Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

If someone with the surname Hu begs you, you have to help him once to make it even. "

Bai Youping was at a loss as to how to agree to this, once he asked for a house or land, he couldn't agree to everything, could he?

Seeing Bai Youping's hesitation, the old woman continued, "I am the disciple of Mrs. Hu Santa, Hu Jinfeng, you and I met by chance, and the person who will find you in the future will also be a descendant of the fox clan, so I will never force others to make things difficult for me."

Only then did Bai Youping feel relieved, and said, "No problem."

"It's a word."

Bai Youping got up and was about to go out, but turned back again:

"Master Hu, you can't tell me when you found someone, so can you tell me a little bit about her characteristics, so that I don't make detours then, so I can get rid of it earlier."

Hu Jinfeng thought for a while, and quickly counted with his fingers:

"Your fate is special, and the other half is naturally no ordinary man. My skill is still relatively small, so I can only glimpse some of his characteristics."

"You say."

Hu Jinfeng closed his eyes, and said: "The body is hairy, lively and active, destructive, and the eyes are wise, um...why are you still with different pupils?"

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Bai: Being poor and looking for a partner is too difficult for me. I feel like I have entered an endless loop.

Yang: Don't be afraid, the master said, you can find a partner.

Bai: That's right, but the person the master mentioned is describing a woman?

Yang: ...

7. Meet the Red Fruits

◎Two people and a dog, wearing a pair of underwear in total◎

"Old Yang, is this master talking about a human being?" After leaving Hu Jinfeng's house, Bai Youping kept talking about the characteristics of his other half.

"What else can it be if it's not a human being, but it really doesn't look like an ordinary person. Could it be that it's a foreigner?" Yang Qingyun was also confused by Hu Jinfeng's last few words, and said to herself: "It's not accurate. , even if it is a foreigner, why is it so destructive? Could it be that a foreigner is driving an excavator?"

"Forget it, whoever you love, anyway, I feel that my situation won't be solved for a while, but fortunately, I didn't get nothing today, at least I know that my virginity|man's body is very valuable, and secondly, most of the ghosts are not malicious. , I have to save money, either save enough money, or find my right girl, hey, I just feel that these two roads are not easy to go. Let’s take one step at a time, and find a wife while saving money .”

Bai Youping thought about it and began to worry about his happiness for the rest of his life. Although he is not a perfect appearance association, who doesn't want to find someone who is pleasing to the eye?

Too much hair and different eyeballs? Lively and active?Still destructive?Could it be a domestic violence lover?

No wonder it is said that fate is getting thinner and thinner. After this fate is counted, Bai Youping's confidence in living is almost gone.

It was almost midnight when the two of them got into the car, and Yang Qingyun couldn't stay out at night recently, otherwise his mother would have to get stricter and stricter in the future.

When Bai Youping thought that there was a living creature waiting for him at home, he was indeed not so afraid.

"You put it at the door for me in a while, and let the master take it home for you directly."

"Come on, don't think about it when you go back, it's okay if the master says it's okay."

Bai Youping got out of the car and ran home quickly. He was worried that Zoro was outside by himself. He came to the backyard and saw that the dog's head was stuck in the middle of the fence. He didn't know how long he struggled. He dug a few holes in the ground and fell asleep with his tongue drooping. outside.

Bai Youping struggled to pull the dog's head out, and both Zoro and Ye Xun'an woke up.

At midnight, when the Yin Qi was at its peak, Ye Xun'an could finally get out of the dog.

"You dog is very good at putting on a show. When I bought you, I pretended to be a flower of the kaolin. When you get home, you start to reveal your true nature. Come here, today's bath is for nothing. I will wash your paws."

Zoro stuck the dog's head in the fence in the afternoon, and slept almost the whole afternoon. Now he is very energetic, and when he sees Bai Youping excited, he wants to pounce and lick again.

Bai Youping had no choice but to hug the big dog and kick open the bathroom door.

He had just washed it once during the day, and he knew that the project was huge. He locked the dog in the bathroom, took off his coat and pants, and went in to wash the dog a second time in his underwear.

Ye Xun'an was exposed to the sun all afternoon. Even though he was on the dog, he was quite uncomfortable. After being rescued with great difficulty, he jumped out of the dog without saying a word.

Ye Xun'an's only clothes before had been ruined by the boy's urine, and now he was standing naked in the bathroom, not yet sure which direction to escape from.

Zoro saw Ye Xun'an, this time his mind was very clear, it remembered that this was the big brother who had conquered in the morning, it shook its head and tail to show its favor to Ye Xun'an, Ye Xun'an was afraid of being exposed by the dog, and tried to warn him with his eyes .

But with Husky's IQ, this kind of eye contact will only go in the opposite direction, and the further you go, the more you will go astray.

On one side of the toilet is the neighbor next door, and a Bodhisattva has been invited at home. If there is no order to seduce the soul, this entry is considered trespassing, and the other two sides are outdoors, with a peach tree planted. If you can avoid it, avoid it.

