Are you a woman today?

Pan Su hadn't finished the two rounds of qualifying. Han Qi came in and put his hands on his shoulders: "Susu, it's time for dinner."

Pan Su shook his shoulders, kept his eyes on the screen, and clicked the mouse and keyboard: "Wait! This round is almost over! Oh, I can't understand a word of what Rambo said."

Han Qi bent down, looked at the screen and translated for him: "It's nothing, just say you're head-grabbing."

Pan Su got angry: "Damn, where did I grab the head?! If I didn't hang up the fire at the end, he would give it to me! Who is it?"

"Used to it."

"If it wasn't for my poor English, I would have scolded people!"

After this wave of team battles, Pan Su and his teammates took the dragon Buff to the high ground and successfully won.After quitting, Rambo came to add a friend first, and the friend started to speak Battle, and sent a string of English. Pan Su only knew a few words, such as "mother" and "Fuck", which are commonly used international swear words, and suddenly felt speechless.

Han Qi also saw it, and stretched his hands from behind to the keyboard, and started typing in a gesture of encircling Pan Su.He typed English very fast. Pan Su was dumbfounded as he sent a long string, and just after sending another string, the other party typed fewer and shorter words in order to catch up with the rhythm of Battle. Han Qi and his party After a line without repetition, Pan Su looks stupid online.

The entire dialog box is densely packed with English, which is Pan Su's knowledge blind spot, and he can only understand simple and easy-to-understand words, like a blind monk whose eyes are darkened.Finally, when the other party stopped replying, Han Qi canceled his account and patted the back of Pan Su's head: "Eat."

Pan Su turned off the computer and followed behind, and asked cautiously, "What did you scold him just now?"

"It's not scolding. It's not illegal to educate him about the Internet. Every state in the United States has different legal sanctions and sentencing standards for online speech. When I mentioned Alabama, he didn't reply."

"..." Pan Su looked at Han Qi's tall and tall back, and suddenly felt that the man in front of him was not as easy-going as he looked.His gentle smile is fake, right?It's just scary to bring up the law to scare people after just quarreling online.

In front of Pan Su was a small porcelain white teacup, very similar to the stewed snow clam with papaya or stewed liao ginseng with millet in a hotel banquet.He opened it and saw that inside was a white and tender lion's head, dotted with crab roe, and surrounded by a circle of Shanghai green cabbage.The light yellow broth is clear to the bottom, exuding bursts of attractive aroma.

Pan Su had already twitched his index finger, and just picked up the chopsticks, and asked again: "Is this the only one?" Isn't it too embarrassing to eat alone?Han Qi didn't keep the four crabs just now.

Han Qi pointed to the kitchen: "There are still in the pot, steamed separately, so it tastes better."

"Then you bring one to eat too, I'm so embarrassed to be looked at by you." Not only embarrassed, but also guilty.

In order to let Pan Su eat with peace of mind, Han Qi also went to bring a cup of lion's head with crab powder to accompany him to eat.There are still a few stir-fried vegetables on the table today, plus a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, which was what Han Qi asked him if he wanted to eat before.

Sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root is Pan Su’s favorite dessert. My mother will make it every time I go home. I ate it at Han Qi’s house today. Delicious, how did you learn this?"

The candied lotus root was made last night, and it has been kept in the refrigerator waiting to be fed to Pan Su today.Han Qi held his chin and smiled, "I followed the recipe, as long as you like it."

Pan Su nodded vigorously, I like it, it's so delicious!

A total of six crab noodles and lion heads were made. Due to their large size, Pan Su ate three and half a plate of candied lotus root, and couldn't eat any more.Han Qi asked: "Shall I pack it for you to take to school? You can still eat it tomorrow."

"Can you still pack it?" I feel sorry for eating and taking, teacher!

Han Qi nodded, of course it can, and it can be eaten at noon tomorrow.

After eating and drinking enough, Pan Su lay on the sofa and didn't want to move. Siri put his head on his arm, trying to get him up to play catch.Pan Su touched Xi Rui's head and sighed: "Your master feeds me too much, I really can't get up."

He took out his mobile phone and casually browsed the school’s internal forums, and accidentally turned to a confession wall. Arrived, contributed to a good story.

Pan Su clicked in excitedly, secretly wondering if it was possible to see the girl who confessed to him.As a result, he didn't see his name, but Han Qi's name appeared frequently.

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I like Mr. Han Qi from the law school. He is my hit man. If he is in school for a day, I will stay in school for a day!

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Reply 18L:

We are sisters!Teacher Han is too Su, I love him all my life [tears]

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Confess to Mr. Han of the Law School, I fell in love with you at first sight from the day you entered the school, and have been unrequitedly in love for 289 days

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Teacher Han Qi, I am a boy, but I also like you!

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Reply 54L:

Fuck? !what do i see !

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Wow, what a lucky first floor, I have been taking Teacher Han Qi's class for two semesters, I wish the teacher and I have a happy relationship!

Pan Su shook his head with his tut, young people nowadays are really scary, if they engage in a teacher-student relationship in an upright manner, aren't they afraid that the school leaders will drag you away along the network cable and educate them?

Han Qi came with a plate of cherries and put them on the coffee table.There are fruits after meals here. Pan Su feels that every time he leaves Han Qi’s house, he will weigh two catties. If he feeds like this, he will soon grow round, white and fat, not "a bite of crispy candy" But "a piece of halva".

"Susu, eat some fruit."

"Okay." Pan Su got up from the sofa, the most beautiful love words I have ever heard is that you asked me to get up and eat.

He put his phone aside, the screen was on, and there was a forum confession wall on the page.Han Qi saw it and said with a smile, "You like watching this too?"

