I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

"Master Ranpo doesn't need a stupid friend like you."

Although Luanbu was disgusted on his lips, he was a little happy in his heart.

It's not like no other kid has said that, but they've always given up halfway through for various reasons.

I couldn't hold my head up in front of other kids because of my random steps.My parents said that Luanpo is a deceitful bad boy, and told me not to be friends with bad boys.Someone else said...

Both adults and children seem to have their own reasons.

But Xiaohe is different.

She looks at herself with glowing eyes and compliments him on how awesome he is.

"It's because you're too stupid to understand such a simple thing." Ranbu proudly raised his face, "In that case, Lord Ranbu will explain it to you reluctantly."

After finishing the thoughts in his head in one breath, what Luanbu ushered in was not praise, but a brief silence.

"...Luanbu, don't you think that what you said is a bit messy?"

"You are too stupid, everyone knows this... Wait, it's not such an easy-to-understand thing, let me explain it."

"...I'm sure, there is a real problem with your expressive ability."

"It's Crane Sauce who is too stupid."

Xiaohe, who is not good at words, knows how to use his own advantages.

She didn't say a word, just gave Luanbu a head-butt, and slipped away.

"Ranbu is an idiot, slightly slightly ~"

Behind him was Luanbu clutching his forehead in a panic.

"You stop for me!"

……

The next day went badly.

The countryside is not big, so you can travel all over it quickly.

This is a place full of random memories, father, mother, and Hejiang, they used to live in this place happily, like a family, until fate separated them.

Yes, when Crane Sauce was 12 years old, they became each other's family in a real sense.

Crane Sauce's parents passed away, and she was left alone with no brothers or relatives.

Although Crane Sauce inherited the family inheritance and is not lacking in the ability to live alone, but because she has no guardian, she still has to be sent to an orphanage to wait for others to adopt.

He heard his mother moaning.

"No family is willing to adopt a child of this age. It's just a person wasting his time in that kind of place."

Yes, if this continues, it will be difficult for him to meet his friends again.

Because the countryside is too small and there is no orphanage, Crane Sauce will be sent to big cities.

"Then mom, can't we keep the crane sauce?"

"Huh? Ranpo, do you know what you're talking about?"

"Of course I know." Ranbu looked at his mother with some dissatisfaction, feeling that he was being underestimated, "I don't want to be separated from Crane Sauce, she can live on her own without much trouble."

Mother sighed.

"Luanbu, it's not that simple to be a family member. You can say no to friends, just throw them away, but family members can't."

"Are you ready to welcome a new family member? This is not a matter of adding a table and chopsticks to the family. Although she is not our biological child, if we adopt her, we will take good care of her like you her."

"It's a matter of course."

The mother flicked Ranbu's forehead in hatred, and Ranbu's eyes widened, looking at her in confusion.

"He will divide our love for you, are you really willing to share us with her?"

"Then mom and dad will love us twice as much." Luanbu said brazenly, "This way my love won't decrease evenly... and why mom thinks I'm jealous? There's that little idiot called Hejiang In comparison, no matter how you look at it, I am smart, and I am more worthy of my parents' love."

"Ranbu, don't underestimate Crane Sauce. Although Crane Sauce is clumsy, she also has her own unique talents."

It's really confusing now.

"Why? Running around like an orangutan is also a talent?"

Mom's face froze for an instant, and she slowed down for a while before opening her mouth with a sneer.

"Ranbu, I have some bad news for you."

"?"

"If you adopt Crane Sauce, you won't be able to marry Crane Sauce after Luanbu."

Although the young Ranbu didn't understand the true meaning of wife, but relying on his playing experience and understanding from some books, he still answered firmly.

"Ha, are you kidding me, I won't marry a chimpanzee as my wife?"

Before he finished speaking, Ranbu realized something from the laughing and alluring mother.

It was Crane Sauce, and the angry Crane Sauce was like a little lion, walking over angrily.

"I won't marry someone like Luanbu as my wife. You are too willful. I will find someone who is more obedient and can wash socks and fold quilts by myself."

The feeling of being compared made Luanbu feel uncomfortable in an instant.

"Crane Sauce is a girl, you can't marry a wife, you can only marry someone."