Ye Xun'an had no choice but to go out through the main entrance. If he went left, it also went left; if he went right, it also went right.

Zorro was very excited, and he must be released at this moment after recharging his energy all afternoon.

Ye Xun'an was afraid that Bai Youping would return, so he kept on doing nothing, took a big stride over the dog's head, and as soon as he held the door with his hand, he felt someone outside the door also twisting the handle.

No, the person is back.

He is a errand, and a errand with no clothes on.

He decided to stay the same and respond to all changes. As long as he doesn't take the initiative to show himself, the other party should not be able to find him!

Yes, just do it!

Ye Xun'an moves like a sculpture of the Academy of Fine Arts, with his hip|lower|riding a dog, and his upper body is straight.Trying to hide in a corner of the toilet, and wait for Bai Youping to come in and control Zoro, so that he can get out.

Zoro thought that Ye Xun'an was playing with him again, and looked up at Ye Xun'an's hairy lower body, his eyes were shining brightly, as if a cat saw a cat teaser.

Ye Xun'an thought that such a scene of social death was only known by God, Earth, him, and dogs.

Bai Youping pushed the door open, and in the middle of the bathroom stood naked|naked beautiful men. Their upper body was full of art, and their lower body was riding a dog. This kind of appearance was unique even in the Renaissance period.

With such a visual impact, Bai Youping froze in place. His first reaction was not to see a ghost, but a pervert came to his family!

Bai Youping remained motionless, Ye Xunan was lying to himself, and only Zorro was excited.

Two people and one dog, all in this room, only Bai Youping is wearing a pair of underwear.

Bai Youping looked at the pervert in front of him, who was naked, and where the hell was he putting on a work of art, he couldn't bear it:

"Who the hell are you, why are you at my house?"

"Can you see me?"

Ye Xun'an's first reaction was not to be ashamed. After all, he didn't have much time to come to the world, and this kind of shame has not yet been established. He didn't cover up or run away at all, but he was very righteous.

"Damn, have you read too many fucking jokes? If I can't see it, you don't wear clothes to enter other people's houses. Are you sick?"

After Bai Youping finished speaking, he regretted it, yes, it is really possible that he was hiding in the toilet without wearing clothes in the middle of the night, but this ghost behaved frivolously, and nine out of ten he was also a cowardly flirt ghost.

"Then let me just say it straight. I am Bai Youping, a native of Dingzhou. I am 25 years old. I am still a boy. I defecated anywhere yesterday. One point will be deducted." Ye Xun'an seemed very proud after speaking chest up.

Bai Youping was shocked by how shameless and cheeky this person was. He fucked himself and even said that I defecated anywhere?

Wait, it did seem like he peed in a corner yesterday, but how did he know?Could it be that this person is still a stalker!

"Control the world, control me shit and fart, you are not only an exhibitionist, but also a voyeur?!"

"Three points will be deducted for those who are not condescending to the officials of the underworld and interfere with their duties."

Ye Xun'an wanted to take a notebook to write it down as he said it, but he awkwardly stroked his thighs twice, only then remembered that he was not wearing any clothes.

When Bai Youping heard the word "underworld", the spine began to whizz and feel the cool breeze. This person looked like a living person, with piercing eyes, a well-proportioned figure, and his actions were not as weird as those ghosts before. Could it be that this is a ghost? Difference between poor and ordinary ghosts?

Bai Youping still couldn't believe why a staff member who represented the image of the underworld would appear naked|nude|naked in other people's homes.

"I'll believe whatever you say? I don't know if you're a pervert who was beaten to death by another man's husband, and then came out to bluff and deceive without wearing anything."

Anyway, he was discovered too, so Ye Xun'an had no choice but to come out the door openly.

Bai Youping hurriedly followed behind, trying to grab the man, but when he stretched out his hand, he found that his fingers directly passed through the man's arm.

"Wait a minute, are you really a night tour god?"

"What's the good of lying to you?"

Although Ye Xun'an didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him, but his law enforcement manual and tools were all in his last set of clothes. He stopped suddenly, turned around and said to Bai Youping:

"Burning a set of clothes for me is considered a sinful virtue, so that I can erase the part of you defecating everywhere."

Bai Youping was almost dizzy by the stupid big man in front of him, and almost passed through this man's body:

"Can you walk well, I almost ran into you."

"If you can see ghosts, you'd better hide away. If it's mild, you'll get sick, or if it's serious, your life will be shortened."

Ye Xun'an raised his hand to look at his body, he was still too weak, without incense, any mortal could charge at him, once this kind of mana encountered a violation of law enforcement, he could only subdue it by brute force.

Bai Youping really didn't want to see a big old man dangling in front of him with bare buttocks. Forget it, a good man will do it to the end. He opened the closet and looked back at this man. He was taller than himself, with broad shoulders and long legs, and a wasp waist and ape arms. presumably alive should be often