I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Hemei and Zhenren quarreled again.

Hua Yu pulls the real person, Xia You pulls He Mei, and before the two fight, they are physically separated.

Then they held a mobile phone and continued to scold in the group.

The administrator, who couldn't bear it anymore, Liu Hu muted the two of them, so the real Hemei and the two found someone else to add friends, opened a small window and continued to scold.

This is really no one.

Naohua watched Hemei angrily knocking on the phone, with a ferocious face, as if she wanted to eat the phone, couldn't hold back her curiosity, and went over to take a look.

Then he sprayed.

He knew that Hemei and the real person didn't like each other, and they could tear up any trivial matter, but he didn't expect it to be because of this kind of thing...

[Hemei: Of course women are more important than men... Can you have children, can you? 】

[Realist: Of course I can! 】

As he spoke, he dumped a photo of his female body in a jk suit.

[Realist: I can change, can you?Don't tell me you can use that elementary school chicken body to have children! 】

[Hemei: Who do you look down on, I can too! 】

As she said that, she also threw a photo in the past. She is fair and beautiful with long legs, and her face is noble and glamorous. It is obvious that she took a selfie when she was engaged in Gojo Satoru.

[Realist: Fart, you won’t be able to give birth even if you change, the curse spirit has no reproductive organs, so give birth to a fart! 】

[Hemei: ... aren't you also a curse spirit?you have? 】

[Realist: I can change! 】

[Hemei: I've been certified by Gojo Wu and Six Eyes. Do you think I can give birth! 】

Ah this...

Fake Xiayou looked at the two of them fighting each other. Although as an old man, he couldn't keep up with the ideas of these two new-age curse spirits, he very much agreed with the two's idea of ​​persecuting each other to have children.

So he continued to read.

But looking at it, he felt something was wrong.

These two are already arguing about whether they can have a baby if they find someone to open a room, why Hemei still looks like a primary school student... and where did those pictures come from, when did she go to the hotel with others to take pictures.

"Oh, this one... I used to take pictures when I had nothing to do." She casually said to the fake oil, and continued to write on the phone... At this time, the progress on the chat box had reached the foreplay.

"Do you think this is useful? If I can use this to trick a real person and get fucked, I'll earn my blood!"

Looking at Hemei's simple yet bright smile, Fake Oil instantly understood.

What about fishing here with you two little bastards?

As long as there was no movement from the sound, he didn't need to ask Hua Yu to know that the real person was also sitting safely in the base.

Although the imaginary two gifted 'children' were gone, and the gap in fake oil was a bit big, he tried his best to maintain a good attitude and ran to read a book.

But what he never expected was——

Not long after, Hemei came over angrily and complained to him

"Xia You Xia You, Daoist is a bastard, he didn't go out at all!"

That's for sure, you are not stupid, the one on the other side is also raped.

"He lied, I checked, the pain of giving birth to a woman is the highest level 12, it is impossible to be as painless as he said... He lied to me!"

"..."

He was wrong, he actually thought that He Mei went to ask Hua Yu...he was naive.

"The highest level of pain is level 12, how can it be painless!"

"...Actually, it really doesn't hurt that much."

"Fart, have you ever given birth? Don't stay here without practice..."

This... To be honest, he really did.

Probably because of the fake oil's silence, Hemei choked up for a moment, and then her eyes widened.

"Hey, hey, it can't be... I know that a man can have children with the current scientific level, but are you so hot, Xia You? You can't tell at all..."

"No, it's not what you imagined..." Xia You half covered her face, her attitude of neither denying nor wanting to continue talking aroused Hemei's strong interest.

"What is that like? Apart from using science and technology to make men pregnant in October, is there anything else?"

Xia You pondered for a long time, revealing one eye.

"You really want to know?"

"miss you!"

"Then let's do it this way." Xia Youjie listened to him, his tone soft and gentle, leaving a shiver in Hemei's ear.

"If you do this, I'll tell you..."

……

Shocked Hemei for a whole year.

"No, Xia You, you actually... No, shouldn't I call you Xia You, I..."

"It's okay, just call me by my name." With a virtuous smile on his face, "Anyway, I've changed my name a lot, so it doesn't matter what I was called before."

Hemei pondered for a while, and then said, "It's fine, but you really dare to tell me this, after all, once you know your technique, it will be fatal..."

Xia You gently covered her mouth with her index finger, "Because crane plums are different, aren't they?"

She rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Then if you are capable, don't be bound!"

"It's just in case." He didn't get annoyed when Hemei told her the truth, he still looked kindly, looking at Hemei angrily and amusedly, "After all, there are many strange abilities in this world, so we have to guard against them. "

"You always use a lot of reasons to convince people..." Hemei stopped asking, and asked about having a baby instead.

"Even if you changed to a woman's body, you wouldn't take the initiative to have children, right? I wouldn't be happy to change it to me..."

"That's different..." Jiayou said kindly, the soft sunlight hit him, giving him a layer of divine radiance...

Obviously, it's not like this has never happened before, but I don't know if it's a psychological effect. In a trance, Hemei feels that this is the legendary glory of motherhood.

"If you have an unimaginably long time like me, you can't help but try to do something that ordinary people don't seem to be able to do."

"...If you bully me again, I'll regret it." Hemei said angrily, "Tell me, I won't believe it anymore, and you still do things that are not good..."

Fake oil smiled slightly, and did not deny it, "Nobody does things without counting the benefits, right? Look at the women nowadays, if they can support themselves, most of them don't want to get married and have children, don't they?"

"You're the only one with a lot of nonsense!" Saying this, Hemei already agreed with the fake oil's words in her heart, "What about you, what are your benefits?"

