The Legend of Hibiscus Lonely Immortal

The Minister of the Ministry of Rites severely condemned this!Please invite No. [-] Lan... Ah, the male guest——Hua Man Lou. "

"Wow~~~~~~" Everyone's eyes lit up, and they all stayed there.

Suzaku held his face like a nympho, "He's so beautiful."

Shi Xiuxue: Hold the thorn and see him!Catch that heart!Jump like a plop, plop!

Meng De: "It seems that our male guest No. [-] killed all the female guests present as soon as he came on stage. This is the Huamanlou Playboy from Jiangnan. Playboy, please choose."

Hua Manlou: "I can't see it, so just choose one." Write down NO.15.

Meng De (surprised): This son is...

Qingyi: Huh?What a pity.But what to do, I like him so much!

Meng De: "Please choose! Wow, all 24 candles are lit! Congratulations to male guest No. [-], who is full of flowers! Next, please see the big curtain of shadow puppetry learned from the West."

Big curtain: Hello everyone, my name is Huamanlou.This is my home.I come from an ordinary family. I have no mother since I was a child, but I have a loving father and seven older brothers.I like flowers, if you are willing to join hands with me in the sunset, please leave candles for me.

I am Hua Manlou's father, Hua Ruling.Any girl who marries into our Hua family, no matter who she is, will belong to the 42 front houses along the river in Guangling Mansion!Plus a [-]% stake in Datong Bank.Our little seven has a good temper, and is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.Be our daughter-in-law!

Meng De: "Wow, 24 candles...one went out, it was Miss No.15 Xiao. Please playboy blow out the remaining 21 candles and choose two of them."

Hua ManLou: "No need! I choose the girl I love. I have something to say to her. NO.15, Xiao Molan."

Xiao Molan was startled.

Hua Manlou: "I know you like Lao Bai Gan, but I'm just a cup of herbal tea. But I want to say that life is not a mess. No matter how good the wine is, no matter how full you are; no matter how light the meal is, you can't miss a meal. Wait until the scenery is clear, Maybe you will accompany me to watch the long stream of water."

Xiao Molan's eyes were red, she walked down, and took Hua Manlou's hand.

The audience applauded thunderously, and many spectators burst into tears.

The music starts: You are majestic and majestic, the man who puts on the horse, and the galloping horse is like a gust of wind~

Everyone: ==

Meng De: "Musician!"

Sweeping Monk: "Sorry, it's my ringtone. Sweeping is passing by~"

Everyone: ==

The music starts again: You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me keep you with my heart.

"Stay!" The audience chorused.

Mengde: == (gritting teeth) Musician!

The music sounded again: I spent my whole life to support you...

Meng De (possessed by the roaring horse): Get lost!Damn, I've eaten too much brain-dead powder!

Advertisement: Blue sky and white clouds, sea breeze blowing coconut leaves, and seagulls flying.

Ye Gucheng, dressed in white, stood on the rock.

Huang Rong asked worriedly: Brother Ye, are you really going to fight Ximen Chuuxue?

Ye Gucheng didn't make a sound.

Huang Rong: But I'm so worried about you

Ye Gucheng still didn't make a sound.

Huang Rong: Are you so sure that you can win Ximen Chuuxue?

Ye Gucheng turned his head, and the breeze raised his black hair: Piaorou, that's how confident he is.

Meng De: "Okay, during the advertisement period, I have already told the musicians that this time the male guest No. [-] will appear on the stage, and he will definitely cooperate to give everyone a high-end atmosphere, domineering, wild and explosive auditory shock. Please invite the fifth male guest—— Ye Gucheng!"

Sound of Music: Ride the Waves! (Bang bang bang) Wandering (bang bang bang)!Thousands of miles of surging rivers will never stop!

All the female guests (holding their faces like crazy): the city lord~

Xiao Molan: "Ye Gucheng! (Pushing Qitong's hand and rushing up), I'm sorry, although I once looked up to you, but I am a soldier and you are a thief. Six Doors Serious Crime Squad, you have the right to remain silent, but Everything you say will be presented in court. You are under arrest!"

Ye Gucheng said indifferently: "Catch the head? What's so great about the head? Mai Demu, I really didn't kill anyone. The emperor is still sitting there."

Xiao Molan (poking Ye Gucheng's badge): "Do you know that I can sue you for obstructing justice, Ming Dynasty is law-abiding." Ye Gucheng: "Give me a chance."

Xiao Molan: "How can I give you a chance?"

Ye Gucheng: "I didn't have a choice before, but now I have a choice. I just want to be a good person."

Xiao Molan: "Go and ask those people you killed to see if they will give you a chance. I'm sorry, I'm a headhunter."

Ye Gucheng: "Maiden, the emperor has already pardoned me, why do you want to chase after me? If you don't believe me, ask Director Huang."

Xiao Molan put down her hands.

Meng De: "This..." Ye Gucheng stopped him and walked straight to Huang Rong.

Huang Rong turned her face away: "Didn't you immigrate overseas?"

Ye Gucheng: "So many things have happened recently, I just want to be alone."

