Abilities are Maths

"Hey, you bastard, are you still going away?"

The hotel proprietress with a yellow face cursed and glared at the little boy in front of her who was holding a broken knife and was staring at her fearlessly.

The silver-haired boy pursed his lips, still very persistent: "Where are the man and woman from yesterday?"

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman looked him up and down with contempt.When his line of sight touched his worn clothes, he snorted coldly and said in disdain:

"People just treat you like a little beggar and give you a meal. Do you still think about others continuing to help you?"

"Those two nobles should have left before dawn. Stop daydreaming, and hurry up! Standing here will really affect my business!"

After finishing speaking, the proprietress pushed the boy by the shoulder and drove him out directly.

After being driven out, Sakata Gintoki sat silently on the ground on one side of the street.The dark red in his eyes completely settled down, with deep loss and resentment inside.

"Just leave?"

Where could there be someone more hateful than that Obasan?It's fine to just break into other people's world casually, but he still walks away without saying a word, not even saying hello.

Disgusting old aunt, ugly and talk a lot of bullshit.

The curly boy stared at the pentagram-shaped earrings in his hand, and clicked his tongue angrily.This is what he sneaked out just now when the proprietress was not paying attention, and it is also the only thing that woman left here except for her name.

He squeezed the earring tightly in his hand, letting its hard edges poke into the skin, causing sharp pain.Intense emotions rolled in the boy's dark red eyes. He looked at the endless mountains in the distance and secretly made up his mind.

Someday, someday!He will find the old woman with an ugly name, and tell her himself:

"Math problems, disgusting!"

Sakata Gintoki sat for a long, long time, until the rising sun set again.Just when he was about to get up and return to the battlefield to seek survival, a gentle male voice sounded above his head,

"You, why have you been holding a broken knife?"

At some point in time, a handsome man came to the boy, and the blood-like setting sun dyed his long light beige hair red.His eyebrows are curved, and his turquoise green eyes are full of tenderness, which are as clean as jewels.At this moment, he was the only one in the reflection of his pupils.

As if confused by the other party's unique temperament, the silver-haired boy replied honestly: "I only have a knife."

The man smiled, "Really, but why are you swinging the knife?"

"I don't know." Sakata Gintoki shook his head in confusion.The knife is like a part of his own body, swinging it is all out of instinct, but he doesn't know why he swings it.

The breeze brushed the man's hair and clothes, bringing a fresh scent of pine.Hearing this, he stretched out his calloused right palm to the boy and invited:

"Come with me? I'll teach you."

Maybe it was because the setting sun was too warm, maybe the breeze was too gentle, Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand to him in a mysterious way,

He said, "Okay."

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Hong Kong black dormitory.

It hurts, it really hurts.

As the saying goes, when my aunt comes, the hearse is free.When every girl suffers from dysmenorrhea, she will go to Santu River for a day trip. Whether she can come back alive depends on perseverance.

The unbearably painful branch rolled miserably on the bed, dull pain, colic, and various pains spread from the lower abdomen to the whole body, which made people lose all reason.

"Dazai, where have you been!" Trembling, she dialed the number of the little black slime, who had been dispatched to buy menstrual pain medicine 10 minutes ago.

"Immediately, immediately! I'm already on my way back!" The matter was urgent, and even Dazai, who was usually busy with troubles, was much quicker.

It may be that I ate too much ice cream some time ago, but this time the visit from relatives is particularly aggressive.After staying up for another 10 minutes in Du Miao Ru Nian, the black-haired girl was already drenched in cold sweat and out of breath.If the little black slime doesn't come back, she will find a professional black brother to take the order!

When Brother Hei smiles, life and death are unpredictable; when the front of the car tilts, something bad happens; when the coffin is lifted, the world is in vain.

Suddenly, the phone rang.Taking a closer look, the caller ID turned out to be Dazai's utility driver, and Kazue answered with a bad premonition.

"Hello, Miss Kazue? Dazai-sama—"

Hearing the word "Dazai", she was dizzy for a while: "What happened to him?"

The driver's tone collapsed: "He drove to the pharmacy by himself! When he came back, he hit a military police! The car was also destroyed, and the mobile phone flew out and smashed."

"He's dealing with this matter now, so he won't be back for a while!"

Yes, choose your own coffin and connect with professionals now.

Although the irritability of the aunt increased exponentially during the period, Kazue held back his irritability and asked, "Is Dazai not injured?"

The driver on the receiver said in a very regretful tone, "There are only scratches."

Dog man, go to hell!

Clutching her belly and laying helpless and furious on the bed, she turned over and suddenly glanced at the lower right corner of a leaflet.The flyer is still a normal flyer, it is about the discount of the newly opened hot pot restaurant, but it has a small advertisement that has nothing to do with it in the lower right corner.

Yizhi Ninja Pain took a closer look,

"Only five yuan, only five yuan! How fast, cheap, safe and secure delivery to your door, Ye Fighting God is looking forward to your call!" There is also a string of phone numbers under it.

Well, it's him!Although he is a pheasant god, he will still buy dysmenorrhea medicine.She dialed the phone with the last bit of strength, and she looked up expectantly.

"Bang—" Accompanied by a puff of white smoke, an earthy man in sportswear appeared in front of him instantly.

"Thank you for your call. How fast, economical, safe and secure is your door-to-door service!" The other party showed a professional smile, and the eight white teeth gleamed between his lips.

Yizhi weakly raised his hand: "Quick, it's either a coffin or a menstrual pain medicine."

The black-haired man glanced at the girl's dark purple lips and unusually pale complexion, and nodded solemnly: "The order has been accepted. Please wait a moment!" After speaking, he left the place with a "swish".

One minute later, in the same way, the man had two more boxes of medicine in his hand.

