I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

The evidence that led to the social deaths of the three people was found, and it was standing firmly on the small table in front of the sofa, leaning against the bag of potato chips that had been eaten—it was Gojo Satoru who deliberately put it in the refrigerator with a mischievous attitude The can of beer in the bag looks very similar to Coke, presumably Hemei picked up the wrong Coke, so that she was tricked into drinking madness.

"I didn't drink much at all. Tsurumi sauce's drinking capacity is really bad." The real culprit, Gojo Satoru, put down the two-thirds of the beer cans left, and he didn't feel guilty at all, but admired him A masterpiece just shot.

"As expected of me, the lighting, expressions, and captures of the movements are all perfect... It just seems that something is missing."

But some people can't take it anymore.

"Teacher Wutiao, stop playing, put us down first." Hu Zhang yelled in pain, "If there is anything to save people first, let's talk about it."

"Ah, that's right." Gojo Satoru put down his phone, strode over, knelt down and carefully observed the distorted picture of the three people.

"Shunpei, it's a very good idea. Use an appropriate amount of poison to paralyze Hemei to save yourself... But, it's useless at all." Gojo Satoru shook his finger, and said with pity, "Hemei, she will reverse Self-breeding by surgery."

"what?"

……

Gojo Satoru's rescue method is different from what most people think.

Rather than separating the three, he expects his students to save themselves under his guidance.

So, under the entanglement of three people and one jellyfish, the following scene appeared.

"Your point of force for the knotweed stick is wrong, you should exert force from here, yes, you can see that it will move..." Wujo Wu guided.

"Ah——" Knotabagi Youroto followed the instructions and was screamed by Hemei.

"Ah, I didn't expect Hemei's joint skills to be so proficient. He is indeed a disciple I am proud of." Gojo Wu laughed awkwardly, and decided to forget the fact that he had never taught Hemei Taijutsu for a day.

"Teacher Wutiao—"

"Okay, okay, I'm not doing nothing." Gojo Satoru pointed to Junpei who was let go by Tsurumi because he was so focused on subduing the knotweed that was trying to escape.

"So I'm the bait?" Knotabagi Yuhito looked at an unscrupulous teacher with tears in his eyes.

"Well, just treat it as live teaching." Gojo Satoru calmly directed Junpei to move away the Shikigami jellyfish blocking his view, and continued to start a new round of live teaching.

"Here, quick, move your knees now."

"what--"

"Tighten your elbows, use your dantian forcefully, hit her here, hurry up."

"what--"

"Do you understand the sound, let's do it again, she is drunk now, she is easy to lie..."

"Ah, teacher, you lied to me—"

The screams of the knotweed were continuous, and the people who heard them were terrified, and the birds and beasts disappeared... If the sound insulation here was not good enough, I am afraid that the fake death of the knotweed would have been exposed in advance today.

Finally, the tenacious Knotweed Yuhito finally quit.

"Teacher, if you can do it, go ahead!" The exhausted Polygonum cuspidatum questioned his soul, "You say the same thing, I think you can't do it even if you come, teacher."

"Ha, what joke are you talking about? Teacher, I have one leg as long as hers and two arms, so there's nothing I can't beat." Gojo Wu was extremely disdainful, and as he spoke, he lay down confidently, holding Hemei's hand with one hand Elbow, hooked her neck extremely vigorously with one hand.

"The teacher is here to show you how to escape the clutches of the drunk Crane Plum Sauce..."

Sensing the possibility of suffocation, Tsurumi immediately fell down towards Gojo Wu with all her strength. She was struggling, and in order to breathe smoothly, she half-kneeled and half sat on Gojo Wu's waist, lowered her head close to Gojo Wu's neck, and her elbows were the same. Also jammed his neck.

"Tiger, tiger, tiger...it seems to have grown bigger..."

"It's really drunk." Wujo Wu let go of one hand, and rubbed her head skillfully, "There is no smell of alcohol, and her body smells good. It seems that she usually takes a good bath."

"Teacher Wutiao, don't touch your hands."

"Don't rush, this is a warm-up exercise." Wujo Wu raised his face and looked at the knotweed, his pink lips were illuminated with a warm luster by the pale light.

"Look, Yuren, like this..."

