One hundred ways to kill at first sight

A hole was opened in the sky, and Thanos and his men were brought over on their own initiative.

When she did this insane thing, she looked arrogant and disdainful, as if Thanos was just an ant that could be crushed to death in her eyes.But thinking about the ages of these two, Thanos might have been a baby when she followed Odin to fight in the Nine Realms, and Hela would have such an expression, which explains it.

Unlike those who have never faced Thanos directly, Loki is very aware of the disparity in force value between them, and knows how terrible he is.So after he figured out the cause and effect and recalled what he had done, his sly smile froze on his face.With a pale face, the god of trickery retreated step by step, trying to bury himself in the crowd without being noticed by anyone, but when he just took the first step, his stupid brother grabbed his neck and pulled him to him, earnestly asking if he was right? Where does it hurt.

Yes, yes, let me go and I will be comfortable!The little prince shouted frantically in his heart, but on his face he said calmly (presumably): "It's nothing, I'm just thinking about what our dear sister is doing again."

"You're hiding something from me, Loki, tell me what it is?" Sol was clever for a rare time relying on the tacit understanding between the two brothers over the years, a pair of blue eyes fixed on his younger brother's flustered green eyes, "You know who is here , isn’t it? We have been together for so many years, only for a while... after you fell off the Rainbow Bridge, did they give you the scepter and let you attack the earth?"

"Stop it, Thor." Loki's voice was so weak that it was almost pleading, "We have to hurry up before he... oh my god!"

While the two brothers seized all the time to talk heart-to-heart, Hela on the tall building weighed Gungnir in his hand and threw it out.Loki has never seen anyone use it like this—he and Sol have both got this gun before, but they both used it as a melee weapon in a regular manner, at most inserted into the ground as a steel pipe, no one like it She is so crazy.

Gungnir drew a meteor-like trajectory through the air, and pierced through the Templar II with lightning speed, turning the huge spaceship into fireworks in the sky.

"...I think she's right in what she said, brother." Sol was dumbfounded.

They really didn't know about Odin, at least not that his weapon was actually for throwing.

Thanos emerged from behind the flames and dust of the explosion.He sat on a floating throne, his purple skin was exposed under the golden armor, if he didn't look at his chin with strange vertical lines, but only looked at his facial features, he could barely praise him as handsome.He stood up slowly holding Gungnir, showing his tall and strong figure to his opponent, but the goddess of death was indifferent.

"Return it to you." He held Gungnir with his left hand, the purple light flashed on the glove, and he threw the spear back at a faster speed than when he came.

The Goddess caught it with ease—her strength increased by just a short while, which is the advantage of having a buff.

Thanos appreciates her very much, as an overlord, he appreciates another king who can stand up to him, as a soldier, he appreciates her glorious past when he knows her identity, and of course, there are pure men who appreciate the beautiful and charming Feminine appreciation.

"You are much better than my group of useless sons and daughters." He said.

The explosion was caught off guard, and everyone on the spaceship, except him, went to see God in an instant.

"You are worse than my dog." The goddess said.

She looks bad tempered.Thanos is also not angry: "If you are willing to join me, my great cause will be completed much faster."

"No, I don't want to." She said with a sneer, "Why? Who gave you the courage to ask me to be subordinate to others? Is it your trash subordinates, or your spaceship with perfect entertainment effect?"

He approached step by step, and raised his left hand when he heard the words: "Just rely on it."

When the above two parties confronted each other, Loki quickly introduced Thor the Infinity Gem, Thanos’ identity and his purpose in the most refined language, and said anxiously: “He is holding the Power Gem, if I guessed correctly The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is the space gem, and Hela has already got it. No matter who wins between the two of them, we will all suffer... Fortunately, the worst did not happen, thanks to our father, who raised Hela into a proud enough heir to the throne."

Thor gritted his teeth: "Let them board the spaceship quickly! Quick!"

"what?"

"Ragnarok!" Thor said, "We're not trying to stop it, we're trying to make it happen!"

Loki immediately understood what Thor meant, but he stopped his brother who was about to go to Odin's treasure house, because although the plan seemed feasible, the risk was high enough: "The two of them have infinite gems in their hands. , we have no way to guarantee that Surtur can beat them! If Ragnarok descends, but they don't die, wouldn't they lose their wife and lose their troops?"

"Then what are you going to do!"

