This boring world without comics

The Pa Yi Pa program team was in a hurry. In less than a day, even Jiang Hao hadn't received any detailed reply, and his official had already put the news on Twitter.

And at the same time, it is widely publicized that Jiang Hao will appear as a heavy guest in this issue.At the same time, in order to match the viewing time of more people, the broadcast time of the episode of Pa Yi Pa will be adjusted from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m.

There is even more exciting news!

In order to cater to the trend of young people, in addition to broadcasting on TV that day, there will also be a live broadcast on the Internet!

It can be seen that Yuan Shansi really spent a lot of money to get Jiang Hao.

After this news came out, most people were crying for Jiang Hao:

[Don't don't!Husband, run away!This show can't be on! ]

[Fuck? ? ?Is this sb show still alive?I thought they were all reported and taken off the shelves......]

[Ha, I don’t know who is behind this show?Shareholders of TV Tokyo, well, who dares to control? ]

[I don’t dare to look at it anymore, but I’m worried that if I don’t look at my husband, I will be bullied again]

[Is there anyone who doesn't know that all the games in this show are cheating?Those resident mcs know the answer in advance or someone tells them, it is almost impossible for the guests to win! ]

[Ah ah ah!Damn it!When I think of those stinky mcs and that sb host, I feel angry in my stomach! ]

[Pray my husband is okay! ]

All kinds of ghost cries and howls at night are to tell Jiang Hao not to participate in the recording. The people who eat melons really understand how disgusting this show is.

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Jiang Hao did a lot of homework on the Internet about the shareholder Yuan Shansi and variety shows.

He found out that the magazine company of Hara Yamaji held a storytelling competition through drawing a while ago, and the description of the competition seemed to be an ordinary drawing theme competition, but this is a manga competition in the world!

The promised prize is something other than cash and a mystery prize...  

Jiang Hao personally guessed that it might be an opportunity to serialize a manga in Yuan Shansi's own magazine.

Good guy...... I knew that sooner or later I would meet such a competitor, but I never thought it would be such a person.

He welcomes fair competition, but there is really no need for this kind of coercion to engage in small tricks behind the scenes.

[What does the master decide to do?This invitation is obviously a grand banquet, you......]

"I'm going, why don't I go?" Jiang Hao smiled instead of anger, "They invited me so sincerely, and they even heard that the time of my show was changed from eleven o'clock to six o'clock. Why would I say no to a promotional opportunity?"

[Master, master...Master, are you really alright?Blink if you're kidnapped! ]

"Pfft—" Jiang Hao was amused by Hanhan's system's reaction, "Yes Hanhan, staying by my side is not in vain."

[Master, how can you still laugh at this time? !That's a Hongmen Banquet!Master, you weak little white flower, don't say what to do with them, they just eat you, master! ]

"Don't worry, I've already thought about it!" Jiang Hao seemed to be fully prepared, waiting for that day to come.

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The day the program was recorded.

Neon programs are usually followed by cameras from the moment guests enter the TV station.

Because of the linkage with the live broadcast platform this time, there are more cameras than usual.

Not only are there many cameras, but there are also many people!

The entrance of TV Tokyo was densely packed, all of them were people who came to watch.

Yuan Shansi is rich and powerful, in order to let more people see Jiang Hao's ugly appearance, the early publicity really didn't fall at all, and the high search terms on Twitter hung up for several days.

The director saw a car coming from afar, so it should be Jiang Hao's car, and notified the various departments to prepare to start.

A classic Rolls-Royce parked steadily at the entrance of the TV station. Just when everyone thought the door was about to open and Jiang Hao was about to come out, everyone found that there were several black BMWs behind the Rolls-Royce. Sless was in the middle.

Such a special way of appearing on the stage even made the director confused. He flipped through the script in his hand, as if he was checking whether he remembered it wrong or something.

At this time, the door of one of the BMWs opened, and a man in black wearing a suit and sunglasses stepped out of it.

After he got out of the car, the doors of the rest of the BMWs all opened at the same time, and all the people walking out were men in black clothes who were tall and big, with muscle lines on their arms that could hold up their suits!

Xiao Hei walked to the door of the Rolls-Royce and opened it for Jiang Hao.

All the men in black stood neatly in two rows.

The program staff who were holding the camera on the scene took a step back silently in fright, and communicated with the director in a low voice: "What...why is that still..." He always had a foreboding feeling in his heart.

Director: "Do it! Don't forget what our task is today! Do it!"

They are here to see all kinds of people make a fool of themselves, okay?Is there anything more satisfying than having them make a fool of themselves in front of their fans?

--No!

After Jiang Hao got off the car, the scene immediately screamed.

In order to cater to today's atmosphere, Jiang Hao deliberately imitated the looks of Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu!

The suit is a refined version, and the buttons on the sleeves are made of crystal; the same style of suit coat worn by Chuya Nakahara is on the shoulders, mainly because the two of them are closer in height.

He rented the Rolls Royce and the BMW, he snatched the man in black from the port mafia... yuck!Borrowed, a full twelve, the number of a small team.

