Career choices for superhumans

Listening to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's voice, Saiki Kusuo felt a little guilty.

He'd just been to the port mafia stronghold last night, and most of the guys in it had unremarkable mid-part hairstyles.

At least at the cadre level, there is no such big killer as the "airplane head".

However, Akutagawa Ryunosuke can become the first high-level "aircraft head" in the history of the port mafia in the future.

With Dazai Osamu's addition, a filter was placed in Akutagawa Ryunosuke's field of vision.

[I used hairspray to put my hair together, which broadened my horizons, as expected of Mr. Dazai. 】

...Isn't this my hair cut?

This kind of thing can also be attributed to Dazai Osamu, and I have confirmed my heart, it is Dazai Fuki.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care too much either, he just put his hands together and planned to collect money.

It is a common sense to do a good job of modeling, collect money and leave.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a few moments, but did not respond.

When they looked at each other, Ryunosuke Akutagawa remembered this, and took out a black card from his pocket, which was given by Osamu Dazai before. At that time, the other party waved his rich hand and swiped it casually.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care whose money it was, and originally wanted to include the money from Osamu Dazai's washing, cutting and blowing yesterday, but it was a trial operation after all, and it was used as a teaching tool, so after thinking about it, he didn't do that.

He inserted the black card into the POS machine and was about to enter the price when the wind chime hanging at the door rang, and it was Oda Sakunosuke who came in.

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback when he saw the guests standing inside, and said, "There are people so soon."

"What a great start."

[It will take several days for Uncle Sanada to have business. 】

If the store is opened in a downtown area, or a little farther away from the slums, it will not be out of business.

But it has nothing to do with the borrowed Saiki Kusuo, he just wants Oda Sakunosuke to comment on his new haircut.

As expected of Sakunosuke Oda, Saiki Kusuo didn't say it, but he understood. He looked up and down Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hairstyle, "It's very distinctive, like a hammer."

Please call this "airplane head", thank you.

...It wasn't like it originally, but once I accepted this setting, no, there was no such setting.

Fortunately, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was firm enough.

"This is the 'airplane head'." Akutagawa Ryunosuke pointed to his hair protruding ten centimeters, "I will definitely become the 'airplane head' of the port mafia as Mr. Dazai wishes."

As far as Saiki Kusuo's telepathy from Akutagawa Ryunosuke is concerned, Dazai Osamu just asked him to make a hairstyle casually, absolutely not meaning it.

But it is obvious that Oda Sakunosuke is trustworthy.

"So there is such a meaning?" Oda Sakunosuke said in admiration, "As expected of an excellent student of the 'Fancy Perfect Angle Hairdressing Major'."

Only this, or give up.

It's a curse.

Saiki Kusuo thought so.

But Sakunosuke Oda didn't notice this, he looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face again, frowned and said, "It's just a little strange."

Saiki Kusuo was very concerned when Oda Sakunosuke, who was still aesthetically normal, said such words, and at the same time he looked up and down Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face.

Being stared at by two people, the distance between the two sides is only ten centimeters, which is already a very dangerous distance for Ryunosuke Akutagawa. Generally speaking, the only ones who can get so close to him so far, except for his own sister Gin Only Mr. Dazai is left, and the rest of the guys have been torn apart by "Rashomon".

But this distance can clearly see their eyes, so serious that Akutagawa Ryunosuke really suspects that his "airplane head" has made some serious mistakes and ignores this kind of violation of private space.

"Sure enough." Oda Sakuyuki moved.

"No eyebrows."

"Eyebrow."

Oda Sakunosuke and Saiki Kusuo said the keyword "eyebrows" almost simultaneously.

His eye sockets are deep, and his eyebrows are slightly raised, but the color of his eyebrows is very light, and at the same time very short, basically invisible from a distance.

When it was covered by bangs before, it was not noticeable.

But after combing the bangs up to form the "airplane head", this point is completely exposed, leaving a large gap between the hairline and the eyes, and the original forehead suddenly becomes wider.

