I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

When people drink too much, they like to play some excessive games.

Like now-

Ye Qiangwei and Maki drank too much, hooked each other's shoulders and began to tell jokes. Fuhei drank a few sips of beer, but didn't dare to drink more, probably because he was afraid that those who drank too much would cause trouble.Goujuan didn't dare to drink because of the spell problem, so he sipped the juice with a straw in small sips.Pandas are cursed so there is no need to drink, Gojo Satoru and Hemei don't drink at all...

Good guy, tonight's drunk MVPs are Wild Rose and Maki.

"Hey, hey, what kind of woman do you like?" Maki hooked Gouju's shoulder, Gouju subconsciously wanted to run away, but Wild Rose was beating and drumming, while hugging Gouju's arm, completely blocked The retreat of the dog roll.

Gou Juan (pulling up his collar in a panic): "Muyuhua!"

"Ah, what did you say? There is no such person named Mu Yuhua in the school..." Wild Qiangwei was probably in a daze, thinking that Gou Juan said that someone she didn't know was lying to her, and used joint skills.

"Tell me, tell me someone I know...Who is your favorite opposite sex in school?"

Gou Juan (barking shrill): Muyuhua——

……

In the end, although the poor dog Juan was rescued by a few people who were still awake, this strange game was somehow left behind.

"Well, let's do the simplest one first." Gojo Satoru clapped his hands, tilted his head and looked at the panda cutely.

"Panda, who is your favorite opposite sex in school?"

The panda suddenly looked embarrassed, "Is there a mother in the school?"

"...There is no race limit. If you can answer it well, it's okay to be the bitch at the school gate."

"Ah... I'd better choose someone." The panda turned its head between Maki, Ye Qiangwei and Hemei, "I choose Maki."

"Okay, one vote for Maki." Gojo Satoru dug out a notebook from somewhere, quickly jotted it down, then turned to look at Fukuro Hui, "Hui, what about you?"

"Why should I answer...uh..." Fu Heihui, who was about to refuse, was instantly locked by Ye Qiangwei, "Quickly say, boys who don't fit in will not be welcomed by girls."

Fu Heihui wondered who would want such a welcome, but considering that Wild Rose was still eyeing him, he pondered for a moment before speaking.

"Senior Yi Gu."

Five: "No, no, gender is still stuck, Hui wants to choose the opposite sex."

"..." Why did he play this kind of game of choosing one from three? Does he not want to choose any of these three women?

"Huh? Fu Hei, what do you mean?" Wild Qiangwei's throat lock became more and more superb, "Don't you choose us when you choose men?"

Under the situation where life is threatened, the lesser of two evils, Fu Hei resolutely chose the one who persecutes him the least, "Sister Maki, I choose Sister Maki... Uh, why don't you let go...cough cough ..."

I saw Ye Qiangwei staring at Fu Heihui, her eyes were red like lanterns.

"I'm the one who locks you up. There are only three boys voting. If you don't vote for me, I'll have zero votes? West——"

Ignoring the background sound caused by Shifu Heihui's wrong decision, Gojo Satoru started the next round with great interest.

"Bingo! Two votes for Maki, the second grade wins!!!"

"Next is Teacher Wutiao. Teacher Wutiao is very nervous. Although this is not a decisive vote, it will also affect the self-esteem of the remaining two women who have 0 votes. What should I do? Who should I choose..."

Hemei looked at Wujo Wu with a speechless face, he played a lot.

"Mr. Wutiao, please give the ticket to Wild Rose, I don't care."

"Huh? I don't want it. I would rather get zero votes from Mr. Wutiao."

"..." The ruthless Gojo Satoru immediately made a choice, "Maki three votes."

"You don't even hesitate to hesitate? Teacher, you will get zero votes." Panda couldn't help but start to worry about Gojo Satoru. It's not that he has good intentions, but he is just afraid that this naive adult will play tricks and do something embarrassing if he gets zero votes. It's ridiculous.

After all, it wasn't the first time he did this.