Anyway, Jiang Hao's words are here today, either the show crew died or he himself died!

No matter how loud the screams were, the people in the bullet screen were as excited as they were.

[Hahahahahaha!Look, scare the children and get all the bodyguards at home! ]

[Good guy... Where did this come to record the show?This is totally a gang/gang fight, right? ! ]

[I'm a bit looking forward to it, I feel like the program team has hit the iron plate this time! ]

[Quickly let me see what is called the light of the right path! ]

Jiang Hao walked forward with the appearance of a mafia boss. On the surface, he was very calm, but in fact he was really in a panic.

Doesn't he know what kind of character he is?He is a person who can't even speak loudly to others!

But today is different, today we must give these guys a little color!

Immediately walking to the gate of TV Tokyo, Jiang Hao deliberately slowed down a little, when suddenly a balloon filled with water fell from the sky.

The smile on the corner of the director's mouth really couldn't be hidden at all, and the camera didn't dare to slack off, preparing to capture Jiang Hao being hit by a water balloon and then drenched all over.

Tell you to pretend!The more you pretend, the worse you will be!

Xiao Hei seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and directly reached out and hit the water balloon precisely on the director's face.

The moment the water balloon exploded was like a blooming flower, sealing the smile on the director's face there forever.

The audience was silent, and then burst out laughing.

"Fuck hahahaha! Retribution is retribution! Hahahaha!"

"Does this mean that if you walk too much at night, you will always meet ghosts?! Hahahaha!"

"This director is in collusion with a host and a resident mc. I have long disliked him! It's so refreshing!"

"Thank you, it's great!"

The photographer next to him was stunned, and couldn't directly shoot. On the contrary, the photographer on the live broadcast platform was super cooperative and gave the director several close-up shots, capturing all the subtle expressions clearly.

This time, the live broadcast platform that Yuan Shansi cooperated with was Jiang Hao's live broadcast. Everyone in the company knew how much Jiang Hao had contributed to them, and they were naturally on Jiang Hao's side.

Jiang Hao held back his laughter in his heart, if it wasn't for the fact that he was surrounded by everyone, he really wanted to laugh out loud.

But Jiang Hao couldn't laugh because of his position and status, so the man in black beside him smiled instead.

More than a dozen people laughed together, and the sound was very clear even outdoors.

Jiang Hao knew that superficial skills still had to be done, so he stepped forward and put his hands in his pockets.

Everyone thought that Jiang Hao was going to take out something like a handkerchief or paper towel to let the director wipe the water, even the director himself thought so, but it turned out to be a pitch-black pistol/gun!

"Ahhh!" The director fell to the ground in fright, trembling all over, probably because he knew what would happen in the show, so he was really afraid of Jiang Hao, "You... Don't mess around.....What are you going to do? Killing, killing is against the law!"

Jiang Hao had a half-smile smile on his face, and for a moment he was somewhat similar to Mori Ogai. He was playing with the gun in his hand, and suddenly aimed at the director who was slumped on the ground.

[Fuck shit! ! !Calm down, kid!It's not worth it for this kind of sb program group! ]

[It’s not really, is it... I’m starting to wonder what Jiang Hao’s real background is now... It’s not really the son of some gangster/gang boss from Neon, right? ? ]

[That, that... then the young master...]

[Young master, calm down, the cameras are shooting, if you want to kill him, find a place where no one is around!Look how stupid this kid is! ]

People around the scene were also trying to persuade Jiang Hao to calm down, but the men in black beside him were really scary, and no one came up to stop him.

Jiang Hao seemed to be unable to hear the sound around him, he opened the safety lock with his thumb, and pointed the gun/muzzle at the director.

"Wait! It's not my mastermind! It's... the host inside! He will also be... and all the guests inside! And... and, yes Besides, there is Hara Yamaji! Hara Yamaji is the mastermind! I was really forced, it’s really not me!!!”

Jiang Hao imitated Mori Ogai's smile at this moment: "Oh? Is that right...it's a pity that you spoke too late——"

"Bam—"

"Ahhhh!!!"

The gunshot sound was mixed with the director's screams, and he just passed out like this. The clear tap water on the ground that was supposed to be in the water balloon suddenly became turbid.

The director was scared to pee......

"Hahahaha!" Jiang Hao's bright laughter broke the terrifying silence of the scene, and the muzzle of his hand/gun released several small white flowers, "It's strange... your show doesn't focus on the whole person Is it? I just do as the Romans do, why are you still fainted by the director?"

Director: "......" Foaming at the mouth.

Jiang Hao: "That's right, if you do too many harmful things, don't you get scared?"

Jiang Hao threw the toy gun on the director and strode into the TV station.

The staff of the live broadcast platform outside held back their laughter, and desperately filmed the director who was not only fainted by fright, but also peed on the ground.

Such a beautiful scenery, it is really a pity that the whole country does not enjoy it......

On the way in, Jiang Hao met Yuan Shansi who came to check after hearing something happened outside, and the two people's eyes met in the air for a few seconds.

Don't worry, there are still a group of soldiers inside, the general must be the last one.