Abilities are Maths

"Did the mermaid turn into a bubble and die and disappear for the sake of the prince? No, it should be the deepest despair for the prince, for humans, for the mermaid, and even for the whole world, which led her to commit suicide to seek the meaning of death."

"Nonsense! Then do you know why Cinderella's crystal shoes are so accurate that only she can wear them? It must be because the fairy who made the shoes has very solid math skills! Math is the truth!"

During lunch time, the Mafia cafeteria in the port was full of people, among them were two black-haired teenagers and girls who were arguing with each other.

That's right, it's Osamu Dazai and Kuro Nagao Kazue Yoshihide who sit face to face and eat.

"Crabmeat again!? You've been eating it for weeks, crabmeat."

The young boy's plate in front of him was full of crab sticks and bamboo shoots that the cafeteria only offered on Wednesdays.According to Yizhi's observations over the past few weeks, Dazai has not stopped eating crab meat for a single day. Even if the cafeteria does not serve dishes related to crabs that day, he will still fill up with canned crab meat.By the way, isn't it really boring?

"Well, adding some monosodium glutamate should make it more delicious." Hearing this, Dazai continued to eat, "Isn't Ichiji also inseparable from potatoes every day? Potato monster."

After a long time, the two of you are just like each other!The man in black ABCD, who was watching secretly, shouted quietly.

It has been a month since I came to the port of Mafia, and Yizhi has gradually gotten used to the busy life of social animals from five to nine.The specific manifestation is that from the beginning of applying full makeup, to only applying base makeup in a few days, and now applying lip gloss in five seconds, everything will be fine.

So real.

On the other hand, on the day when Yizhi started working without makeup, Miss Luanshuo from the finance department praised Yizhi who had no makeup as pure and cute, she looked like a sweet high school student.Of course, her original words are as follows:

"When Axiu came here for the first time, I thought you had already graduated from college. Ah, I'm sorry, it's not that your makeup looks old, but you have a mature sense of society."

Doesn't this mean that she looks old with makeup? ! !

Other people's makeup is the icing on the cake, but there is a kind of people in the world who make themselves five or six years old with makeup.Yizhi Duxiu is worthy of you.

Get up early in the morning to study mathematical analysis, advanced algebra and other works by yourself, and try to remember more math problems in your head for emergency use; go to the financial department to assist in the work in the morning, meet the little fairy Dazai at lunch every day and talk to each other, and continue to work in the afternoon , In the evening, follow the civilian staff to carry out the necessary physical training.

It is worth mentioning that since Yizhi stepped on Dazai who fainted from hypoglycemia without breakfast one morning in the corridor of the dormitory, in line with the principle of humanistic care for him, Yizhi began to help Dazai bring breakfast every day.Well, anyway, I have to bring it to Miss Luanshuo, so let's take care of him by the way.

Today is Wednesday, and according to the plan, Yizhi will conduct relevant training on abilities.Because there is a mental attack effect after activating the ability, the tool man Dazai will help remove the negative status of the sandbag, experimental mouse, and man in black.

Osamu Dazai, really helpful.

After continuous practice, Yizhi found that the conditions for the activation of his ability were harsh. Not only did he have to quickly organize the topic in his mind, but he also had to read out the relevant theorems. The activation scenario was roughly like this:

"Extraordinary power: Lagrange's theorem!"

Tianxiu!

At the same time, how many people can be pulled into the different space, how much the ability can work, and the degree of grief and repentance of the other party after the failure to solve the problem are all related to Yizhi's own energy.The larger the number of people, the wider the range, and the deeper the sadness of the other party, the more tired Yizhi will be and may even pass out.

The most important thing is that every time after using the power, a small twist of black hair will slip from Yizhi's scalp to the ground.

Well, it's pretty bald.

As expected of mathematics, it attacks indiscriminately regardless of enemy or friend.

At the same time, unless the other party is in a hurry, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Yizhi will bring Dazai to train with his abilities.Of course, the little black mud spirit will always finish his work while fishing, and there are almost no important things, which is in stark contrast to the next door who also continues to work and rarely fishes and drinks.However, the efficiency of the two of them in completing tasks is frighteningly high. Whether it is a double black or a single player, it makes the enemy frightened.

By the way, with the rise of the phrase "the greatest misfortune of Dazai's enemy is that his enemy is Dazai", he is like riding a rocket, and his position keeps rising. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Chief Mori treats this young man Pay attention to him, and respect him more and more.

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"Axiu, here comes a full set of your provincial certificates!" It was a lively and lovely boy who ran into the finance office.He is a little A from the logistics department next door, and he is mainly responsible for regularly coming to the finance department to hand over work.

Health insurance card × 1, bank card × 1... One branch took the document bag in Xiao A's hand, his hands trembled with excitement, and tremblingly counted the "false certificates" inside.

"Oh! I finally have an identity!"

It's really gratifying to congratulate Yizhi Duxiu to be able to officially become a person again today.

"Thank you for sending it here!!" Yizhi held Xiao A's hands to express his sincere gratitude.

"Eh, eh? It's all right, I'm glad I can help you." The cute boy whose hands were being held in front of him blushed all of a sudden, feeling quite embarrassed, his eyes rolled around, but he didn't dare to look at Yizhi.

"Well, are you used to living in the current dormitory? At that time, Mr. Dazai came to the logistics department to recommend the minister to assign you. He said that the location is good, the lighting is good, the scenery is beautiful, and the relationship between you and Mr. Dazai is really good." The second half I don't know why the sentence is a little sour.

ah! ?Being a neighbor for a long time was arranged by the little black mud spirit!The root of all evil is here!