"!" Tears of excitement overflowed from Yizhi's eyes, and she praised from the bottom of her heart: "Long live Ye Fighting God!"

Hearing this, the god named Yato showed an extremely bright smile, as if he hadn't seen a normal believer in 800 years.However, while farting, he did not forget to tear open the package, take out the pills, pour another glass of warm water and pass it to the girl with disabilities.

"Now you are taking the specific medicine. The other one is weaker and suitable for the time when there is no pain." Seeing that she had swallowed the pill, the man added thoughtfully.

One branch burst into tears: How considerate!It's easy to understand!This is the warmth she couldn't feel from Dazai, the troublemaker, and the straight guy with concrete and steel bars!

The corners of Ye Dou's mouth cocked up triumphantly: "How about it? I am a great Ye Dou!"

The black-haired girl is very face-saving: "I fight at night in society, and there are many advertisements for human warmth!"

The man in the sportswear staggered and almost fell to his death: "Are you praising me or implying that I am making small advertisements?

Yizhi rang the advertisement that he had seen in the women's restroom of the Yokohama Central Plaza, and gave him a subtle smile:

"you guess?"

Yato said solemnly, "Do you guess or not?"

A woman who loves mathematics will never admit defeat: "Can you guess, can I guess, can you guess?"

Yato: "Farewell!"

"Pfft——" The taste of persecuting an innocent boy was so refreshing that Yizhi couldn't help showing his first smile of the day.Coupled with the quick effect of the specific medicine I just swallowed, the pain in my lower abdomen has also eased a lot.Even so, the mood is less irritable and more relaxed.

She took out a five-yuan coin from her bag and handed it to the man in front of her whose eyes lit up instantly.When he doesn't self-destruct his image or make funny expressions, his appearance is still online, especially those ice blue eyes, which are simply the king of bonus points.Unlike Nakaya's warm blue eyes, Yato's eyes are lighter blue and have a more cool tone, so when he is expressionless, he will appear very cold.

"Ding——" the other party's cell phone rang suddenly, and it seemed that there was a new order.

Professionals are just different.

"Then I'm leaving!" The man stuffed the coin back into his pocket, turned around and waved at her.

Before he disappeared, Yizhi hurriedly said, "I'll call you again next time! Don't forget the old customer!"

The moment she finished speaking, the other party disappeared in place.It's unclear whether he heard his own words or not.

And where the girl couldn't see, Yato, who appeared in an office building in Tokyo in the next second, murmured with an unclear expression:

"But you'll forget me."

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evening.

[Miss is not feeling well? 】

[Yizhi, are you sick? 】

[What happened? 】

[What exercise makes you so tired? 】

The first three comments are from psychic netizen 1, 2, and 3, and the last one is from Narcissus, the big idiot, Master Atobe.

She posted a dynamic on twitter before: a close-up photo of her temples soaked in cold sweat and the words "life is hard".After a while, she received greetings from netizens.Oh, Akashi has successfully met the base, and he has now been upgraded to the level of spiritual confidant.

As for No. 3 "give me back my daily life, hello", although he dislikes his poor math grades, but the other party is kind and gentle, and Yizhi is also happy to make friends with him.In addition, they felt a little guilty about rejecting his invitation to visit Yokohama last time and instead agreed to Akashi's operation, so they chatted frequently during this time.The goddess of first love, the tutor of ghosts and animals, the boy who licks the dog... The other party talked about everything, and the skill of complaining was superb, which was comparable to the bald senior Anwu next door.

On the contrary, during this period of time, the contact with Fei Jia, a good young man of the times, became less and less.The other party seems to be busy with major events such as building organizations and making donations from various places. He also mentioned that he is committed to public welfare.Therefore, those who are embarrassed to disturb others' business consciously reduce the number of times they communicate.

However, it is said that as a return gift from last time, I also received a package from Fei Jia this morning.It was only because of the menace of her aunt's pain that she didn't have the energy to take it apart until now.

The package is large and very heavy.Wouldn't it be a local product from Russia?Thinking of this, Yizhi opened the last layer of boxes.

Pupil Earthquake!

I saw rows of shiny large bottles of hair restorer laying neatly and orderly.That's right!It is a hair growth agent with a super-large label of "Responsible for your beauty - Siberia ice and snow hair growth agent"!

Yizhimu: "I suspect that he is taking revenge on the warm baby I sent last time, and there is sufficient evidence."

But it must be admitted that the girl touched her shiny forehead, and the increase in the number of uses of the ability could not keep up with the speed of the hairline moving back.

【Is it true that you can only rely on hair restorer to hang your old life?How about going to cut a bang tomorrow to cover it up! 】 She thought desperately.

After replying to the netizens' messages one by one, she suddenly received a notification message from the Hong Kong black government:

"The cadre candidate Osamu Dazai was officially elected as one of the five cadres today."

No wonder Osamu Dazai didn't show up all day today, it turned out to be a promotion and salary increase.Thinking of what happened this morning, Yizhi couldn't help but feel strange.

But when she saw the next private message from Miss Luanshuo, her mood became more complicated.The message content is as follows:

"Today, I saw Master Dazai picked up a boy from the slums and raised him. It is said that not only has a fierce personality, but also has special abilities. He is also particularly aggressive. In the future, you must be careful of this wild and dangerous person."

It turned out that there were other dogs outside!Garbage Dazai!

All right, don't you want to leave Dazai Osamu alone for a while longer?Dazai is only allowed to play tricks and lose his temper, but she is not allowed to get a little emotional?

Get mad, get mad, get super mad!

Just when the girl was so angry that she was about to smash her phone, a notification sound successfully stopped her.I opened it impatiently, and it turned out to be a friend verification from a stranger:

Sweet Cotton Candy: Miss Sister Kang Kang me!Choose me in love, I'm super sweet!