Abilities are Maths

"Huh? Why is it here?"

Yi Zhi looked at the familiar pocket watch on the table, and asked the maid beside him suspiciously.In the past few days, she was in the middle of a cold war with someone, and a sign with red letters on a white background was clearly displayed in front of the gate of Xilou:

"Dazai and dogs are not allowed inside."

It stands to reason that it is impossible for him to break through the newly hired guards, but how did this pocket watch slip onto his desk?

The maid lowered her eyebrows and said, "This was sent by a man who claimed to be Zhongye a few days ago."

Yizhimu:. . .I forgot his stage name is Zhongye!

"What about others?"

"I left after only giving a pocket watch at the door."

Seeing the thoughtful look of the black-haired girl, the maid's gaze drifted guiltily.In fact, after that man came in, she realized that something was wrong, because this man was very suitable for the Dazai that Mr. Unlimited usually mentioned to her!

What about "Let me tell you, Dazai is a waste of that curly and beautiful dark brown hair!", what "is so thin that everyone is angry, and his legs are long and thin!", and what is "If you want to talk about the advantages, the eyes are iris color It's pretty pretty!"...

At that time, she observed it carefully, didn't this completely match!But it is impossible to imagine that there is such a thick-skinned man who can sneak in without changing his face and heartbeat even though he saw the "Dazai and dogs not allowed" sign at the door.

As the captain of Miss Unlimited's fans, she certainly can't let suspicious people enter Miss's boudoir casually!So he took a broom decisively and shouted at the man's head:

"Give me a claw!"

"Hey, wait a minute, miss, I just want to meet Miss Unlimited!" The man backed up while holding up his arms to resist, but no one bought it.

"Sisters, it's him! It's this person who insulted Miss Unlimited in front of Miao Langchun!"

"Get out, get out!"

As a mature fan girl, of course you have to learn how to call friends.With her howling, all the girls in Xilou grabbed feather dusters or folding fans and swung towards the man.

"Eh, no, ah—"

Under the attack of many sisters, the tall man was thrown face to the ground, and the appearance of a dog eating shit attracted everyone to watch.

However, it may be that the crowd was too crowded at that time, and the pocket watch in the man's hand was squeezed out and fell on the wooden floor.She picked it up and looked it over carefully. The foreigner's things are quite delicate and charming.

Could it be that Dazai used it as a token of love?

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, but considering that the things were good, she put them on Miss Unlimited's table properly.

However, Miss Unlimited must not know that they let Dazai in because of their dereliction of duty!Thinking of this, the old maid said solemnly:

"At that time, he was just standing at the door, begging someone to give this to you."

Yizhi looked strange: Is the little black mud spirit really so honest?If you don't let me in, don't you come in?

"okay, I get it."

After dismissing the maid, Yi Zhi sat on the wooden bench, staring at the pocket watch on the table and lost in thought.

What does Dazai mean?Let her go by herself?Completely cut off all kindness?Or was he himself threatened?

His thoughts were in chaos, when suddenly there was a rustling sound from the window behind him—it was the feeling of the window paper being pushed aside.She calmed down, tapped the table with her right index finger rhythmically, her expression indifferent,

"What are you doing here?"

The man who jumped in from the window didn't seem to be affected by the girl's cold tone, and just walked over quickly.

One of the hands holding the pocket watch tightened. She was about to stand up and call for the guards, but the other's hand suddenly rested on her thin shoulders.The familiar fragrance permeates the tip of the nose, one breath stagnates,

"I am Osamu Dazai."

Yizhi Duxiu:? ? ?

The man's tone was extremely low and serious, his seriousness was beyond words.He didn't move, but his lips were slightly opened, cadenced:

"I am a pigskin monster."

"I am a dog man."

quiet--

"Who are you"

The girl jumped up all of a sudden, and stepped back three feet in big strides. She looked at the Dazai in front of her, whose figure was somewhat blurred under the night, in horror, her voice trembling obviously.

He moved, he took a step forward, he stretched out his right hand,

"Iam the world's number one mackerel small black mud essence."

She moved, she took a step back, she covered her dazed head,

"Mian, barely able to rush."

Until there was no way to retreat, Yizhi leaned weakly and helplessly against the corner of the wall, watching the tall and straight man in front of him approaching him step by step.Under the cold moonlight, his eyes suddenly became affectionate, and he lowered his voice to spit out the most popular bubble sound nowadays,

"Miss, a little beauty is enough, but it doesn't have to be so beautiful."

A branch:. . .

Subconsciously, she raised the only thing in her palm itchingly, and was about to throw it at the head of the ghostly Dazai in front of her, but——

click -

Recently, I have been wandering around in different worlds and didn't bring nail clippers. My long and sharp nails got stuck in the center of the dial of my pocket watch!Without thinking too much, Yizhi shook his hand instinctively, and then the hard nail just moved the pointer by coincidence!

