I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

"Hey, where's the person?" Gojo Satoru closed the door carelessly, raised his chin with his left hand, and showed a smug smile.

"Honey, I don't know how you hid yourself, but I know you're here~"

The room is not big, but very wide. At a glance, ordinary people can roughly see the whole picture of the room. The wide marble columns and the irregular wall direction full of artistic atmosphere form some visual blind spots——for the two Tibetans More than enough for three people.

Gojo Satoru pondered for a while, then walked towards the marble pillar.

"Wife, do you want to play hide-and-seek with others? It's not impossible, it's just..."

The moment he was about to be able to see the vision behind the stone pillar, Gojo Satoru suddenly turned to the side of the wall.

"Hahaha, unexpected, I predicted your prediction!"

And on the other side of the wall, as he expected, there were two people - they were so close that they almost stuck together. From a distance, they looked like a goldfish with two beautiful red tails.

But if you take a closer look, you will find that these two beautiful tails are a very strange man and a woman. They have excellent looks and similar heights, but they all wear very similar red skirts, with their hands clasped in front of their chests. The man could tell at a glance that he was a man with a tall and straight figure, and he looked like two beautiful girls sticking together...

It's just strange that the real beautiful girl's expression is extremely frightened, as if she has seen something extremely terrifying.The perverted boy in the red dress was more calm. He whispered something in her ear, then immediately took out his mobile phone, took a selfie for himself, took a few steps back, and was talking to the woman. After maintaining a normal social distance, he played with his mobile phone, ignoring the sudden appearance of Gojo Satoru, who looked like a real pervert.

"Hey, hey, who are you, why are you so close to my wife!"

Gojo Satoru didn't say a word, walked over with strides, dragged the little white face away from Qianzhihe, and stood between the two of them confidently.

"It's nothing, I'm just passing by, if you want to talk about something, just talk~"

He seemed to have thought of something, and a smile overflowed from his face, which made his already handsome face even more charming.

Gojo Satoru looked at him suspiciously, and then at Qianzhihe, who was still in shock, "Are you... Kaitou Kidd?"

The boy smiled, his body was full of youthful pride.

"What are you talking about? I'm just a passerby who came to visit the Rice Flower Museum."

"A passer-by? A man wearing a red dress and ostentatiously walking through the streets?"

"It's a personal hobby of mine."

"Then should I call the guards at the gate? I think they must be very impressed with your personal hobbies, aren't they?"

The boy didn't seem to care about Gojo Satoru's threat, and retorted, "Okay, let the guard confirm your real identity by the way, dear Mr. Miwa Xian."

He bit the three words "Sanlunxian" very hard, Wutiao Wu was startled, but it didn't show on his face, he was still grinning.

"Okay, okay, you're not Kidd, okay...but I have a more suitable job to recommend you than the exciting job of Phantom Thief, boy~"

The boy's face darkened immediately, and he waved his hands quickly.

"If you say you are a conjurer, I still don't appreciate it. I think this kind of life is very good."

"Then let's leave a contact information anyway, in case you can't continue in this business in the future, wouldn't it be good to have multiple choices?" As he said that, Gojo Satoru suddenly acted like an uncle engaged in pyramid schemes, and was so enthusiastic that he stretched out his hand to The boy's cell phone.

The boy immediately dodged his hand with a dark face, and before Gojo Satoru could continue his conjurer MLM scheme, a soft arm hooked his arm.

It was Qianzhihe, she seemed to have regained her composure, and she showed a charming smile to Gojo Satoru.

"Sanlunxian, long time no see, don't you want to find a place to talk to me alone?"!

Qianzhihe's behavior was obviously to stop Wujo Wujo, Wujo Wujo thought for a while, and didn't respond to her as before, but stared at the boy strangely.

"By the way, if you were the one who was in the hall before..." He stared straight at the red skirt on the young man, "Isn't this the skirt you wore before?"