"That's another story... What do you want in exchange for this transaction?" Xia You embraced Hemei intimately, as if she wanted to kiss her, but Hemei turned her head sideways to avoid it.

"Hey, although I promised you...but give me some time, it feels disgusting to come here suddenly."

The fake oil is not annoyed, he stares at her like an ignorant child, which really makes Hemei feel a little sick.

"As you said, I made a deal with that man. I used her dead wife's body to give birth to a child with the blood of both of them, and I also received a reward that satisfied me."

"and then?"

"Then...then it has nothing to do with the topic of having a child, Hemei." He squinted his eyes, his slender eyes were full of scrutiny, "What do you care about that child?"

"It's nothing, isn't there no evidence? It all depends on your mouth. If you make it up, wouldn't I be bloody?" Hemei laughed, and the fake oil didn't expose her, she just glanced at her with a smile and warned her.

"Since I have established a bondage with you, I will not use false information to deal with you. No one wants to know the fate of violating the bondage... Believe me, you don't want to know either."

"Haha, it doesn't matter, anyway, I have established a bondage with you that I will not tell this matter, so it doesn't matter if you tell me~"

Hemei tried to act coquettishly, she didn't know if her skills were good or not, but it was obvious that she didn't dare to use her spells to seduce Fake Oil.

Fake Oil didn't know whether she was really following her or pretending, so she squinted her eyes in satisfaction, stretched out a hand to stroke her left hair, and said to her very kindly.

"Okay, if you really want to know, just set up another bondage."

He pointedly raised his fingers, and his voice was as attractive as his fox eyes.

"I tell you, how about you just have a baby with me?"

Hemei's reaction was also very good, she immediately turned over in a kite, jumped out of the window, ran back to the college overnight without looking back, rushed into Wujou's dormitory and woke Wujou up.

Sleepy-eyed Gojo Satoru saw it was Hemei, stunned for a moment, covered his naked upper body and looked like a shy girl, "Oh, I hate it, you actually attacked Gojo-sensei at night... Teacher, I'm not ready yet. !"

Probably because the fake oil words were too powerful, Hemei didn't respond to Wujo Wu's daily flirting, and complained to him, "I was just wooed by a very young old man."

Ah this...

Gojo Satoru was also stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say, and subconsciously blurted out, "He can't be a pedophile."

"Go away, that's not what he meant... He said he wanted to have a baby with me."

???

Gojo Satoru was even more puzzled now.

He looked up and down the crane plum... Very good, still less than 1.5 meters tall, with slender limbs, chest flatter than a pan, and hip line without any ups and downs, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it can bear children.

But for some reason, looking at Hemei's reddish eye sockets and the faint blush on her cheeks due to long-term exercise, she hesitated to speak but stopped biting her lower lip, revealing clear and lovely lips... She couldn't stop panting The ups and downs of the body looked extraordinarily vivid, and Gojo Gojo subconsciously turned his face to the side of such a healthy and different crane plum, saying with some embarrassment.

"Then, this is sexual harassment, you call back, I support you."

"But I can't beat... No, I can't beat him."

Hemei was obviously aggrieved because of this, and she looked a little depressed.

"Then I'll call you back... You tell me his name, and I'll call you back tomorrow morning."

Hemei was a little surprised when she heard this.

"Hey, Wutiao teacher, you actually said that, I'm really surprised... I thought you would teach me a lesson and let me call back..."

For some reason, Gojo Satoru, who was asked back by Hemei, was a little hesitant. Finally, under Hemei's curious eyes, he covered his face angrily, and said angrily, "Ah, I can beat you There are still a few more, probably those old oranges... You won’t be happy if I help you call them back, hum.”

No, this one is old, but it's really not your old oranges.

This is already at the level of a century-old tangerine peel.

Hemei looked at him in a complicated way, "No, you misunderstood...Forget it, don't mention it, I have already refused."

Just a little scared.

As if seeing Hemei's insincere words, Gojo Satoru seemed a little angry, but he didn't know why he was so angry. He patted the bed and motioned Hemei to sit over.

After Hemei sat down, he seemed to feel that the position was too intimate again, his body froze for a moment, he didn't know whether to leave or continue.

"what happened?"

Probably because the two were too close, he also smelled a faint smell of sweat from Hemei's body, mixed with some unidentifiable smell, which was not annoying, but had a desire to get close.

Wujo Gojo sat upright, patted the bed on the other side, looked at the sky and the earth but didn't dare to look at her, and said solemnly, "In that case, then teacher, I will kindly take you in for a night."

After that, he slowly got up, as if he was reluctant to part with the bed, hesitating to speak and watching Hemei hugging his pillow and mattress without saying a word, as if preparing to make a floor under his bed.

"Crane plum..."

"Well, I said if, if..."

He turned his back to Hemei, but his trembling tone showed that the matter was extraordinarily abnormal.

"If Hemei grows up, is she willing to have a child with me...ah no..."

Before he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru had already been kicked out of the dormitory by Hemei firmly.

"Pervert, you—"

However, what Gojo Satoru couldn't see was that Hemei, who scolded him angrily at this time, also had a deep blush on his face that spread to the roots of his ears.

……

The next day—

Fake Oil received a game screenshot from Hemei.

I saw a man with a crane plum on his head booing and greeting a woman named Xia Youjie in the delivery room.

Yes, they have a baby.

[Hemei: Alright, the baby is born, I don't want that news, you can tell me another. 】

[Hemei: Xia You, do you think it was done by a man or by a woman?I think you have a lot to say about this. 】

The fake oil who thought he was well-educated gave her a word back.

[Xia Youjie: Get out! 】