita, who fell in love with rocket launchers, might be less accomplished in swordsmanship, but when he really has to use his hands Only then will you realize that no matter which world you are in, Okita-kun is Okita-kun.

I originally thought that Sougo Okita would give a profound lesson to Yamato Shou'an, who pulled his pants and let go of his pigeons, after all, he is a shiver.

But it seems that in Sougo Okita's mind, Yamato's peace is still a little different. Instead of a rocket bombarding him, he started to join hands with him under the moonlight.

So, this is jealousy.

Do you want to feel the presence in Yamato Shou'an's heart?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is this kind of romantic drama contagious?

Saiki Kusuo felt very bad, and planned to take a good bath and then sprinkle some cleansing powder, if there is any.

Fortunately, after taking a good bath, Yamato Mori Anding and Okita Sougo had already finished their battle, and it was rare for Okita Sougo to be able to make a fight. Only Yamato Mori Anding was left watching the moonlight outside.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at it twice, he was in such a good mood, he should be buried tomorrow, after all, it is the source of infection for romantic dramas.

Saiki Kusuo thought about this and drew the curtains.

Yamato, who was staying outside, felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and he sneezed loudly, "Go back to sleep."

The next day was still the same as the previous day, but Yamato Moran was asked by Saiki Kusuo to dig two holes outside.

"Eh?" Yamato Mamoru Anding tilted his head against Saiki Kusuo strangely, as if he was puzzled by this request, even Okita Sougo, who was eating toast, looked over.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to explain that he wanted to bury Onimai Tsuji and Yamato Shou'an in the pit to learn the fine tradition of beating the enemy Hakka and sleep in the pit.

Yamato Mamoru Anding immediately thought of the conversation he had with Saiki Kusuo yesterday.

Mr. Saiki, are you worried that the judges will attack you?

Is this caring about me?

I don't understand why Toujian Fusangshen puts the interrogator's attack and caring for me, two completely different things together, maybe this is the lack of love.

Yamato Shou Anding convinced himself with this very strange reason, and said, "I will definitely complete the task of digging a hole."

"Do you want to insert sharpened bamboo in the bottom of the pit?" Yamato Moran Ding asked very innocently.

Yeah, yeah, if he doesn't cry when he goes to sleep at night, then Saiki Kusuo naturally doesn't care.

Saiki Kusuo still wanted to save Yamato, but Sougo Okita stepped in, staring straight at Saiki Kusuo, "Someone is about to attack."

He didn't use rhetorical questions, but declarative sentences. Maybe it was Yamato Shou'an's performance last night that made him suspicious.

Saiki Kusuo didn't speak, and took a sip of milk first.

Yamato Shou'an said to himself: "Hahaha, no, Okita-kun, just be prepared."

If it's so obvious, it's no different from not calling yourself, but the two people's martial arts training under the moon last night probably had a very miraculous effect, or it was just Okita Sougo's bad taste, he didn't intend to suddenly Grabbing Yamato Morita's tail, he planned to jump out afterwards and say "I saw it" and kept silent now.

After breakfast, I had a wonderful hand-to-hand with Sougo Okita last night. Yamato's spirit of keeping peace was different. He took out a hoe from the tool room, and dared to run to Sougo Okita to ask for the best ambush At that point, the two of them selected in the yard, and finally chose two excellent positions.

It was impossible for Sougo Okita to dig a hole with a hoe, and only Yamato Mamoru was working hard.

Oni Wu Tsuji Musai basically did not stay with Saiki Kusuo, watching everyone return to his room after eating, Saiki Kusuo could only estimate the height of Oni Wu Tsuji Musan holding his knees, and then Then tell Yamato Shuan Ding how big a hole to dig.

Anyway, Oni Wu Tsuji is higher than Yamato Shuan Ding. If Oni Wu Tsuji can wade down, Yamato Shu Anding is absolutely no problem. The main problem is the thickness of the soil covering the top of the head.

After Saiki Kusuo said this, he ignored them and went back to his room to continue his journey of spicy chicken games.

At night, the pit for Yamato Shou'an had been dug and formed. He thought he was making a trap, so he spread a layer of soil on it.

Anyway, when it's time to sleep, just dig out the soil on it, or just let them step on the soil.

Saiki Kusuo took a look and didn't care, and ate dinner first as usual. After the eyes and lips of Onimai Tsuji were brightened by the hell's hot hair blood, he went to the small park.

In order not to miss the interrogator who caused trouble, Saiki Kusuo did not go to a nearby dessert shop to order a cup of coffee jelly for himself as usual, and slowly waited for the end of the performance of Oni Wu Tsuji, but stayed in the toll office.

Yamato Shou Anding prepared a mask for himself, which he made himself. He used the big head portrait of Kibu Tsuji, and made two holes in the eyes. His mask was well received, and many people paid for it. The money for the tickets, while shouting and asking for the surrounding area.

Yamato Mamoru Anding couldn't be a ruthless money-collecting robot in this environment. He looked at everyone with some embarrassment, and then easily dumped the blame on Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo, who had always been a background board, stood in front of everyone unexpectedly in the form of Oniwu Tsujimuyou's human head mask.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Sure enough, it should be buried.

It's all the fault of Guiwu Tsuji Wucange's poor looks and bad dancing. Otherwise, why didn't this group of fans get attracted, instead they gathered to harass Mr. Manager?

Saiki Kusuo completely forgot that not everyone has the eyes and ears of a superpower. If you are far away, you can only see a blur and hear only the sound of calling.

It took up three hours to sell tickets at the entrance, and Saiki Kusuo didn't see the judge, so he had to let Kiwu Tsuji call it a day.

They walked all the way back to their house. Sougo Okita suddenly stretched out his hand and blocked everyone from the door. He seemed to be listening to the movement inside, and then he didn't open the door.

This is an old house, and when the door is opened, it will make a creaking sound.

Yamato Mamoru's expression changed, and he went in with Okita Sougo one behind the other.

There was the sound of fighting from inside, and then there were only two sounds like two heavy objects falling to the ground, and two "puffs", followed by Yamato Morita's exclamation, "Wow, you are indeed Mr. Saiki, digging The trap really caught the villain!"

Saiki Kusuo standing outside the door being praised: ... But I just want to make a bedroom for two restless people.

Saiki Kusuo opened the door expressionlessly, and saw a very conspicuous silver-haired Sakata Gintoki climbing up with a bamboo stick in his clothes, "Help, I killed someone."

Saiki Kusuo didn't plan to look at the porcelain toucher who didn't even hit this kind of bamboo and shouted loudly.

He looked at the other side, this is a black-haired man, compared to the guy like Sakata Gintoki who raised his hand first when meeting, this man should belong to the type of resistance, with injuries all over his body, but after a while It just disappeared.

This is not the key, the key is that Saiki Kusuo has met this person before.

The ghost who hid on the tree and listened to Ghost Dance Tsuji Muchan singing, almost dropped his jaw in shock.

Ya Li Ya Li, are you here?

Better not disappoint me, my idol.

The author has something to say: One-way street threw a grenade to cheer up the fake smiling boy idol who wanted to make trouble, and shouted loudly to make trouble