Entertainment industry summer job

◎The head of the household is a lunatic◎

Muxi Village, Yi County, Huangshan, Anhui in 2018

Muxi Village has a history of 800 years, and it is an out-and-out ancient village.The village is surrounded by mountains on three sides, with long clear water, flying bridges, hazy flowers and drunk willows. The scenery is absolutely fairyland, and the historical sites are also extraordinary.But it seems that he is short of breath, the luck of becoming famous overnight.Seeing that the neighboring villages are becoming more famous and more tourists than the other, the days are getting better and better, but Muxi Village is like that big girl raised in a boudoir, who can only "enjoy herself alone".The village chief was anxious, and so were the villagers.

Early in the morning, before the morning mist cleared and the old yellow dog at the head of the village hadn't had time to stretch his waist, the big horns in the village began to shout.

"Villagers! Every household! Every household! Please send someone to gather at the academy! Gather at the academy! There is something to discuss in the village! Something to discuss! Big things!"

Village head Shao Zhimin turned off the microphone after yelling, and slapped the table happily: "Our Muxi Village is going to be famous."

After about half an hour, the villagers arrived at Nanhu Academy one after another, all of them sleepy and yawning.

"Village chief, you didn't get enough sleep early in the morning, what are you doing?" Shao Laosan yawned and complained with his hair like a chicken coop.

"Everyone sit down first, of course it's a good thing." Shao Zhimin greeted everyone to take their seats.

"Okay, sit down and sit down."

"What are you doing mysteriously?"

After everyone was seated, Shao Zhimin cleared his throat seriously and asked, "Does everyone know that big stars are lucky?"

"I know, I know, who doesn't know who is lucky, my family now watches the spy movie he acted in several years ago every night, what is it called?"

""Peel the Cocoon"."

"Yes, yes, just one."

"You said that a man in his 40s looks like he is 23."

"What? Forty? He's already forty?"

"You can figure it out yourself, when did he become famous? He was in his early twenties when he acted in "Gan Yu" 20 years ago, isn't he in his 40s now?"

As soon as Lucky's name came out, everyone immediately started discussing it with great interest. A group of people chatted about it, and it felt like a group of gossips.

Satisfied with this reaction, Shao Zhimin raised his voice and shouted: "Everyone! Everyone! Tell everyone good news! Luckily, you want to come to our village and shoot TV!"

"what?"

There was no sound in the hall of the academy. Some people were surprised, some were surprised, some were suspicious, and most of them were confused.

"Village chief, why would a celebrity go to our poor village to film in a remote mountain corner? It's not funny, it's not funny."

Shao Zhimin patted his thigh and said, "Everyone, don't believe me. Just now, the leader of the Cultural Bureau of the District called me and said that the crew of "The Qingyun Guest on the River" will be filming in Huangshan, and Muxi Village is the main location for filming. I will come to investigate tomorrow. It’s a great opportunity for our village to become famous! Whether it can become a new tourist landmark depends on the crew!”

Youngest Shao plucked his hair twice, stared wide-eyed and asked, "Village Chief, don't let anyone lie to you."

"Could calling everyone here early in the morning just to amuse everyone?"

"Oh! My God!" The fourth aunt jumped up from the bench happily: "We can't miss this great opportunity! What arrangements do you have, village chief? Tell us, we must do it well, so that the inspection team can't find it." Something went wrong."

"That's it."

"I dare not even think about coming to our village to shoot TV."

"I think I have to go back and tidy up the guest room, in case they want to live in the village."

"Let me just say..."

The main hall, which had been quiet for a while, became noisy again, and the drowsiness seemed to be thrown away in an instant.The big film crew is coming to the village to shoot TV, and this event is even more lively than the whole village killing New Year's pigs together.

Shao Zhimin raised his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet: "Everyone! Everyone! Listen to me, after the meeting is over, go back and clean the streets and courtyards. It must be clean, tidy, generous, bright, and spotless. Pig pens, dog kennels, chicken, duck, and goose nests are all important. It must be cleaned! It fully demonstrates the beautiful scenery and cultural heritage of our Muxi Village."

"Village chief, don't worry, if you're willing, we'll cover the village overnight." Someone booed from below.

Shao Zhimin waved his hand and said, "No, they just want an old-fashioned taste, what's the point of flipping it over again..."