"Ha, what a joke, even if you are as blind as a bat, it is impossible for someone to ignore the peerless beauty of Wu Tiao."

Maki: "I vote for Panda."

Wild Rose: "Fu Hei."

Hemei: "Huihui."

"Hey hey hey, how could this happen!" Gojo Gojo paled in shock, his voice changed his tone in surprise, "Girls, you can't do things against your heart just out of impulse... so, teacher Give you a chance, three two one..."

Maki: "Ah, this person is so disgusting...I changed it, and I also choose Fuhei."

Wild Rose: "Really, I chose Fu Hei, the traitor, because I didn't want to go against my will. After all, there is no choice."

Hemei: "...It doesn't matter if you have Wutiao teacher or not. I really like Huihui's answer about the type I like. Full marks. I am following my heart now."

Although he felt that Gojo Wu deserved it, but seeing him turn his back and cover his shoulders, looking like a rebellious lonely old man in the autumn wind, as the most humane panda in the audience, he hesitated.

... Although there are doubts about being broken in love, he is the one who paid for it anyway, so let's comfort him a few words.

Panda thought so, and put on Gojo Satoru's shoulder.

"Teacher Wutiao, everyone is just playing casually..."

"Why, Panda, do you think this plan is fun too?" Gojo Satoru turned his head, holding the phone with his eyes shining.

"Look, the latest variety show project - to see who is the most popular, the contestants randomly select a bar, and the member who can strike up the most conversations at the same time wins... Dangdangdang, it's time for you children to experience the charm of adults .”

The panda looked at the excited Gojo Satoru, and immediately took three steps back, shaking his head in horror.

"Teacher Wutiao, clear your mind... Do you want a panda to play the Neptune project? It's too much!"

……

Gojo Satoru's Neptune plan was unanimously opposed by everyone. In the end, a few people were bored and began to ask the winner's declaration.

Maki: "Only a fool will take this kind of casual choice of one of three things seriously. Don't worry, I'm not interested in finding a partner. Let's talk about it when I become the head of a Zen monastery."

Panda (crazyly wiping tears): "I don't feel at ease after hearing you say that... Yi Gu..."

Maki (mouth twitches): "The corners of the mouth twitch, I knew you would be like this, so I dare not choose Yi Gu."

……

Fu Heihui: "There's nothing to say, just like Miss Maki, it's just a game of choosing one of three. I won't have any unrealistic fantasies about my classmates just because everyone chose me."

Wild Rose: "You're a smart boy."

Hemei: "...There's no need to underestimate yourself so much. To be honest, from appearance to personality, Huihui actually quite fits my concept of mate selection."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Panda (surprised): "Hey, hey, can we still be a couple just by playing a random game today... No, Hemei, Junpei will be very sad."

Hemei: "Senior Panda, please don't tie me up with Shunping, we are just friends...you will make me feel rebellious."

The panda covered his mouth at the speed of light, and a few words came out from the crack of his mouth, to the effect that you thought he hadn't said anything.

Gojo Satoru, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, suddenly raised his hand: "Hemeijiang, I have a question."

Hemei: "You're making me feel like I'm the teacher... For the sake of paying the bill, let me ask."

Gojo Satoru: "He Mei Jiang is the kind of person who will attack when he likes it, right?"

Hemei: "Yes, I am timely hedonism."

Gojo Wu: "Then Hemei, why didn't you pursue Fu Hei? Is there any deep-seated reason?"

Fu Heihui (premonition that something is going wrong): "Hey, Teacher Wutiao, don't make trouble."

Hemei: "Actually, there is no deep-seated reason. It's very simple. The first impression is not very good... When I first saw Fu Heihui, I thought he was the prison boss you sent to watch over me."

Gojo Satoru: "Pfft——"

"There's more, it's just..." Hemei jumped off the seat, walked to Fu Heihui's side, looked down at his face for a while, and when she saw that he was panicking, she suddenly grabbed his hair.