"Nonsense, I heard from the sister next door that she married her husband."

"That's called marriage!"

"Whatever it's called, I just want to marry a good wife and listen to me... My sister said that as long as I'm good enough, someone will marry me."

The mother leaned back and forth laughing on the sofa, without any intention of stopping, Luanbu glanced at her mother's reaction suspiciously, and continued to refute.

"No, He Jiang is too stupid, he will be fooled around."

"The Luanbu is too weak, you have small arms and legs, you will be domestically abused."

"Since you're afraid of this and that, why don't you two get together."

When the father heard the argument between the two, he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Look, Ranpo, can you lie to Crane Sauce?"

"will not."

"Crane sauce, do you know how to walk home?"

"will not."

"Since you both think you can't, why not just be together."

"Absolutely not." The two said in unison.

"I don't want to be a wife!!!"

……

She's been everywhere, everywhere, but Hemei still doesn't respond... No, seeing Luanbu's disappointed expression, she even started to pretend to remember.

"Don't look for it, let's go back."

Sitting in the car in a chaotic pace, although this situation was expected, he was still very angry.

Someone deliberately stole his precious memories with Crane Sauce.

Thinking of this made him feel uncomfortable all over.

He still wants to try again.

So, he yelled and ordered the driver to stop, took Hemei's hand, pointed to a seemingly ordinary residential area and asked.

"Crane sauce, do you really not remember anything?"

……

This is an ordinary street.

But on this street, someone said bad things about He Jiang's father who had just passed away.

The angry Crane Sauce wanted to teach that person a lesson, but was stopped by himself.

"My lord is always like this. He knows everything, but he always opens his eyes and talks nonsense."

Crane Sauce's silence was a little subtle.

"...Do you mean that everyone knows everything, but they deliberately lie and don't tell the truth?"

"Is it not?"

Luanbu bit the lollipop, and said impatiently, "Mom and Dad told me that adults are always like this. They know a lot of things and don't tell them. Sometimes they will become angry when they ask them. It's really boring."

"The world of adults is really boring, it's better to be a child... No, people of the same age are becoming more and more weird. I still prefer Crane Sauce, because Crane Sauce is a little fool, oops..."

Of course he was knocked on the head.

"I've already said that I'm not an idiot, but Luanbu is too smart."

"Hey, if this makes Crane Sauce feel better, I will admit it... As long as you help Mr. Ranpo buy the thick dim sum from that store, Mr. Ranpo is tired, and Mr. Ranpo doesn't want to leave."

"Your physical strength is so weak that you can't walk like this?"

"How can a human compete with orangutans in physical strength, not to mention that I am still young... Pain, pain, crane sauce, if you say you can't do it, just hit someone~"

Luanbu covered his aching head, and looked at Hejiang aggrievedly.

Crane sauce's expression suddenly became very strange.

"If I'm an orangutan, then what are you, Ranpo?"

"?"

"Forget it, let's go back."

"I want thick snacks!"

"No, if you want to buy it yourself, you will call me to run errands."

"Hejiang, Hejiang, I know that Hejiang is the best for me... Let me tell you how the murderer tricked the witnesses into committing the crime in the murder story last time... This time I was thinking hard about what to do. Say it in words that Tsuru-chan can understand~"

"No, chimpanzees don't need to know that."

Xiaohe suddenly picked up his shoulders and ran in disorder.

"I want a thick snack—"

……

In the end, I bought it at the store at the next intersection.

Looking back now, the weird-looking Crane Sauce had already understood his abnormality at that time.

How did the unusual Crane Sauce endure without telling him this?

Because I have experienced the pain of being treated as a different kind, so no matter what, I want to delay the arrival of that day?

he does not know.

Looking at Hemei with a dazed expression, he suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Hemei's waist, amidst the background sound of Wutiaowu chasing flies.

"Woooooo, I like crane sauce the most."

Well, I who like Crane Sauce so much, I am actually being loved by Crane Sauce.

Amidst Hemei's flustered answer, at a loss as to how to respond, he heard himself whispering.

"If Crane Sauce doesn't try hard to remember, I'm going to do something outrageous."

So if you like my crane sauce so much, you will definitely forgive me for being like this.