Indeed, although the red dresses on Qianzhihe and the young man are very similar, if you observe carefully, you can still see the difference... The one on Qianzhihe is more luxurious, while the young man's is more simple.

But the young man just said nonchalantly, "It's been said that I'm just a passerby, so don't wishful thinking to add the identity you believe to me."

"Really?" Gojo Satoru turned his attention to the ruby ​​necklace in front of Qianzhihe again. It was very conspicuous... Obviously, judging from the necklace and clothes, this Qianzhihe was the one he met in the hall the person who...

But the strange thing is that the thousand-branched crane who stole the gem looks fine from a distance, but after close contact, it is obvious that it is a fake, but the person in front of him...

Gojo Satoru frowned and looked at the thousand-branched crane in front of him again.

It's strange, I clearly feel that the person in front of me is his wife, the flow of mana in the whole body is very similar, and the feeling of being covered by the technique is also very similar, that is...

"Mr. Miwa, if it's okay, can you let me go back first... It's already late at night."

"Wait a moment."

When Gojo Satoru said this, he clasped his hands together, looked at Qianzhihe, and said to her very seriously, "My wife, please forgive me, I will be responsible for you."

"Huh?" Qianzhihe here has not yet figured out what kind of illness this person is suffering from. Suddenly, she felt her breasts being rubbed, and then rubbed again. She was so excited that she got goosebumps all over her body. kicked him.

"what are you doing!"

"I'm sorry, my wife, I'm doing business...... Aww, I'm wrong wife, don't ignore me—"

Looking at Qianzhihe who left in shame and anger, and Wujo Wu who kept begging for mercy after her, the boy burst out laughing.

He clutched his stomach, laughed louder and louder, and walked towards the toilet while laughing.

"Little detective, I'm here to play with you~"

……

On the other hand, Wujo Wu knew that he had done something wrong, and he kept acting coquettishly around Qianzhihe, wishing everyone would know the relationship between the two of them, making it even more attractive than the previous breast pinching incident attention.

Fortunately, because Kidd's performance had long since ended, there were not many people in the museum. Otherwise, even if Yi Dizhi had to deal with the aftermath, the guards would not be able to resist scoring twice.

Yi Dizhi watched his boss circle around the woman with a stiff smile like a flower peacock, wondering if he should go forward to report the information at this time.

Report it, [-]% will be scolded, if you don't report it, you will definitely be retaliated afterwards...

Social animal Yi Zhizhi felt that it was very difficult for him, and it was really difficult to have such an unreasonable boss.

Fortunately, at this moment, the detective agency duo who had been stuck in the traffic jam finally arrived, and they immediately called Gojo Satoru for an emergency call, and rescued Ichiji from the dilemma-he was caught by Gojo Satoru I sent errands to the detective agency to pay the fare.

"Wife, wife, there really is a reason for this, don't be angry, don't be angry, I'll fan you, okay? Huh~huh~huh~"

"Whoever wants your saliva, you go away."

"No, no, I don't want to let go of my wife, I won't give you a chance to run away."

"...How could there be such a stalking man like you in the world."

"Yeah, Mr. Gojo, if you are too stalking, you will be hated by girls."

A frivolous voice that could compete with Gojo Satoru sounded from the side. Gojo Satoru looked sideways, and it was Dazai Osamu, who was looking at him mockingly, with a half-smile on his face, wishing to be punched.

"You are wrong, Dazai." Luanbu, who was bouncing around, stopped when he saw Qianzhihe. He stared at the woman in front of him for a while, then shook his head, "Not only is he rotten, but he is also very blind……"

"Hey, don't forget, I'm still paying your fare!"

"Yes, yes, so let's treat it as payment for the fare, Mr. Gojo."

As Osamu Dazai said, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Qianzhihe's exposed skin, "You know, I hate touching men very much, alas, I feel a bit bad..."

While talking and laughing, gray-white smoke rose up——

Qianzhihe's appearance didn't seem to have changed much from before, but Gojo Satoru, who was still in a good mood before, was furious instantly.

"Bastard, you are..."