Although it is said that a large forehead is combed with "airplane hair" to look good, but without eyebrows, it looks a bit strange, and it is not heroic enough to support this hairstyle.

It's not perfect.

Did it roll over?

Sure enough, I should choose the hair style of Rando Riki's bosozoku, but as far as that hairstyle is concerned, Saiki Kusuo thought hard, but he couldn't paste Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face on Rando Riki's face with one click. This kind of horizontal version with the head hollowed out for taking pictures is really cruel to Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Want to try?"

At this time, Oda Sakunosuke asked aloud.

Then he took out an eyebrow pencil from the bag in his hand, "Draw an eyebrow?"

...As a male, why do you carry cosmetics with you.

Saiki Kusuo wanted to ask before, the logo on the bag carried by Oda Sakunosuke is a very expensive cosmetics set, but the cosmetics inside have been scattered in the bag because of Oda Sakunosuke's violent placement.

It must be explained that he will know that this is a very expensive cosmetics set, not because he wants to put makeup on himself who has changed his sex. In fact, he has always been without makeup, mainly because this brand was originally developed by Saiki Kusuo There is also the world that his mother Saiki Kurumi has wanted for a long time.

"Ah, it's a gift." Oda Sakunosuke said with some distress.

"I went to mediate the conflict between the wives of two government officials bribed by the port mafia."

Don't say the word "bribery" so easily in front of an outsider like me. As a member of the mafia, shouldn't you be a little bit worried?

Saiki Kusuo felt that it was miraculous that Oda Sakunosuke hadn't lost his horse in front of Sanada Mizuyuki.

"Although I didn't seem to do anything," Oda Sakunosuke frowned, deeply showing what is called a confused face, "but I received a thank you gift, saying that I can give it to my girlfriend."

[I just stood between two people and listened to their quarrel, and it was really strange to receive a gift. 】

[Do you want to save it for Saku Le? 】

...By the time Sakule can use it, it must have expired for several years.

Let's have a snack, Oda Zuo's dad.

But Saiki Kusuo looked at the eyebrow pencil in Oda Sakuyuki's assistant, and thought it was a good idea. It was a versatile brown eyebrow pencil, and it matched Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hair color very well.

Want to try?

But the problem is that even the sexually transformed Saiki Kusuo has always been able to appear on the scene, and Saiki Kusuo has no experience in makeup at all.

Rather than saying no, he felt that the probability of inserting the eyebrow pencil into Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes was higher.

After all, he is just a barber, can make-up make him go out and turn left and find a make-up shop?

"Qi Mu, it should be."

Saiki Kusuo was about to drive Akutagawa Ryunosuke away when he heard Oda Sakunosuke ask.

"...I'm just a barber."

Saiki Kusuo reminded.

"But that kind of high-end barber shop, shouldn't there be make-up services?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little confused.

Oda Sakunosuke does not have the money to go to that kind of place for consumption, but as a grassroots member of the port mafia, he belongs to the type of "moving a brick wherever it is needed", and he has visited the high-level port mafia several times as a bodyguard ladies wash and cut hair and do hair.

Well-informed Otasaku.

"Don't the hairstylists in Milan teach this?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"It's a different price." Saiki Kusuo who didn't want to do it replied word by word.

He has already learned from their words that his "aircraft head" is still in an imperfect state, how could Akutagawa Ryunosuke leave like this, he had to let Mr. Dazai see the most perfect hairstyle.

He took out the black card and slapped the card on the table in one go, "I have plenty of money."

At a time like this, he so desperately lit up the overlord's attribute, did he want to stick his eyebrows into his eyes?

Bad life?

Saiki Kusuo sometimes really doesn't know whether Oda Sakunosuke is the kind of friendly army who comes to negotiate business with him, or the enemy army who comes to demolish him.

But in this kind of situation where riding a tiger is difficult and the black card is approaching, as expected, the only choice is to draw.

I thought I was just a hairdresser, and I didn't expect to need a part-time makeup artist.

Yahhhhhh, being a barber is really hard.