Career choices for superhumans

Yato rolled on Natsume Takashi's bed with his pillow in his arms, and then sat up.

"Hi, we meet again." Yato waved his hand, "Did you miss me?"

Saiki Kusuo stared at the other party expressionlessly, and Yato's expression became more and more rigid. From Saiki Kusuo's expression, it is completely clear that if he hadn't broken into the bedroom of the hotel, the other party would have definitely forgotten himself .

After talking to him, he disappeared. Does this guy really not care about himself at all?

While shrinking himself, Yato made a few "beeps and beeps", and then he remembered that he was a god, not the little hapless bastard abandoned by the gods, and stood up again.

It's so strange, obviously he is the god, but he doesn't know that there will always be an illusion of being suppressed by the man in front of him with the same voice as himself.

Yato looked Saiki Kusuo up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he was an ordinary person, so he tapped his right hand with his left hand.

He rushed forward and held Saiki Kusuo's hand, "You can't be my long-lost half body, can you, quickly enter my body and give me strength."

Because there is no telepathy, and as expected of a god, the speed is really fast enough, and he succeeded before Saiki Kusuo could react.

Saiki Kusuo's eyes were dim, and he slapped Yato back on the bed with a slap, and saw Yato on the bed with his hands wide open, in an "ebaby" posture, which confirmed that this guy's priesthood might be astringent.

Xueyin couldn't stand it anymore, and hurried forward to describe her unreliable god, "Yato has recently become obsessed with reading novels, don't get me wrong." He pointed to his brain, "His brain is definitely good. of."

"He just thinks that he has no believers, and it's all because half of his body ran away with his own strength. Hey, this guy is so stupid when he's not serious."

Yato: "...that's too much, Yukine."

"And half of his body ran away with his son of God."

"Don't talk about you, the god's half-length sweetheart." Xueyin couldn't help but cover her face. With such a god, she was really an ill-fated artifact.

Obviously, as a divine tool, you still have to cover up your god's unreliability, and you were underage when you died, and you became a social animal directly after death, so I can accuse you of going too far, right?

Saiki Kusuo subtly noticed the grief and anger in Yukine, and converted it into words.

Xueyin looked at Saiki Kusuo and said, "Do you think I can sue him for child labor?"

If you make jokes with them, you may not be able to talk about the topic for the rest of your life, and you don't want to take jobs for yourself, Saiki Kusuo asked: "You came to find me?"

Although Saiki Kusuo learned the correct way to use the graduation certificate from Yato, Saiki Kusuo didn't think it was a matter of gratitude, and even because the timing of the ghost lamp's appearance was so ingenious, he didn't believe the chief of hell. The executive officer is so free, it just so happens that he handed in the pleadings and the other party received it immediately, and then he was able to spare time for the trial.

He didn't even make it three days ahead of schedule, which is generally stipulated.

So the most likely thing is that the ghost lamp originally intended to rectify the current unhealthy trend of psychic users catching evil spirits as shikigami at every turn.

Seeing that Qi Mu Kusuo had already accepted Lin Qiaomei's case, he planned to use it as an entry point. After all, the duty of hell is after death, and it cannot be involved in this world without a legitimate reason.

Thinking that Saiki Kusuo had already written the pleadings, and he should be able to summon himself immediately. Naturally, the next step was to hold a trial meeting to frighten the more and more psychic power users, but in the end, he didn't see Saiki Kusuo According to the process of handing over the form, and remembering the attributes of Saiki Kusuo, a scumbag at the end of the crane, he sent Yato to come over for a little reminder.

Saiki Kusuo felt that this was the truth.

Yato probably really received the entrustment of Sanji's child, but it's not a bad idea to do a job to motivate people, anyway, it's all on the way.

I don't know what the ghost lamp's request is, whether it's a gentle reminder with twists and turns or a rough one, and shouted directly in his ear, "Where's your pleadings, you bastard lawyer, there is something for the judge to wait for the lawyer's pleadings." Is it?" This kind, but because Saiki Kusuo took the lead in inquiring about the news, these requests are meaningless and seem not so important.

Saiki Kusuo was not interested in knowing either.

But of course Yato would not admit this, "Come and meet my followers, hahahaha."

Then, under Saiki Kusuo's expressionless and stressed expression, his voice became smaller and smaller, "Well, I'm here to give you something for Ghost Lamp."

This basically means that Saiki Kusuo's guess was correct before, but because he didn't say anything, Yato had no idea that Saiki Kusuo had guessed it.

Yato took out a stack of A4 paper folded into small pieces from his pocket, and handed it to Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo opened the A4 paper, and saw the contents inside. It was the paper that Saiki Kusuo had put in the graduation certificate before. During the trial, the ghost lamp was also taken out for everyone to shake, and then he took it away when he left , I didn't expect this to be returned to my own hands.

But at this time, it was completely unrecognizable. The circle was stained with a red brush, and revision comments were written on the side. The entire manuscript was changed into an unsightly, red.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Is this some kind of teacher marking students' homework?