"There's nothing to do." The Valkyrie interjected with a complicated mood, "It's over already."

When none of them noticed, Hulk passed through the army of the goddess of death unimpeded and then climbed up the palace, without hesitation between the cold and beautiful goddess of death, the obedient and prone Fenris and the aggressive purple big man He chose the last one without hesitation, raised his fist and beat it up.Thanos made a fist with his left hand, and with the purple light of the power gem, he punched Hulk flying.He stretched his five fingers and pinched the Hulk's neck to lift him up, with a contemptuous attitude: "What are you, no one taught you not to interrupt when others are talking?"

I don't know where he got the confidence to turn his back on the goddess of death.Hela flicked her arm, and a giant ax appeared in her hand.

"It's over." She said to herself in her heart, and then rushed over with the ax in both hands, taking advantage of an obstacle in Thanos's hand that could not make a fist, the ax cut off his left hand wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

Fenris had a tacit understanding with her, and rushed over to grab the Hulk and the severed hand away.Amman jumped on the pet's head and gave it a good caress.Fenris happily purred from his throat, jumped a few times to a place a little far away from Thanos, and spat out the Hulk in his mouth and the severed hand still stuck on his neck and handed it to Amman.Amman took off the severed hand for a closer look, and then split the Infinity Gauntlet in half vertically with an axe.She peeled off the severed hand from the half with the power gem and fed it to Fenris. The giant wolf happily took it in its mouth and fed it, but after chewing it twice, it whined a few times tearfully.

"What's the matter? Isn't it delicious?" Amman asked gently while picking out the power gem.

Fenris chewed twice more, spitting out a large, slobbering hunk of flesh.

After the Infinity Gauntlet was destroyed, it lost its original attraction to the Infinity Gem, so the Power Gem was easily picked off by her and held in her hand.She glanced at the meat on the ground, then at the Thanos over there who had lost his hand and grew up in sevens and sevens under the recovery ability, and said, "It turns out that the skin is too thick. It's okay, with his recovery speed, we can raise him." It’s not a problem if the skin is too thick, just peel off the skin before eating.”

Thanos with infinite gems can't beat Amman (although there are also factors of strategy), and Thanos who lost infinite gems is even more scum. Amman opened a hole under his feet and threw him directly into Haim's underworld.It was the kingdom of the dead, and the living could not come out without the Queen's permission.

After solving the foreign aggression, Amman sat on the head of Fenris with an ax in one hand and Gungnir in the other. The giant wolf jumped down and led her to trot to her brothers.

"Brother." She smiled arrogantly, "You see, as I said, I am neither a cold-blooded executioner nor a monster who catches children in night fairy tales. I am the goddess of death, Odin's eldest heir, the first The heir in line, and the savior and patron saint of Asgard—what kind of god are you, brother?"

Thor:  …

Thor said: "I am the god of thunder, and the king... queen of Asgard."

In full view of everyone, he took the dumbfounded Loki's hand and raised it high, his face was so hot that he could boil an egg: "Remember your oath, we will get married tonight!"

Amman: ...fuck!Be cheated!

———The end————

small theater:

Beo (raises hand obediently): Goddess, I have a few questions here!

Amman (watching her two younger brothers get married depressed): Say it.

Beo: 1. This time, I obviously didn’t kill the protagonist for the first time, so why did the mission fail?

Amman: Because Avengers 3 is also called Thanos 1, although I didn't kill him, but he has entered the kingdom of the dead, Haim's Underworld, and he is no different from dead.

Beo: 2. Why do you have to step aside when Thor and Loki get married?

Amman (decadent): Did you know that Gungnir is also called "Declaration of the Great God"?Whoever swears an oath to Gungnir, his oath will be fulfilled.I thought my joke didn't count... Forget it, I still have Heim, Loki and Jotunheim, and Thor can't even take down an atrium, so Asgard is I gave it to him.

Beo: 3. Where did the ax come from?Can cut off the hand of the tyrant and break the infinite gauntlet?

Amman: I asked the Dwarf King for it. His news was really poor. I said that I accidentally crushed Mjolnir and wanted him to give him a new weapon as an apology, but he believed it too. .Because it is for Sol, it is a weapon of the main god level as soon as it is made. It is reasonable to say that Thanos can also be regarded as the main god. However, he slaughtered all the people, and his rank is not enough.