Are you a woman today?

Sampson stayed at home for a few days, and Pan Suqie really realized why Han Qi was so independent at such a young age.

Early in the morning, Pan Su was awakened by the roar of the middle-aged man, and heard familiar words from outside in a daze:

"Oh no! What happened just now?!"

His first reaction was to die, did uncle get into trouble again?Looking back, seeing Han Qi still asleep, he slowly pulled the arms around his waist away, walked out of the bedroom lightly, and went straight to the source of the sound.

"Fuck! Why did it turn into dried plums!" Sampson was on the balcony, pulling Han Qi's crumpled white shirt out of the washing machine, "It's still colored dried vegetables!"

The colorful plums fluttered in the wind, instantly touching Pan Su's memory, reminding him that he had done similar ignorant and stupid things.He walked over and stammered, "Uncle, you, you did the laundry in the morning?"

Sampson nodded, and Pan Su saw that the basket of clothes that was going to be sent to dry cleaning was empty, his eyes were darkened, his footsteps suddenly became unsteady, and he was calculating how many Cherry keyboards this basket of clothes was worth to him in his mind.

While Pansu was in chaos, Sampson dragged out another shirt, which was also dyed to the point of no hope. No matter how hard Sampson tried to fcuk it, it was impossible for it to change from a Hawaiian flower shirt to a pure elf.Pan Su opened the front-loading washing machine, took out all the clothes in it, and found that these shirts and trousers have become good friends holding hands, blending with each other and stained with each other's colors.

This is not a pile of entangled clothes, but a pile of renminbi that has been smashed!

"Uncle, these are all for dry cleaning." Pan Su said dryly, "He, he will go to court tomorrow. I'll see if there are any other shirts in the closet later."

Sampson covered his face: "Ohno, why does Larkin buy so many shirts, he can buy T-shirts!"

... T-shirts are also available, but they also need to be dry cleaned.In Pan Su's mind, the dark T-shirt that was washed by himself has been reverberating.

"This...let's put it here first." Pan Su piled the dried plums into the basin, and Sampson began to look for things on the balcony and asked, "Disinfectant! Where is the disinfectant?"

"Ok?"

"Ah! This!" Sampson picked up a bottle of 84 disinfectant, his eyes lit up with surprise, "Perfect!"

A bad premonition suddenly came to Pan Su's heart, and he protected the basin of clothes: "Uncle, what are you going to do?"

Sampson gestured: "Disinfectant, it can fade! Believe me, little doll! My clothes are full of yellow spots, and it is all the help of disinfectant!"

"..." Pan Su silently moved the basin behind him, shaking his head resolutely.

Maybe they made too much noise and woke up Han Qi.The bedroom door opened, and Han Qi came out topless: "What's wrong?"

Sampson held the disinfectant in his hand, and exchanged glances with Pan Su quickly. Pan Su immediately understood and stood up: "It's nothing, I plan to disinfect the washing machine."

Sampson kept nodding and gave Pan Su a thumbs up: Goodboy!

In order to distract Han Qi's attention even more, Sampson walked over and patted his son's shoulder, pointing at the back of his shoulder as if he had discovered a new world: "Huh? Was this caught by a cat?"

Han Qi looked back, there were two shallow scratches, and Pan Su's face had already turned red, and he hid his hands behind his back.

He didn't notice at all, when did he catch it?Was it last night?He actually scratched Teacher Han so hard!

Han Qishi bent his knuckles and rubbed the center of his eyebrows twice: "Well, the kitten's claws are too sharp."

Sampson taught that you should always cut the cat's nails. Look, you are scratched now, right?Do you have special nail clippers at home?I'll cut Jackson's nails!

Han Qi nodded: "Well, I'll make breakfast."

Pan Su and Sampson breathed a sigh of relief. The poor and innocent Jack Su was framed, slept soundly, was picked up by his master, and had to have his polished nails cut off by a fat and greasy middle-aged uncle.

Sampson pinched Jakesu's little paw, and asked quietly: "Little doll, how much are those clothes?"

Pan Su hugged the cat and said softly, "Probably...buy dozens of Switches."

Sampson was surprised, holding his T-shirt: "$5!"

Pan Su also picked up the old man's sweatshirt on his body: "Taobao one hundred yuan and three pieces."

Both of them were silent, feeling for the first time that the mother and son Han Yixin and Han Qi might only have a subtle overlap in clothing.

After breakfast, Han Qi asked Pan Su to change and prepare to go to the mall.Pan Su asked him what he wanted to buy, Han Qi pinched the tip of his nose and smiled helplessly: "What do you think? I'm going to court on Monday."

Obviously it wasn't Pan Su's fault, but he was also accused of covering up, so he felt guilty immediately: "You know."

Han Qi put on casual clothes with a calm expression: "When I saw the washing machine was on, I knew it was nothing good. Before my mother came back from a banquet, she changed her high-end dress and put it on the sofa, but when she woke up the next day, it appeared In the drum washing machine, the magic of love is going round and round."

Pan Su could imagine what kind of volcanic eruption would be like with Han Yixin's temper.

"Then, what happened then?" Pan Su asked tremblingly.

"My dad signed an agreement, and the pocket money was deducted until I was 12 years old." Han Qi rubbed his chin and thought for a while, "I was in the third grade that year."

"..." It's so pitiful that I have been deducted pocket money for several years.But despite such a painful lesson, Uncle Sampson is still so enthusiastic, and he can't get rid of his habit of helping people wash clothes.

