Are you a woman today?

At first, Pan Su was complacent about his impromptu "self-help" behavior, but within a few days, he felt that a catastrophe was imminent. Pan's mother told Pan Su with practical actions: It is impossible to deceive my old lady, and pay the price for my stupid actions. !

In the three-party meeting in the living room, Pan Su, Pan's mother, and Pan's father formed a triangular seat.Mother Pan spoke first: "Susu, come on, talk to mom, who is that girl? Is it from your school?"

"……Um."

"It's so beautiful, it must be the beauty of your school. How did you meet her?"

Pan Su feels that this is a bit far-fetched, how else do I need to know?Putting on a small skirt, he met in the mirror. He habitually touched the tip of his nose, and began to use his nonsense skills as a literary student: "Goddess...you can only watch from a distance and not play with it. We, we don't know each other, but we like it in our hearts." ..."

Mother Pan made another move: "Crush? No wonder, such a good girl must be pursued by many people, but how would you know if you don't try? Do you have the girl's contact information? Ask someone out to play during the summer vacation, so as to improve her growth." Feelings?"

"...No, call QQ WeChat, nothing."

Papa Pan has been playing chess by the side with a tea mug in his left hand and a mobile phone in his right, not participating in the wrestling between the two mothers.

Mother Pan also picked up her teacup and took a sip: "Look, there is nothing. I guess your chances of success are not high. Why don't you change your target and take a look at the little nurses my mother introduced to you yesterday?"

Pan Su scratched his cheek: "Farewell...it's too early for a blind date, I'm only too old."

"Mom, this is for your consideration. Your father and I fell in love when we were students. The two of us got married after graduation. We had you soon, and then—"

Seeing that her mother was going to repeat her love history when she was young, Pan Su hurriedly stopped her: "Okay, that's your era, and it's not fashionable for us modern young people to get married so early, mom, let me fall in love freely, I will find a good one."

"It's not certain. Look at you, you're bored at home every day. Where can you find a good one? Do you engage in online dating? That's not safe. Mom heard that many people have died of exposure. Don't be fooled."

Pan Su was so worried that he really wanted to post a post to ask, which good young twenty-year-old was forced by his mother to find a girlfriend before graduating from university?Even if the rate of Chinese men being single is increasing due to the unequal ratio of men and women, it is not his fault, right?He is still wanted!Don't worry about marrying (crossed out)!

"Mom, let's do it this way," Pan Su took a deep breath and smiled, "Don't bother me with a partner, let me concentrate on preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination first, and if I pass the entrance examination, I will find you a senior intellectual, do you think it will be okay? "

Mr. Han graduated from Yale University and is a lawyer. He is an absolute high-level intellectual.

"Absolutely beautiful, gentle and caring."

Teacher Han is so handsome, so gentle, with good tutoring, perfect.

"Can cook, do housework, and develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and in an all-round way."

Tsk, I can't find words to praise Mr. Han, why is my man so good.

Listening to Pan Su's future daughter-in-law, Pan's mother always felt a little unrealistic.She took her son's hand and patted the back of his hand: "Let's not talk about the future. You haven't had a physical examination this year, have you? Mom arranged for you to go to our hospital for a physical examination next week."

The topic suddenly turned to the physical examination, and Pan Su couldn't react a little: "Well...is it a little too early, and I'll go next week?"

"Yeah, just taking advantage of the time when I'm not busy, I did the physical examination. Your father and I have arrangements with our units, but your school doesn't have any."

Because of the relationship between her mother working in the hospital, Pan Su’s physical examination is arranged every year, and it is indeed scheduled for the summer vacation, but in previous years it was scheduled before the start of school, and this year it was arranged right after the holiday, which feels a bit strange weird.

Mother Pan waved her hand, what's so strange about this, the physical examination depends on when it is convenient to go, you are not too busy and have no time to go, people who stay at home every day are not qualified to escape the arrangements of their parents.

In the next few days, her mother didn't mention anything about seeing the little girl, and Pan Su thought it was over.On the weekend, Pan's mother took him out. First, she twisted her arms and went to the barber shop to have a fresh haircut. Later, she took Pan Su to the mall to buy clothes. Pan Su was puzzled: "Mom, isn't it just a physical examination? Why are you so grand?"

Pan's mother smiled and said, "The physical examination should be done, too. Be handsome, so as not to embarrass me by going to the hospital."

Pan Su looked at his mother's expression, and a terrible conjecture arose in his mind: Did his mother use the excuse of the physical examination to make him go to the hospital to see the little girl? !

Pan Su is very clever, and his guess is not bad at all.Mother Pan carried forward the spirit of persevering in her son's emotional journey, and she seemed not to give up until she found a beautiful wife for her son.

Pan Su felt as if he was facing an enemy. In the locker room, he tremblingly dialed Teacher Han's phone: "Mr. Han, I don't want to stay at home anymore. I want to go back to your place to take refuge!"

Han Qi was wearing a bluetooth headset and was writing something down when he heard the words and put down the pen: "Susu, what happened?"

"It's really scary. My mother is like a matchmaker now, you know? She actually used the excuse of taking me to a medical examination to force me to go to their hospital to meet the intern nurse! I told her several times that I'm not interested, I'm not interested , she still wants to torture me..."

