Are you a woman today?

Pan Su went back wearing Han Qi's clothes, and before he could complain about his tragic experience of walking the dog, he was grabbed by the terrified Tao Linlin, and asked tremblingly, "Su, sister Su, are you—finally losing your virginity?"

Before Pan Su could answer, Tao Linlin dragged him to the stool again, went to the bed and put his pillow on it, and asked Pan Su to sit down with a kind face: "Take a rest, don't bear the pain, We should go to the hospital, there is no shame in this matter, life is important!"

Pan Su picked up the pillow and pressed Tao Linlin on the ground with the hammer. Tao Linlin ran around with his head in his arms: "Hey, I'm just kidding! You saw that when you went out, all your clothes disappeared. Of course I will think about that!"

Tired of being beaten, Pan Su sat down angrily, in the standard posture of a big man picking his feet: "Tao Linlin, you are looking for death, and you will tear your mouth out sooner or later."

Tao Linlin quickly admitted his mistake, and pretended to slap a few times: "I slap my mouth, I slap my mouth. Then tell me, what's the matter?"

What else?Walking the dog gets wet.Pan Su showed the video to Tao Linlin, and Tao Linlin rolled on the bed laughing: "Hahaha, this is Mr. Han's dog? He's so good at it! It can make you take off your clothes, it's more promising than the owner!"

"..." Pan Su raised his fist and warned Tao Linlin that if he continued to talk nonsense, he would sacrifice his head to heaven.

When Pan Su went back, he changed his clothes, took Han Qi's T-shirt and threw it into the basin to rub it. Tao Linlin came around again, leaned against the sink and asked, "Is this how you wash it?"

"Then what else?" Pan Su rolled his eyes, "I just put it on, it didn't get dirty, and I washed it by hand, what else?" It's funny, all his clothes are directly used in the laundry room downstairs. Washing machine, helping him wash it by hand is definitely enough to save face.

"No, I mean, Mr. Han is so rich, the clothes are probably quite expensive, I'm afraid you will ruin them after washing."

Pan Su paused, and quickly turned over the washing labels. It turned out that they only knew a few words in English, and the washing labels could not be distinguished. He took his mobile phone and checked: Do not wash, do not wring out, hang to dry.

Tao Linlin and Pan Su stared wide-eyed, Tao Linlin looked at the clothes soaked in the basin, stroked his chin and said, "Brave man, you are really a warrior."

"Damn, how do I know that washing clothes is so troublesome?! Besides, it doesn't matter if it doesn't fade, and he doesn't know."

Pan Su frowned, depressed and guilty, as if getting involved with Han Qi was very unlucky, and he was destined to be short of him, so it must be specially for him, right? !

After washing, Pan Su could only pick up the clothes and not wring them dry. After hanging them on the balcony, he took a basin to catch the water.When I took it off the next day, I found that the clothes were dry, but the neckline was obviously deformed, and it was wrinkled like dried prunes.

Holding the clothes in his hands, Pan Su looked more troubled than constipated, took out his mobile phone to check the brand, hey, don't even think about dismissing it without four digits.His mood was complicated and tangled, and he was just a poor student who had to endure humiliation and become a master of women's clothing for the sake of a good meal. His heart was bleeding when he ruined his set of peripherals so lightly.

Time went back to last Sunday, Pan Su would never accept the bunch of keys, and would never agree to Han Qi to walk his dog.

Tao Linlin patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "Why don't you pay yourself to Mr. Han, he must be reluctant to blame you, this is a good deal."

Not bad?It is a loss for this world and this society that a good straight man with good roots is about to be turned away and embark on the path of foundationalism!

Despite all the entanglements, the class should still be taken, especially the professional class, there is no doubt that if you don't fail a class.Pan Su took the book with a gloomy face and went to the big classroom with Tao Linlin. There was research activity today. The two classes were mixed together and divided into groups. Wu Qi sat opposite Pan Su and smiled at him: "Pan Su, we are together again. Team, what a coincidence."

Pan Su sneered, hehe, you better not let me have a chance to kill you.

The research activity this time is a street interview, each group chooses a topic by themselves, and revolves around the life of contemporary college students. The time limit is two weeks, and a complete video, data and research report must be submitted at the end.Every time I come to this kind of research that needs to go to the streets to show my face, there are some happy and some sad.The joyful one is coquettish, trying to catch up with pretty girls in the name of research projects; while the sad one is mainly Pan Su, just thinking about how to get over it.

A group of six people, Pan Su's group of four men and two women, among them Wu Qi and another girl are from the next class, several people sat together to discuss the topic.What kind of life can contemporary college students have?Eating, sleeping and playing games, KTV all night, cramming for exams, all four or six depends on destiny.Good poetry, good poetry.

Pan Su and Tao Linlin's understanding of contemporary college students is limited to dormitories, the Internet and Two-dimensional. They acted as background boards and silently listened to the suggestions of their classmates.Wu Qi said first: "I see it this way. How about we make a project report on the observation of love among contemporary students? Everyone is sure to be willing to speak freely on this topic, and it is easier to collect data."

"Put it down, did you think of it? I estimate that half of the twelve groups will choose this one. When the time comes, everyone will hit the subject together, and whoever is ugly will die." Another boy complained mercilessly.

The two girls began to raise their hands to speak again:

"Shouldn't we do a survey on college students' online time? The research direction should be closer to the one of Internet addiction."