Han Qi took Pan Su out on a date, and Sampson wished they would leave quickly so that he could study how to use disinfectant to restore the pot of clothes to its original state.Sitting in the car, Pan Su was restless, always worried: "We're not at home, uncle won't do something earth-shattering, right?"

"As long as he doesn't tear down the house, everything will be fine."

After shopping for clothes, Han Qi took Pan Su to watch a movie.I still remember their first informal date to watch a movie. Pan Su was wearing a small skirt and wanted to be 800 meters away from Han Qi, but now he was wearing normal clothes and was stuck with Han Qi. In the past, I thought that there was a short-haired beauty in front of me, leaning on my boyfriend's shoulder.

After watching the movie, Han Qi accompanied Pan Su to buy some teaching materials.In the second half of the year, he will be promoted to his junior year, and he will start preparing for the review of the postgraduate entrance examination courses.The two were picking out textbooks. Han Qi accidentally saw the group of owners with his mobile phone, and immediately showed a speechless expression.

Pan Su leaned over and saw someone in the owner group posted a video of a large orange-yellow dog having fun in the fountain.This scene was inexplicably familiar, almost making Pan Su think that someone had rediscovered the video of him getting wet last year, but the one standing beside the golden retriever was not the frantic Pan Su, but Sampson applauding.

The owner group is discussing, which family's golden retriever, how did he take it to the fountain to take a bath?Not only did the dog walker not stop him, but he was still clapping excitedly?

Han Qi called his father, switched to English mode, and spoke extremely fast.Pan Su guessed that he didn't want himself to understand what he was talking about, so he lowered his head and continued to pick out his own books. One minute later, Han Qi hung up the phone, and Pan Su asked softly, "Is it resolved?"

"Well, he'll take Xi Rui home soon." Han Qi rarely took off his glasses outside, pinched the base of his nose twice, "I've already said hello to the management, it's fine."

"Uh... did you say a lot of harsh words in English just now?"

"No," Han Qi took out a piece of paper, wiped the lens clean and put on the glasses again, "I just asked him to take Xi Rui home. I usually communicate with him in Chinese, but once he uses English, he It’s a tactful hint that you’ve done something wrong.”

Pan Su nodded thoughtfully, as if he had admitted that he had made mistakes in his memory, and he didn't have many chances to hint to Han Qi.He asked, "Then what would you imply if I did something wrong?"

Han Qi smiled and said, "There is no hint."

"Why?" Pan Su had a silly expression on his face.

"The hint is not clear enough," Han Qi held his hand, "If Susu does something wrong, I will correct it with my hands."

Pan Su blushed, and went to pay the bill with the book in his arms. He didn't realize it until he got back in the car: "...Wait, you said that the hint is not clear enough, do you mean that I can't understand? You still have to correct me... yes Do you feel like I can't change?"

Han Qi smiled and said nothing, and Pan Su instantly turned into a puffer fish: "I'm very smart!"

"Yes, yes, Susu is the smartest."

Pan Su grabbed his arm: "And I don't want you to correct me by hand, I am such an adult, I can solve problems by myself!"

Han Qi nodded vigorously: "Susu is quite powerful."

Pan Su's cheeks were puffed up, and he turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window.While waiting for the red light, Han Qi held the steering wheel with his hands and looked at him with his head tilted: "Are you angry?"

snort.Pan Su hummed subtly from his nose.Han Yixin just treated him like a child, but Han Qi unexpectedly had this kind of attitude, and corrected him by hand. This was only heard when he was learning to write in elementary school.

"I don't mean anything else, I just want to give you the best I can." Han Qi leaned over and got very close to Pan Su, his warm breath sprayed on his fair cheeks, coaxing him softly, "Don't be angry anymore. OK?"

"The red light is almost over."

Han Qi turned around and parked the car on the side of the road, looking at Pan Su: "Susu, stop being angry, okay?"

Pan Su still ignored, Han Qi had no choice but to pull Pan Su back, press him on the back of the chair, press his lips against his teeth and kiss him deeply.

Pan Su's brief protest was quickly overwhelmed, and his body gradually weakened. Han Qi let him go and rubbed his thumb against his lips: "This is a hint."

"In the future, if Susu does something wrong and receives a sudden kiss, it will be a hint." Han Qi smiled softly, "Of course, if Susu thinks that I have done something wrong, she can also hint me like this, and I will understand. .”

Pan Su's cheeks were flushed, and he was unwilling to refute: "That's not because you took advantage of it."

Han Qi laughed out loud, already regarded this as a default agreement, restarted the engine and took him home.

After arriving home, the wet Xi Rui was running around in the living room, and Sampson hooked his index finger to Pan Su mysteriously: "Little baby, come here!"

Pan Su was puzzled, walked to the balcony, and saw Sampson whispering, "Come and see, what is magic!"

Pan Su saw that the prunes and vegetables in the basin had been soaked, and then looked at the disinfectant beside him, his eyes turned dark again.

Sampson picked up the shirt from the basin: "Look, it's much cleaner!"

Sure enough, the white shirt was soaked in disinfectant, and the stained area became much lighter.But the point is not here, Pan Su pointed at the basin, weakly reminded: "Uncle...pants...why don't you soak them separately..."

Sampson opened his eyes wide, and quickly took out the black trousers, only to find that they had been turned black and gray under the action of the disinfectant, as if they had been patched.

"Oh no! What happened just now!"

There was another scream from the balcony, and Han Qi shook his head helplessly while holding a water glass.Fortunately, he had the foresight to buy a whole set of clothes in the afternoon, otherwise he would have to make another trip.