Are you a woman today?
Chapter 77
After the sixth level, Pan Su checked the answers and was full of confidence in passing the sixth level. When the broadcast started again, his face was full of confidence of "complete victory".Naturally, the fans are sparing no effort to question him, trying to hurt his self-confidence. Anyway, the results will only come out in August. If he can cheat a sweet girl, the benefits will be good, right?
【Sister Su, you have to know that this exam is a gathering of everyone's prayers, so don't expect to pass it】
[I also specially went to the temple to burn incense, and asked the master to draw lots for fortune-telling, and the lottery was based on the standard! 】
[Hey, don't look at Sumei's high-spirited appearance, but she is actually panicked inside]
[Although the results haven't come out yet, I've already done it online, and I'm in a hurry like a law, and I must pass the sixth grade! 】
[I think this is good, let's not embarrass Miss Su too much, how about Miss Su dancing for us in the Pure Land of Bliss recently, the COS can be released first, what do you guys think? 】
[I think it's okay, Miss Su, this is your last chance to save yourself, please hurry up! 】
Pan Su looked at the bullet screen and said angrily, "You question my ability like this? The online practice is amazing. My boyfriend's family is a family of ancestral Taoists. You evil spirits and crooked ways will all retreat!"
【Oh, the mysterious "boyfriend" has appeared! 】
[? ? ?Sumei is dating a Taoist priest?seriously? 】
[One-stop palmistry, dream and character test, a full set of ten yuan at the entrance of my alley]
[The figure of Uncle Nine appeared in my mind]
[Upstairs, you are not alone! 】
"It's true, there really is a Taoist priest in his family! But he is not, he is a very normal occupation," Pan Su was still trying to defend Han Qi, "The ten yuan set you said must be a lie, okay? ? I heard him say that real experts in dream interpretation and word testing are not cheap now."
According to Uncle Han Qi's qualifications and level, the appearance fee is very considerable, let alone his grandmother.It's not that money can be hired, and people have to rely on connections to read feng shui, divination and fortune-telling, a real worldly expert.
When the topic was brought up to this point, many fans who didn't know how to pretend to understand began to fool people in the barrage, just picking up a few words seen in the I Ching gossip to pretend to be forceful, how unpredictable it seemed.Pan Su was also half-knowledgeable, unable to tell what was there and what was not, until he saw a series of long barrage flashing up, explaining and correcting the nouns mentioned by the few just now, like a few treasures. People dizzy.
Wei Mushengqi was the one who made the barrage. This passage was several times more than the sum of what he had said in the live broadcast room over the years. Pan Su picked up his phone to check the time: Are you fishing again at work?Aren't you busy, still have time to watch the live broadcast? !
Sure enough, the barrage also began to marvel:
【Wow, it's the first time I've seen Boss Wei Mu type so many words! 】
[My fault, I also always thought that Mr. Wei Mu's pinyin level only stayed at the simple "um ah oh"]
[Is this copy and paste?It looks very professional]
[Who can't copy and paste?The point is that I really didn't find a dime-like paragraph on Baidu! 】
【I have a bold idea】
【...I also have a bold idea】
Gradually, everyone started to have bold ideas, and began to guess the identity of Su Mei's boyfriend again. Pan Su rested his chin and watched leisurely: You just guess, anyway, if I don't tell you, you won't be able to guess even if you are killed.
When Han Qi came back in the evening, Pan Su had already finished the live broadcast, took off his makeup and changed into his own clothes.Han Qi brought back vegetables, and today he made Longjing shrimp and pagoda meat.
"Why do you have time to cook today?" Pan Su followed him into the kitchen, and Han Qi put the ingredients on the cooking table and washed his hands first: "The recent investigation is over, and I will rest in the next two days before going abroad."
"Going on a business trip again? How many days?"
Han Qi showed a helpless smile, and Pan Su already understood, just like last time, he didn't know when he would come back, it might be another ten days and a half months.
Pan Su was very obedient and took the initiative to say, "I'll go to Mrs. Ye, it's safer to be with him."
Han Qi looked at Pan Su, put his hand on his cheek, and asked softly, "Susu, do you know something?"
Pan Su hugged his waist, of course he knew!You don't tell me that someone is hurting you, so I foolishly thought it was an accident, you wait, I'll learn taekwondo, karate and judo and come back to protect you!
Han Qi laughed and hugged him tightly: "Don't worry too much. Last time it was an accident. We know that the enemy is behaving mischievously in the dark. Everyone has a sense of precaution and will never let the other party succeed."
