I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

Hemei hasn't been quite right lately, always smiling silly at the phone.

Panda looked at Hemei whose fingers were rapidly tapping the touch screen of the mobile phone for a while, and said firmly to everyone, "She must be in love."

Junpei yelled, "This is impossible!"

Even though Shunping had not been in Jugao for a long time, everyone could easily sense his indescribable care for Hemei, and one by one walked over and patted him on the shoulder to express their condolences.

"No, what I mean is..." He was so anxious that he couldn't even speak clearly, hesitating, his face turned red with handsomeness, and his voice became smaller and smaller. Just stay with us, how can I have time to fall in love with outsiders."

"But she went shopping alone a few days ago." Panda counted on her fingers, "And you haven't eaten together recently, did you have any conflicts?"

With a bitter face, Junpei didn't know how to explain to them.

"Because, because when Hemei came to find me a few days ago, I was inconvenient and kicked her out." Shunping tried his best to talk about the oolong incident without mentioning the strawberry jelly, "She seems I got angry because of this, and then I apologized to her and she refused to talk to me."

Maki: "Did you explain things clearly?"

Junpei: "This, this...is angry because I can't tell her the reason."

In the heavy expression of the crowd, Junpei smiled uglier than crying, and pointed his fingers nervously, "Yeah, maybe it's just a friendly netizen?"

Wild Rose: "The netizen is also a netizen who wants to face the base. Hemei sent me pictures yesterday and asked me which outfits are more suitable for going out on a date."

Panda: "Compared to netizens, I think Mr. Dazai is more likely. Before he left, he told me very ostentatiously that Tsurumi agreed to his invitation."

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Why, he doesn't know anything.

"Clang clang-"

Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and he didn't know how long he had been eavesdropping here, his face was still flushed with excitement, and he came up to support Junpei who was completely stupid.

"Do you want to know who He Meijiang is going on a date with? Let the supernatural Wujo teacher help you."

"No, I don't want to..." Thinking of the oolong kiss last time, Junpei refused very decisively.

But is Gojo Satoru so easy to refuse?

"Oh, that's right." Gojo Satoru lowered his head and regretted for about a second, then raised a smiling face and said to everyone.

"Then how about we start the Crane Plum Sauce Love Battle now?"

???

Don't ask if you don't need his answer, you bastard teacher.

……

"Crane plum sauce, crane plum sauce, what are you doing?"

Hemei, who was addicted to the mobile phone, didn't even lift her head, "Are your six eyes finally blind? I'm chatting."

"Then who is Hemei Jiang chatting with, a man or a woman?"

"none of your business."

Hemei raised her head and gave him a supercilious look, but was taken aback by the darkness in front of her eyes, "Why, is the college engaged in team building?"

Why are they all here except those who are not in school all the year round.

"Hemeijiang, the company is called team building, and the school should be called a school trip."

"Then are you going on a school trip?" Probably because she was in a good mood, Hemei changed her words obediently.

"No, we're here to give you love counseling."

"What?"

……

"I told you I'm not in love." Hemei explained to Gojo Satoru while dancing afterimages on the touch screen of her phone, "It's just hanging out with friends, don't make a fuss."

"Is Hemeijiang's new friend a man or a woman?"

"Are you Mama-san who is afraid of her child's puppy love?" Hemei said angrily, "Before, I was encouraged by my high school not to prohibit dating, but now I am doing this again. Is it temporary amnesia, Teacher Wutiao?"

"Then, is Hemei Jiang in love?"

"They all said no!"

"Whether the other party is a man or a woman?"

"Are you a repeater?"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, the panda stepped forward and began to smooth things over, "Okay, okay, Teacher Wutiao is also worried about you, afraid that you will be deceived by outsiders, unlike the people in the school who know everything..."

Fu Heihui (whispering softly): It's uncertain who lied to whom.

"That's right, it's not clear who is lying to whom." Hemei was like a proud little rooster, with her chest up and her head high, "As long as I want, no one can refuse me."

