Abilities are Maths

"What the hell, was there a bunch of curly hair talking and dancing with knives before!"

"Don't look down on natural curls, those with natural curls are good people!"

"Tsk, what a sticky curly hair, it looks like you have taken too much sugar."

"Ayin, I call it Q Bomb!"

"Are you from Dunhuang? Why are there so many murals?"

"..."

In the camp of the military medical unit, a man and a woman on the edge are covered with bandages, but their quarreling faces are full of spirits.The noisy corner was in stark contrast to the rest of the patients, who were either resting silently or howling in pain.

Rescued by Yinshi's troops, Yizhi is now in the best recuperation camp of the famous ghost army.

The Ghost Squad——A surprise attack team led by Shinsuke Takasugi, a good friend of the silver age, made the enemy frightened.

"Hey Ading, why do you ask that old-fashioned old aunt to appear on the battlefield?" Sakata Gintoki stretched out his less-injured left hand and rubbed his fluffy curly hair, pretending to be carelessly looking to his side The little boy from the medicine asked casually.

"And with a dead body."

Adding:. . .

The little boy with freckles on his cheeks sighed heavily, and he said helplessly to the girl with twisted expression:

"Hi old-fashioned old aunt, Sakata Gintoki dragged me to ask why you took the corpse to the battlefield."

With a heartbeat:

"Ah Ding, tell some stinky pigskin monster that the beautiful Yizhi Duxiu came to the battlefield to find this corpse."

Unexpectedly, a serious and honest girl would also play such a childish game, A Ding choked up.After a while, he, who has always been docile, turned to Yinshi again:

"Hello, pigskin monster, the beautiful Yizhi Duxiu said that he came to the battlefield to find this corpse."

The silver-haired man took advantage of the unscrupulous actions of picking his nose, which affected his military appearance, and quietly looked at the branch whose face hadn't changed for so many years. A trace of surprise flashed in the dead red fish's eyes.

"Ask the shriveled old lady, what is the identity of the corpse?"

In fact, I have carefully observed the stinky and rotten corpse. The clothes, shoes, and ninja bag all show that their owner is a ninja.However, who made Yizhi appear suddenly and came looking for him on the battlefield regardless of his life?

"You wretched old lady, he said—"

Before the little poor man passed the microphone to A-Ding to finish speaking, Yizhi exploded.She chewed and savored the more and more outrageous address, glaring at the white lump:

"You are a shriveled old lady! I have a protruding front and back, a thin waist and wide hips. I have seen my body and said it is good!"

"And I will always be 18!"

"Oh~" Yin Shi looked up and down the girl viciously, and the dead fish's eyes were full of disdain:

"Just you? Miss Hanako in Xilou is older than you."

Yizhi laughed back in anger: "Hey, it seems that you are very experienced."

"Old color batch!"

The natural roll is unyielding: "Old aunt!"

The black-haired girl clasped her hands together: "Rebound!"

The silver-haired man said in awe-inspiring manner, "The rebound is invalid, and you will be resurrected on the spot!"

Adding:. . .

"Hey Jinshi, this is Xilou's oiran Miss Unlimited! Why are you so careless?" The black-brown curly-haired man opened the curtain and walked in lazily.

As soon as the latter's mouth stopped, he stared straight at the disdainful girl with a dazed expression, and said in a stiff tone:

"You are the one without limits!?"

"That strange woman who looks back and smiles at Bai Meisheng has no limits?"

Yizhi puffed out her chest, with a proud and unassuming look:

"That's right, it's the one who is not talented."

"My god, why are the aesthetics of men and women so deformed these days?" Sakata Gintoki exaggeratedly covered his eyes, with a painful look of being hurt by ugliness.

Yizhi was expressionless: "What kind of plastic bag are you? How can you hold it so well?"

"So you said you left without saying goodbye ten years ago, and you went to become an oiran in the Huanhualou?"

The silver auto-roll suddenly mentioned this topic, and the guilty girl's eyes fluttered. She followed his words and said perfunctorily:

"Yeah, that's right, that's right."

As a result, there are always natural blacks that don't look at people's faces, and I saw another black self-roll from the newcomer—Sakamoto Ryoma looked at her suspiciously:

"I remember that Miss Unlimited became popular only recently, so how old were you when you started messing around!? And it took more than ten years to finally get a name!"

Yizhimu: You don’t speak, no one treats you as dumb, thank you. . .

After all, the girl's beautiful appearance looks to be about 18 years old, which is the charm between a young girl and a mature woman, so it means that she started to play in the flower house when she was seven or eight years old.

"Yes, that's it." She gave up.

"After this confrontation, send Miss Unlimited back to Xilou immediately." A Ding, the background board on the side, interrupted suddenly. He looked at the barren land outside and thought about the harsh living conditions in the barracks, and cast his eyes on the barracks with anxiety. on the girl.

These words reminded Yinshi, who had been a little dazed and complicated just now, he lay down and did not look at Yizhi, and said in a muffled voice:

"After this time, I will take you back."

"Thank you, but before that, can you cremate this body for me?"

She made the first strange request of coming here that had nothing to do with improving the quality of life and nothing else.

*

Early the next morning.

Yizhi stared blankly at the soaring fire in front of him, and the scorching heat rushed to his cheeks in waves, driving down drops of muddy sweat.

The flesh and blood gradually turned to ashes, and the fragile skeleton also became a pile of dust.The blue and white ninja underwear, the omnipotent ninja bag, and the scroll in the sleeve, all of these were reduced to nothing under the hot and merciless flames.

"You haven't answered my question yesterday."

