Staff of Six Realms Bank

, swallowed all the treasures in the house in one go, and still yelled in frustration: "You were sent by that hypocrite Lian Yun. If I swallowed you, he would have a reason to fine me, so I won't be fooled."

Fan did not listen to him, his eyes wandered, and he looked around.

"Look there!!!"

Pixiu has a mouth but no anus, and feeds on the wealth of the four directions. It can only go in and out, so does it have chrysanthemums...

"Papa!" Fan Xiaowei felt his cheeks numb, basically useless.

Pixiu turned into a human with a livid face, wearing a golden suit as usual, shit-colored hair, and the hot Fan Xiaowei covering his eyes.

"roll!"

Since Fan Xiaowei accepted the task, he had to finish it even if he died, so he simply gave it up and took out a note from his body: "Why don't we chat for ten yuan first!" , "If you think it's too little, I'll add another fifty."

Pixiu said viciously: "My lord, I earn over ten thousand in one second."

Another five red tickets were drawn: "It's 10 minutes, let's chat."

Pixiu was annoyed by him and laughed: "My lord just loves money, not an idiot with an eye for money." Want to buy it for just 500 yuan?

Throwing down a stack: "Two 10 minutes."

"I'm not a greedy person."

Another pile.

Pixiu continued to roll his eyes.

"Thirty thousand, if it doesn't work, I'll leave." As he said that, he walked into the corridor, and when he was about to disappear, he finally heard a voice: "Strong man, stop."

Fan Xiaowei entered the house refreshed and took a walk around, and found that the inside was empty, the three rooms and one living room had been dismantled into one room, surrounded by walls except for the walls, it was a miserable life.

"Can you tell me why you fought?"

"100 years ago, Yazi invited me to a meal, and he said it was my turn to treat it." As a result, they fought without eating.

"..." Just for one meal, there was such an earth-shattering commotion, don't these beasts all have cat problems?

Pixiu was wronged, "I worked so hard to guard the gold and silver mountains, eat and wear, the clothes on my body have changed, the dormitory I live in, the car I drive in the bank, I haven't had a penny all these years. It’s been a while, I haven’t eaten for several years, why should I invite him?”

"..." The words were so reasonable that they couldn't refute them.

Fan Xiaowei's first reaction was, "The dormitory I live in is not yours?"

"I cheated on others."

"..."

"Why don't you eat, don't you beasts need to eat?"

"No one invites me." The bank doesn't care about meals, he can only eat if someone invites him, but he has very few friends, and he doesn't like to treat guests.

"..."

"That's why I hate you humans the most. There are so many delicious things but you don't ask me to eat them."

"..." Humans said that they don't like beasts like you.

Hearing such a "tragic" story, he had to express something. He ran downstairs and bought a big bag of snacks for Pixiu, which moved Pixiu so much, "I haven't eaten anything formally for several years. have eaten."

While stuffing something into his mouth, he said, "Fan Xiaowei, let me invite you to watch TV." With a wave of his hand, a large screen appeared out of thin air, and it was playing a romance movie that is very popular now, but Fan Xiaowei would doubt that he would watch it if he watched it. A fake movie, the content is a mess, the name doesn't even match, "What is this?" Hodgepodge?

He went to the cinema to watch this incognito, and then pieced it together with his powerful memory, "You haven't watched it yet, haven't you seen it on this phone? I have a better one." He changed it, but it still didn't look right. Horse mouth.

Someone gets it, "You don't have a TV!"

"There are computers in the company." So, why do you need a TV, and don't you need money for electricity?

"..."

"You have so much money, but you have no wife, no friends, and even no food or drink. Don't you feel wronged and lonely?"

Pixiu looked at him inexplicably, "No, it's enough for me to have money, and nothing else matters."

The author says:

Pixiu: I'm so poor, I'm so poor, poor people have nothing to eat.

Everyone looked at the mountains of gold and silver in front of them, Ma Dan, beat this flaunting wealth to death.

He is always called "Pixiu" and "Pixiu". It feels so casual. Do you want to give him a name?

11. Dragon guest

◎Ya Zi is a hairdressing enthusiast◎

The three views are different. Fan Xiaowei gave up the communication, and then tried to persuade Pixiu to let him apologize, but was strongly rejected: "My lord will never apologize, even if you give me another [-] yuan."

"The fifty thousand."

"It's not about money, there's nothing to talk about."

"I think we can still talk about it..."

"It's ten minutes later." The door opened automatically, and Pai Yao turned his face and denied anyone: "Now, you can get out."

"I..." Fan Xiaowei was pushed out of the door by a burst of anger, he quickly grabbed the doorknob and said stubbornly: "You are the one who does not treat guests, and you are the one who fights, damages things, breaks the barrier, scares all the monsters, Which one wronged you, did something wrong, shouldn't an apology be right?"

