It's not a water monster

76 small water monsters

【Oooo!Didn't General Lu refuse to give Qianqian a kiss?Why go home and kiss while Qianqian takes a bath?what happened! 】

[Is it true that we misunderstood General Lu, he is not bad, he is actually very good? 】

[Hey, at this time I have to talk about the trivial matter of Qianqian, Qianqian is tender, is it not good for General Lu to do this in private? 】

[Wait, am I the only one who cares about Qianqianjiaolu General Kissing?How can a little vegetable snake who only knows how to stick stickers like Qianqian teach others? 】

[Hahahaha, Xiaocai Snake's stickers are also very fragrant, okay?Even if General Lu can only post stickers... then I'm a little disillusioned hahaha! 】

[Sister, don't be like this, I already have a picture hahahahaha laughing so hard that my face hurts! 】

......

Almost immediately after Lin Qian replied, someone spotted him and started laughing immediately.

Lin Qian knew that their actions were fast, so he started to refresh after posting the news, just waiting to see how his fans praised him.

Hey hey hey!He taught An An how to kiss!

He is super awesome!

But looking at it, the complacency and pride that had just appeared on Lin Qian's face disappeared.

Why didn't these people praise him for being great?

What is "a small vegetable snake that only sticks stickers"?

Little green snake? ? ?

It's him...

Lin Qian: "..."

Not only did they not praise him!

And they laughed at him!

The unwilling little snake demon bit the quilt and curled up into a ball, her cheeks puffed up with anger.

As for why Lin Qian felt that he was very good at kissing, there was actually a reason.

As a little snake demon who is loved by thousands of people, except for eating and drinking, eating, drinking and playing with the big fat cat milk and the timid rabbit every day, Lin Qian spends almost all the rest of the time in Lu Wei'an. body.

That's in addition to these things.For the rest of the time, he will spend it on the star network.

Read everyone's comments about him, and watch some of his favorite programs, including some TV dramas, which involve various aspects, including emotional ones.

Like these TV series, there is a very strict age classification system.

With the restrictions Lu Wei'an set for Lin Qian, he couldn't even look at those who were passionate and tender.

The video programs he can watch, such as kissing, are already the limit.

That's why, seeing Lin Qian who everyone kissed was just sticking to each other, he felt that he was already a master at kissing.

After all, are they always kissing like this on TV?

Luviana's kisses are different from those on TV, so what does that mean?It can only be that he doesn't know how to kiss at all!

It is precisely because of this that when Lin Qian said that he wanted to teach Lu Wei'an to kiss, he was confident and confident, without any hypocrisy.

So much so, seeing everyone laughing at him now, Lin Qian frowned and couldn't figure it out.

Since he couldn't figure it out, he had to ask clearly.

Lu Wei'an: [Isn't kissing just posting?Are you still sticking out your tongue?Don't try to lie to me, it's always played like this on TV! 】

With a serious face, Lin Qian asked his own question.

These dozen or so words were like a bomb, thrown into a small pond, all the fish eating melons in the pond were blown up, jumping all over the place.

Therefore, under Lu Wei'an's account, under the reply just sent by Lin Qian, the content has become complicated and is gradually developing in the direction of sex.

[Hahahahahaha I can't do it!How could a kiss be just a sticker?Kissing is so, so, so, so complicated! 】

【What kind of TV can Qianqian watch?I feel that when I kiss, I only stick something, it must be under 12!What did General Lu restrict relocation? 】

[Don't say it's true!But seriously, it's hard to find a few movies with kisses from below the 12th level. How did Qianqian find it out hahahaha? 】

【Help!I saw the public favorites of General Lu’s account at Station X, and if you don’t want to change your name or surname, the video I watched is really pure, hahahahaha! 】

【Again, my focus is different from yours?Qianqian only sticks stickers, so who is sticking out his tongue?Is it General Lu hahahaha? 】

[No, no, I have a picture again!Unbelievable, I burst into tears! 】

【Ah... Qianqian's innocence made me wonder if he had been eaten by General Lu long ago, and he didn't know it? 】

[Please stop talking!Stop making me imagine! 】

......

I don't know when the old perverts who had changed long ago complained incessantly while screaming.

