Are you a woman today?

Pan Su has an unknown secret.

In school, he is an ordinary sophomore, an inconspicuous little sand in the vast liberal arts college; but when it comes to online, he is the UP owner of the Maoclaw platform with millions of fans-a crisp candy, Usually upload various small skirt Amway videos and street shooting experiments regularly. There are two days a week to live broadcast the daily life of cute girls for two hours. They are nicknamed "Chumei" by fans.

"Okay, it's time for today, I'm going to research the newly opened milk tea shop near the school, see you next week~"

Row after row of bullet screens yelled "Sister Su, stay!"

After going offline, Pan Su quickly changed his clothes, took off his sailor suit and threw it on the bed, put on a T-shirt and jeans, found a makeup remover towel and wiped his face quickly, put on black-rimmed glasses, the straight man Pan Su came back again .Except for her slimmer figure and more delicate face, who would have guessed that this is the lady who is popular among nerds?

That's right, he is an out-and-out tycoon in women's clothing, with two identities online and offline, online as a real cute girl, and offline as a straight man.You have to ask a straight man why he sacrifices himself so much to please a bunch of straight men, and he will tell you that survival is not easy, that food is a warning, and that he sells his soul just to buy a few more limited skins and peripherals. .

Oh, and, having a family to support.There are two hamster cages on the balcony, in which there is a golden-haired bear and a pearl bear, named Raindrop and Cloudpoint; there is a sleeping English short blue and white on the bed, which is his son Jack Su; the square tank on the ground There is a pair of tortoises in the garden, Wanzai and Wanzai, who are almost identical in appearance, but Pan Su can always tell who is right from whom at a glance.

Welcome to Pansu's Zoo.

Roommate Tao Linlin came out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, and asked with froth, "Is the live broadcast over?"

Pan Su slumped on the chair: "Master is about to die of exhaustion. Why are you brushing your teeth?"

"Go on a date with the goddess tomorrow!"

"Hey, congratulations, N's spare tire has finally become regular," Pan Su arched his hands, "What are you brushing your teeth for tomorrow's date?"

Tao Linlin beamed and said, "I'm going to the barber shop to get a handsome hairstyle, so I won't sleep tonight! Wait for the dawn."

Pan Su choked for a moment and waved his hands. Well, he is a mortal and cannot understand the joy of dating a goddess.

After Tao Linlin brushed his teeth and washed his face, he came out of the bathroom refreshed and asked Pan Su to help him choose clothes for tomorrow's date with the taste of a crisp candy.Pan Su was shocked: "How do I know this? What the hell do I usually wear in the closet!"

"Hey, what's the use of you as a big guy in women's clothing! I think other big guys in women's clothing are UP masters whose brothers have broken up, and they wear women's clothes to watch movies with their brothers; Squeeze out what little labor I have left." Tao Linlin shook his head and sighed.

Pan Su's eyes widened: "Isn't it good to bring you up?! Losing your rank is as important as falling in love?"

"...Fortunately, you are a master of women's clothing. If you can't find a girlfriend, you can look in the mirror and make do with yourself." Unable to count on Pan Su, Tao Linlin could only choose a piece of clothing at random, "By the way, are you going to the East Campus tomorrow? Attend class?"

Pan Su expressed grief and indignation: "Don't remind me of this cruel fact, I will cut off Wu Qi's claws."

Sunday afternoon is the start of the elective course "Rule of Law and Science". Listen, how serious and boring it is. It sounds like a course that is extremely suitable for sleeping in class and death in exams.

According to Pan Su's personality, he wouldn't choose such a class that he didn't understand at all to torture himself.Blame Wu Qi in the dormitory next door, everyone is taking courses in the computer room, so this guy Wu Qi walked past him and bumped into his arm.Pan Su slid his mouse, and Gloriously passed by "History of Western Film".

[Your course selection has been submitted, please pay attention to the start time! 】

That night, Pan Su chased and killed Wu Qi half of the campus with his slippers.

There is no way, the class I chose, I have to finish it on my knees.The next day, Tao Linlin went on a date, and Pan Su went to class.Entering the auditorium on the first floor, he randomly found a seat in the back and sat down, thinking about what to broadcast tonight.I sang a song for two hours in the welfare show yesterday, and today I want to play the orange light game?

The video of the boy sitting next to him was broadcast, it was the screen recording of Miss Sutang's live singing last night.Embarrassed, Pan Su picked up the bag and changed places.

The class bell rang, and a teacher in a suit and leather shoes walked in. There was a soft cry among the girls, and many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

The teacher is tall and straight, with a visual measurement of 185. His appearance is not very clear due to the distance, but he is generally sure to be a handsome guy, otherwise the girls would not rush to take sneak shots one by one.

"Hi everyone, I'm the rule of law teacher, Han Qi."

The voice is quite pleasant, and it is the magnetic voice that Pan Su wants to have in his dreams.It's a pity that I was born with a baby voice, and the voice change period is useless. If the ranking is black, he will be regarded as a girl. This is also an important factor that led him to embark on the road of women's clothing boss Qifan.

"...Regarding science and atheism, although the textbooks have always emphasized the need to break the feudal superstition, I still insist on the theory that I would rather believe what I have than believe what I don't have."

A female student in the audience raised her hand: "Teacher! Do you believe in fortune-telling?"

