I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Gojo Satoru was very angry. He traveled all the way to Yokohama to save Hemei, but he was rejected.

Simply incomprehensible!

You see, no matter how you look at it, it is Dazai Osamu who made Tsurumi-chan dizzy and took him to the detective agency with evil intentions. Why is that man safe and sound, and he can still greet Tsurumi-chan with a smile, but he has to be scolded .

This is not fair!

He angrily asked on online forums why he, an invincible handsome guy, would be treated differently. There were many replies, but the most popular one was...

[The villain you mentioned, if he is not a relative or friend of the person involved, then he must be his partner, and of course it needs to be treated differently. 】

Object?

Gojo Satoru's pupils trembled, and he couldn't help but blurt out.

"Tsurume-chan, are you dating Osamu Dazai?"

Hemei:? ? ?

Hemei: "...if you have dementia, go for treatment. I won't discriminate against you."

How shrunk the cerebellum is to come up with such a genius idea.

"Why do you treat me like this when I don't have a date." Gojo Satoru was even more aggrieved, "Why do you have to treat me differently? It's not fair."

Hemei sneered.

"Want fairness?"

Wujo Wumao nodded.

"...Let's find a place to reflect on ourselves first."

Scumbag.

……

Gojo Satoru finally left in confusion.

But Hemei was still very angry, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became.

She took out her mobile phone, found Osamu Dazai, and shook at his face.

【Hey, Osamu Dazai, didn't you say you would stand by my side? 】

Osamu Dazai replied in seconds.

【What's the matter, Hemeijiang, is there anything embarrassing that I need to refer to?Of course, if it is small talk, I welcome it very much. 】

[Can you help me figure out how to get Gojo Satoru?I just can't stand him. 】

As soon as this message was sent, Osamu Dazai immediately sent a file package named Gojo Satoru, making people wonder if Osamu Dazai had planned this matter for a long time.

[Good job, Hemei Jiang.I have also disliked this guy for a long time... Friendly reminder, although there are many methods in it, I still recommend using the red file, it will definitely make him unforgettable for life. 】

Extremely Powerful, Extremely Practical - Unlimited Fighting Technique

???

It sounds like some kind of street stall martial arts, that's it?

[Hemeijiang, why don't you take a look first, look back at me. 】

Hemei opened the file hesitantly, and thus opened the door to a new world.

……

Hemei didn't stop after reading it, and couldn't help but gasped after watching it.

Awesome, so awesome, the person who wrote this must be a genius, fighting is much worse than her... No, I am completely different.

Hemei thought for a while, if she really came to such a trick by Unlimited Fighting... Sigh...

The consequences are unimaginable, impossible to prevent...

[I finished reading it, and benefited a lot... But this is a bit too much for Teacher Wutiao. If I fail, I am afraid that I will be chased and beaten by Teacher Wutiao. If I succeed, I am afraid that I will be expelled from the high school. 】

No matter how you think about it, it's not worth it.

[Who told you to learn the back, look at the front, the front, that fancy kick【】... I really think this is very, very suitable for your Wutiao teacher, a perfect match. 】

You couldn't help but gasped again.

[This... this is not very good. 】

[Hemei Jiang, you can't be too kind, think about what he did to you, it's so abominable, it's beyond words. 】

Not really, after all, she came here as an undercover agent.

Gojo Satoru's actions are intellectually understandable, but emotionally unacceptable.

Wait, why did she have to talk to their curse spirit's greatest enemy.

Hemei thought hard for a while.

【Okay, let me think about it again. 】

……

Although he didn't think about whether to use such a brutal weapon against Gojo Satoru, He Mei and Gojo Satoru had a cold war.

Hemei is unilateral.

She wanted to be cold-hearted about her relationship with this person with the strongest spells. Being too familiar was really not conducive to her undercover career... It's fine for others to run away if they find out.

Who can bear this.

