Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

Even when his grandma was alive, he didn't enjoy such treatment a few times.

Ye Xun'an smiled and said nothing, he was actually embarrassed to say that this was the first time Bai Youping took him out to eat.In fact, most of the time, he didn't like the taste, and he could always think of Bai Youping taking him to dinner after work was over.

"Do you like noodles?" Bai Youping ate almost the same. In fact, except for soaking for a longer time, the noodles still taste very good.

"I like it, you made it for me." The noodles Ye Xun'an ate were also made by Bai Youping, but he was embarrassed to ask Bai Youping to always cook for himself.

"Oh, you little kid, you're so reasonable, you remember everything you eat at the first bite, you'll suffer if you get married like this." Although Bai Youping has no love experience, he prides himself on being mature.

"Why are you at a disadvantage?" Ye Xun'an was puzzled.

"You see, you just look for one and go to the dark one by one. I don't know if it's good to distinguish the first one. It's almost like a duckling treats whoever it sees at the first sight. It's blind. If you like one People, but they don’t know each other very well, so they get together, get along for a long time, and find that this person is not what you think, and according to your temper, you are likely to wrong yourself for the rest of your life.”

"Isn't it good?" Ye Xun'an asked back.

"It's not a question of whether it's good or not. Isn't it just asking for guilt? If you like it, stay together. If you don't like it, there's no need to force it together." Bai Youping made up his mind last night, and now he wants to insinuate and guide from time to time Ye Xun'an, his "big boy" can't suffer from his feelings.

"But I don't think eating buns is a crime, it's just that I happened to meet something I like very much for the first time, so I will naturally stick to it."

Judging from Bai Youping's unlucky experience for so many years, it is indeed difficult for him to understand the feeling of being in the soul, let alone Bai Youping, how many people in this world have met the right person at a glance?

Bai Youping is not in a hurry to argue for a while, he is ready to teach by precept and example, and he will entertain and teach anytime, anywhere in the future.

"Okay, you're still young, there are some things you can't understand for now, when you meet someone you like, remember to tell me, I'll check for you, by the way, can you have a partner in the underworld, right?"

Ye Xun'an thought for a while: "Yes, the regulations do not prohibit it."

"Is there any restriction? For example, goblins are fine too?"

"Do not prohibit, do not promote, do not protect."

A good guy is not responsible for the principle of scumbags, but this underworld policy really can’t set too many restrictions. Ordinary people have no chance to touch it, and those who can touch it can’t control it. Rather than restricting it, it’s better to turn a blind eye and close one eye .

Bai Youping felt that the burden on him was a bit heavy, so he took Ye Xun'an even more seriously.

"Okay, you can pay more attention in the future, don't be a little fool, I'm really worried if you let it out like this."

I heard before that raising a daughter is worrying, but who knows that raising a beautiful "son" is just as worrying, especially in the demon world, regardless of gender, age, Bai Youping feels that the scope of his defense is much larger than Yangjian.

The two of them finished their meal and returned to Wutong Temple with four crumpled paper ingots.

As soon as he entered the door, he found that there seemed to be some kind of ritual ceremony inside the door. The Taoist priest who showed Bai Youping's palmistry yesterday greeted him:

"Master Yuan, are you here to fulfill your wish?"

Bai Youping took out four horrible paper ingots and handed them over:

"Does this mean that you can't finish it and you have to return it?"

The Taoist priest took it, his face changed slightly: "Master Yuan, please follow me."

Bai Youping and Ye Xun'an followed behind and came to the rear of the hall.

"Taoist chief, what's the matter?" Bai Youping didn't know how to address him, he looked like a Taoist priest, so he could only call out chief.

"Master Yuan, have you ever let someone else touch your ingot?" the Taoist asked.

"No." Bai Youping was sure that no one had touched the ingot from the time he got it until he returned home.

"In this case, you may have to go to the mountain temple to worship and fulfill your vows in person." The Taoist looked at Yuan Bao repeatedly, "Do you remember what color this Yuan Bao was when I handed it to you?"

"I really don't remember this, isn't it gold?" Bai Youping only remembered to pay attention to whether the ingot was intact, but he didn't pay attention to the color. The pilgrims who had made their wishes passed by and left with the ingot in their arms. It is silver ingot.

Looking at my own again, it turned out to be gold!

"The ingots in the temple are all made of silver paper. The gold ingots represent that you have an extra fate with Wutong Daxian, so this does not mean that your wish has not been fulfilled, but that you need to go to the mountain temple to fulfill your wish in person."

"Mountain God Temple?" Ye Xun'an listened for a long time. He had long wanted to know the Wutong God, but he wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd.

