Abilities are Maths

"Hey, I didn't gain much today."

"It's good to be able to pick up a few broken knives. What treasures can you expect from these stinky warriors?"

A tall, thin figure and his short, fat companion walked on this bloody battlefield. They used the thick branches in their hands to rummage through the piles of corpses on the ground, looking for something valuable.

The tall man curled his mouth and kicked over a broken arm. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said dissatisfiedly:

"No fart, it seems that this industry is not popular anymore."

"Hey, fat man! What are you doing squatting there!"

I saw that short figure squatting next to a lying corpse, his outstretched neck was looking at something in the dim yellow light.

"Badao, come and see!"

The fat man hastily yelled to the tall man, and the former hurriedly pulled something off the corpse.The tall man walked over impatiently, and he looked down:

"Tsk, a rotten old man. But it looks like this armor is not bad, take it off and sell it to Goro to make some money!"

The fat man couldn't help but spat at him disdainfully, and pointed to a fur collar in his hand resentfully:

"It was taken from the old man's neck, the fine white fox is really fur!"

Hearing this, the tall and thin man's pupils shrank, and he suddenly lowered his head to take a closer look.The glossiness that can't be blocked by the dark sky, and the soft and delicate touch, this is a good product!

"Hahahahaha, God has eyes!"

The thin man laughed loudly, and squatted down to help his companion find out what other treasures there were.It doesn't matter if you don't look for it, but if you look for it, you will be shocked!Just when the white-haired corpse was turned over, a corner of the apricot-colored costume unexpectedly appeared underneath!

Although it has been stained with some dirt, it is not difficult to tell from the material and background pattern that it is expensive.The fat man took a deep breath, and once again pushed the corpse covering him away.

"woman!?"

The tall man named Ba Dao lost his mind for a moment. He stared blankly at the girl who had fainted on the ground, and it took him a while to find his voice:

"How can there be a woman on the battlefield who is still so beautiful!"

The fat man stretched out his hand to test the girl's breath, and a strange light burst out from his narrow and cloudy eyes:

"She's still alive, probably some down-and-out lady who was protected by the last retainer."

"Badao, we have developed!"

His tone was extremely excited, and he instructed the tall man to carry the girl on his back, while he himself held the fur collar and armor, and the two walked towards the town.

"She looks better than Xilou's top card! Sell her to the aunt there, we will definitely make a lot of money!"

Feeling the girl's soft, warm and slender body, the thin man nodded in agreement and said:

"That's right! The two brothers have foresight, and this kind of beauty requires long-term investment!"

"I'm afraid it's time for Ah Yi and the others to only care about themselves~"

"Hahahahahaha!"

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Yizhi was woken up by being poured by a basin of cold water, she trembled all over, and opened her eyes.

The incense is so strong that it makes people vomit, a middle-aged greasy woman with a coquettish dress and big ears, and a young woman who is gorgeous and mean-looking.

Yizhimu:. . .

OK, she knows where this is.

Md can't get through Huajie in this life!

Although he didn't know why his chin and neck healed inexplicably, Yi Zhi, who was still in a very unhappy mood, showed a sweet smile to them, but his eyes were dark and gloomy.

The old bustard with contemptuous eyes shook her big pipe and was not polite at all:

"You have now been sold to the most famous Xilou in this flower street. I don't care what kind of lady you were before, you have to listen to me now!"

After finishing speaking, the two strong women beside her raised the whip and ruler in their hands, and smiled maliciously.

Seeing that the girl had no tendency to resist, the bustard smiled with satisfaction:

"Listen to me obediently, you will enjoy the benefits of being an oiran."

Yizhi's smile became brighter and brighter, and her expression became sweeter and sweeter, except for her cold and dull black eyes.I saw her lips parted slightly:

"it is good."

"Extraordinary power, Caratheodory Extension Theorem!"

Looking at the thirty or so people bound by the extended golden chains in front of him, it seemed that they were all the girls in this building. The black-haired girl floating in the air showed a sincere smile this time.

It seems that after going through the gate of hell, the supernatural ability has also improved a lot.

Sure enough, the limit is used to surpass, and the desperate situation makes people progress.

"Wow, Master Yizhi, please hand me the math!"

"My lord, why didn't I learn mathematics earlier!"

Looking at the screaming women in front of him, Yizhi rubbed his bruised arms and thighs, and smiled slightly:

"From now on, I will have no limits. Now I want to ask you a few questions."

The woman in charge and the old bustard were grateful and scrambled to answer her questions, with a positive look as if they wanted to reveal all their family fortunes.

Drinking the best fragrant tea in Xilou and eating the most delicious snacks here, Yizhi got a lot of information from their mouths.

First of all, she was brought back from the battlefield by the pickers and sold to Xilou.

Second, there are all kinds of gods and humans here, so it is still the world of Gintama.