But everyone also knows that Gojo Satoru is a person who has no sense of distance...or in other words, a person who is hated and doesn't know it. Even if someone tells him loudly, Gojo Satoru will have his own set of logic and explanations.

Like now-

Hemei didn't speak, he said, cueing her while talking.Ignoring him, he purposely swayed in front of Hemei, elusive, never leaving, as calm and natural as if it was a background board here.

There are also small pieces of paper that appeared mysteriously, and the sweet sweets that suddenly appeared in the refrigerator... I won't list them one by one.

The most irritating thing is that you still have nothing to do with him... you really can't beat him.

Anyway... during this period of time, under Gojo Satoru's fervent harassment, Hemei struggled to survive.

Being praised by Miss Glass is a feat that is difficult for even a diva.

Hemei originally thought that if she persisted, Gojo Satoru would give up her interest in her soon and find someone else... Slowly, the relationship between the two of them would cool down.

But what I never expected was——

"What is this thing?!"

Looking at Wutiao Wufa's photo in the mobile phone classmate group, Hemei finally broke the defense.

This suspected photo of Hemei Qiang/Shang Junping seems to have been photographed, and Hemei's posture is a bit unnatural, but there is no doubt that the person in the photo is pressing Junping to prevent him from moving.As for Junpei, he was pressed to the ground by Tsurumi in embarrassment, struggling, and the shikigami jellyfish, which could not be recorded by electronic products, was vividly displayed on the photo in the form of stick figures. Those who didn't know thought that these two were messing with tentacles. play.

"It's impossible, I have never done this before, it was Gojo Wu who framed me!" Hemei said firmly.

The surrounding seniors clapped their hands and said yes.

Panda: "Shunpei must have complied with such a good thing, so this photo must be fake."

Dog roll: salmon salmon. (that's it)

???

You are not right.

Maki: It’s fake at first glance. Gojo-sensei’s p-picture technique is too blunt. Look, you can easily see that this place and this place have been filled and distorted... Even the background is randomly found on the Internet. Look, isn’t it? this picture.

Long live the understanding!

Immediately, Hemei's eyes filled with excitement, she grasped Maki's hands, and barked affectionately.

"Big sister, you are still reliable, look at what they are talking about..."

Isn't it outrageous for her to overpower Junpei?It's just outrageously home.

As he said that, Junping happened to pass by nearby, and he was ruthlessly captured by the panda group on the spot without knowing it.

"Let's ask the person concerned. Junpei Junpei, is that photo real?"

"Photo? What photo?"

Junpei, who came out of the library and turned his phone off to silent, looked bewildered.

"That's it, this one." The panda took out his mobile phone, and showed it to him while winking, very funny.

"Is this photo sent by Mr. Wutiao real?"

Seeing this familiar photo, Junpei froze for a moment.

He thought a lot at that moment.

For example, the frustration of being firmly pressed down by Hemei, the jealousy of Wujo teacher guiding the knotweed alone, and the moment when Hemei took the initiative to kiss Wujo Wu, the indescribable rage...

"What's going on, I saw Wutiao-sensei delete it..." Shunping blurted out subconsciously, and then immediately realized that he had said something wrong, and suddenly covered his mouth, hesitating, he didn't know whether to say or not. Explain, I regret it in my heart.

However, it was too late.

Hemei grabbed the phone with one hand, hooked Shunping's neck with the other, and whispered in his ear in an unusually kind tone.

"Junpei, can you explain to me what's going on here?"

"This, this is actually a misunderstanding." Shunping's face flushed, bean-sized beads of sweat dripped from his forehead, and a corner of the boy's immature soft white flesh/body was faintly exposed through the shirt, winding along his neck Winding down, it looks extraordinarily delicious.

Although this photo was deleted by Polygonum cuspidatum with the threat of the oolong kiss of strawberry jelly, but now, it is absolutely impossible for him to tell the truth because of this.

Teacher Wutiao's reputation is worthless, but Hemei is different... This matter will definitely trouble her.

As a result, the truth that had reached his lips was swallowed again, and Shunping stumbled and began to make up nonsense.