The silver-haired warrior in white stood behind her, seeing that the whole straw mat was almost burned, he opened his mouth.

Oh, and the question of who the body is.

Yizhi squinted her eyes to look at the extraordinarily blue sky today, and the rare breeze gently brushed her eyebrows and eyelashes. Such a comfortable weather seemed to bring her back to the calm and peaceful days in the Qianshou Clan's land.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the girl's black hair slightly lifted by the mischievous breeze, and his dull mood improved.She took out the purple bellflower hidden in her bosom, and showed a pure smile without any distracting thoughts:

"It's just a stubborn, arrogant, cold old fool."

Looking back and smiling, Bai Meisheng is not a rumor.

The young man turned his head uncomfortably, but after catching the nostalgia mixed in his expression, he glanced at the dried flowers in the former's hand with his deviated eyes, and said:

"Do you like Kikyo?"

"No." In the barren open space, the wind brought the girl's sweet and soft words to Gintoki's ears clearly.

"I don't like it, but I do get it," she said.

Although I can't respond, the heart and feelings have really arrived.

Yizhi carefully packed the ashes in a crude broken porcelain jar from the military camp, and the idea of ​​burying them on the beautiful Xilou Mountain behind was abruptly abandoned.

Fei Jian spent his entire life in military service, devoting himself to Konoha Village and sacrificing himself for peace. His roots and will are in Konoha.

If we reunite with Dazai, we can go to that world again later and send him back to his hometown.

Thinking of this, she put away the broken porcelain jar properly.

"Speaking of which, where is the man surnamed Dazai?" Gintoki asked as if suddenly recalling the man exuding a gloomy aura in his memory.

Yizhi lowered her eyes, this subtle movement made her show a sense of loneliness.

"I'm waiting for him."

"Wait?" Grasping the key words, the young man repeated, and he couldn't help but make an outrageous and reasonable guess:

"You shouldn't be cheated by him, are you? He cheated you of money and sex with your face and smooth words."

"Ah, no," he paused suspiciously, and continued:

"You have no color to lie to."

A few tic-tac-toes flew out at the speed of light on Yizhi's forehead, she gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, yes, my life has been deceived by that black mud spirit."

This is the truth.

The opponent's dead fish lowered his eyes, and disdain appeared from his nostrils: "Silly woman."

Yizhi smiled: "Silly lady."

"Gorilla."

"Gorilla."

"you copy me?"

"you copy me?"

Not to be outdone, Sakata Gintoki said, "I'm a pig."

Yizhi smiled evilly: "You are a pig."

Come to see the beauties and gossip soldiers:. . .

Primary school chicken is this?

*

In the evening, patches of thick dark clouds, like chaotic ink, were randomly splashed on the dusky sky like kraft paper.At the end of the sky, there was a faint and muffled sound of thunder, which was deafening and approached the beating of war drums.

Yizhi quietly looked at the noble young man in front of him. The black-based hair of the other party shone purple stars under the candlelight, revealing a gorgeous and noble texture.

She was invited to drink tea by the captain of the ghost army.

The young man's sharp blue-gray eyes were half covered by the long slanted bangs, and he was gracefully dumping Yakult at the moment.

Yizhimu:. . .

What about tea?Is your tea ceremony learning just to use Yakult to pretend to be a not-so-sophisticated b?

I poured her a cup of Yakult from an inferior cup, and the other party finally spoke:

"Miss Unlimited, I heard that you were rescued by that guy Yinshi?"

She took a sip of the drink she hated since elementary school, tsk, it tasted like strawberry.He called her Unlimited when he came up, and vaguely guessed what the governor was planning.

"Yes."

"I heard that he will escort you back to Xilou after he agrees." The young man spoke without haste, but his blue-gray eyes fixed on the girl, not letting go of any fluctuations in her expression.

Yizhi smiled, "Yes."

"Oh?" Shinsuke Takasugi raised his slender and raised eyebrows, with a tentative tone:

"But Miss Unlimited, you should understand that we are not the guards of the oiran."

【really. 】

The black-haired girl's expression remained unchanged, but her heart was clear.This person came to raise conditions, or to win him over, and the famous oiran was a great help as an intelligence officer.

"But it's also possible to create a precedent, isn't it?" Yizhi asked back, looking at the young man with gorgeous facial features with a slightly surprised expression.

She drank the little Yakult left in the small cup, and said directly:

"Mutual help is a traditional virtue, my lord governor."

"The door of Xilou will be open for you."

This time, Takasugi Shinsuke's expression also relaxed.At this moment, he really looked at the woman in front of him squarely, and took a new look at her.

This is a smart man, a woman with a mansion and a beautiful face.Now she is very famous among the senior officials of the shogunate, and the information and contacts in her hands are definitely something that everyone is jealous of.

However, is it true?

"As expected of a strange woman, Miss Unlimited."

Hearing the seven points of admiration and three points of amusement in the other party's mouth, it was clear.It's normal not to fully believe her, because I really have a double heart.

Connecting with the shogunate and also connecting with the leaders of the people with lofty ideals, as long as the relationship with the two parties is balanced, then the channels for obtaining Dazai's news will have the two most well-informed and broadest cornerstones.

Putting down the second-rate teacup in his hand, Yizhi endured for a long time and still couldn't hold back to manipulate it.Thinking of her little friend who drank pure milk and couldn't make a slight change in height, she looked at the young man sympathetically:

"Ai Shan-kun, drinking Yakult won't make you taller."

Shinsuke Takasugi:? ? ?

Yizhi is more merciful:

"Not even strawberry flavored."