Can imagine but can't see, the more I think about it, the more itchy my heart becomes.

I only regret that I didn't find out that Qianqian and General Lu are so good and delicious.

Lin Qian looked at their replies with a confused face: "???"

How come the more he talks, the more he can't understand?

Also, what did An An restrict him?What is only 12 years old?

He is an adult!

The more Lin Qian looked at it, the more sad he became. He felt that he was out of touch with everyone, and he couldn't understand what everyone said.

Of course, what made Lin Qian most sad was that everyone said he would not kiss this matter.

Lin Qian: I am so good at it, but you all bully me!

If, if he is really someone who doesn't know how to kiss!It was all Lu Wei'an's fault!

So, after Lu Wei'an sat in the living room and finished Boning's supper, he was in a daze for a while, thinking that the little snake demon would fall asleep now. Lin Qian was naked and sad.

When Lu Wei'an pushed the door open, Lin Qian happened to look up at him.

In the blink of an eye, his eyes turned red, not to mention how pitiful he was.

Lu Wei'an: "..." Why isn't Qian Qian still asleep?

Lu Wei'an asked, "What happened to Qianqian?"

The crying little snake demon subconsciously jumped forward, trying to crawl over to Lu Wei'an.

But he quickly remembered that the person in front of him was the culprit who restricted him from wandering on the star network, so he stopped moaning again and kept a certain distance from him.

Climbing back two steps with the quilt in his arms, Lin Qian turned his head and accused him: "Why can I only watch TV shows under the age of 12! You bully!"

Lu Wei'an: "..."

This restriction was actually set by Lin Qian when he first started using Lu Wei'an's optical brain.

At that time, Lin Qian was only so big, and for the star network that had all kinds of information, Lu Wei'an was naturally like an ordinary person, guarding against the children at home seeing something they shouldn't see.

Frankly speaking, this really cannot be regarded as Lu Wei'an's mistake.

But the problem is that the restrictions set by Lu Weian have not been changed since childhood.

To say why, there is only one reason.

Luvian forgot.

Lu Wei'an, who has always said that "Qian Qian is still young", really thinks that Lin Qian is still young, so Lu Wei'an, who has forgotten about this, seems to be understandable.

However, it depends on whether the little snake demon is willing to forgive him.

Looking at the red-eyed little snake demon, Lu Wei'an immediately told the truth and sincerely explained to ask for forgiveness: "Qianqian, this was an accident, I forgot to lift the restriction on Qianqian."

Lin Qian believed most of Lu Wei'an's explanation: "Really?"

Luvian: "Really."

Lin Qian sniffed: "Then you cancel the restriction for me!"

Psychologically, Lu Wei'an didn't really want Lin Qian to be exposed to things that he could only watch when he grew up. He always felt that it was not the right time, but according to Lin Qian's actual age, he was indeed grown up, and it was not impossible for him to watch.

Now that Lin Qian has come to sue him, it seems unreasonable to stop him.

What else can Luvian do?Or obediently agree to Lin Qian.

Seeing Lu Wei'an holding his optical brain and operating it for a while, Lin Qian turned on his own again. Although he couldn't find anything different, he felt that it was different.

Lin Qian: I suddenly feel better!

But even so, Lin Qian was still sad just now.

Lin Qian, who never concealed his displeasure, first said "Thank you An An" in a low voice, and began to complain about him after thanking him.

"It's all An An's fault, otherwise I wouldn't be ashamed!" Lin Qian felt a little ashamed and angry when he thought of himself as a "hands-on master" before.

Lu Wei'an still didn't know why he was angry, but seeing that Lin Qian was in a better mood, he asked, "Where is Qian Qian ashamed?"

Lin Qian glanced at him: "Kiss, it's not sticking like I used to. I want... stick out my tongue."

In this way, he is the one who doesn't know how to kiss, and An An doesn't need his teaching at all.

After thinking about it, Lin Qian covered his face with the quilt and rolled around twice.

Eh!How embarrassing!

Lu Wei'an just recalled the previous things because of Lin Qian's words. While feeling a little embarrassed, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Lu Wei'an: "Qianqian...who told you this?"

Lin Qian poked his head out from under the quilt: "Everyone on Xingwang told me."