Gan!

The familiar sense of space tearing, the blinding white light that is too familiar, but this time Dazai firmly grasped her, his hands and feet were tightly clasped on her body, yes, clasps.

It's the posture of Qi Tiansuo, whose love is stronger than gold.

So heavy, dog man!

"Come down, you two!"

"Especially Dazai, get out of here, you bastard!"

Yizhi leaned against her hard, bone-filled arms, staring at the small space in front of her, lost in thought.

Exquisite, red-patterned sinks, milky white tiled floors, and a strong scent of incense.

This, isn't this the Hong Kong black toilet!

This development was somewhat familiar, and Yizhi glanced behind him with a bad feeling, just one glance.It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be startled when you look at it,

It turned out to be in the shape of arhats!

She was sitting on Dazai's bony legs at the moment, and Dazai was sitting firmly on Nakaya's slender legs, and Nakaya was taking off his pants and sitting on the porcelain white toilet to release his beauty.

She could have sworn she just heard the toilet bottom post click!Hope the toilet is ok!

"Well, Chuya, have you released yet!" Hearing the sound of the person on the bottom layer pressing the water button unbearably, his eyes flickered for a moment.

Unexpectedly, the other party seemed very dissatisfied with her caring greeting, and said through gritted teeth, "Come down!"

Hearing this, she propped her hands on the knees of the lower layer of fleshy pads with great insight, bounced up and down at the speed of light, then slipped out and closed the door, all in one go.

Then, as expected, Dazai's provocative mocking sound and Chuya's angry roar came from inside, and finally there was the muffled sound of the body hitting the floor and the door panel, which made people feel pain.

Well, why does it feel a little cool.

However, the glance she had just glanced at Zhongye emerged in her mind.It's still the black top hat, the same long orange hair, and the same blue eyes, but the facial features have matured a lot, the cheeks are very thin, and even the last bit of baby fat is gone.

This is a mature man, except for the height of a sixth grader.

So, where is the future?

"Bang bang bang—"

Accompanied by the extremely rhythmic percussion music coming from inside the door, Yizhi couldn't help but shake his legs following the melody.She pressed her cheek against the door, made a barrel shape with her right hand, cleared her throat and shouted inside:

"Chuya, after all these years, are you still constipated?"

"Is it very smooth?"

"Is the frequency normal?"

Then it was satisfying to hear the beatings inside grow denser and more ferocious.Until a tall and thin figure appeared at the end of this corridor covered with red carpets,

"We meet again, Ichigo."

The girl who was shaking her legs was taken aback, she turned around and looked at the source of the voice.Black suit, black leather shoes, red scarf, a taller figure and a calm demeanor that only belongs to the superior, she showed a clear smile,

"Long time no see, Dazai."

Hei Mou and Yuan Mou looked at each other across the air, their smiles were very sincere.This is the Dazai who met Gintoki with him and participated in the reincarnation game together, and it is also the Dazai who does not have himself by his side.

Noticing that the blue and black under his eyes were still very thick, and his tired eyes that could not be fully opened, he leaned over and gently tugged at the big red scarf,

"Still haven't eaten well and slept well?"

The man smiled without saying a word. He lowered his eyes, and his gaze was glued to the magic hair on the top of the girl's head.After a while, he chuckled lightly:

"I don't know why, but when I saw a branch, my appetite and drowsiness came."

Hearing this, the girl's cheeks were quickly stained with a layer of blush, and she took a step back uncomfortably.At this moment, the toilet door opened, and Nakaya dragged Dazai, who was foaming at the mouth and unconscious, out of the toilet. The former bowed respectfully to her side:

"leader."

"Chuya~ After all, this is me from the past. Is it really okay to be so hard?" His tone was playful, with teasing jokes in his eyes.

"Boss, you are different." Nakaya glared at the young version of Dazai who was in his hand, and then glanced at Kazue's face.

Yizhimu: I think you just took your anger against the leader onto the little black slime!

Noticing the complex blue eyes of the orange-haired man, she lowered her eyes a little at a loss to avoid the unwilling and nostalgic gaze of the man, then moved her lips,

"So are you clear?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye:. . .

"Can you stop talking about this?"

"Pfft—" the man wearing the red scarf couldn't help laughing, he watched the girl's movements intently, with a very gentle expression.But it may be due to the fact that he has been in the top position for a long time, the prickly temperament and easy-going aura of the mature Dazai made Kazue dare not get too close.

"Nice to meet you, Osamu Dazai."

The little black mud spirit who had been beaten up didn't know when he got up. He patted the dust on the black kimono slowly, stared straight at the man in front of his sharp eyes, and his mouth curled up in a usual smile.

The man in black suit, who was taller than him, lowered his eyes slightly, and returned his soft smile unhurriedly,

"Hello, Dazai."