"It can also be the impact of electronic products on college students, such as mobile phones, PADs, and computers."

Wu Qi said enthusiastically: "Then just investigate what everyone usually does online, whether playing games, watching videos or studying, and make a ranking comparison."

This time his proposal was not rejected, the four of them were discussing enthusiastically, only Pan Su and Tao Linlin sat together without saying a word.They both have the same idea: You can do whatever you want, we have absolutely no objections.

After the topic is selected, the next thing to discuss is the division of labor.Pan Su and Tao Linlin were poor households. They didn't want to show their faces to do interviews on the street, and they didn't want to spend their brains writing reports for data. They just wanted to sit and wait for death.Under normal circumstances, it is more suitable for girls to do interviews, but the two girls in their group are both academic masters, and they have negotiated that one will do data and the other will write reports, as long as they can get the materials.

So the job of interviewing fell on the heads of the four boys. Wu Qi volunteered to go to the interview, but was complained about again. His appearance on the street must have a very low success rate, and Ugly refused to warn.In terms of appearance, Pan Su is the only one who can fight among the few present here. Five pairs of eyes stared at him, and Pan Su was hairy all over: "...Why are you looking at me?"

Tao Linlin turned his back on the revolutionary friendship first: "Pan Su, this great and arduous task has been entrusted to you, and you can do it."

Pan Su gave Tao Linlin a hard look, and explained to everyone: "It's not that I won't go, I really can't, I have social phobia, and I can't speak when I meet strangers!"

"Then you need more exercise!" Wu Qi rested his paws on Pan Su's shoulders, "Maybe it can cure your social fear, killing two birds with one stone!"

Pan Su shook his head like a rattle: "I can record video, you three can do the interview as you please, I really can't."

"Oh, what a shame you are! It's your pleasure! Look at this, there's no chance!"

Wu Qi, who was named, was shot again with an arrow in the knee. He was wronged like a little daughter-in-law. It is not my fault that he is ugly. You are ginseng roosters.

Pan Su refused to let go, and also sold Tao Linlin a wave.Tao Linlin just wanted to retreat, but Pan Su quickly cut him off: "Linlin won the host award in high school!"

The four people in the same group were quite surprised, and Tao Linlin was even more shocked: What big prize?It was randomly selected at the class opening meeting!Miss Su, do you still have your heart?

"I can be in charge of video editing and post-processing," Pan Su patted his chest, "Leave it on me."

After class, Tao Linlin was full of resentment, and Pan Su smiled treacherously. He pinched his neck and gritted his teeth and threatened: "It's from the same root, so why bother?"

"If you hadn't betrayed me first, I wouldn't have made up the knife." Pan Su rolled his eyes and patted Tao Linlin on the back, "Hey, don't panic, don't panic, it's just a chance for you to go out and meet girls, didn't you just get married by the goddess? If you feel depressed, the old one won't go and the new one won't come."

It's okay not to mention the goddess, but Tao Linlin is even more depressed when the goddess is mentioned: "Then you still go to pry my candidate goddess."

Pan Su waved his hand, you have too many goddesses, it won't matter if you lose one.

The door of the dormitory was opened, and Pan Su saw that Jieke Su was sleeping soundly on the bed. When he took a closer look, why did the cloth under his pillow look familiar?

In the next second, Pan Su held his face in horror and rushed to the bedside: "Jack Su! You are killing Dad!"

Jack Su raised his head, yawned big, propped up his four paws and stretched out beautifully, and tilted his head to show cuteness to Pan Su: "Meow?"

Still pretending to be innocent.Pan Su picked up Jack Su, and saw that Han Qi's dress was already in bad shape, and there were still a few snags. It seemed that Jack Su had sharpened his claws on it.

How should I explain this to others?

"Mr. Han, thank you for lending me the clothes. I threw them into the basin for washing without looking at the washing label. I accidentally let the cat practice its claws on it."

Pan Su was desperate, if it was him, he would definitely be rewarded first when he heard this.

Tao Linlin came out holding the instant noodles, saw his expression, and sincerely advised: "Why don't you follow Teacher Han, I'm serious."

From your uncle.Pan Su took out his mobile phone, sent a message to Han Qi to admit his mistake, and asked Han Qi to tell him the price of the clothes, and he was willing to compensate.

At least four digits.Pan Su's heart was bleeding, and he squeezed Jack Su and cried to it: "Jack Su, Dad is going to live a hard life with you. I will eat less fried chicken, and you will eat less cat food. Let us carry the hard times over. , Victory is just ahead!"

Jack Su didn't know why, so he tilted his head to look at Pan Su, looking at him like looking at a mentally retarded person.

It took a while for Han Qi to reply to the message, and Pan Su tremblingly clicked:

【Okay, you come over on Friday and accompany me to buy another one】

It turned out that he wanted to pay on the spot. Pan Su clicked on Alipay. The platform’s income this month has not yet reached the cash withdrawal time. All the previous savings have been handed over to his mother. The existing 1000 in Alipay is for him to wait for Double Eleven to buy new ones. keyboard.Pan Su asked pitifully: [Is it okay to pay in installments? 】

Han Qi's answer was very sensible: [Yes, give me a kiss]

"..." Pan Su kicked Tao Linlin's stool, "Lin Lin, it's up to you to save the world."