Lu Wei'an: "..."

Taking a deep breath, Lu Wei'an logged on to Starnet, and soon saw overwhelming comments.

These comments are all, all about him and Lin Qian.

What about kissing, what about sticking out your tongue, they are already developing in an unspeakable direction.

Lu Wei'an looked at Lin Qian, and Lin Qian also looked at him innocently: "What's the matter?"

Lu Wei'an held his forehead: "Nothing."

Nothing really.

It's just that the little snake demon blew himself up again.

Lu Wei'an felt melancholy, but he couldn't think of a solution.

It's getting late.

In order to prevent the little snake demon from staying up late waiting for him to sleep together, Lu Wei'an could only suppress his rare anxiety and go to the bathroom to wash up.

And the little snake demon outside was guarding the empty bed alone, watching the night owls on Xingwang. They laughed at him for not being able to kiss, and at the same time said that he was too innocent to lead him down without telling him anything. He boarded the X station where he used to watch TV again.

Lin Qian: Huh!Y'all don't tell me!Wouldn't I go find it myself?

So the little snake demon clicked on his voice input, looked around like a thief, made sure that Lu Wei'an was still in the bathroom, and said in a low voice: "What is a real kiss like?"

Just talking, he felt a little embarrassed.

The ten words he said perfectly appeared in the search box without any mistakes.

Lin Qian breathed a sigh of relief.

If you want him to say it again, he has to do some mental construction!

After rejoicing, Lin Qian clicked on the top video, and it had the highest number of views, favorites, and likes.

Lin Qian waited for the interface to jump, and said confidently: "I'm so smart, I can definitely learn it!"

When Lu Wei'an came out of the bathroom, the little snake demon who had been wandering around Starnet on the pillow had already laid down.

Probably because he was sleepy, even if he wanted to wait for Lu Wei'an to be with him, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Although a little regretful, Lu Wei'an also heaved a sigh of relief.

What happened in the bathroom today, Lu Wei'an didn't know how to get along with Lin Qian.

Especially when the little snake demon is so active.

He was also afraid that he would not be able to hold it.

Although, under the explanation of Berning, a master of half-baked theory, he didn't think it was a bad desire.

However, when Lu Wei'an walked to the bed, Lin Qian, who was completely buried in the bed, suddenly poked his head out.

The whole face is red.

The cheeks, neck, and even the exposed shoulders and chest were all filled with a faint red.

His eyes were wet, as if he had been caught doing something bad, he dodged, not daring to look into Lu Wei'an's eyes.

Lu Wei'an was stunned: "Qianqian, you..."

What are you doing.

Lu Wei'an wanted to ask this question, but when he saw Lin Qian like this, something seemed to be stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say anything for a moment.

Lin Qian also blushed and said nothing.

In the quiet room, there were some strange sounds of water coming from Lin Qian's bed.

Lu Wei'an's heart skipped a beat, like Lin Qian, he couldn't help but his neck turned red, and a burst of hot air gushed out of his chest.

Hearing that voice, Lin Qian seemed to be frightened. He shivered a little, and quickly shrank into the bed for a while.

Soon the sound disappeared.

But when Lin Qian got out of the bed again, Lu Wei'an was still standing there, and Lin Qian was flushing like before.

He blinked, as if he wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say, so he looked at Lu Wei'an expectantly, hoping that he could say something to break the silence at the moment.

But at this moment, Lu Wei'an looked at the seductive little snake demon lying in front of him, and he had already tried very hard to restrain himself from doing anything out of the ordinary.

He was afraid that if he was distracted again, he would lose control of himself.

In the end, the little snake demon who faced his own desires broke the deadlock.

He licked his lips a little shyly, so that his lips were wet and reflected the light of water stains, and then looked up at Lu Wei'an with expectations and desires in his eyes.

He said, "An'an, let's kiss~"

The voice of the little snake demon, as if fished out of honey, was soft and sweet, and it made Lu Wei'an break his restraint almost instantly.

He took a deep breath: "Since Qianqian wants to, how can I refuse?"

The author says:

Lu Wei'an: I'll take a step back and take my time.

Qianqian: Come on!Go for me!Let him retreat and I lose!