"Susu, are you ready?"

Mother's voice sounded outside the locker room door, and Pan Su responded quickly: "Hurry up!"

He sat on the stool and complained in a low voice: "When will you finish your work? Come and take me back, okay? If you don't worry about me being alone at home, I'll go to the law firm to accompany you."

Han Qi's heart softened. He also missed Susu very much. As the saying goes, if you don't see each other, it's like three autumns. They haven't seen each other for at least half a month. I miss the feeling of holding Susu in my arms very much.The cases in his hands are unexpectedly endless, and he has been living in the law firm recently, and the cats and dogs at home have been thrown to Ye Xingzhou, and he has no time to take care of Pan Su's affairs here.

"I talked about sensitive topics with my mother that day, and I think her attitude is okay. Either I, or I...tell my mother, so that she won't mess with me every day to trouble me."

Han Qi frowned, and quickly advised him: "Susu, don't act rashly when I'm not by your side. Coming out is not a trivial matter. What if your family gets annoyed and beats you? What if you get hurt? Don't I feel sorry for you?"

Pan Su held his breath in his heart, unable to vomit or swallow, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt.I have a boyfriend who is justifiable, and my mother has to torment me like this, and I am extremely depressed.

Han Qi coaxed him on the phone and told him to be obedient. Coming out was not a joke. He was impulsive and ended up in the crematorium. He had seen too many family members cut off ties because of this kind of problem, and he didn't want this to happen. On Pansu.

"Susu! Why did it take so long?"

"It's coming! The pants are stuck!" Pan Su stood up and picked up the clothes, and said to the phone, "Okay, okay, I won't tell you anymore, go out and deal with my mother first."

After hanging up the phone, Pan Su changed his clothes, and Pan's mother dragged her son to the mirror: "Not bad, he looks good! My son looks good and looks good in anything!"

Pan Supi twitched her lips with a smile, and Pan's mother asked again: "Who did you call just now?"

"Teacher Han."

"Teacher Han? Why are you looking for other teachers when you're on vacation?"

"You can chat casually if you have nothing to do. He's been busy recently, and I miss him. Let's make a phone call and ask." Pan Su said with such ambiguous aura as to smash a jar.Unexpectedly, my mother didn't understand the essence at all, but nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, you lived in Teacher Han's house and troubled him for a semester. You went home that day. I thought he sent you back and wanted to keep Teacher Han at home. Let's have a meal."

"He probably has a week or so to finish his work, and I will call him over then."

Pan's mother smiled happily: "Hey, good, when the time comes, mother will cook some good dishes, let your father open a bottle of good wine, and treat Mr. Han well."

After arriving home, Papa Pan looked at Pan Su who had cut his hair and was wearing new clothes, and said with a smile, "Damn it, make our son so handsome, are you going to go on a blind date?"

Pan's mother glared at the loose-tongued old man, and Pan Su had a sad expression: I'll just say it, I'll just say it!

Before going to bed, my mother knocked on the door: "Susu, go to bed early tonight, stop playing games, and go to the hospital with mother early tomorrow."

"..." Pan Su huddled under the quilt, about to be driven crazy.

Tao Linlin, who was far away in his hometown, heard about Pan Su's tragic experience, and bit his handkerchief enviously: How come I don't have such a good mother!Introduce me to the beautiful and cute little nurse, who is really dying from drought and flooding, please don't give it to me, sister Su!

Pan Su rolled his eyes and told him to book a train ticket and come over right away, just in time to rescue him from the fire.

Tao Linlin's hometown is in Sichuan, and it was too difficult to come here. Pan Su knew he couldn't save himself, and he couldn't save himself in the current situation. The next morning, he was dug out of the bed by his mother, and he described it as bleak.

"Susu, I told you not to sleep too late last night. How long did you play the game?"

Pan Su's eyes were dull: "I didn't play the game, I have insomnia, I can't fall asleep."

Mother Pan understood in seconds, and poked Pan Su's forehead: "Look at you, you're just going for a physical examination. You're so excited, aren't you looking forward to those little trainee nurses?"

? ? ?Pan Su looked confused, Mom, you have misunderstood me so much, am I so excited that I can't sleep?I'm so fucking anxious that I can't sleep!

"Mom, I can go to the hospital with you for a physical examination, but it's really free to see the little girl. I'm not interested."

Mother Pan was serving porridge for her son, when she heard this, she was stunned: "Not interested?"

Pan Su nodded: "I have -- unspeakable secrets."

Is the hint clear enough?Mom, please ask me why I'm not interested in girls, I don't care about 21, and I'll confess to you about things with Mr. Han right away!

Pan's mother sat down, stared at Pan Su seriously, and stroked the back of his hand: "Son, don't be afraid, tell mom if there is something wrong with you? Don't be embarrassed, it's not shameful to be sick, mom is in the hospital , let’s watch if we can.”

Looking at her mother's eyes, Pan Su always felt that her thoughts might have diverged to some strange place. Mother Pan said in a low voice, "That's all right. After the physical examination, mother will take you to the urology department to see Uncle Chen. Don't be afraid." , if there is anything unspeakable, let's go and have a look, and we will be optimistic about it."

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