Han Qi pushed his glasses and said with a smile, "To tell you the truth, I quite believe in divination and fortune-telling in the Book of Changes. After all, I am a Taoist descendant and have researched in this area."

The students whispered, so cool!Teacher, you are actually a Taoist priest? !Will that read palmistry?

Han Qi is quite modest, he knows a thing or two about palmistry, face, and five elements of Feng Shui.

The audience boiled up, everyone was scrambling to get the handsome teacher to read their palms, the female students were especially active, their white and tender little hands could not wait to reach out to the podium.

Confused, Pan Su looked down at the class schedule on his mobile phone: Is this the rule of law and science?How could a Taoist priest preach feudal superstition?

Han Qi clapped his hands, told everyone to be quiet, and promised to finish the class first, and leave 10 minutes for everyone to talk about palmistry.

So Pan Su was in the fog for a few minutes, and the boring theory of the rule of law system, the much-anticipated program finally came!Mr. Han randomly selects people to read palmistry, free fortune telling, with palmistry teaching, including teaching and meeting.

Pan Su propped his forehead with his hands, checked the time, and get out of class was over after three more minutes.

Next to him, the basketball boy wearing the No. [-] jersey suddenly yelled, his voice was rough and full of air: "Teacher! Don't just look at the girls! I also want to read the palmistry!"

"Okay, wait a minute." Han Qi's attitude was very friendly, like a summoned beast, and he came as soon as he said it.He walked to the back row and approached Pan Su only to realize that the teacher was really young, with a high nose and deep eyes, handsome features, a pair of peach blossom eyes hidden behind thin lenses, and at first glance seemed to be of mixed race.Eye color and hair color are lighter, a light brown close to amber.

Basketball Boy stretched out his hand, his loud voice was still so bright: "Teacher, I just want to know how is the relationship line? When can I have a girlfriend?"

Han Qi stroked his chin with a serious expression: "In terms of feelings, it's useless to read palms, it depends on appearance."

Pan Su was in a daze. Is this how Taoist successors tell fortunes?It's so straightforward.

There was constant laughter in the classroom, and the basketball boy suffered a critical blow: "Teacher! Although this is the truth, can you not say it!"

"Okay, okay, change another one, look at the career line." Han Qi slender fingers across the wide palm, "Career is school, your career line originated in Mingtang, twists and turns, bad luck, if there is no good way to decipher it, At the end of the term, you must pass the course."

The tall basketball boy panicked: "Ah?! Which subject is it? Can you figure it out?"

Han Qi pointed at himself: "In my subject, you were sleeping in the first class. If you are in this state, the final exam may be difficult."

"..." Pan Su began to change his view of Han Qi, feeling that this teacher was not as simple and easy-going as he seemed.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class. Pan Su was so excited that he picked up his bag and stood up. Han Qi's call came from behind him: "This female classmate, please stay."

Pan Su acted as if he had never heard of it, and continued walking until his shoulder was tapped again: "Student, wait."

Pan Su turned his head back with a confused look on his face, as if he was asking what he wanted to do.

Han Qi froze for a few seconds, his eyes were like X-rays going over Pan Su's body from head to toe.The slightly curly black hair is softly attached to the forehead, and the black-rimmed glasses cover most of the face, but it is difficult to hide her beauty. The thin arms and legs are vulnerable, like a porcelain doll.

There was rustling laughter from the students watching the excitement, and it took Pan Su a long time to react: "Female classmate? Are you calling me?"

Still doll sound.

Han Qi's heart skipped a beat, and he took Pan Su's arm, "Come, come, sit down, and I'll show you the palmistry."

Pan Su hastily declined: "No, thank you teacher, I can just read the I Ching gossip..."

"The I Ching gossip is not my specialty," Han Qi smiled slightly, "Orthodox Taoism, nine generations of single biography, free fortune telling, no deception."

?Didn’t you just know a thing or two about academic incompetence?

Forced fortune-telling, or his own teacher, Pan Su had no choice but to spread his hands over.Han Qi also sat down and studied his palmistry. His face gradually became serious and his tone was deep: "Student, your emotional line extends to the middle of Jupiter Hill and Saturn Hill. You are sincere but easy to be deceived, and you are easy to meet cheaters."

"Ah?" Pan Su was at a loss. He had never had a heart-to-heart relationship with anyone for more than 20 years, so where did he come from?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Pan Su shook his head, only to see Han Qi smile: "It's right if you don't have one. You need me in your life, and you have to rely on me to continue your life."

"..." Pan Su withdrew his hand, "Teacher, I'm a straight man, thank you."

Han Qi automatically ignored his refusal, Chen Ken said: "Let's do this, it's fate to get together, I'll save your life. It's a good day for a blind date, go on a date right away?"

The students around were shouting and screaming, Pan Su was so embarrassed that he drew several black lines on his forehead: "Teacher, I am really Yu Zhi, and I am also ordered to be the lone star of Tai Sui Tiansha, so I can't implicate the teacher. I appreciate your kindness! "

Han Qi smiled, without much reluctance, he picked up the post-it note on the table and wrote down a series of numbers, tore it off and handed it to Pan Su: "My number, Han Qi from the law school, remember it."

Pan Su grabbed the post-it note and rushed out of the classroom with the bag, crumpled up Han Qi's number and threw it into the trash can.

I may have encountered a neurosis.