Before the words finished, Shao Zhimin's cell phone rang, and he quickly took out the phone to answer it: "Hello, Director Zhou..."

Shao Zhimin's face-changing speed is probably the fastest that the villagers of Muxi Village have ever seen. One second he happily answered the phone, the next second he turned into a donkey.Seeing Shao Zhimin's sad face, everyone consciously shut up.

"Okay, okay, thank you Director Zhou."

"Village head? Why are you making a fool of yourself, what? You're not lucky." Shao Laosan asked.

"No." Shao Zhimin shook his head: "The Ying family boy is coming back next month."

"The Ying family? Is there a surname Ying in our village?" The third grandma asked slowly.

"Third Grandma, let's just say that you are old, Mr. Ying Leying's house, the one at the foot of the mountain behind the west head of the village."

"Oh, Ying Le's family." The third grandma nodded half-understanding, squinting her eyes and said, "Is there anyone alive in their family?"

"Didn't the little lunatic of the old Ying family be picked up by someone from Beijing when he was six years old? He has been away for 17 years, and there is no news or letter. It's a pity that his house is an old house. I don't know if it can still live in it?"

The seventh uncle, who was silent for a long time, said, "What is he doing when he comes back? Don't you think it's enough to harm our village? It's said that three-year-olds look after the elders, and six-year-olds set fire to the school. What if you let him come back and burn the whole village down?" "

The seventh uncle's words hit the pain points of the whole village, and the group of people who were beaming just now were instantly filled with righteous indignation, wishing that Jiang Ying would also attack them together.

"Our family, Jianguo, was tricked by him into the mountains and almost fed the wolves. Thinking about it makes me angry."

"Frustrated, if it weren't for his crow's mouth, my father would have lost an arm by a falling stone."

"And my son, you said that Xiao Wu of our family is doing well in school in the provincial capital, but he came to our house in the middle of the night and said that Xiao Wu was going to have an accident, but Xiao Wu fell down the stairs the next day, bad luck. "

The fourth aunt couldn't stand it anymore: "Seventh uncle, you can't say that. No matter how crazy the Ying family boy is, he is still a child of our village. Besides, how many good things Ying Le and his daughter-in-law did for the village when they were alive, how much love is there? Can you not read it?"

The Seventh Uncle spoke plausibly: "If it weren't for his father and his mother, even the Ying family boy wouldn't be able to stay in our village for one more day. Our village doesn't need lunatics."

Both sides are about to quarrel.

"Don't be noisy! Don't be noisy!" Shao Zhimin shouted at the top of his voice, and everyone quieted down again: "The organization said that the Ying family boy had a serious illness last year. After waking up, he lost his memory and didn't remember anything. Muxi, there is no way to organize it, so I contacted the village to send it back."

"Amnesia? True or false?"

"It's been said by the organization, can there be fakes?"

"Is he like a normal person now?"

"The behavior is very normal, but he doesn't like to talk." Shao Zhimin said.

The seventh uncle lost his temper when he heard the organization's words. In terms of obedience in the village, he was definitely in the top three: "The organization... the organization, the organization has said it all, come back... come back when you come back, it's too pitiful, Both parents are dead, and there are no other relatives, as long as we don't harm our village again."

The fourth aunt took the opportunity to say: "Hey, if you want me to say that everyone has amnesia, let's not bother with him. He will come back if he wants to. After all, he is also from our Muxi Village. Try not to mention the past. Let the past go, as long as he comes back Be safe and honest, and there is no harm in our Muxi Village."

"That's the reason."

"The issue is....."

There was a murmur in the hall.

Shao Zhimin decided to revive morale. The construction of the village is a major event, and a child is nothing if he comes back: "Now, the most important thing is that we have to clean up the village as soon as possible. When the crew comes to inspect, the success or failure of our Muxi Village depends on one action. Everyone Be sure to roll up your sleeves and work hard! The meeting is over!"

The next day, in a peaceful, lively and cheerful atmosphere, Muxi Village welcomed the location inspection team of "The Qingyun Guest on the River".A group of people accompanied the person in charge of the scouting team and the deputy director Chen Haocun to go up and down the mountains in and out of the village three or four times, without stopping for five or six hours.Chen Haocun is very satisfied with the overall environment of Muxi Village, and praises it everywhere he goes.

