Career choices for superhumans

"So, I'm a god." The man in sportswear, with a very rustic white scarf around his neck, put one hand on his waist, and pointed at himself with a thumb, "It's not a Hanako in the toilet. Not some weird curse, monster or something."

So, I didn't ask either.

After closing the door, Saiki Kusuo, who was captured again, obediently leaned on the sink of the sink and thought.

And Hanako in the toilet is a girl, right?

"No, Hanako in the toilet is a boy." Obviously Saiki Kusuo didn't ask, as if he remembered something, Yato emphasized again.

Yahhhhhhhh, is it a boy?

That's not the point either.

Saiki Kusuo thought blankly.

He was captured by the opponent with Erkang's hand, but if Saiki Kusuo didn't want to be caught, it would be very difficult for the opponent to get him. After all, as a social animal of ordinary people, Saiki Kusuo did not resist at all.

When the other party brought Saiki Kusuo back, he didn't even ask himself if he wanted to hear it, and introduced himself, "I'm the famous Yato God."

Who?

Saiki Kusuo remembered that the gods here were still in the same system as his original world, but he had never heard of such a god.

"No matter how many times you watch this kind of self-promotion, it's still very shameful." The blond-haired boy next to Yato said with his hands in his pockets.

Ye Dou was so angry that he kicked the floor, "This is not self-promotion, but a dream that will come true one day."

"I will have a luxurious shrine, and eight maidens will carry sedan chairs, and everyone will be crazy about Yato."

Ya Li Ya Li, it turned out to be an unknown god.

After all, there are 800 million gods in Japan, and most of them are no different from monsters. As long as someone believes in them, they can gain divinity. Of course, if they don’t believe in them, they will immediately become monsters, but few can really To become a true god, some of them will choose to become angels.

In a situation like this, if it weren't for the evil gods who engaged in evil sacrifices, the psychics wouldn't care.

Although I feel that if the god looks like Yato, who looks like an old woman who wants eight stunning shrine maidens to carry the sedan chair, it would be too ruinous, but the only thing Saiki Kusuo can confirm is that the other party is indeed not an ordinary person.

His telepathy has no effect on these two people, so far except for Dazai Osamu's "disqualification in the world", that is, these non-human beings can resist his ability.

"Do you really not want to consider joining my Yato Sect?" Yato leaned forward, his whole head magnified in front of Saiki Kusuo, his eyes shining brightly, not so much like a pyramid scheme. Said to be the guy who was cheated by pyramid schemes.

The characteristic of this kind of god is probably the existence of no bones?

Saiki Kusuo's see-through eyes didn't work on Yato either, but it was too intrusive.

And it's too close.

Yeah, do you start with missionary?

Saiki Kusuo vaguely felt that this was not the case.

Thinking like this, Kusuo Saiki resisted the urge to slap this god whose voice was basically the same as his own on the wall, but pushed him away with the strength of an ordinary person.

"So, what are you doing here?" If you don't bring the topic back, you might be wasting your time until the Year of the Monkey.

Hearing the topic, Yeto suddenly remembered that he was not here to play, but to have a business, and immediately saw a person who could see himself without any strong desire, so he must be drawn into his followers The state inside broke free, "Because there is an entrustment."

The orthodox gods, not the kind of monsters that have divinity because of their beliefs, are born based on human beliefs. Their power comes from the beliefs of believers, and gods that no one believes in will disappear. Dou is such an existence.

In order not to disappear, Yato is currently doing work similar to the "House of Everything", that is, doing everything from flushing the toilet to finding someone.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

However, the presence of the gods is very weak, and it is very difficult to see the message left by Yato. Even if you can see Yato and become attached to him, if you don't see him for a long time, you will soon be Forgotten, gods without believers are such a sad existence.

Ya Li Ya Li.

"However, I, Yato, will rise soon." Yato looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahahaha."

It is because of this character that there are no believers.

"We have accepted the commission." The boy next to him said, his name is Xueyin, and he is the artifact of Yato, "The client's father lost contact two months ago. When he was desperate, he saw our phone call. The other party Hopefully we can come to Bodo to find his father."

When human beings are in despair, it is easy to see gods. This sentence is not just talking. It is just the phone number on the flyer that I saw in despair. Try it with your arms, and make a phone call with the mentality of being deceived, and then say The gods were summoned.

Yukine is much more reliable than Yato, and speaks in a very orderly manner.

"It wasn't until we arrived in Bodo that something was wrong." Xueyin frowned, "There's a curse smell everywhere."

"Although I don't know what method they used to cover the eyes of that guy Bishamonten." Yato said, "But I have formed a relationship with the client, so naturally I want to help to the end."

"But having said that, even a psychic user would have a hard time noticing us if they don't have fate." Yato made a thoughtful look.

He looked quite bluffing when he was thinking, and Saiki Kusuo, who had no telepathy, almost thought that the other party had discovered his secret, but seeing Yato suddenly waved his hand, "Sure enough, you are destined to be my believer .”

"Even the voice is so similar to mine!" Yato opened his hands, and danced, wanting to have a post with Saiki Kusuo where believers and gods meet.

