I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Tsurumi's appearance is not the kind of beauty in the traditional sense that conforms to Japanese aesthetics.

In her adult state, her beauty is too fierce and contradictory, coupled with her tall and plump body, her fit physique makes roadside robbers think about whether they can beat her. As a result, although the adult Hemei has a high rate of turning heads on the street, she dares to Few have the courage to strike up a conversation.

Of course, Wujo Wu is the only one who dares to stalk and stalk him.

After all, it is not too much to risk being beaten by a beauty in the street.

But when Gan Zhimei took over the body, the situation seemed to have completely changed.

At the beginning, although she was dressed in gorgeous clothes and people were looking at her, but considering that there was a tall man beside him, Wujo Satoru, who was very difficult to mess with at first glance, he was still restrained.

But when she walked into the hair salon, dyed Neptune Red, and got a big wave, the existence of Gojo Satoru couldn't stop the crazy bees and butterflies around her.

"Bastard woman, I told you not to catch men with my wife's body!"

After performing an unarmed baseball bat once again to scare away a group of accosters, Gojo Satoru warned again with a dark face.

"How could I, and didn't you stop me? I came here as you wished, blame me!"

Gan Zhimei is indeed as she said, very well-behaved, sitting on a high chair in the bar, not giving any more eyes to those men who are fascinated by her, and sipping Wutiao low-alcohol wine in boredom, While complaining that this kind of tasteless wine is really unpleasant, it is better to drink fruit juice.

Gojo Satoru obediently ordered a glass of juice.

"...Do you not understand adjectives, Gojo Satoru?"

Ganzhimei was a little speechless, and gracefully reached out to pick up the juice, but Gojo Satoru took it away first.

"Of course I understand, so I ordered this glass for myself." Gojo Satoru purposely sizzled the juice with a straw, and replied like this.

Gan Zhimei's smile froze for a moment, as if nothing happened just now, she smiled at the bartender, "A glass of plum wine, thank you."

"I just saw you having fun with the rotten oranges. Why, I thought you had a more unrestrained personality."

"Then what do you want me to do? Argue with you? Or prove something to you?" Gan Zhimei took a sip of the wine and smirked at Gojo Wu, "I have never done meaningless things since a long time ago. It’s over, you might find it ridiculous, but that’s the way I am, I’ve always done it that way, and I don’t intend to change.”

"Is it meaningful to choose to die at the moment when the experiment is completed?"

Gan Zhimei's expression became very ferocious in an instant.

"Ah, you know... Edogawa Ranpo is too difficult to deal with, I tried to avoid him as much as possible, but he reasoned it out, right?"

"No, I lied to you."

Now Ganzhimei really couldn't laugh.

"... Whenever this happens, I feel that I really have too little contact with the outside world... Is there any sugar? This guy Hemei's head has been frozen for too long, and I feel that I have become dull when I think about it. "

Gojo Satoru didn't deliberately play tricks on her this time, and gave her a few pieces of hard candy.

"This time it's a special supply, next time I'll ask for it, it's just canned glucose."

"Sounds harsh, but canned glucose... I miss it. I used to steal a few bottles from the doctor in the village."

"..."

"Why, oh, I forgot, I'm afraid the young master Wu Tiao can't imagine what the real life of the poor would be like." Gan Zhimei laughed viciously, "I even know how to use the glucose used to prolong the life of patients." Steal, I am such a person, you can laugh at me, but never pity me, I know very well what I am doing, and what consequences will result from what I do."

……

No one cares about correctness, everyone only cares about whether they can benefit from one thing.

This is the truth that Gan Zhimei understood early in her life of poverty and hardship.

When there is no benefit, everyone's behavior is full of unpredictability. One day may be as gentle as spring breeze to you, but it may be as cruel as summer to you tomorrow.

She is not a roundworm in other people's stomachs, and it is impossible for everyone to guess what they think.

So, she learned a clever way.

Give others a benefit, name a direction, then the behavior of this person is easy to predict.

It is also easier to control.

……

"So, what do you want to say?" Gojo Satoru frowned, "Since you claim not to do meaningless things, why are you showing weakness to me now?"

"Nothing, I just want to talk about a deal with you."

"Ok?"

"Gojo Satoru, what do you think of me?"

Gan Zhimei raised her forehead slightly, and showed her slender neck to Gojo Satoru, like a beast showing its own weakness.

Gojo Satoru swallowed.

"Ah... my wife has a good background?"

Gan Zhimei chuckled.

"Wujo Satoru, you are very troubled by the existence of the Yusanjia. You are always constrained in doing things, and you are always wasted by those old guys with some vain things."

"Yeah, that's right, my time is precious... Do you want to make some comments? Interesting."

"I have a lot of handles on the upper echelons of the Yusan Family. With them, these obstacles will instantly become your help."