"The tea garden is good, the tea garden is good, lush and lush, it is spacious enough to put the machine no problem, it can fly to Wia, Xiao Zhang marks 322, Lanying Qingyan."

"The white old house, marked 412, can be used to shoot interior scenes."

"I think there could be a platform over there... yes, a wooden platform..."

"The wall may need to move a bit...."

"Yeah, Director Chen, remember it." Assistant Xiao Zhang took shorthand while taking pictures with the PAD.

"Oh, it's a good time, Xiao Zhang, come and take a look, the angle, the composition... I will ask you if there is no end!" Chen Haocun dragged his assistant to an ancient tree.Looking ahead, one mountain after another, the green source is green, the surrounding clouds are steaming and rosy, and the hazy flow, the ancient houses with white walls and black tiles are embedded in the mountains one after another like paintings, and the South Lake around is clean and clear, the world between the lines split into two.

"The dark color is light and the mountains are far and near, and the green smoke is thick and light, and the trees are high and low [1]." Chen Haocun put his hands on his hips: "It is the artistic conception that "The Guest of Qingyun on the River" should have."

He turned to Shao Zhimin and said, "Village Chief, there is no reason why Muxi Village is not popular."

Shao Zhimin responded: "It's just a matter of you being fired, Director Chen is still satisfied with our Muxi Village?"

"Satisfied, very satisfied." Chen Haocun nodded. He looked around and stopped at the back mountain in the west of the village: "Did you not go there?"

"Yes, Director Chen, I didn't go." The assistant replied.

Shao Zhimin frowned unobtrusively: "Director Chen, there's nothing to see in that corner. I don't think it's getting too early, why don't we have dinner first? We naturally have a lot of good mountains, rivers and delicious food in Muxi Village. You must try it when you come.”

"It's only four o'clock. Don't rush to eat. If you are hungry in Shaocun, eat first. Let's go and have a look." Chen Haocun opened the way, but Shao Zhimin failed to stop him.

Walking through a few bluestone paths and a gravel beach bridge, the surrounding trees are getting deeper and quieter.Vaguely, Chen Haocun saw a house standing in the woods not far away.After walking for tens of meters, a large sea of ​​hydrangeas came into view.The hydrangeas blooming in groups are dimly connected into one piece, or blue or purple or white or blue, and clusters of calyx are exposed.

"I'll go~ Anime come true."

Members of the delegation took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

"God, it's so beautiful."

"A hydrangea can be sold for as much as forty in the market. If you send it, do the math."

"Zhimin, I didn't mean you. I didn't even know there was such a vast sea of ​​flowers in Muxi Village. You were hiding and preparing to hug a chicken." The mayor said. .

"No..." Shao Zhimin explained, but no one listened.

"Xiao Zhang, hurry up and shoot it. I want to discuss it with Director Cheng. There should be an extra scene for this flower."

"Hey, good to come."

"Xiao Sun, send it to Xiaomi to see if you can change the plot. To be honest, the sea of ​​peony flowers is a bit vulgar. It is not as good as the sea of ​​hydrangeas. If you let her see it, she will definitely like it. Walk around and see what else is ahead. .Mr. Shao, I don’t know how many surprises there are in Muxi Village, hahahaha.”

Chen Haocun entered the mode of chatterbox, Shao Zhimin could only laugh in embarrassment: "Hahaha."

Walking along the hydrangea to the end, first there are more than a dozen broad bluestone steps, with several wooden lamps standing on both sides of the steps, with the mountain as the wall above the steps, and a wooden door in the middle is closed.

"Village chief, can this house be expropriated?" Although he didn't see the appearance of the house behind the door, Chen Haocun fell in love with this house at first sight.The bamboo forest is beautiful, the hydrangea is everywhere, accompanied by the lingling stream and the melodious birdsong. Is there any place more in line with the hermitage in ancient novels?

"You mean this house? This house is not good. The owner of the house is not in Muxi now."

"It's okay if you're not in Muxi. Can you contact the head of the household? Give me the contact information, and I'll tell him personally."

Shao Zhimin looked distressed: "Contact information..., no... The head of the household will return to the village next month, and he is very difficult to talk to."

The head of the household is a lunatic.

The author says:

[1] Yang Shou "Entering Dongting and Looking at Yueyang"