Are you a woman today?

"I'm not picky. I like to eat a lot. Fruit? Of course I like it. I like sweeter ones more."

"No, no, I will buy it myself. The rewards you give me are enough to buy it, thank you~"

"What kind of boys do you like? This question is very difficult to answer, let me think about it..."

Pan Su is carrying a Pikachu doll and is doing a live broadcast.Today's Sumei is a sports girl, a soft girl with a big purple T-shirt, hot pants underneath, and a baseball cap on the back, playful and lively, as cute as she is holding a doll.

And tonight's live broadcast is very special - a private one-hour broadcast, and Sumei will answer any questions on the barrage during this hour.But there is also a certain limit. Questions that exceed the scale or are too private will be regarded as refused to answer, and the rest will be endless.

Guessing that someone would ask what kind of boy he likes, Pan Su hugged Pikachu and complained in his heart: I like girls!Let me describe what kind of girls you guys like, okay? Above 34C, a flat-chested person like Sumei will be the first to be voted out.

But just to make things right, Pan Su smiled softly and began to make nonsense: "I like boys who are gentle, sunny and cheerful, with a simple and kind heart. It doesn't matter if you are tall or handsome, too tall or too handsome doesn't make you feel safe, just generally good , spiritual beauty is the most important thing.”

A piece of "I! I! I!" was written on the barrage, and she was crazy to leave the contact information for Miss Su. Pan Su smiled slightly and declined: "I don't want to fall in love yet. I should focus on my studies. I will talk about it after graduation." Bar."

Tao Linlin had goosebumps all over the bed, and really wanted to rush down to expose Pan Su's love of learning.

Are you a love of learning?You go to the library or to pick up girls!I'm sorry for such a sacred place like the library.

Today, the gold master Wei Mu Shengqi did not show up to carry out a wave of renminbi AOE siege, and Pan Su felt a little disappointed: Recently, the number of appearances of the boss Wei Mu is very small, did you find that under the skin of his cute girl is a big man with five big and three thick feet, Finally decided to abandon his live broadcast room?

However, relying on other fans to scan the list, Pan Su's income from each live broadcast is still considerable.Maozhuo platform came to him several times to sign a long-term contract, but Pan Su politely refused.It's not that he doesn't want to sign, it's that he really can't sign. If the women's clothing bigwig gets skinned, it will be exciting. It is estimated that Pan Su will become a huge shadow in the hearts of nerds.

After the broadcast, Pan Su asked Tao Linlin to go out to eat Malatang together. Tao Linlin asked which pot was left open and which pot was left open, and asked, "Are you going to the East Campus for class tomorrow?"

Pan Su paused: "Don't remind me of this sad fact."

He only met Han Qi on Friday, and it was a nightmare to meet him again tomorrow.

Yes, an absolute nightmare.He is not afraid of Han Qi now, but he is afraid that his inclination will gradually change if he gets in touch with Han Qi too much.Ever since he found out on Friday that his behavior towards Mr. Han would make him blush and his heart beat, and he had the idea of ​​"can blow the lights", Pan Su knew that he was not in a good state, and he needed to be separated from Han Qi for a few days before returning to the Straight Man Paradise .

"Would you help me roll my name in class tomorrow?" Pan Su asked.

Tao Linlin pointed at herself: "Me? Su Mei, are you kidding me? Other classes are okay. Let me help you with Mr. Han's class. Do you think he has bad eyesight or I am enough like you?"

Pan Su collapsed on the table, his whole body softened into noodles: "Help me...my credits!"

Despite howling, Pan Su went to the East Campus honestly the next afternoon.When I was in the car, I ran into Cheng Cheng by chance, and said hello to him: "Hi~ What a coincidence, I was wondering if I would meet you just now."

"I usually go to class at this time." Pan Su and Cheng Cheng stood together. There were many people on the bus. Pan Su took the initiative to protect Cheng Cheng to prevent her from being squeezed. Be careful, it's so warm."

"It's easy to do." Pan Su smiled and chatted with Cheng Cheng all the way. When they talked about Lv Peiya, Cheng Cheng said: "Peiya originally wanted to attend the audit with me today, but the students have something to do, so I'll go there to deal with it first."

"She didn't take Teacher Han's class, did she?" Didn't she say she didn't like it?It's too obvious that I have to make a special trip to listen in, right?

"Yeah, Pei Ya didn't choose, and she's not interested in the rule of law class." Cheng Cheng winked at him and whispered, "I'm here to see you."

Pan Su was taken aback, happiness came too suddenly, and he couldn't find his way.He blushed suddenly, lowered his head, stuttered and couldn't speak, and he didn't know whether it was excitement or embarrassment.Cheng Cheng stared at him for a long time, then smiled and said, "You are so cute, why are you so shy. I haven't seen a boy blush so easily like you for a long time."

I don't want to either, it's only natural for a goddess to come to see me after a lot of hardships.Pan Su coughed lightly, trying to keep his emotions stable. Although Lv Peiya still failed to come and was stumbled by the student union, the information he got was enough to make him explode on the spot a few times.

When they arrived at the lecture theater, Pan Su and Cheng Cheng found a seat by the window to sit together.Before the class started, Cheng Cheng took out his mobile phone to watch the video, and gave Pan Su an earphone: "Do you want it?"

When Pan Su put it on, Cheng Cheng winked at him: "I'll take you to see Miss Sister, you will definitely like it!"

Cheng Cheng clicked on the video, and a familiar voice came out of the earphones. Pan Su was taken aback, not feeling well.

"Hi everyone~ I'm a crispy candy, I won't broadcast anything live today, I'm giving away a lot of benefits, and I'll be private for an hour!"