Yizhi Duxiu's good mood just now disappeared immediately, and his face turned into a puddle of liquid spread on the desk.

Osamu Dazai, so terrifying!

"Ah, did Axiu have a conflict with his neighbor Mr. Dazai?" Luan Shuo softly stroked Yizhi's hair with his soft palm and asked softly.

The soft and pleasant voice of the young lady next to her ear successfully brought back countless tragic memories in the past month or so.

For example, around 21:00 one night.

When Yizhi dragged his tired body back to the dormitory, just after taking a shower, he picked up his books and was about to wander in the ocean of mathematics, the little black mud next door knocked on the door precisely, making people wonder if he had the eyes of the sky and deliberately stuck on the nodes .Dazai at the door was only wearing a white shirt, trousers, and slippers (?), and the mobile phone in his hand looked like the lobby interface of a large chicken-eating game.

"Miss Yizhi, let's form a team?" It was obviously a question, but when he said it, it became a statement, as if he was sure that Yizhi would play.

[!! When did this little cleverness know that I had played it before, and I had already uninstalled it before crossing dimensions. ]

"Thank you for the invitation, I..." After seeing the handsome young man in front of him with a smile of hope, he couldn't say the words of refusal.Yizhi Duxiu's heart softened, and his heart softened towards this mafia boy with a genius mind. Although he has an extremely thorough control over people's hearts and so many tricks, he probably doesn't usually have the opportunity to play games with his peers.

"Okay, wait for me to download it, and we'll play a game."

Facts have proved that it is impossible to come to just one game, and it is even wrong to be soft-hearted towards Osamu Dazai.

"Why are you running! Cooperate, cooperate, you are in such a good position at a high place, why don't you accept Voldemort's head, and see me being besieged and dying!?"

"QAQ I can't beat him, of course I have to run away!"

"Damn!" Osamu Dazai's teammate Kazue collapsed on the spot.

Dazai is really a talent. He dodges in a fancy way at the beginning of each round. He hides or runs away when others shoot.However, the miracle is that just like this, he can reach the top five and top three in every game.

Osamu Dazai, one of a kind!

After tossing and tossing until after eleven o'clock at night, I finally sent this great god back to the next door, and the time originally used to study mathematics was wasted.Every day after that, the poor Yizhi Duxiu had to stay up late to solve problems, and had in-depth conversations with a series of mathematicians such as Rolle and Stoker in the dark.

For another example, the little black mud spirit next door likes to hum songs when taking a bath, or some weird tunes,

"Suicide~ah~~perfect suicide~~"

The sound insulation effect of the walls of the Mafia dormitory at the port is really worrying. In short, since meeting Osamu Dazai, Kazue has been living in dire straits every day.

However, the scene that impressed Yizhi the most was when he happened to go to the Mafia prison in the port a few days ago.

At that time, the finance department's receipts for the torture team's recent purchase of equipment disappeared, and the captain Hongye was away on a business trip, so Yizhi had to contact the deputy captain Ishida.Ishida, a busy man, called her to inform her to meet outside the prison at six o'clock in the evening, when he would submit the remade bill.

In the evening, Yizhi, who was still very resistant to this small black room, came to the prison reluctantly.She arrived a little earlier, but Ishida hadn't come out yet, and there were only guards' subordinates outside the prison.

Looking in through the small, iron-barred windows, the first thing you see is a familiar figure.The side face of the young man was exposed from the shadow. It was obviously not aggressive or even gentle, but it looked creepy in this dark environment. It was Osamu Dazai.There was no expression on his face, and the exposed eye was bottomless and without a trace of light, staring straight at the man in front of him.

No, it might not be a person anymore.The tortured man's face was distorted, his expression was ferocious, the breath of death permeated his still living body, and his mouth was still unconsciously confiding information.Vice Captain Ishida stood to the side, and it looked like this was a prisoner that the torture team couldn't do anything about, so they had to turn to Dazai for help.

Suddenly, that black eye keenly caught Zhi's line of sight, and immediately removed the black mud from the eyes.Quickly, even without any warning, the boy pulled out a habitual smile and nodded towards Yizhi.

[Is that really a laugh?It's just an image without any emotion that is accurately molded with facial muscles, not even an expression. ]

The skinny boy seemed to say something to Ishida, and the latter glanced out of the window and ran out quickly.The handover ended quickly, and he clenched the receipt in his hand. Before he left, Yizhi couldn't help but turn around and glance into the window.

Part of the line of sight was blocked by the iron fence, and Dazai's figure was vague and solid under the dim and flickering light, making it hard to see clearly, but it gave rise to a sense of loneliness independent of the world for no reason.

[It's time to remind the people in the logistics department to change the light bulbs in the prison, the quality is extremely poor! ] A summary of walking on the road,

[But it's been so long, why didn't he ask me about my identity? ]

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Relieved from the memory, Yizhi took a long breath, and decided to put that little trash Dazai behind him and work!

"Well, it's time! Axiu, today I want you to get in touch with the core work of the finance department!" While speaking, Luan Shuo took out two ledgers with a serious face.

Hearing this, Yizhi quickly sat upright, with a serious expression, and nodded heavily.

"Pfft—" Luan Shuo stopped laughing like a schoolboy,

"As you can see, our port Mafia is also a serious big company on the surface, so there will be people from external accountants or tax companies to reconcile the accounts at the end of the rose season and the end of the year. This is the real data inside our port Mafia. Do you understand?"

"I see!"

This is the fabled accounting in the legend, so exciting!