Pan Su nodded vigorously: "Well, don't use that pen knife, I'll buy you a Swiss Army knife, self-defense is not against the law."
As soon as the words were finished, Pan Su was embarrassed. How could Han Qi need his reminder?He is a professional lawyer, does he know much more than a layman like him?
Han Qi frowned and hugged Pan Su: "Thank you, Susu cares about me so much, I am really happy."
Pan Su blushed and patted his arm to let him go.It's all because I'm small and light, and I'm embarrassed to be easily picked up by Han Qi every time.
Longjing Shrimp and Pagoda Meat are both famous dishes in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Pan Su helped out and saw that Han Qi's cell phone was on and a cooking video was playing on it.
"After washing the shrimps repeatedly with clean water, put them into a bowl, add some salt and one egg, and stir gently with chopsticks..."
Pan Su blinked: "Are you just learning?"
"I was discovered by you." Han Qi was beating egg whites with salt and stirring the shrimp. "I haven't done it before. I'd better watch the video to be sure."
This is the difference between a culinary talent and a culinary idiot. If Pan Sulai cooks it, he probably won't be able to do it well in front of the video.
Watching Han Qi earnestly chop the pork belly, Pan Su quietly took out his mobile phone and took a video to update the status, with the words "The Chef Shows His Skills Again".
After eating a meal, Pan Su opened the app again, and there were already hundreds of comments.
【Ahhhh, is this my sister's boyfriend? !That waist and that hand, kill my whole family! ! ! 】
[Hand control means a book is satisfied, with such sharp hands, he must be a handsome guy! 】
[Gan, I feel like this is the public enemy of men all over the country without seeing the face! 】
[Crazy Liao, this young lady is so happy, can I call you brother-in-law? ! 】
【I also!Let me also call brother-in-law! 】
[Okay, I announce that from today on, Miss Su will officially become my rival in love [smile]]
[Mitu, Miss Su, as long as you release a photo of your boyfriend's face, I'll buy Baoyunxiang's skirt! 】
Pan Su pouted, and replied to the first few posts with the most likes, namely "Well, he's a handsome guy", "Call me whatever you want" and "I think it's beautiful".
After dinner, Pan Su took the initiative to wash the dishes. There were not many dishes today, and it would be wasteful to use the dishwasher, so he simply rolled up his sleeves and did it himself.Han Qi walked into the kitchen with his mobile phone, hugged Pan Su from behind, and put his chin on his shoulder: "When did you take this picture? I don't even know."
"Just now, I took a photo while cutting the meat."
"This comment is 'May Sumei give me my little brother?', and the reply below is 'I want to be beautiful'," Han Qi pinched the tip of his nose, "You are so serious with fans."
Pan Su replied calmly: "That's right, this kind of question can't be joked. You are my boyfriend, how can you just hand over to others?"
Han Qi was very happy. He kissed and hugged Pan Su. Pan Su's hands were full of foam, and he tilted his head away: "Mr. Han, wait a minute... Hey! I haven't washed the dishes yet!..."
The two figures overlapped each other in the kitchen. Han Qi kept reassuring him that it was all right. Isn't this the time to buy a dishwasher?
Han Qi rested at home for two days, and embarked on a journey to the United States of America with his luggage.The runaway credit minister really hit the gunpoint, and the city he went to happened to be the city where Han Qi studied. It was an unprecedented coincidence, and he was destined to bring him back with evidence.
Pan Su went to Ye Xingzhou's house with the cat and dog again. He forgot to return the spare key last time, but he didn't expect to use it again so soon.
Before Pan Su got on the bus, he called Ye Xingzhou, but no one answered after several calls, so he simply sent him a message, telling him that he got on the bus and would arrive in about half an hour.
After getting off the car, Ye Xingzhou still didn't reply to the message. Pan Su guessed that he might not have come back from school, so he went there first, just in time to help him clean up the house.It's estimated that I haven't seen him for a while, Ye Xingzhou's house will become the scene of World War II again.
So Pan Su took the dog and the cat, and found Ye Xingzhou's house by familiar ways. He opened the door with a key. He saw that the shoes were in a mess and a shirt was thrown in the entrance. He shook his head, "Look, it really looks like a kennel." , luckily he came first.
After closing the door, Pan Su realized that something was wrong. The clothes were thrown all over the place, and there was a faint sound coming from the bedroom...
Pan Su pricked up his ears and listened for a few seconds. The movement was very familiar, the sound of collisions, the sound of shaking the bed, and some fucking sounds... Fuck!Pan Su was stunned, realizing what was going on inside, his neck turned red all the way to his ears: Why did he come here now? !How unwise!