"Well, because Tsurumi was drunk, she misunderstood me a little, and when she got angry, she pushed me to the ground... Because I really couldn't get up, so, I had no choice but to find Gojo-sensei to rescue me, Shikigami is also for this It was just released, and then...it was...taken by Wutiao teacher. I asked Wutiao teacher to delete this photo, and Wutiao teacher agreed to me." Shunping lowered his head guiltily, "I didn't expect him to tear up the agreement .”

Maki: "You still think that Mr. Gojo has credibility. You are so naive. You really are a freshman."

Dog Roll: "Salmon Salmon. (That's It)"

Panda: "My God, Shunping, you actually refused. You should have taken the opportunity to take evidence and let Hemei be responsible... woo woo woo Hemei, what are you doing woo—"

Hemei (sneering): "Senior Panda, do you have too much hair on your body? It's been too hot recently. I'll help you shave it."

Panda: "Oh, the devil..."

Dog Roll: "Salmon Salmon...Dried Bonito!" (That's right...no, not the devil)

Seeing that this matter was about to pass, Junpei was about to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Student Junpei is wrong." Gojo Satoru walked over with catwalks, "He also concealed something very important."

"Teacher Wutiao! Please don't make any trouble!!!"

Junpei tried to stop Gojo Satoru from saying the following, but Gojo Satoru picked it up with one hand and threw it behind him.

Completely defeated.

"That's it! This one~" He pointed to his pink lips with a rippling voice, "Hemei Jiang kissed me."

Hemei (pupils re-centered): "This is absolutely impossible!"

Facing Hemei's firm denial, Gojo Satoru looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and was very proud, "Can you ask classmate Shunping, he was there...you kissed very loudly at that time, Tut tut."

Hemei's expression was distorted immediately, even if it was made up by Gojo Wutiao, she ran to forcefully kiss the head of the strongest broom... This is too...

"Shunpei..."

He made it up, definitely he made it up.

Received Hemei's pleading gaze, Shunping panicked.

"Ah, this, actually, is..."

Things have come to this point, he should have told the truth, but...

Sure enough, Hemei's reputation is more important.

And Hemei was drunk at the time, without her own consciousness... It's not Hemei's fault.

"...It is Mr. Wujo who is lying, and the photo is from P!"

After making up his mind, Junpei's eyes suddenly became firm.

"It's Mr. Wutiao who is wrong. He wanted to trick Hemei, so he uploaded this photo and let me find out... I really thought Mr. Wutiao would listen to me and delete the photo." Shunping said, feeling sad lowered his head.

Gojo Satoru, who didn't expect Junpei to be lying at this moment, opened his mouth wide.

There was actually a third person present, Knotweed, but both Gojo Satoru and Junpei were trying to conceal the existence of Knotweed... Gojo Satoru simply posted the picture, so it was impossible to explain the reason for the photo.

Shunping simply pretended that there was no such person, and took advantage of Wujo Satoru's impossibility to confess the knotweed stick as a spear, and immediately lied and characterized the matter as a prank.

In addition, Junpei's reputation is much better than that of Gojo Satoru who is full of trains. This wave, this wave is Gojo Satoru's complete defeat, there is no doubt about it.

"Oh, oh, I've been generalized now." Gojo Satoru bent down and looked at Junpei, as if he hadn't really looked at him until now.

It didn't feel good to be stared at by Six Eyes, but Junpei still tried hard to overcome his nervousness and fear, and looked back at him with a sullen face.

"Mr. Wujo, even if you look at me like this, I will not change my own statement... What is wrong is wrong, and I will correct it."

But what was unexpected was that Gojo Satoru was not angry, but laughed instead, despite being the one who had been turned upside down.

Gojo Satoru patted Junpei on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear that he did a good job.

Junpei: "Huh?"

"I used to think that Junpei-san was not confident enough. Even if he became a conjurer, it was just a momentary push to catch the ducks on the shelf."