"Just take a look," Pan Su threw a cherries into his mouth, thinking of the affectionate confession he just saw on the dozens of floors, he said in a sour tone, "You are so welcome."

"It's okay, it's much better this year. Last year, I just started substituting, and there were girls who sent love letters." Han Qi pushed his glasses and sighed, "The head of the department knows, and called me to teach me to keep a distance from the students. "

Say you are fat and you are still panting?Pan Su rolled his eyes: "Then you still keep your distance from me."

Female students should keep their distance. As gays, male students are the key victims, okay?

"Because I like you," Han Qi rubbed Pan Su's hair, "You are different, how can I chase you if you keep your distance?"

"Damn, what are you calling chasing me? Threatening me with credits to keep me from skipping classes."

"It's for your own good."

"I don't want it, you've made me so lazy that I can't sleep now." Pan Su's mouth was full of cherries, his cheeks were bulging, like a hamster hiding food.

In Han Qi's eyes, the angry Pan Su was too cute. He leaned over and put his arms around his shoulders: "Susu, I will indulge anyone who can be tolerated, and will not agree to anything that cannot be tolerated. Such as skipping classes, cheating on exams, etc. There are no issues of principle."

"..." Pan Su is speechless, can I tell you that a scumbag is the best at these two items?Returning to the question of principle, for the scumbags, this is not a question of principle, it is a question related to whether they will fail the course.

"Then don't let me cheat in the exam, can you secretly reveal the exam questions to me?" Pan Su lowered his head and muttered, "I'm about to fail your class, and I can't understand the front part."

"It's absolutely unacceptable to divulge the exam questions."

Guessing that it would be so ruthless, Pan Su sighed and leaned back, as if giving up on himself: "You are embarrassing me, forget your two credits and I don't want them, and you can also deduct your usual credits. Pick another one."

He leaned back and pressed Han Qi's arms to the back. Han Qi took him into his arms, bowed his head and smiled softly: "I can teach you."

"There are other subjects, I can teach you everything I know."

Pan Su raised his chin slightly and stared at Han Qi with doubts on his face.Is there really such a scholar?Everyone has crossed majors. Don't lie to me because I don't study much.

Maybe it was because of overeating and insufficient blood supply to the brain, so that Pan Su didn't notice anything wrong while lying in Teacher Han's arms like this for a long time.The lights in the living room were too warm, the atmosphere was too ambiguous, Teacher Han's eyes were too soft, and the impact of his appearance was too strong, Pan Su thought in a daze: It seems that it is not bad to continue like this.

"Susu." Teacher Han called him in a low voice, with a subwoofer reverb.

Don't call me anymore, my ears are burning again!

Pan Su lowered his eyes, his cheeks were thin and red, and his long eyelashes trembled, as if he was expecting something, nervous and afraid.

The slender fingers caressed his cheeks, and rubbed his chin with his thumbs gently. Pan Su was even more frightened, what are you going to do?I'm not afraid of kisses or anything!

"I ate the cherries on my face."

"..." Pan Su opened Han Qi's hand, but when he felt it wasn't enough, he pushed him away again, like a irascible little lion.

Han Qi couldn't laugh or cry and pressed his hand: "I dare not kiss you without your consent."

"I don't agree! I'm a straight man, a straight man!" Pan Su was annoyed. He must have been fed up just now, but he had a strange fantasy in his heart. This is a hallucination, it must be.

The routine exercise after dinner was naturally to walk the dog, and Xi Rui had already rebelled, passing the dog leash to Pan Su's hand.Pan Su knelt down to help it tie the rope, and performed in front of Han Qi.

"Stretch out the left paw."

Desiree raised his left paw.

"Right paw."

Desiree raised his right paw again.

"Turn around."

Desiree circled around Pansu.

"Call me sister-in-law." Han Qi suddenly interjected an order.

Xi Rui stood up with both legs and pulled them onto Pan Su's lap, "Wow!" He yelled twice, dragging his tongue waiting for praise.

Pan Su's face was gloomy, and he threatened Xi Rui: "Next time you call me, I won't play catch with you."

Xi Rui tilted his head and looked at him, as if he didn't understand why his sister-in-law was angry, but his brother was still smiling happily as usual.

At around nine o'clock, Pan Su returned to the dormitory with a large box of lion's head with crab powder, half a box of sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, and half a box of cherries.Tao Linlin was surprised: "Sister Su! You finally remember that there is a brother who shares weal and woe!"

"Let you have a taste of Mr. Han's handicraft. Let's eat the lion's head tomorrow. You can eat this candied lotus root first. It's better than the ones sold in the store!"

Tao Linlin quickly climbed down, took out a pair of chopsticks from the small drawer, opened it to taste a piece, and immediately showed a surprised expression: "Grass, it's true! It's really better than the deli at the door!"

Pan Su is triumphant, and there are more delicious ones. Tomorrow, the crab noodles and lion's head will be hot, and you will be able to swallow your tongue.

Tao Linlin looked at Pan Su's expression and slandered in his heart: Look, here we go again, with that look of "look at how amazing my husband is", he's still a straight man, it really embarrasses us straight men.

Ximen came to ask about the training time on time, Pan Su pinched his calculations, took one day to make up the live broadcast, one day to edit the video homework, and one day to go to Han Qi's house...

Pan Su was stunned. In his schedule, when did he start to feel that Han Qi was free?

Tao Linlin was eating cherries, and when she looked up, she saw Pan Su sitting on the bed, in a daze, as if her soul had been sucked out.

"Su Mei, Su Mei, the soul has returned."

Pan Su looked over slowly, with compassion in his eyes: "Lin Lin, I feel very dangerous now."

If this goes on, the straight poles will really complete a set of mosquito coils.