I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

His name is Oda Sakunosuke, a former killer who once worked in the port mafia and is now a member of the Armed Detective Agency. He is 29 years old and has adopted 15 children. According to visual inspection, members of this big family are still following his salary. keep rising.

His supernatural ability is called Inseparable Clothes, and he can predict what will happen within five or six seconds.This ability has helped him evade numerous attacks and death threats, and occasionally defuse a bomb.

And now, there is a person who looks like a dead friend lying on the bed of the detective agency. His friend Osamu Dazai is about to use his ability on this person, and he...

he saw-

……

Oda Sakunosuke pointed the muzzle of the gun at the window, Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, then retracted his hand, looked at the empty window, and smiled.

"You're really fast, Gojo-kun."

"My beloved student was taken away by a stinky man of unknown origin, of course I have to come and take a look."

In the blink of an eye, the tall and burly Gojo Satoru appeared in the empty window. He just raised one leg and was lying on the window with the other half folded, as if he had been here all along.

"Tsk, can't you change the window of your detective agency to a bigger one, it's so crowded."

"I'm really sorry, the windows of our detective agency don't provide this redundant function... But if Gojo-kun can't change this bad habit, he can help us make a big fan." Osamu Dazai raised his smile without changing his face, as if the guy opposite him It's like a nuisance who comes to visit.

Of course, in his opinion, the visitor is indeed a nuisance, the kind who will interrupt his plan with strong force, and cannot be driven away.

"Okay." Gojo Gojo smiled sweetly, and a powerful force rose between his fingers that twisted the air—a powerful spell that was completely incomparable to that day in the cafeteria.Then he said in a voice that wasn't cute at all.

"Then how about I help you expand the building first?"

The momentum is menacing, and the situation is about to explode. The fake smiles of Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu seem to be looking at each other in the mirror, thinking about how they can be disgusting to each other while laughing.On the other hand, Oda Saku was calmly calculating how much it would cost to destroy the detective agency in this wave, how much his salary would be compensated, and whether it would affect his life next month...

At this moment, Hemei came out of the bed and sat up like a corpse.

"Dazai rules me ＊＊＊——"

The sound of this extraterrestrial voice made the three present couldn't help but look at her, but the fake corpse just now was just a flash in the pan, and Hemei breathed steadily and lay down on the bed again, sleeping soundly and unconsciously.

What, it turned out to be sleepwalking... um, sleepwalking?

Odasaku's eyes couldn't help sharpening.

Dazai, what did you do to make people scold you even in their dreams?

……

Hemei had a nightmare.

Probably thinking about it by day, dreaming at night, being vomited by Osamu Dazai's racing car during the day, and even more ruthless in the dream, directly getting into the ambulance...

She dreamed that she was in a car with Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai was driving in the driver's seat, and she was in the more dangerous co-pilot.

"Hemeijiang, why do you think people should live?"

"How do I know this kind of thing." She in the car looked irritable, "I was born and no one asked me if I wanted to."

"Ah, that's right... Hemei Jiang is the kind of person who can live a good life without thinking about anything. It's completely different from me."

"...Are you stepping on me?"

"How come, I am sincerely praising Hemeijiang."

She poohed angrily.

"It's this kind of sincerity that makes people even more uncomfortable, bastard Dazai."

"I can be even more of a jerk." Osamu Dazai smiled lightly and turned the steering wheel.

The car rushed towards the cliff without warning, and amidst Dazai's cheerful laughter and her angry exclamation of "I'm going to die, I'm going to die", she heard someone whispering softly.

"I won't die, Crane Plum Sauce... Even if everyone dies, you won't accompany me to escape from this rotten and oxidized world."

"I, know this better than anyone."

……

"Ah ah ah ah - my arm my arm, my arm is going to break!"

Hemei ejected from the bed and started... Wait, why does it always feel like this action has already been done.

Turning his head, he found a gentle-looking red-haired man looking at her. Seeing that she was awake, he handed her a peeled apple.

"You're having a nightmare."

Hemei took the apple and patted her chest with lingering fear, "Is...is it obvious?"

"Well, it's obvious." So obvious that he successfully saved the detective agency's stronghold from rebuilding.

"It's a very strange dream, it feels real." Especially after experiencing Dazai Osamu's driving skills, Tsurumi really became more and more afraid.

"I dreamed that Osamu Dazai drove me off a cliff."

"Cough cough cough..." After a burst of coughing, the red-haired man showed a strange expression.

"This...is really something Dazai can do."

……

Odasaku is a very kind person.

After Hemei exchanged contact information with him, under his guidance, he found Osamu Dazai who was doing foreign work in the coffee shop downstairs.

"Hi, Crane Plum Sauce!"

Osamu Dazai still had that lazy look, he half-lyed on the backrest as if his bones had been pulled out, and greeted her.

It's as if he wasn't the one who plotted against her before.

"If you don't say anything else, you are very courageous." Thinking that she fainted while eating curry rice and crying, He Mei really felt a little pity for this guy, she was an idiot.

Pure, the kind that remembers to eat but not to beat.

"Hemei Jiang, don't be so irritable." He smiled and narrowed his eyes, and there was a faint stream of light in his kite-colored eyes.

"I did you a great favor, under Wujo Wu's nose."

"...If you don't explain things clearly in three seconds, I'll book you a three-month bed in the best hospital in Yokohama."

"Hey, don't be so serious, Crane Plum Sauce."

He stuck out his tongue playfully, and leaned into Hemei's ear before she got angry, his voice was as soft as a gust of wind.

"Oda Saku saw it. After I nullified your spell power, you were killed by Gojo Satoru in the future."

……

Killed by Gojo Satoru.

This was already expected, what would happen to him once he was discovered.

Curse spirits and conjurers, there is only killing and being killed, enslavement and submission, there is no other way to go.

But why do you still feel a little stuffy in your heart...

When I close my eyes, I can't help but think of those conjurer companions - the cheerful laughter of the knotweed, Junping's gentle and silent gaze, and Fuhei, who seems to be pulling [-] and will help you when you ask for help, The wild rose who always tries to make you look more beautiful, the panda who is good at taking care of you in gossip, the dog roll who has similar abilities to you, and the majestic big sister Maki who makes you dare not resist...

They are not your companions.

Your companions are farther away, and they are fighting for a better tomorrow and future... Although you do not agree with their actions and practices, they are your real destination.

Not far away, Gojo Satoru, who finished shopping for souvenirs, smirked and waved his arms, beckoning you to follow him.

If you don't consider his status as the strongest conjurer, he looks like a harmless silly dog ​​at this time.

He can play tricks, pretend to be handsome, call you Hemei Jiang affectionately, keep saying that he wants to protect you, and kill your silly dog ​​without hesitation.

Stupid, really stupid.

You quickly followed him, and when he boasted over and over again how wise and powerful he was, and how much effort he spent to arrive in time and save you from the evil Dazai Osamu, you spat at him forcefully.

"Hemei Jiang, you are repaying your kindness!" He looked at you in disbelief, extremely aggrieved.

Ah bah, you deserve this.

You lowered your head and covered your face, tears running down your fingers.

That guy Odasaku's ability can only be foreseen for more than five seconds, so you should hesitate for a while.

"Asshole Gojo Satoru."