"Please be safe, Master Yuan. This ceremony cannot be held in this temple. You have to prepare your offerings and go to Suxu Mountain. There is a mountain temple on the hillside. You should go there to worship in person."

"Why is it so troublesome if my wish is not fulfilled?" Bai Youping felt that he was really hard-pressed. He didn't get the 200 yuan, so he had to take in the tribute.

"Fate Lord, why bother about the petty gains in front of you. This temple has not seen a Fate Lord who came back with a gold ingot for many years. You just go. When you arrive at the mountain temple, you will naturally respond to your requests."

After the Taoist finished speaking, he went to the front and started to work again. Bai Youping was holding four ingots and was a little uncertain:

"go?"

"I'll go by myself, you stay." Ye Xun'an reached out to take the ingot from Bai Youping's pocket, but Bai Youping held his pocket:

"Are you kidding me? Are you a mountain god fool? Actually, there were some things I didn't tell you last night." Bai Youping was a little guilty. He didn't hide it on purpose, it's just that a big man hasn't figured out how to say this so far.

"What's the matter?" There were many people in Wutong Temple, and Ye Xun'an led them to the ginkgo tree last night, "Tell me, it's quiet here, what's the matter you didn't tell me?"

"It's nothing, it's just that Wutong. Don't you all say that he is a sex embryo, who can take both men and women, right..." Bai Youping was a little confused. He didn't know how to say it so that he could express his feelings without hurting Ye Xun'an. embarrassment.

Bai Youping was a little worried. Don't look at the young man in front of him, but in fact, he might just be in elementary school.

Ye Xun'an really didn't understand Bai Youping's meaning for a while, he was a little anxious, and took Bai Youping's arm: "Don't be afraid, I won't let you go, but you have to tell me, what did he tell you?"

Bai Youping was pinched by Ye Xun'an, he didn't know whether his student was completely ignorant, or just cleared it up, he asked tentatively: "Xiaoye, you are not young anymore, although you have amnesia, but your body is still intact. Something wrong?"

Ye Xun'an was a little touched, even if he died, even at such a critical moment, Bai Youping's first concern was his health, but he didn't understand:

"I'm not a living person, what's wrong with my body?"

"That's good, you know about men, don't you?"

???

Ye Xun'an was at a loss for words, what's the matter with men?

Bai Youping saw the confusion on Ye Xun'an's face, and he knew that he would not be able to speak clearly today: "It's just love between men and women, do you understand this?"

"Men are yin, women are yang, the art of reconciling yin and yang?"

This statement is rather vague, and Bai Youping doesn't know such an academic statement, Ye Xun'an can understand a little bit: "Now that you understand, the following teaching is much simpler. Between women and men, do you know this?"

Ye Xun'an's eyes widened. He didn't know, at least before this moment, he didn't have such a clear understanding.

Bai Youping didn't know if his course progressed too fast, so he hastily reined in the reins and collected it:

"Ah, this matter seems a little difficult to understand, doesn't it?"

Ye Xun'an had no expression on his face, but his heart felt as if a cup of hot tea had been turned over. This feeling was very subtle. He felt as if he was alive. Something dripped from his chest. It was so hot that he didn't even take it with him Sensational thoughts spread throughout the body.

Bai Youping thought that his words were too bold and frightened the children. In fact, he himself was walking between embarrassment and explosion, but he had to pretend to be calm, trying to position this conversation at the level of academic exchange:

"You are still young, and you have never been exposed to many things. Well, I don't blame you. The world is much more bizarre. This, how should I put it, existence is reasonable...... Hey, are you listening? ?”

Ye Xun'an came back to his senses only after being called by Bai Youping: "Is it double cultivation?"

When Bai Youping mentioned that there is sex between men, Ye Xun'an seemed to understand something suddenly, but his brain was too burned, and he only remembered "between men" over and over again.

Bai Youping paused for a second, although he didn't read much online articles, but when he went online, yes, that's the word!Why didn't I think of it earlier, making such a big joke on myself, it turns out that these two words can solve it.

"Ah, yes, yes, it has to be that you cultivators know a lot, that's the word, that Wutong. In fact, I touched me in my dream last night. I'm not ashamed, so I didn't tell you. , In fact, he asked me to go with him last night. I disagreed, and he said that as long as I disagreed, he would come to me every day." Bai Youping never thought that he could dream up a sleazy hooligan for himself in his dreams, " So, I came to take a look today, I’m afraid I can’t hide.”

"You can't go." Ye Xun'an actually didn't know the specific method of double cultivation, but with Hua Sha's experience, even if he didn't know, he could make a rough guess.

"No, don't get excited, we discussed last night whether to find Wutong?