In a hurry, he pulled Xi Rui and Jack Su, trying to get out quietly while they were too absorbed in their work, but who knew that Xi Rui refused to leave, standing at the entrance and wagging his tail.Pan Su called softly: "Xi Rui! Xi Rui! Hurry up, let's go out first!"
"Woof! (OK, listen to sister-in-law!)"
"..." Pan Su put his index finger on his lips, why are you screaming? !Don't you know how embarrassing it is to attract people at this time? !
Sure enough, the room fell silent, Pan Su pulled Jieke Su out of the door, and closed the door with a "bang", his heart jumped out of his chest.
Help, it's better to go back first, right?Being caught is too embarrassing to explain!
He was just about to slip away to press the elevator, just like last time, the door opened, and a hand stretched out and dragged him in by the collar.
This time it was Gu Suhuai who dragged him in, with his upper body naked and a bath towel wrapped around his lower body, looking down at Pan Su: "Why are you a brat again?"
Pan Su clasped his hands together, and a Tuxia seat was sent: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't know that you were doing business. I, I, and I will leave right away. You go on, go on!"
Ye Xingzhou's voice sounded: "Susu?! How did you come?"
Looking over Gu Suhuai's shoulder, Pan Su saw that Ye Xingzhou was also disheveled, wearing a large shirt and his legs were still bare.
Not to mention, Ye Xingzhou's legs are really white, thin and straight, wearing a small skirt must be the legs that can confuse all living beings.
Gu Suhuai noticed Pan Su's naked eyes, and stood forward to block his sight, his eyes were full of indifference, as if to say, "What are you looking at?"
"Ms. Ye, you didn't answer my call, but sent a message. I didn't expect you to be... cough cough, I'll go back first, you continue."
"Oh, come here, come in, you are not the one who is leaving," Ye Xingzhou put on a pair of pants casually, and called Gu Suhuai, "Hey, it's time to order today, you go back first."
Gu Suhuai was not in the mood to continue playing, so he picked up the black shirt on the ground and asked while wearing it, "Waiting for your call next time?"
"Yo, you're still waiting for my call, don't you need to accompany your little boyfriend?"
"No delay."
?Pan Su's eyes on Gu Suhuai became very subtle.
A scumbag who doesn't have tinfoil burnt, the scumbag is more shattered than tinfoil.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-3122:28:28~2020-02-0123:44:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: origami 1;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qiququ; 1 bottle of Xiang Ji;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
【Sister Su, you have to know that this exam is a gathering of everyone's prayers, so don't expect to pass it】
[I also specially went to the temple to burn incense, and asked the master to draw lots for fortune-telling, and the lottery was based on the standard! 】
[Hey, don't look at Sumei's high-spirited appearance, but she is actually panicked inside]
[Although the results haven't come out yet, I've already done it online, and I'm in a hurry like a law, and I must pass the sixth grade! 】
[I think this is good, let's not embarrass Miss Su too much, how about Miss Su dancing for us in the Pure Land of Bliss recently, the COS can be released first, what do you guys think? 】
[I think it's okay, Miss Su, this is your last chance to save yourself, please hurry up! 】
Pan Su looked at the bullet screen and said angrily, "You question my ability like this? The online practice is amazing. My boyfriend's family is a family of ancestral Taoists. You evil spirits and crooked ways will all retreat!"
【Oh, the mysterious "boyfriend" has appeared! 】
[? ? ?Sumei is dating a Taoist priest?seriously? 】
[One-stop palmistry, dream and character test, a full set of ten yuan at the entrance of my alley]
[The figure of Uncle Nine appeared in my mind]
[Upstairs, you are not alone! 】
"It's true, there really is a Taoist priest in his family! But he is not, he is a very normal occupation," Pan Su was still trying to defend Han Qi, "The ten yuan set you said must be a lie, okay? ? I heard him say that real experts in dream interpretation and word testing are not cheap now."
According to Uncle Han Qi's qualifications and level, the appearance fee is very considerable, let alone his grandmother.It's not that money can be hired, and people have to rely on connections to read feng shui, divination and fortune-telling, a real worldly expert.
When the topic was brought up to this point, many fans who didn't know how to pretend to understand began to fool people in the barrage, just picking up a few words seen in the I Ching gossip to pretend to be forceful, how unpredictable it seemed.Pan Su was also half-knowledgeable, unable to tell what was there and what was not, until he saw a series of long barrage flashing up, explaining and correcting the nouns mentioned by the few just now, like a few treasures. People dizzy.