Although from the time of the previous court session, the strength of the ghost lamp pulling the paper, and when he said the contents of the pleading paper, he had to glance at it from time to time, but is that guy obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Even though he is a judge, he is still in charge of grading lawyers' homework.

Ye Dou coughed twice, and continued: "Ghost Lantern said that next time the manuscript should be written carefully. He is not like a Taoist priest who grows flowers and is soft on the tail of the crane."

I'm really sorry for being the tail of the crane.

"After you edit it and mark it, put it in your graduation certificate and send it to him. This must be kept on file."

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Saiki Kusuo glanced at it, put it aside, and stared at Yato again.

Yato saw the meaning of the other party from Saiki Kusuo's eyes, "why don't you get out after everything is delivered?" The meaning of disgust.

Yeto pointed at himself, and said incredulously, "I'm a god, why do you despise me so much?"

Saiki Kusuo didn't think he needed anything from a guy whose priesthood might be pornographic.

"As a god, I can do anything." Yato tried hard to sell himself.

Saiki Kusuo looked Yato up and down, and felt that the other party did not plan to leave if he failed to achieve his goal, "What do you want me to do?"

Yato's eyes turned black and round, and he wanted to look around and talk about it, but Yukine pushed him away, holding a jar and said: "This is Sanji's stump, give these directly to That child was so cruel we wanted to burn it and put it in an urn."

Both Yato and Xueyin cannot be seen by ordinary people. If you go by yourself, you can only operate in the funeral home. However, if someone finds out that the funeral home's machine is moving by itself, it may scare the staff to death. In an environment where they are all psychics, it is easy to make big news.

"Give him a break by the way."

Although the ghost lamp brought both "Curse Embryo" and "Dechang Guangzhi" into hell and decomposed their souls, but for a powerful human being like "Dechang Guangzhi", it's okay to say that the decomposed souls are also Seventy percent of it is retained, and the spiritual power of Sanji, who was killed first, has already been digested to seventy-eight percent, leaving only [-]%. In this state, reincarnation is no longer possible. Warm up in hell, if you are lucky, you may be able to reincarnate, but if you are not lucky... hey.

Xueyin sighed like a little adult in her heart.

This kind of death is too tragic, even the state of the remnants of the soul is like suffering the karmic fire of hell, wailing horribly, even though hell is trying to nourish their souls, but in fact hell is a trial Even the means of nurturing people who committed crimes during their lifetime are not so comfortable.

However, it would be much better if there were priestesses and monks, their spiritual power would follow the connection of their real names to appease the poor guys in hell.

"You can't contact psychics?" Saiki Kusuo looked at them, "Aren't there still witches?"

Yato and Yukine don't want to have too much relationship with psychics, although they can see themselves, "The unknown gods like us are easy to be spied on. shikigami."

After all, in Japan, the boundary between gods and monsters is too unclear. There are many people who are gods one second and youkai the next.

"But I'm not worried about that," Yato said, "If something like this happens, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

Yato didn't say the rest, but Saiki Kusuo knew what the words were probably about killing people.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care at all, but he glanced at Yukine, and Yukine showed embarrassment, "Yato and Bishamonten have some grievances."

Bishamonten is the kind of character who wants to help people when he sees a poor soul on the road. He is also No. 1 in the black list where the gods of ghost lamps adopt artifacts but do not report them. The adoption of artifacts by gods is also a burden It is risky, because artifacts are human beings after all, and have human inferiority. Jealousy or other things will "stab" gods.

When Bishamonten was about to fall in the dark, Yato received the request of the opponent's artifact, and killed all of his own artifacts, which caused a lot of resentment. Bishamonten chased and killed Yato for hundreds of years, but misunderstood After the dissolution, although the relationship was restored and she was rescued several times, Yato didn't want to have a relationship with her.

Of course Yato wouldn't explain it so clearly to Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo didn't know about it without telepathy, but he didn't want to know either.

Saiki Kusuo took the jar to show that he understood, and pushed Yato and Yukine out of the room.

After going out for a whole day, it was impossible for him to go to bed in such a busy way. He went to the bathroom to take a shower, and when he came out, wrapped in a wet bathrobe, he saw the two people who had been kicked out by him before. Carelessly sat down on Natsume Takashi's bed.

Saiki Kusuo: ...want to hit someone.

It's good to know that as an ordinary person, you can't beat the gods, just stare at Yato.

Yato put his business card on Saiki Kusuo's desk, "This is my business card, you can tell me anything about your graduation certificate, after all, you are the tail of the crane."

When Saiki Kusuo asked about his graduation certificate, Yato noticed this. He didn't suspect that Saiki Kusuo didn't attend class at all, but felt that the other party was deserting during class. Isn't this normal? Saiki Kusuo has no spiritual power, and digests these things slower than ordinary people. After all, it is the tail of a crane, so it is understandable.

