I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

"how can that be?"

Gojo Satoru was the first to jump.

"How can it be impossible... You who treat girls as boys are baffled."

Yoshino Junpei argued, "When she was a child, she always wore skirts, flowery skirts, and she liked to change them."

"What if she is a pervert?"

"Please don't make such unreasonable speculation."

"Then you keep saying that Hemei Jiang is a girl, do you have proof? Have you ever seen her go to the bathroom?"

"How could this have been seen!"

In this argument like a three-year-old fighting over candy, Knotaba Yuhito raised his hand.

"Well, Mr. Wutiao... you are so sure, have you seen it?"

Gojo Satoru fell into an eerie silence.

Just when Yoshino Junpei picked up the sole of the shoe and Kojo Yuhito slipped cautiously from under his big palm, he finally spoke.

"I haven't seen it."

Then why are you silent?

"Why don't you go get drunk with Hemei Jiang and see if she's in the men's room or the women's room."

Junpei: "Give me an honest question, Mr. Dishonest——"

……

So things turned into such an inexplicable development.

Wujo Wujo walked ahead with pride, followed by two high school students, one walking and one pulling, barely forming a team.

"Let go of me, Knotweed, why should I follow you to ask such things... It's too embarrassing, Hemei, she will look down on me."

"It's Junpei, you said you're going to ask, let's go, Mr. Wutiao accidentally changed the certificate for Hemei to be a male, he's actually embarrassed."

"Yes, yes, teacher, I really need your support."

Gojo Satoru turned around to applaud him, and made a gesture of thumbs up.

"I can't tell at all—"

The three of them walked into the cafeteria grandly, Shunping looked at Hemei who was chatting and laughing with Nitzi, his eyes lit up, and when he was about to say hello, he heard Hemei saying.

"It's barely a childhood sweetheart...is it hard to understand?" She raised her eyebrows nonchalantly, her expression full of indifference.

"It's just being coaxed by a group of wild children, and I became a childhood sweetheart in the playful tone of my parents... Maybe that idiot Junpei will take this kind of joke seriously."

Yoshino Junpei was stunned.

"And I only knew him for one summer, how can there be such a summer-limited childhood sweetheart... If this is counted, all the childhood sweethearts in Japan will be overloaded!"

Yoshino Junpei petrified.

"Then why did Tsurumei introduce Yoshino Junpei in such a way? Wouldn't it be better not to mention this from the beginning? Anyway, it happened when I was a child." Glass asked.

"Because that fool will definitely say that when someone asks about it." Hemei said affirmatively and impatiently, "It's better to explain it now than to explain it later."

Yoshino Junpei... Yoshino Junpei has already started to fall.

"Shunping, Shunping, you have to hold on...Miss Hemei, Miss Hemei may just have a knife mouth and a tofu heart."

"No, Yuuhito, Junpei-san is obviously hated."

"Teacher, please stop talking... Junpei, hold on, Junpei—"

……

Regarding the fact that he was hated, Junpei actually had a premonition in his heart.

Indifference is the virtue of human beings.

With this kind of thinking in mind, it is only natural for me to be hated when I look at the corpse of the modified human in my hand and meet my childhood playmate whom I haven't seen for many years.

"Hey, the client is here, let's say hello anyway."

As if just noticing the chaos here, Hemei who was reminded by Glass waved her hand perfunctorily and said hello.

"Yo, still alive."

But please don't hate it.

Shunping and Hemei used to have a good relationship, right? Why did it become like this... Knotweed was half curious, half wanting to find out the situation for Shunping, but just as he was about to speak, Gojo Gojo waved at him , a reliable appearance that you can leave it to me.

But is it really okay to leave this kind of thing to Mr. Wujo?

Then, in the next second, Gojo Satoru was sitting carelessly next to Hemei... No, rather than being next to him, it might be better to say that he abruptly pushed Hemei aside, trying to make a posture of hooking his shoulders and shoulders.

Because of their poor physique, they almost crushed Hemei to death on the spot.

"Hey, let go, talk well if you have something to say, ahem..."

"I just want to have a good relationship with Hemeijiang, what's the problem?" The man acted like a baby in a sticky tone, but at the same time went too far, hooking his neck and hanging himself on Hemei.

"Did Hemeijiang misunderstand Shunping? She was a childhood sweetheart, but she said something so exaggerated. The teacher was so sad."

"It's none of your business, and I've already said that I'm not a childhood sweetheart... Pain, pain, is this a new type of torture to extract a confession? If you can't breathe, cough cough..."

"Don't say that, the teacher will be sad." Gojo Wutiao increased the strength of his hands, "This is obviously the teacher's concern for Hemeijiang."

"Stop, stop, cough, cough... I'll do it, can I do it?"

……

In order to successfully deceive a person, it is the most basic operation to mix the truth with three points of falsehood.

"Really, do you have to have any reason to hate someone...Okay, I will tell you, please withdraw your concern, thank you."

"If you have to break the casserole and ask the bottom line, it's probably because you hate his indifference, his indecision, and the way he looks at everything in the world."

So this is both false and true.

"I'm not as brave and kind as Polygonum cuspidatum. If I hate it, I hate it. I won't go into the reasons behind it, misunderstandings, etc. After all, there are so many things I hate in this world, and most of them are just asking for trouble. That's all."