"Yes, that's true. I hate sea urchin heads. Huihui is much more pleasing to the eye... How about this? If you change your hairstyle, I'll come after you, okay?"

Gojo Satoru looked at Fu Heihui with his hair down, with a pale face, and opened his mouth to vomit.

"No, this reminds me of some bad things... It makes my hands itchy just looking at it, and I feel like letting go."

Fu Heihui pulled Hemei's hand down calmly, and her hair turned back into a sea urchin head.

"Calm down, I didn't intend to change my hairstyle."

……

After drinking two glasses of fruit juice to subdue the shock, Gojo Satoru made a comeback again, he said with Hemei's sign language earnestly.

"Actually, in terms of appearance, Mr. Wutiao is the most handsome present."

Hemei looked at him indifferently, feeling that she had no worldly desires for this so-called half-handsome face, "Oh, as long as you are happy."

"What I said is true, true!" Wujo Wu pouted dissatisfiedly, and in a trance, Hemei couldn't help but think of Sanwaxian.

He also likes this pout, very cute.

"Speaking of which, Hemeijiang has never seen me take off the blindfold." Gojo Satoru put one hand on the blindfold and looked at her eagerly, "Would you like to watch it? Today's Wutiao handsome guy will be broadcast for free."

"Co-author, you are still a paid channel." Thinking of Sanlun Xian, Hemei was a little upset, and her tone became harsh, "I don't want it anymore, I'm afraid you will find out that the sun is layered after you take off the mask, and feel inferior."

"Pfft hahaha..."

"It seems to be the case, Mr. Wutiao, does your No Lower Limit protect against ultraviolet rays?"

Wujo Wu was not angry when he heard that Hemei was so angry, he put her hand on the blindfold, and said very confidently, "Hemei sauce, don't you know if you look at it yourself?"

This guy is really confident.

Hemei thought that if she didn't agree with him, maybe this guy would continue to pester her, so she hummed and took off the blindfold.

"!!!"

Gojo Satoru widened his uniquely beautiful blue eyes, and winked at Tsurumi.

"How about it, isn't Mr. Wutiao extremely handsome, super handsome, I allow you to spend 10 minutes organizing words to praise me... Oh, why are you beating me, Hemeijiang?"

"I hit you bastard today." Three rounds of strings, three rounds of your uncle.

Hemei casually picked up the broom in the corner, and chased Wutiao Wu, punching to the flesh, and the stick was windy, Wutiao Wu jumped up and down and ran all over the room.

"Hey, hey, why are you crazy, Hemeijiang, I didn't mess with you today... Pain, pain, why are you hitting me!"

"I still need to find a reason for beating you? You stop for me!"

"Stop, stop hitting, stop, I fell out of love today, Hemei Jiang, can you let me go?"

Hemei cried out with a bang, and while she was crying, she chased Wujou, with a weeping and aggrieved face, as if she was the one being beaten.

Gojo Satoru suddenly went crazy.

"Why on earth are you crying? It's me who was beaten, and I'm also the one who lost love... ah——"

"I'm also broken in love! Can't you?"

Gojo Satoru choked. He looked at the plum blossoms in the rain, and took out his mobile phone to look at himself in the camera. He suddenly realized.

"Hemeijiang, it doesn't have to be like this. Although I don't have a teacher-student relationship, you can try it after graduation. After all, I'm not a cold-blooded guy..."

Hemei cried even louder when she heard this.

"Wujo Wu, I'm going to let your blood splatter three feet today!"

"Wow wow wow, women are really scary. Could this be the legend of hate because of love? Huihui, save me—"

Fu Heihui looked at the Hemei in front of him who was so angry that he looked like a ghost, and then looked at the 1.9-meter childish ghost hiding behind him, and began to make seals with his hands expressionlessly.

"Jade dog."

"Huihui, you can't just ignore death, I'm going to shit and pee on you... ah—"

Fu Heihui sat back next to the panda with a cold face.

He has two dogs that are designed to bite this kind of people.