Saiki Kusuo strangely saw a glint of understanding in Yato's eyes, so what is he imagining?

Although I found Yato very strange, but he was a god after all, and if he encountered any problems, he could still ask him for help, and Saiki Kusuo did not refuse Yato's kindness.

He accepted the business card and asked, "Do you know Bai Ze?"

Yato blinked, "Bai Ze-sama in Taoyuan Township, and Ghost Lamp-sama are good...friends holding shovels to each other."

Yato paused strangely and said.

So why is it a good friend with a shovel?

Good friends holding shovels and burying each other?

In Saiki Kusuo's mind, the ghost lamp and Bai Ze were buried in the beach pit. Obviously they could help each other to shovel off each other's soil, but the two of them desperately buried the sand for each other.

Although the meaning in Yedou's words is not this, but refers to the fact that the ghost lamp did not sleep in the middle of the night and took a shovel to the door of Bai Ze to dig a trap, and dropped the other party from the Taoyuan Township in the sky to hell, but there are similarities in the same way but the same effect. Woolen cloth.

Saiki Kusuo told the story, and showed Yato the portrait of Shirasawa in his hand.

Yato said: "I don't know either, but Bai Ze is not here now, I don't know where he went."

Sometimes Bai Ze would be away from home for several days when he went out to collect herbs or hide from his romantic debts, but he didn't need to talk to Saiki Kusuo about these.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care either, he threw Yato and Yukine out again like a ruthless scumbag, and neither of them came to the door after that, but half an hour later, Natsume Takashi brushed the door Card came in.

There was obvious fatigue on his face, it was obvious that he had been squeezed hard by Shiba Jingji. He originally wanted to be gentle so as not to wake up Saiki Kusuo, but when he came in, Saiki Kusuo stared at him. look at him.

"Sorry, did I wake you up?" Natsume Takashi apologized apologetically.

Saiki Kusuo looked Natsume Takashi up and down, he looked very bad in the world, and said, "You go take a bath first."

Natsume Takashi originally planned to just sleep for the night, anyway, it was not the first time that it was dirty, but when he heard Saiki Kusuo say this, he quickly agreed, and ran into the bathroom with his change of laundry.

Mr. Saiki is really a good person.

Natsume Takashi followed by Ma Jingji and the others dealt with the "curse" around them, and they didn't intend to go back to sleep at first, but because Ma Shijingji inquired about Saiki Kusuo's information and felt that he had malicious intentions, this made Natsume Guizhi was very angry, so he refused the room offered by Chang Jingsi and came back to sleep.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, in a sense, there is no problem.

After reading the voice of Natsume Takashi, Saiki Kusuo thought so.

He glanced at Natsume Takashi's bed. He originally thought that Natsume Takashi would not come back, and he didn't ask someone to change the bed. After returning from hell, I don't know if there is anything dirty on my body.

Saiki Kusuo called the customer service number. In a five-star hotel, even if it was one o'clock, someone answered, and there was no objection to this at all. Soon, a cleaner knocked on the door and came in.

Although the other party listened to the noise in the bathroom, and then changed the bed again, probably because the city of Hakata is too filthy, and was thinking about some messy things, but the other party was very fast, and left after cleaning up , is also acceptable.

Natsume Takashi also took a bath very quickly, and almost came out with the cleaners. Madara, who always pretended to be an ordinary cat when there were people, said: "This guy is really considerate, and he even called someone to change the bed for you."

Natsume Takashi was immediately moved, "I'm really sorry, Mr. Saiki."

"Because a guy talking to himself has slept in your bed." Saiki Kusuo felt that he still had to explain, "He accepted the entrustment of Sanji's family to help bring Sanji back."

Natsume Takashi knew who "Sanji" was, and his eyes suddenly dimmed.

"This smell of blood is..." Madara asked, he had always smelled the smell of blood before, but now the smell of blood is everywhere in Bodo, so he didn't care much.

"Sanji's wreckage." Saiki Kusuo said, "He entrusted me to cremate this, and find a priestess and a monk to save it."

Natsume Takashi immediately said: "I will do well."

Saiki Kusuo was still very relieved of Natsume Takashi, nodded, and lay down on the bed, expressing with body language that he wanted to sleep for a while.

Natsume Takashi didn't say anything more.

It's just that he was about to go to the bed, but he saw the crumpled A4 paper on the table, subconsciously glanced at the content, and found that it was his own writing, which had been messed up with a red brush.

Mr. Saiki is really a good person.

Obviously, I have corrected all the mistakes and omissions in the pleadings.

It turned out that Mr. Qi Mu didn't say anything when he gave it to him, but it turned out that it was revised secretly.

Natsume Takashi was very moved.

By Mr. Saiki's side, we will definitely be able to complete the day when monsters and humans get along legally.

Natsume Takashi fell asleep with this beautiful dream in his arms.

Saiki Kusuo who was "asleep": ... In the fourth world, has the ability of all members of Dihua finally awakened?

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