Saiki Kusuo blocked his chest with one hand, something is wrong with this god, it can't be some shy god.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fortunately, Xueyin grabbed the husky-like Yato's collar, "Really, pay attention to your image."

Even though he was still a child, he covered his face like a little adult, "Do you still remember that you are a god?"

"But did you hear that just now? This guy's voice is the same as mine!" Yato was very excited.

"That's right." Xueyin lowered her head and stared at Saiki Kusuo.

"Is the voice of the public so exciting?" Saiki Kusuo pushed the two faces away with one hand and one hand expressionlessly.

Saiki Kusuo didn't feel guilty at all when he said this, isn't Natsume Takashi's voice the same?If three people make a table, they can all fight the landlord.

"You are here to do the task, not to find the same person." Saiki Kusuo couldn't help complaining.

Only then did Yato calm down, "It's difficult, the client's father is dead."

The client's father is called "Sanji", an employee of a psychic agency, who disappeared more than two months ago. Although his psychic office already knew that the other party was dead, due to the consideration of Sanji's wife The health is not good, and the child is too young, so I plan to tell them after the matter is over and avenged Sanji.

However, the client was aware of this, calling Yato just to catch the hope that was like a spider's thread.

"Even if, even if Dad is dead," the young child said heartbreaking words with tears streaming down his face, "I also hope that God can bring his body back. Our family agreed that we will always be together .”

Because of this, Yato accepted the commission. His mission was not so much to find someone, but to find Sanji's body in pieces.

Saiki Kusuo remained silent, his empathy for things is actually not high, but he also said at this time, "It can be found."

"Ah, that's for sure." Yato said, "After all, I am the omnipotent God of Yato."

"Do you want to be my follower?" Yato's eyes sparkled.

. . . At such a time, stop boasting.

Moreover, even without the ability of telepathy, Saiki Kusuo felt that Yato's face was full of evil intentions of "catching a believer back and feeding him to eat, drink and sleep".

"You can't deceive believers like this." Even Xueyin couldn't stand it anymore, and said while covering her face.

"But at a time like this, it's safer to stay with us." Xueyin said to Saiki Kusuo seriously, "It's very dangerous now."

Yato raised his head and looked at the thick fog outside through the toilet window, "This is really a terrible thing. If the cursed fetus is really born, Lord Ghost Lantern of Hell may go crazy with a mace in his hand."

hell?

In the final analysis, it is a god, and it is normal for people who know hell.

Saiki Kusuo had an idea.

Although being a defense lawyer for a monster seems to be a fairly common job in a flower planter, it is not in Japan, and has not been recognized by the government and psychics.

If Saiki Kusuo wants to be the defense lawyer for monsters, it would be easier to pack up and go to the flower planter next door. Saiki Kusuo will not be allowed to go to the flower planter to start the simple mode.

Saiki Kusuo must become the No.1 Japanese monster defense lawyer.

Honestly, is this kind of pioneer role an ordinary person?Even a person who can be admitted to a profession like a lawyer is not considered an ordinary person.

Ahhhhhhhh, Saiki Kusuo felt much more comfortable after complaining.

According to the information collected so far, lawyers are not the most important thing, what is important is about hell, and the fact that the flower planters can develop is purely because of cooperation with hell.

In other words, if Kusuo Saiki wants to be able to carry out activities normally, and hook up with Hell, no, cooperation should be necessary.

If the judge is a ghost messenger from hell, this will convince non-human beings such as psychics and monsters.

Saiki Kusuo lowered his eyes, Huashan Daoist, a flower planter, has a lawyer's diploma that can summon ghosts from hell, but he has never taken a class, and he doesn't know how to use it at all, let alone, it's Japan now. , The ghost of the flower planter was summoned all of a sudden, is it considered a smuggled case for trial?

Anyway, there is a god here.

Saiki Kusuo stared at Yato expressionlessly.

Not to mention, when Saiki Kusuo stared at people with no expression on his face, he was still very scary. He usually couldn't tell when he was wearing a school uniform and surrounded by a group of people, but he was a little gloomy when he was alone.

He was obviously a human being, but Yato was still a little scared. He jumped back two steps, "What are you doing? I don't have money."

...This guy is a god, right?Rather than pretending to be some copper coin essence?

Saiki Kusuo took out his graduation certificate, "Help me see, can it be used in Japan?"

Yatou's original eyes were still casual, but when he opened Saiki Kusuo's graduation certificate, his eyes immediately changed, and suddenly became serious, and the reflection of Saiki Kusuo's figure in those eyes seemed to be his See through the general.

"It turned out to be you." Yato said meaningfully.

What is me?

Could it be that I have become an outstanding graduate of Maoshan Taoist's fancy angle lawyer major, and the photo is pasted on the school wall?So everyone knows?

Hey, isn't this setting boring?

"The tail of the crane in the school is still talking about giving all non-human beings a public trial."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so this time is the setting of the tail of the crane?

Why feel a little ashamed.

Saiki Kusuo had no expression on his face, and when he looked carefully, his eyes were a little fishy.

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