Thirdly, now is the time when the warriors fighting barbarians and the celestial forces are fighting fiercely, and there is one of the most fearsome Shura warriors on that battlefield——Bai Yasha.

It seems that for some reason, she came to the wartime state where Yinshi and the others were still fighting.

The pocket watch that was originally hidden in the sleeve disappeared, and the golden barrette in his hair seemed to be broken by Kamui's violence.Only the little omori was left out of the apricot-colored kimono, but for some reason, its surface was burnt for some reason.

It's the worst possible situation!

It seemed that he heard the voice of the little black mud spirit in a daze before, did he come with Zhong Ye?

But now that she has become a Sanwu product, she can only go the old way, and wait until Xiao Pozai finds herself.

"Put out the signboard of no limit, surpassing the ones of Yoshihara Oiran, the famous shogunate, and heavenly beings." The black-haired girl instructed the coquettish middle-aged woman, and she asked someone to fetch a pen and paper to write down the details. publicity plan.

The business is so proficient that it makes people feel distressed.

Seeing the obedient bustard with a troubled expression on his face, Yizhi patted the other person's shoulder softly, with an unbelievably soft tone:

"Difficult samurai, ninja or dignitaries, I'll help you out."

"So," she leaned closer to the woman, exhaling cold breath into the ear of the terrified woman,

"Do as I say, okay?"

Seeing the women bowing respectfully to her and hastily agreeing, Yizhi waved them away in satisfaction.

Dazai's expression and Dazai's tone are so easy to use!

One branch of the next life has become boring again.Trouble-seeking scum warriors, rogue hooligans, and wretched wandering ninjas were all healed by a wave of psychological shadows sent by her mathematics.

Oh, due to the enhancement of abilities, the scumbags who are too scumbag may not have a "□□" life in the future.

As for those powerful and powerful nobles, Yizhi personally appeared on the stage in the name of unlimited, pouring wine, drinking tea, laughing, playing the piano and singing songs, it was all a romantic affair.

Only a beautiful woman who has the ability to deter bullies and is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can be called a miracle.Coupled with the vigorous publicity of Xilou and the praise of some dignitaries who fell in love at first sight, the reputation of strange women without limits has once again started.

In particular, she also understands the political affairs where men cover the sky with one hand, which has to be noticed.

Yizhi: Thank you for the invitation, I'm in Hualou, just got off the bullock cart.If this goes on like this, the main business will become an oiran, and the deputy financial director of Hong Kong and Black will be reduced to a side job!

Although it is extremely boring to live with others and give up, but the quality of life is not bad.The silks, delicacies from mountains and seas, and the most comfortable and brightest rooms in the building sent by the rich from time to time will not wrong me anyway.

Days passed by, one month or two months?Yizhi couldn't remember clearly, only felt that the seconds seemed like years, until two men, one tall and one short, walked into Xilou.

"Miss, these two are the ones who sold you here." Regarding this cash cow, the old bustard smiled flatteringly.She pulled the two of them together and introduced them to Yizhi graciously.

Seeing that the greasy fat man's glance at her has become sticky, disgusting and obscene, Yizhi said without thinking:

"Extraordinary power, Green's formula."

"What was the exact situation when you found me on the battlefield?" Looking at the duo kneeling on the ground and crying, she couldn't help but sigh how cheap it was.

"There is an old man's corpse covering your body, completely covering your figure."

Hearing this, the black-haired girl frowned: "Old man? Corpse?"

"Yes, silver hair, white armor, and a fur collar around the neck."

Hearing this familiar and highly visual description, the heartbeat that has been calm these days suddenly accelerated.

The thin man on the side added: "There are three red marks on his forehead and on each side of his face."

"What did you say!"

Yizhi, who had always been calm, turned pale with shock, she involuntarily pinched the half-burnt shoumen in her sleeve tightly, her face full of disbelief.

Is it Tobima? What about him!

The girl took a deep breath, her tone trembling:

"Did you take his fur collar and armor?"

"Yes, it was sold to Kogoro at the grocery store."

"Take it back!" She leaned forward and grabbed the dwarf by the collar.The girl's expression twisted uncontrollably, the veins on the back of her bony hands bulged, and the muscles in her arms trembled uncontrollably.

Hearing this, the two men, one tall and one short, looked dazed without realizing it.

"Do you have a head on your neck to show your height! I said take it back!"

She stared at the tall, thin, emotionally fluctuating Yizhi completely unable to control her language central system.

The girl turned her head to look at the fat man, her tone mocking and angry:

"And you, the difference between you and Yi Pan Xiang is that you are short of a plate!"

"I'm already in love with the scene, and you two only have two words—Chusheng (animal)!"

In the end, she sat back on the soft cushion behind her, with an extremely cold expression, looking at the two people in front of her as if they were looking at something dead:

"Take me to the place where you found me, I want to see the dead body."