Ye Gucheng: "No one would want such a thing to happen. I didn't understand it before, but now I figured it out. The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy. The whole family is neat and happy. I went to Yuen Long specially , I bought you wife cakes; are you hungry, do you want me to cook a bowl of noodles for you?"

Huang Rong: "Hey, don't say I didn't remind you. You said it. But, I don't want to meet, I want..."

All the nympho: "I know, mooncakes!"

Huang Rong: "Well, if I marry Brother Ye in the future, will you be angry?"

All the nympho: "No, we are all good sisters."

Meng De: "Congratulations to male guests No. [-] and No. [-]. They will receive a jungle adventure honeymoon trip sponsored by Ghost Villa and a full set of wedding furniture, kitchen utensils, and bedding from Zhu Ting! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! See you in the next episode!" "

38 Mid-Autumn Festival Comedy Extra ([-])

Welcome to the talk show "Xiaohuang talks about things." I am the host Lu Xiaohuang.Today we invite two old couples and young wives from Baiyun City: Uncle Baiyun and Aunt Huangtu!Applause please!

Ye Gucheng leaned on his sword, and Huang Rong helped Ye Gucheng go up.

(One)

Lu Xiaohuang rubbed her hands together in embarrassment: that... Uncle Baiyun had rumors in the early years, saying that Uncle Baiyun's eyes are like cold stars.After so many years, I didn't expect the style to remain the same!

Ye Gucheng was silent.

Lu Xiaohuang grinned, and Huang Rong hurriedly said: "Xiaohuang, don't mind, he's just like this! If he doesn't speak, it means he acquiesces." As she spoke, she glared at Ye Gucheng and patted his arm: " Human child paper praises you for being handsome! Make a sound!"

Ye Gucheng: Yes

Lu Xiaohuang: ==This, our program, the uncles and aunts are far away overseas, if you don’t watch the Jianghu Daily, you may not know it, this is an interview program...

Ye Gucheng: I know.

Lu Xiaohuang (surprised): Oh?Could it be that the publication of Jianghu Daily has already been published overseas?

Huang Rong: Hehe, it’s not a big deal~ I know you, aren’t you Lu Xiaohuang?

Lu Xiaohuang: Oh, Aunt Huangtu also knows me?

Huang Rong (laughs): You have distinctive features, especially those two mustaches, which are exactly the same as your uncle!I see that everyone in your family likes to grow their beards into eyebrows

Ye Gucheng: The one with the square beard is Fusang

Lu Xiaohuang: ==

(two)

Lu Xiaohuang: Uncle Baiyun, and Aunt Huangtu, I know her surname is Huang.What is your last name?

Ye Gucheng: Yay!

Lu Xiaohuang was taken aback for a moment, then smiled like a flower, and gestured to scissorhands: Yay!No, uncle, I'm asking you, what's your last name?

Ye Gucheng: Yay!

Lu Xiaohuang muttered in her heart: Why is such a modern uncle here?Sure enough, it's a returnee from overseas, why not?Uncle, take a group photo later, after the show is recorded, you can take any photo you want.I mean what's your last name?

Huang Rong: Your uncle's surname is Ye

Lu Xiaohuang's head is full of black lines

(three)

Lu Xiaohuang: Uncle and aunt, I heard that when he was young, Uncle developed the Feixian Island Baiyun City tourist resort, which led to economic prosperity.What kind of place is that?

Ye Gucheng looked at Huang Rong with a smile in his eyes: good place.

Huang Rong: Yes, a good place.In addition to Feixian Island, there are many small islands that are also under the jurisdiction of Baiyun City.It's interesting.

Lu Xiaohuang: Oh?What fun places are there?

Huang Rong: Forgot... Look at my memory. I used to have a photographic memory. When I was young, I used my brain too much, but now it really doesn't work.What is the name of the island that my girl asked you for last time?

Ye Gucheng: What?

Huang Rong: It’s the island where my father likes to play the flute to the sea the most

Ye Gucheng: Peach Blossom Island.

Huang Rong rolled his eyes at him: That's my house, can I remember the house number?In the East China Sea, it's not your business!Ask you another island pinch!

Ye Gucheng (contemplative): Is it the island where your father often goes fishing?

Huang Rong slapped her hands: Yes!It's the fishing island!There are so many fish!

Lu Xiaohuang: What kind of fish are there?

Huang Rong: Shark

(four)

Lu Xiaohuang: Uncle and aunt, how did you know each other back then?Who chased who first?

Huang Rong smiled and said: Of course he chased me first!Back then, I had willow leaves with curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, and anyone who saw me would be willing to look at me.The Gong Jiu next door trembled all over when he took one look at me.

Ye Gucheng's face was cold: Gong Jiu's twitching was intermittent, and everyone would tremble when he was twitching.Why don't you tell the truth?

Huang Rong: What's wrong?

Ye Gucheng: Is that the one I chased after you first?

Huang Rong: Why not?

Ye Gucheng: I don’t know who said that I have a face of ice, no matter how enthusiastic the desert is, it won’t melt.

Huang Rong said angrily: "Let everyone see, do you have a face like ice cubes?"The face of the ice cube is Ximen Chuuxue, you are an iceberg.Huang'er, you know that the Titanic