Before Gojo Satoru moved, Hemei bowed her head faster and took a sharp swallow.

"..."

Probably a little dissatisfied, she stuck out her tongue and licked it, and looked at him with aggrieved eyes after finishing licking.

"Tiger, tiger, it's not strawberry jelly, it's unpalatable."

Bad, bad in every sense of the word.

Gojo Satoru, who was suspected of being kissed by her underage female student, covered her mouth and jumped out from under her like a live rabbit.

Looking at the two students who looked at him like scumbags, Gojo Satoru smiled stiffly and said hello.

"Well, let's discuss it, as long as it's like this... so..."

……

When Hemei woke up, she was already in the school infirmary of Teacher Nitro.

Teacher Nitzi is not here, and she herself is a little dizzy... What did she do just now, it seems that she went to the knotweed, why can't she remember anything...

Hemei shook her heavy head, deciding to forget about this headache for her.

She leaned on the wall and walked crookedly towards the dormitory, but she met an unexpected person on the way.

"Dazai, what are you doing here?"

To be honest, Osamu Dazai's appearance is really in line with the aesthetics of East Asians, with fair skin, a slender waist that cannot be grasped, and a touch of melancholy in his iris-colored eyes, which add a bit of playfulness to him. Vibrant little curly hair... All of this shows that he is a handsome man who is often sought after by others.

Especially at this time, under the cool moonlight, he didn't raise the smirk that he used to see before, but slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, and there was nowhere to hide that magical beauty, which was revealed from the corners of his brows and eyes, which made people unable to help tremble with fear.

"Excuse me, are you Hemei?"

Oh, provided he doesn't open his mouth.

Hemei jumped a few times between whether he was provocative or being beaten stupid, and decided it was better not to be so irritable.

"If there isn't another High School of Conjuration called this, then I am."

The man showed a smile uglier than crying.

"Ah, that's right... Then to put it another way, do you know Hemei?"

It seems that this guy was really beaten stupid.

Thinking of the strange question asked by the clerk in the coffee shop, Hemei vaguely seemed to understand what was going on.

"Did you recognize the wrong person too?" She became a little more patient than before, "I have always been alone, there are no so-called relatives and sisters who look like me, if you meet someone who looks like me Man, it's probably a coincidence."

After all, how can a person be related to a curse spirit, hehe...

It can't be that I ate her.

Hemei suddenly remembered that Leuhuhuayu and the others liked to stuff Tuo Gen with 'snacks', and for a while, she suddenly felt nauseous.

Haha, it shouldn't be possible... She never ate indiscriminately since she was conscious, and Xia Youjie took care of her when she was unconscious, and that guy didn't have such a bad taste.

"Then, one last question."

Under the moonlight, the man's expression suddenly became nostalgic and gentle.

"Do you like spicy curry rice?"

"what is that?"

This stumped Hemei.

She has never eaten this food, so she can't say whether it's delicious or not, but judging from her usual diet, she prefers something with a lighter taste. She won't touch this kind of thing that makes her stomach hurt. of.

"Don't make a quick decision, Hemei Jiang."

The man seems to have regained his energy suddenly, with sly eyes like a fox, a sticky tone like a coquettish, and that cute little gesture with his fingers, all of which hit Hemei's cuteness, making her energetic A shock.

"Whether the food is good or not, you have to eat it to know. I know a super delicious spicy curry rice. Would you please eat it?"

"it is good."

I don't know if it's the moonlight that is attractive, or the man in front of me is too attractive, He Mei seemed to be bewitched, and unconsciously agreed to the man's request.

"Then it's settled, Tsurumi-chan, I'll come to Yokohama to pick you up, okay?"

Well, isn't it nearby?

When she came back to her senses, the man named Osamu Dazai seemed to be afraid of her repentance, and ran away, leaving only the ambiguous fragrance in the air that indicated that the man had been here before.

only……

"This guy, isn't he looking for an excuse to strike up a conversation?"

"So, Hemei Jiang, you are a girl."

Hemei's soliloquy and another sentence sounded almost at the same time, she turned her head to look, and Wujo Gojo, who appeared at some time, looked at her thoughtfully, and waved at him.

"Hey, Hemei Jiang, you have answered so many questions from him, so it's time to take care of me now."