"Ganzhimei, didn't you say that you are not on my side?" Gojo Satoru showed a playful smile, "Have you changed your mind again?"

"No, I said it, it's a deal."

Ganzhimei's slender fingers tapped on the bar counter lightly.

"You help me win this body, and I help you become the real king of this magic world. No one can stop you from doing what you do, how about it?"

……

People outside are really deceiving.

Much easier to deceive than the people in the village.

As long as you say some pitiful words and cry a few times, you will receive a bunch of sympathetic looks, food, water, and some old clothes...

She understood how those stupid women with delicate hands in the village were tricked into coming here.

However, after staying outside for a long time, she also understands some rules of conduct outside.

The people outside are essentially no different from the people in the village. They are also desperate for their own interests and use whatever means they can.

However, most of the time, temporary gains and losses will not shake their foundation, and they have the aftertaste of making choices.

What should we do at this time?

Cut off other options.

……

Ganzhimei's proposal was naturally rejected by Gojo Satoru.

"Huh? The king of the magic world? Have you misunderstood me?" Gojo Satoru crossed his hands, resting his chin, and tilted his head to look at Ganzhimei. He was wearing a black eyepatch, and he looked cute at this moment. a feeling of.

"As long as I want, I can kill those rotten oranges at any time. I don't need you at all."

Gan Zhimei was not surprised, she just smiled lightly.

"But in that case, your ideal, your vision, may never be realized, Mr. Wujo."

"I think you have misunderstood something. I chose this path not because there is only this path, but because I chose this path."

Wujo Wu said solemnly, but he was lying on his back with his feet up.

"It's really the answer with the strongest aftertaste. If you think about it, you may have countless paths." Gan Zhimei clapped her hands, as if she didn't care about Gojo Satoru's attitude.

"It doesn't matter, I guessed that you would refuse. People like you are always so proud, thinking that you are omnipotent, shouldering difficulties on your own shoulders, and trying to achieve your goals in a way that does not hurt others as much as possible."

"us?"

Gan Zhimei didn't answer him, but continued talking on her own.

"But in fact, this seemingly kind approach is the most expensive."

Gojo Satoru probes.

"What do you mean?"

"Gojo Satoru, your time is running out."

……

When Hemei woke up, she was leaning on someone's back.

His mind was dizzy, as if he had been punched by someone, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

There was a sweet aroma in her mouth, and she wanted to lick it, so she really licked it.

Gojo Gojo, who had already entered the college and was walking towards the dormitory with Crane Plum on his back, suddenly froze.

"Ganzhimei, I warn you, don't use my wife's body to seduce me, I am an upright man."

"Mei? What plum? Liuliumei?"

So the man with the crane plum on his back became even more entangled.

"Hey, hey, you wouldn't do this, would you? It's a foul to use my wife to lie to me."

The aroma of candy, but it tastes salty.

Hemei took another lick in disbelief.

"Liar, it's not sweet at all."

Gojo Satoru was already so stiff that he didn't know which foot to take.

"Hey, it can't really be you, wife? Hemeijiang? Or do you want me to call you Kiss cutie..."

Gojo Satoru's words were completely silent halfway through.

Because when he tilted his head to coax Hemei, she shook her head and took a sip on Gojo Wu's mouth.

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Does this scene seem a bit familiar, my wife, do you mess with your relatives when you drink too much?

Before Wujo Wu could recover, Hemei suddenly pouted.

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"Bah, bah, it really is a dream, this strawberry jelly is tasteless, it's so unpalatable."

Gojo Satoru held his chest and took a few deep breaths before speaking.

"Hemei sauce, in fact, strawberry jelly is not eaten like this."

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He put the crane plum down, faced each other, head to head, and said softly in the tone like a big bad wolf abducting a little white rabbit.

"Come on, let me teach you, ah—"

"what--"

Wujo Wujo kissed him fiercely.

……

On the other side, the second-year trio who came out for supper in the middle of the night stood at the door of the dormitory, not knowing whether to leave or stay.

Maki: "Does this count as an unscrupulous teacher abducting a female student?"

Panda: "It shouldn't be counted. After all, Teacher Wutian does not have a teacher qualification certificate in a strict sense."

Dog Roll: "Salmon."

Maki: "Doesn't that sound worse?"

Panda: "It's... not bad, but Wujo-sensei also... Poor Junpei is completely dead."

Maki: "Speaking of Junpei, I haven't seen him for a long time, I feel."

Panda: "That's right, I was able to catch him in the library, but I can't even find him in the library recently... It seems to be after the exchange meeting."

Maki: "It's no wonder. After all, Hemei was taken away. He should be the most anxious... Sigh, I hope this kid doesn't do anything stupid."

Dog Roll: "Salmon."