"Hey——" Knotweed was stunned by the sudden praise, and then smiled embarrassedly, "It's not like that, it's because Junpei is a good person..."

The unfinished words were stopped, the gentle touch on the mouth and the smiling face in front of him made Knotweed feel dizzy for a while.

"Don't underestimate yourself, Knotweed." Hemei's voice suddenly became very gentle, "In my opinion, it is a very stupid act to listen to the enemy's words on the battlefield, but it cannot be denied that it requires great courage and courage. bona fide……"

Hemei withdrew her finger, tilted her head and winked at him.

"Although I can't do it, I like this kind of knotweed very much."

Knotweed's heart beat violently.

Strange, isn't he here to help Shunping speak, but why is he so nervous, looking at the person in front of him, even opening his mouth has become a difficult thing, his brain is in chaos, unable to...

"That's it!"

The little crane plum was carried back by Gojo Satoru, and hugged in his arms like a big baby.

"It is forbidden to seduce classmates with magic tricks, Hemeijiang."

"Tsk."

Hu Zhang suddenly came back to his senses.

"Spells? Seduce...Could it be that Hemei just..."

"That's right, Crane Plum Sauce's technique is a hint, a very powerful one, it's not a problem to be a love show, the kind that can easily make the □□ ion scattered and empty..."

Hemei: "Please don't say that I'm like a professional junior, I haven't done that kind of thing at all, okay?"

"...Then what is this? I want it all?" Gojo Wu pointed to Jia Ruzi, who was watching the play, and then pointed to the red-faced knotweed.

"It's really an adult's dirty thoughts." Hemei rolled his eyes at him, and said righteously, "I'm just admiring the beauty of this lady, the unique beauty of decadence and intelligence is simply fascinating. For this reason, I want to love her and want to spend more time with him, what's wrong?"

Junpei: "..." So you only hate me?

Knotweed: "..." It sounds reasonable, but something seems wrong.

Gojo Satoru smiled happily: "Isn't it that I'm not a philanderer, but a variation of my broken heart that has turned into many pieces? But I don't hate it, so what do you think about Knotweed?"

Hemei looked up at the knotweed, and slowly revealed a determined smile.

"Mr. Gojo, how do you understand love?"

"...This kind of question is a bit sharp for me. Let me think about it—playing around? Companionship? Understanding? Or the beauty of appearance like you said?"

"I didn't expect you to be the kind of existence that cares more about inner things... Well, you are right, but other than that, people in the world also care about external conditions such as money, family, and outsiders' opinions."

"That's right."

"Throughout the ages, in order to compete for love, people have worked hard to make themselves perfect, to have plastic surgery, to keep fit, to gain reputation...even to steal and cheat, and even to be proud of it."

"That's right, but it's not good, children don't learn it."

"I didn't do that either... You see, things like art are innate, just like appearance and family background, they are innate...I like knotweed, use my own advantages to win his love, what's wrong huh? Why are you stopping me."

Hemei is clearly talking nonsense, but she is so confident that people unconsciously want to convince her... Unfortunately, there is a guy who is better at talking nonsense.

"This is sophistry, Hemeijiang, you want to exchange your likes for the sincere love of the knotweed, what you said is too high-sounding."

Gojo Satoru's words hit the nail on the head.

"Yeah, I've been discovered." Instead of being annoyed by being exposed, Hemei blinked and smiled cunningly, "No one wants to double their investment, right?"

"From a personal point of view, I appreciate your frankness, but Hemeijiang, unfortunately, prohibiting the use of magic techniques on classmates is the same as plastic surgery. It is a school prohibition." .

"Cut, there's no other way... Wait, isn't there a practical combat class in the high school, and the use of spells is forbidden, so how to fight, all hands to fight?"

"...Okay, now the rules have changed to ban Tsurumi-chan from using spells on classmates."

"You are the co-author who added it now, unscrupulous teacher." Hemei slapped the table.

"No, no, how can you say that, I obviously came here according to your rules." Gojo Satoru looked innocent, "Teacher's privilege is also part of my advantage, isn't it?"

A mouthful of old blood choked in Hemei's throat.

"If you really want to use Hemei Jiang, it's not impossible. I'm quite interested in your technique... Chew Chew... Dang Dang Dang, I license you to use it for me! How about it, are you super happy, do you think Teacher Awesome!!!”

Hehe, she just wants to give you a blow in the head.

"Don't worry, teacher, I will be very gentle." A certain people's teacher said so boldly, and picked it up, "Chew, chew, chew... Hemei sauce, your red beans are okay, yam puree is too bland, remember Put more sugar."

"..."

Hemei lowered her head, looking at the few desserts she had left, her words trembling.

"Gojo Satoru, what you eat...is mine."

"That's right, so I'm giving you an opinion... There are too few, even if you want to add sugar now, you will find that it is not enough."

Hemei took a deep breath for three seconds, and said with a smile.

"Can I scold you, Teacher Wujo?"

The sound of chewing made Wujo Satoru's words slurred, but Hemei still understood his next sentence.

"Okay. But I don't promise that I won't fight back."

Gojo Satoru smiled sweetly, and drew a heart with his left hand.

"After all, great power is part of love, isn't it?"