"However, judging from today...you may become a good magician."

This unexpected must have made Junpei stunned on the spot for a while.

"Of course, what I'm talking about is this aura, sir, not to encourage you to lie. Really, I feel aggrieved by pouring such a pot of dirty water all of a sudden..." Wujo Wujo began to read brokenly, it seems that he was against Junpei just now. He was very dissatisfied with her behavior, "...in this way, I won't be able to see Hemei's broken expression."

With a dark face, Junpei inhaled.

"Teacher Wutiao."

"Ok?"

"You bribe me and I won't lie for you! Your photo is P's!!!"

Seeing the scum in the eyes of the students, Gojo Satoru scratched his head and became annoyed, which is rare.

Oh, Junpei-san, I'm telling you to maintain your momentum, not to make you worse.

……

Shunping's lies became smoother and smoother. He was a smart kid, and there was no flaw in what he said for a while, as if what he said was the truth.

So no one doubted him, or if they had doubts, they didn't want to doubt him when they saw Gojo Satoru's face that deserved to be beaten.

After all, he has too many criminal records.

Maki: "Great, I thought you lost your mind after playing too much with him. After all, fools are contagious."

Panda: "Although this matter sounds very exciting, if it's Mr. Gojo, let's forget it... Not to mention Junpei, Mr. Dazai is much more reliable than Mr. Gojo."

Dog Roll: "Salmon Salmon." (That's it)

"Hey, hey, Osamu Dazai is more reliable than me!" Gojo Satoru was furious, "Do you know what that bastard did, he, but tricked Tsurumi to Yokohama by himself, and then paid him back? ...Mmmmmmmmmmm..."

Before Wutiao Wu said something unforgivable, Hemei jumped on Wutiao Wu decisively and covered his screaming mouth.

Maki: "Huh?"

Panda: "Hey——"

Dog roll: "?"

Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Hemei smiled cruelly.

"By the way, I want to talk to Mr. Wutiao two people, alone."

This movement, this aura... as if Wujo Wutiao was about to be pushed into some dark alley in the next second to kill him.

The second graders gasped at the same time.

I hope... I hope this wave of Wutiao teacher is okay, Amen.

……

Seeing that there was really no one around, and after the second grade couldn't hear a sound at this distance, Hemei, who was furious, let go of Gojo Satoru.

"Isn't that enough for you? It's okay for me to arrange it normally, but don't tell me about my meeting with Dazai, okay? Really, it's so weird for you to say something serious."

"But teacher, I didn't lie. Dazai Osamu did have evil intentions..." Under Tsurumi's glaring gaze, Gojo Satoru's voice became softer and softer, "Okay, okay, I won't say it."

Hemei looked skeptical, after all, although this person is the strongest, but at the same time, his words are really worthless.

"Let's pull the hook, teacher, if you lie, you will swallow a thousand needles."

"At least give the teacher some basic trust... Okay, okay, I'll do it, don't listen to Junpei's nonsense, he is partial, that photo is real..."

Hemei turned one eye and closed the other, treating what Gojo Wu said later as bullshit.

The big hand hooks the small hand, and the fingers touch each other. Combined with Gojo Wu's smirk and Hemei's height, it has to be said that this scene is very similar to a silly father coaxing a child.

But it is not certain who is that child.

"So, Hemei Jiang, are you forgiving me?"

Can this be done?

"Okay, what can I do if I don't forgive you." Hemei said, sighing sincerely, "Anyway, teacher, you don't care about my opinion at all."

"Oh, oh, good! The big battle to provoke Hemei can be cancelled."

Hemei suddenly gasped.

"What else do you want to do, bastard?"

Gojo Satoru covered his mouth halfway, smiling slyly.In Hemei's exasperation, she looked even more proud.

"secret."

……

"Actually, there's one more thing I forgot to tell Tsurumi-chan."

"Ok?"

"If I hadn't arrived in time... Osamu Dazai might have nullified your spell, Tsurumi."