"Then I need to know more about the other party's situation to prevent him from being deceived by you." Gojo Satoru said this with unusual righteousness, as if he was really worried so deeply.

Hemei: "..."

I can't talk today.

……

In the end, because everyone was looking forward to it, Hemei still said it.

"His name is Shuichi Akai. He is an FBI investigator who is performing a secret mission. He is super cool. He seems to know everything."

"...you guys met online?"

"No, I met you the last time I went out."

"..."

An FBI investigator on a secret mission in Japan, this... sounds more like a liar.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like this? I told you I wasn't cheated. He's really amazing!"

As if guessing everyone's thoughts from the silence, Hemei's small face turned red.

"Look, he also has the experience of being an undercover agent in a transnational criminal organization. I really didn't lie to you. I have seen his certificate. He really knows everything. He is super smart!"

Hemei waved their chat records for everyone to see, but the description became darker and darker.

[Hemei Jiang: What should I pay attention to when being an undercover agent? 】

[Speak without fail: Talk less, do more, and a taciturn image helps reduce the possibility of exposure.Collaborating with members of the organization can reduce the vigilance of the organization, but you must pay attention to the scale, if you go too far, the official may not be able to keep you in the end. 】

[Hemei Jiang: Then what if you don't want to get along with them? 】

[There is nothing wrong with it: Then trick a high-level or a relative of a high-level into the family, and break into the interior with the smallest cost. 】

"Look, I didn't lie to you, he really did it, and he is very experienced."

Hemei's confident eyes and swearing words made everyone even more silent.

An FBI investigator who is performing a secret mission and a Japanese high school student who has only met once are talking about how to be an undercover agent?

Ah this...

"And this, you must trust me—"

Speaking of which, Hemei flipped through the chat records again.

[Flawless: Speaking of which, Hemei, your name matches the organization I worked undercover before. 】

[Hemei:? ? ? 】

[No misses: The code names of the senior members of that organization are all wine names. If you just call them names, it is easy to be mistaken for members of the organization. 】

【Hemei: Ah, indeed, Hemei is also a kind of plum wine. 】

[Hemei: Then you can call me Hemei Jiang, I will change the screen name in a while. 】

"..."

... This dog man is so scheming, he easily changed the relationship and changed his name.

"Hemeijiang, you know, a little girl like you who is not deeply involved in the world is really easy to be deceived by bad men..." Gojo Wu rarely said, admonishing from the bottom of his heart.

"I'm really not cheated!!!"

Tsurumi put down the phone angrily, jumped onto the table and confronted Gojo Satoru.

"But no matter how you look at it, you have been deceived, and you are still that kind of experienced scumbag."

"Brother Xiuyi is not a scumbag. He has a girlfriend. He came back this time to avenge his girlfriend."

"revenge?"

"Yes, Brother Xiuyi managed to escape despite his undercover failure, but his girlfriend was killed by the organization. He came back this time to take revenge."

Good guy, this wave not only fucked the affectionate persona, but also clearly told the other party that I was single, passive, without the slightest moral taint.

Gojo Satoru suddenly had a really sad feeling of persuading his obsessive daughter to break up with the scumbag.

"Hemeijiang, that Brother Xiuyi you mentioned, what does he look like, and does he have any specific characteristics?"

"Characteristics? It's quite tall. It should be about the same height as the teacher with his hair down." Hemei recalled and drew Gojo Gobi, "but stronger than the teacher, with a broad back and sexy honey-colored skin. Stand up Like a big bear...with deep features, small curly hair, a knitted hat on his head, and a pair of green eyes are very charming, he should look like a mixed race."

"Oh, I'll take a step first." Gojo Satoru turned his head and left after hearing this, his murderous aura was particularly eye-catching. .

"Wait, why are you going?"

Sensing that something was wrong, Hemei grabbed Gojo Satoru's sleeve.

"If I can't deal with the rebellious daughter, I can't deal with the scumbag?" Gojo Satoru said with a vicissitudes of life.

???

"You, Tama, stop for me—"