"Her name is Sumei, and she is a new generation goddess of Cat's Claw! She never does anything that sells meat and eyeballs, she just broadcasts the live broadcast seriously, and gives us Amway skirts, she is very nice~"

Well, I know, of course I know, I know better than you.You can't sell meat, you have to have no breasts, no butt and no butt, she is the famous airport goddess on the Maoclaw platform.

"Let me tell you, I really like the little skirts of Miss Su Anli, and I have bought several sets. When you have a girlfriend in the future, you can also watch her Amway video to buy clothes for your girlfriend. I promise you won't make mistakes!" Cheng Cheng grabbed Pan Su's arm was trying to sell Amway.

"..." The girl with a good relationship took him to watch the video of his big guy in women's clothing, and kept making amends in front of him. Pan Su was silent for this weird scene.

In order to prevent revealing the truth, Pan Su nodded stiffly, okay, okay, I will pay attention, don't worry.

It's a mental test.

Cheng Cheng rested her chin and sighed: "Hey, it would be great if I could have Miss Su's legs sometime. They are long and straight, so thin and white. They look good in a small skirt. I'm really envious."

Pan Su clamped his legs tightly, his heart pounding.He is wearing shorts today, I'm afraid that these fans will recognize him by his legs!

In the panic of falling off the horse, the class bell finally rang, and Han Qi also walked in. His eyes scanned the classroom first, and when he saw Pan Su, he smiled slightly and started class.

...Damn it, I knew this guy didn't know how to call names. Can I report the targeted roll call last time with my real name?

What Han Qi talked about today was the rule of law system in the 90s, and Pan Su didn't understand much.He didn't listen carefully to the lectures in the first few classes, he couldn't connect the knowledge points, and his mind was like a mess.Anyway, it's just an elective course, so let's pass it by. As long as Mr. Han doesn't ask any abnormal questions at the end of the course, and then mark the test points well, generally speaking, it's not difficult to get credits.

On the other hand, Cheng Cheng listened carefully and kept staring at the blackboard. Pan Su asked softly, "Can you understand?"

Cheng Cheng glanced at him: "Of course I don't understand."

"Then you are staring at the front so seriously...?"

"I'm looking at Teacher Han, don't make noise."

Pan Su felt desperate for this face-seeking society, and a newspaper mood emerged in his heart: Huh, you girls just read hard, anyway, the man on the stage likes me!

After this thought came up, Pan Su was stunned.This development is not quite right, since when did he start to take this huge trouble as a kind of glory?

Scary, so fucking scary.I need a girlfriend.

Pan Su took out his mobile phone, lowered his head and sent a message to Lv Peiya: [Is the matter of the student union settled? 】

Lu Peiya replied with a cute and pitiful expression, a bit like she was being coquettish: [Come on, I originally wanted to go today, and I also wanted to say that we will have dinner together after class]

Of course you can eat!Pan Su was a little excited: [It's okay after class, Cheng Cheng and I will go back by car after class, and I can wait for you to eat]

Waiting for the goddess to reply was an anxious time, the phone turned on, Pan Su quickly clicked on it, and saw two words - [Okay. 】

Yes!Pan Su clenched his fist, and suddenly felt that the future was bright, and Diaosi was about to usher in a new era!

After class, Pan Su fled the classroom quickly, first of all, he had to escape the eyes of Teacher Han before proceeding with the next activities.Cheng Cheng followed behind. The girl was so weak that she ran out of breath, and grabbed Pan Su's bag: "You, what are you running for?"

"Oh, it's nothing, hurry up." Pan Su said lightly, "Let's go back and ask Lu Peiya to have dinner together."

Cheng Cheng was surprised: "You actually dated the goddess of our literature department?! It's amazing, it's very rare for Pei Ya to have dinner with a boy, and the last one was a senior who chased her for two years."

"Have you caught up with it?"

"What's the matter with you if you catch up."

Pan Su nodded clearly, secretly delighted in his heart.Everyone is like this. Once you find yourself being treated specially, your whole state will float.But this is limited to the good aspects, forget about the bad aspects, it is "targeting", and it will blow up Pan Su's violent temper.

They made an appointment to meet at the station where they got off. Pan Su was already discussing with Cheng Cheng what to eat for dinner when he suddenly received a call from Xu Ke: "Susu, where are you?"

"Just getting ready to eat," Pan Su said.

"I'm downstairs with you, having dinner together? Today I launched a new light LO, and it happens to be live broadcasted for you to watch in the evening."

Pan Su quickly turned down the volume of the microphone, and Cheng Cheng was next to her, so what if she heard something live!

Pan Su covered her mouth and said in a low voice: "Senior sister, I invited friends for dinner today, why don't you go around first? I'll call you when I'm done."

"What friend?" Xu Ke was a little puzzled, "Tao Linlin is in the dormitory, do you have any friends who can go out and have fun?"

"... After all, we are friends."

Xu Ke was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly yelled strangely: "Oh~ Xiao Susu, you don't learn well, are you going out to eat with your sister? I want to go too!"

Pan Su felt powerless: "Senior sister..." Why is it so difficult to have a dinner date with the goddess?

"A world of two of you?" Xu Ke asked.

"……no."

"Then what's the point of having me alone." Xu Ke made a decision with a big wave of his hand, "That's it! Send me a location immediately."

After hanging up the phone, Pan Su sighed, and said to Cheng Cheng, "There is another friend who is coming, a senior sister, the president of our animation club."

"Anime Club? Is it Senior Sister Xu Ke?!" Cheng Cheng's starry eyes popped out, "Sister Xu Ke! My goddess! She seems to be the owner of Yun Xiang's shop. She must know Miss Su. I want to ask Senior Sister for her autograph! "

"..."

Why bother embarrassing the women's clothing boss.