Wei Mushengqi was the one who made the barrage. This passage was several times more than the sum of what he had said in the live broadcast room over the years. Pan Su picked up his phone to check the time: Are you fishing again at work?Aren't you busy, still have time to watch the live broadcast? !
Sure enough, the barrage also began to marvel:
【Wow, it's the first time I've seen Boss Wei Mu type so many words! 】
[My fault, I also always thought that Mr. Wei Mu's pinyin level only stayed at the simple "um ah oh"]
[Is this copy and paste?It looks very professional]
[Who can't copy and paste?The point is that I really didn't find a dime-like paragraph on Baidu! 】
【I have a bold idea】
【...I also have a bold idea】
Gradually, everyone started to have bold ideas, and began to guess the identity of Su Mei's boyfriend again. Pan Su rested his chin and watched leisurely: You just guess, anyway, if I don't tell you, you won't be able to guess even if you are killed.
When Han Qi came back in the evening, Pan Su had already finished the live broadcast, took off his makeup and changed into his own clothes.Han Qi brought back vegetables, and today he made Longjing shrimp and pagoda meat.
"Why do you have time to cook today?" Pan Su followed him into the kitchen, and Han Qi put the ingredients on the cooking table and washed his hands first: "The recent investigation is over, and I will rest in the next two days before going abroad."
"Going on a business trip again? How many days?"
Han Qi showed a helpless smile, and Pan Su already understood, just like last time, he didn't know when he would come back, it might be another ten days and a half months.
Pan Su was very obedient and took the initiative to say, "I'll go to Mrs. Ye, it's safer to be with him."
Han Qi looked at Pan Su, put his hand on his cheek, and asked softly, "Susu, do you know something?"
Pan Su hugged his waist, of course he knew!You don't tell me that someone is hurting you, so I foolishly thought it was an accident, you wait, I'll learn taekwondo, karate and judo and come back to protect you!
Han Qi laughed and hugged him tightly: "Don't worry too much. Last time it was an accident. We know that the enemy is behaving mischievously in the dark. Everyone has a sense of precaution and will never let the other party succeed."
Pan Su nodded vigorously: "Well, don't use that pen knife, I'll buy you a Swiss Army knife, self-defense is not against the law."
As soon as the words were finished, Pan Su was embarrassed. How could Han Qi need his reminder?He is a professional lawyer, does he know much more than a layman like him?
Han Qi frowned and hugged Pan Su: "Thank you, Susu cares about me so much, I am really happy."
Pan Su blushed and patted his arm to let him go.It's all because I'm small and light, and I'm embarrassed to be easily picked up by Han Qi every time.
Longjing Shrimp and Pagoda Meat are both famous dishes in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Pan Su helped out and saw that Han Qi's cell phone was on and a cooking video was playing on it.
"After washing the shrimps repeatedly with clean water, put them into a bowl, add some salt and one egg, and stir gently with chopsticks..."
Pan Su blinked: "Are you just learning?"
"I was discovered by you." Han Qi was beating egg whites with salt and stirring the shrimp. "I haven't done it before. I'd better watch the video to be sure."
This is the difference between a culinary talent and a culinary idiot. If Pan Sulai cooks it, he probably won't be able to do it well in front of the video.
Watching Han Qi earnestly chop the pork belly, Pan Su quietly took out his mobile phone and took a video to update the status, with the words "The Chef Shows His Skills Again".
After eating a meal, Pan Su opened the app again, and there were already hundreds of comments.
【Ahhhh, is this my sister's boyfriend? !That waist and that hand, kill my whole family! ! ! 】
[Hand control means a book is satisfied, with such sharp hands, he must be a handsome guy! 】
[Gan, I feel like this is the public enemy of men all over the country without seeing the face! 】
[Crazy Liao, this young lady is so happy, can I call you brother-in-law? ! 】
【I also!Let me also call brother-in-law! 】
[Okay, I announce that from today on, Miss Su will officially become my rival in love [smile]]
[Mitu, Miss Su, as long as you release a photo of your boyfriend's face, I'll buy Baoyunxiang's skirt! 】
Pan Su pouted, and replied to the first few posts with the most likes, namely "Well, he's a handsome guy", "Call me whatever you want" and "I think it's beautiful".
After dinner, Pan Su took the initiative to wash the dishes. There were not many dishes today, and it would be wasteful to use the dishwasher, so he simply rolled up his sleeves and did it himself.Han Qi walked into the kitchen with his mobile phone, hugged Pan Su from behind, and put his chin on his shoulder: "When did you take this picture? I don't even know."
"Just now, I took a photo while cutting the meat."