Pixiu asked Fan Xiaowei, "I don't apologize, what can they do?"

"..."

"Report criticism, and condemn me a few more words, and then, now that the gods have disappeared, the sky demons have perished, the fairy world is hidden, and most of the monsters live in the human world. As one of the few remaining beasts in the world, my Although the strength has been weakened by half, it is also the existence closest to God, I will not admit defeat, no one can do anything to me."

"..." He really didn't know about this, who knew that this guy is such a powerful character now.

Putting these aside for the time being, aside from his identity as a beast, wouldn't he want the face of being the leader of the line?Sorry, it doesn't exist.

Fan Xiaowei was kicked out so ruthlessly, lost for half an hour, he still did not give up, had no choice but to go to the Monster Association for help, the staff took him to an office after hearing what he said, The two people inside are old acquaintances, one is Shu Ruolan, and the other is Wei Yi.

"You are all here for the same thing, you can discuss it with each other, and our association will not participate." After speaking, the staff closed the door intimately, leaving the three of them staring at each other.

After a long time, Shu Ruolan sighed, "What do you all think, let's discuss it. By the way, Xiao Wei, where are the people from your bank? Who is here?"

He pointed at himself helplessly, "Only me, no one else."

"...

"Damn! Beast."

"Heroes see the same thing!"

Fan Xiaowei was also a little curious: "This incident doesn't seem to have anything to do with the human race, so how can I ask you to mediate."

Shu Ruolan began to sigh again: "This time, all the big bosses of the monster clan were involved, and the Monster Association dare not offend directly. But the monster clan is wild and unruly, if you don't punish them severely this time, wouldn't those monsters follow suit in the future? , the order that the monster race has worked so hard to establish will surely collapse, and it will also affect the security of our human race, and it happens that some monster races are not fair, so this time we will kill chickens and monkeys, and we have to be punished."

"Kill chickens to scare monkeys? But these two monkeys have too much background, and these monsters are really stupid. You can't pick up persimmons and pinch them softly."

Shu Ruolan: "What's the use of being too soft?"

But it was too strong and everyone couldn't help shouting: "Even if it's like this, no matter what, this matter can't fall on your head."

Shu Ruolan was helpless: "Not long ago, the Monster Association helped us a lot. This time, we asked the human race to help solve it. Because compensation is involved, this matter naturally fell on our bank."

Fan Xiaowei was dumbfounded: "Compensation? Who pays? Pixiu? Impossible, he won't pay!"

"Don't worry about this. The boss of the head office of the Six Realms Bank is well aware of Pixiu's urination business. He took the initiative to call the association and said that he would compensate for the loss."

Fan Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not easy to ask him to apologize. I just went to find Pixiu, but he firmly refused to apologize. At first I thought that as long as I had money, I could get him. Who knew that guy was so virtuous , A Pixiu treats money like dung, isn't it funny, it seems that the legend that Pixiu loves money like life is not entirely credible."

Shu Ruolan shook her head: "It is true that Pixiu loves money, but you have to know that in the final analysis, Pixiu is an auspicious beast, and he only loves money. If wealth can impress it at any time and drive it to do anything, then it is not an auspicious beast. , but a beast."

Fen Yi, who was silent for a long time, finally turned his head: "Do you know who we are facing? Ya Zi! Half of my head was bald from the encounter just now."

He showed his new look, half of his hair was still thick, and the other half was as smooth and white as an egg that had been peeled off its shell: "The craftsmanship is so good, so forget about changing careers to become Teacher Tony, and be a **** beast!"

"Hey!" The three of them sighed in unison.

Fan Xiaowei saw the signs: "Look at the meaning of the association, does this mean that it doesn't care at all?"

No one: "The president and vice president are all in retreat. Other important leaders are either going out or have something at home. Anyone who has some real power has asked for leave."

"So we were cheated?"

……

Definitely got scammed!These grandsons, they pick up all the persimmons and pinch them softly, they are so bad!

In the end, the three of them unanimously decided to accompany No Yi to get a haircut first, as there was no possibility of repairing this hair, and No Yi let the barber push it all away.

As soon as this hairstyle came out, his temperament immediately changed. He changed from a gentle and handsome little milk dog to a young man with social problems, but he still wore glasses, which fully demonstrated what a gentle scum is.

12. Dragon guest

◎The willows are dark and the flowers brighten another village◎

Things are at an impasse.

Shu Ruolan and Fuyi were disheartened, so they wanted to make a formality and then go back to deal with business.

Fan Xiaowei also retreated in his heart, but he just didn't want to give up like this. If he was lucky enough to solve this problem