Gojo Satoru immediately ran back to the room where he met the two, but in the room, where was the figure of the young man?

……

"Honey, I'm here to play with you~"

The moment she heard Gojo Satoru's voice, Hemei immediately picked up the woman and hid in a blind spot... She didn't want to be discovered, and she didn't want to be discovered anyway. stupid thing.

She decided to imply that this woman who looked very similar to her was herself for the time being.

Don't get me wrong, she didn't intend to do anything to this woman's spirit, she just wanted to imply the flow of mana on her body to what she would look like when she grew up, and she wanted to use this to fool Wujo Wu's six eyes.

And she, intending to turn back into the appearance of Hemei, played sloppy from the sidelines, and brought in a piece of evidence that the two of them appeared at the same time, so as to prevent Gojo Wu from doubting the relationship between Hemei and Qianzhihe one day.

But what I never expected was——

Hitting it sideways, after subconsciously making a woman's backup in order to prevent implying an accident, Hemei was surprised to find that she was actually a man!

Not to mention a man, but a non-magician... Interesting, even a magician can fake it?What kind of ability is this...

"Honey, I don't know how you hid yourself, but I know you're here~"

There is no time to think about other things, the most urgent thing is to prevent Gojo Satoru from finding himself.

With time running out, Hemei made a bolder decision.

She took this man who had the audacity to pretend to be someone else, and she really hinted at what she would look like when she grew up, physically/physically.

Then, before his eyes came a living person who changed into his appearance, and whispered to him while he was panicked and sane.

"If you don't help me out, you're going to be a girl forever, Mr. Little."

……

"You are bad enough."

After hearing how Hemei dealt with the Kaitou Kidd, the Conan people were numb.

But to be honest, it’s a bad move, but let Kaito Kidd, who often pretends to be a girl, experience the feeling of being a real girl for a while, it seems... quite relieved.

"He deserves it. I figured it out. He is just stingy. He pretended to be me to find fault because of what happened last time... Humph, isn't it what he wanted now? Both of us have seen each other."

"No, actually..." Conan hesitated to speak, although he missed the big breast-squeezing scene between Gojo Satoru and Kidd because he went to the toilet to wait for the fake crane plum, but from the gossip Yuanzi, he got a A more detailed version of Yuanzi, and also learned that Yuanzi seems to have been accosted by that man...

Forget it, seeing how happy she looks, it's better not to tell her.

And I always felt that if I said it, I would be angered by the person in front of me... Anyway, he was tricked into going to the toilet, and he didn't know anything.

Thinking of this, he suddenly realized that there was an extra pair of shoes in front of him.

It was a person who wore the same school uniform as Tsurumi, probably her classmate as a magician.

"Hey, Knotweed, why are you here, shouldn't you have gone back long ago?"

"I went back, but I saw something happened in the live broadcast, and I was a little worried about you, so I came over to take a look."

Hearing what the knotweed said, Hemei happily hugged his waist, put her head on his belly dangling like a baby.

Conan noticed that the knotweed originally wanted to avoid it, but for some reason, he didn't refuse, and finally hesitated, touching Hemei's head.

"Knotweed Knotweed, let's go to that famous restaurant to eat together on weekends. I've wanted to go there for a long time."

"Okay, I'll call Junpei. He's been working so hard in the library recently, and he feels a little skinny."

"Then you really need to make up for it... why don't you just take some supper back home, I think the pizza at that shop is pretty good, I'm going to queue!"

Knotweed smiled and watched Hemei bouncing and running to line up, but for some reason, Conan always felt that there was an indescribable worry in this smile.

"Big Brother, are you hiding something from Big Sister?"

"Hey, did my little brother find out?"

Knotweed looked at Conan in surprise, he didn't intend to fool around like ordinary adults, but said to Conan seriously.

"But can I ask my little brother to help me hide it from my big sister?"

Knotaba Yuhito rubbed Conan's head, his smile became brighter.

"After all, big brother, this is a white lie!"