"This comment is 'May Sumei give me my little brother?', and the reply below is 'I want to be beautiful'," Han Qi pinched the tip of his nose, "You are so serious with fans."
Pan Su replied calmly: "That's right, this kind of question can't be joked. You are my boyfriend, how can you just hand over to others?"
Han Qi was very happy. He kissed and hugged Pan Su. Pan Su's hands were full of foam, and he tilted his head away: "Mr. Han, wait a minute... Hey! I haven't washed the dishes yet!..."
The two figures overlapped each other in the kitchen. Han Qi kept reassuring him that it was all right. Isn't this the time to buy a dishwasher?
Han Qi rested at home for two days, and embarked on a journey to the United States of America with his luggage.The runaway credit minister really hit the gunpoint, and the city he went to happened to be the city where Han Qi studied. It was an unprecedented coincidence, and he was destined to bring him back with evidence.
Pan Su went to Ye Xingzhou's house with the cat and dog again. He forgot to return the spare key last time, but he didn't expect to use it again so soon.
Before Pan Su got on the bus, he called Ye Xingzhou, but no one answered after several calls, so he simply sent him a message, telling him that he got on the bus and would arrive in about half an hour.
After getting off the car, Ye Xingzhou still didn't reply to the message. Pan Su guessed that he might not have come back from school, so he went there first, just in time to help him clean up the house.It's estimated that I haven't seen him for a while, Ye Xingzhou's house will become the scene of World War II again.
So Pan Su took the dog and the cat, and found Ye Xingzhou's house by familiar ways. He opened the door with a key. He saw that the shoes were in a mess and a shirt was thrown in the entrance. He shook his head, "Look, it really looks like a kennel." , luckily he came first.
After closing the door, Pan Su realized that something was wrong. The clothes were thrown all over the place, and there was a faint sound coming from the bedroom...
Pan Su pricked up his ears and listened for a few seconds. The movement was very familiar, the sound of collisions, the sound of shaking the bed, and some fucking sounds... Fuck!Pan Su was stunned, realizing what was going on inside, his neck turned red all the way to his ears: Why did he come here now? !How unwise!
In a hurry, he pulled Xi Rui and Jack Su, trying to get out quietly while they were too absorbed in their work, but who knew that Xi Rui refused to leave, standing at the entrance and wagging his tail.Pan Su called softly: "Xi Rui! Xi Rui! Hurry up, let's go out first!"
"Woof! (OK, listen to sister-in-law!)"
"..." Pan Su put his index finger on his lips, why are you screaming? !Don't you know how embarrassing it is to attract people at this time? !
Sure enough, the room fell silent, Pan Su pulled Jieke Su out of the door, and closed the door with a "bang", his heart jumped out of his chest.
Help, it's better to go back first, right?Being caught is too embarrassing to explain!
He was just about to slip away to press the elevator, just like last time, the door opened, and a hand stretched out and dragged him in by the collar.
This time it was Gu Suhuai who dragged him in, with his upper body naked and a bath towel wrapped around his lower body, looking down at Pan Su: "Why are you a brat again?"
Pan Su clasped his hands together, and a Tuxia seat was sent: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't know that you were doing business. I, I, and I will leave right away. You go on, go on!"
Ye Xingzhou's voice sounded: "Susu?! How did you come?"
Looking over Gu Suhuai's shoulder, Pan Su saw that Ye Xingzhou was also disheveled, wearing a large shirt and his legs were still bare.
Not to mention, Ye Xingzhou's legs are really white, thin and straight, wearing a small skirt must be the legs that can confuse all living beings.
Gu Suhuai noticed Pan Su's naked eyes, and stood forward to block his sight, his eyes were full of indifference, as if to say, "What are you looking at?"
"Ms. Ye, you didn't answer my call, but sent a message. I didn't expect you to be... cough cough, I'll go back first, you continue."
"Oh, come here, come in, you are not the one who is leaving," Ye Xingzhou put on a pair of pants casually, and called Gu Suhuai, "Hey, it's time to order today, you go back first."
Gu Suhuai was not in the mood to continue playing, so he picked up the black shirt on the ground and asked while wearing it, "Waiting for your call next time?"
"Yo, you're still waiting for my call, don't you need to accompany your little boyfriend?"
"No delay."
?Pan Su's eyes on Gu Suhuai became very subtle.
A scumbag who doesn't have tinfoil burnt, the scumbag is more shattered than tinfoil.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-3122:28:28~2020-02-0123:44:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: origami 1;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qiququ; 1 bottle of Xiang Ji;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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