I'm an undercover agent at the High School of Magic

The wife was attacked and captured by the curse spirit.

The wife came back alive and kicking.

When my wife came back, she brought me a souvenir.

Gojo Satoru looked at the three Guxiang brothers who were obediently following behind Hemei with a moved face, and rushed towards Hemei cheerfully, but was kicked away by Hemei, and still rushed forward and howled wolf.

"Honey, are these the three super social animals you gave me? Love it, love it, let's get married tomorrow!"

"???"

Although her original intention was to catch three super wage earners to work, but what the hell is marriage, Gojo Satoru, are you a marriage fanatic?

Hemei kicks, Wujou hides, jumps, kicks again, hides... After repeating this several times, Hemei hangs a large Wujou pendant on her body, and keeps making strange laughter of "marriage, honeymoon, world travel" .

Ah, Gojo Satoru, is his brain finally broken because of the workload?

Seeing the expressions on the three of Guxiang's faces as if labor and management had boarded a pirate ship, Hemei wiped off her sweat and smiled.

"Anyway, I will fulfill the agreement (restraint) with you... Don't look so ugly, just smile, the curse spirit doesn't need to sleep anyway, does it?"

……

Hemei caught the third brother who was the weakest of the three brothers, and it didn't mean that she could use the brotherhood of the three to catch all three of them back.

After all, these three super-levels are not stupid, so it’s fine to take one, but can you let all three go in?

Seeing the bloated complexion, Hemei smiled and put forward her own suggestion for their Daoman.

"Since you just want to live a peaceful life and have no ill will toward humans, then come and work for us."

"I can give the three of you the identity to walk in human society with integrity, so that you three brothers will no longer hide and hide like street mice, and how about realizing your own life value by the way?"

He looked at Hemei suspiciously.

"you can do it?"

"If you don't believe me, you should always believe in Wutiaowu." Hemei began to pull the tiger's skin to pull the banner, "I can assure you on his behalf that he can guarantee your basic safety and give you a reasonable identity, as long as you pay Reasonable price."

"for example?"

"Work for us, and don't kill humans unless they threaten your safety."

"That sounds good, big brother." Xue Tu, who was held hostage by Hemei, moved around happily.

"Shut up, blood smear, don't hurt humans casually." Although Xiang Xiang said so, Hemei could already see that he was seriously thinking about her proposal.

"There is no evidence to say, even if you take the strongest as a guarantee, it is just your one-sided statement. In the territory of the magician, the three of us are fish on the chopping board..."

"so?"

"I want you to put down the bondage."

"Okay." She was waiting for your words.

……

"Well, Hemei, everything else is easy to talk about, give the three of them the identity to walk in human society with integrity..." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but look at the bloody smear that doesn't look like a person, "What do you give him? Identity, an employee of the Fukushima nuclear power plant who grew up drinking nuclear wastewater?"

Guxiang looked at Gojo Satoru with hostility, "Don't say that about my brother, it was forced to be born prematurely by your human conjurer, and it became like this."

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that, but the cursed fetus born in seven months..." Gojo Gojo looked at Hemei as if remembering something, "Ah, Hemeijiang, are you planning to use that?"

"That's right." Hemei looked at him with a smile, "I'm the best at making people grow up."

……

After seeing how Bloodstain grows from a melting ball of flesh into a handsome little man, the trio of first graders who came to the spell observation class boiled over.

Wild Rose: "Hemei Hemei, can you raise my nose a little bit, and I've been tanned recently, can you..."

Knotweed: "Hemei Hemei, I think I can still grow taller, can I..."

Gojo Satoru: "Crane plum sauce is awesome, I also think I can still grow up, here..."

Hemei kicked down the unscrupulous teacher who played pornography in front of a minor, and explained to them, "I let the blood paint grow up according to my genes, it's not plastic surgery, whitening and heightening are written in It’s in your genes, you don’t have that gene and if you want me to come here, you’re just playing with Nuwa to create a human being, and I’m not responsible for any problems.”

Speaking of Hemei, she looked at the bloody smear, who was barely taller than 1.6 meters, "I'm sorry, because you are a premature baby and don't have enough nutrition, so your genetics can only be this height when your genes are at their limit. If you modify it randomly, I'm afraid it will affect the baby to your health."

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xuetu danced happily, "This way, I can walk on the street as openly as my brothers, I am very happy!"

Brothers also look very touched, but...

"Bad look, you can't take to the streets with your exaggerated shape... What? It's too boring? Then let me help you modify it. Don't worry, it won't affect your ability to use it. How about choosing a cooler tattoo? What, you want to tattoo your three brothers? This can’t be done, absolutely not, it’s too perverted!!”

……

After rejecting everyone's unreasonable reasons as a joke, Hemei found out that Fu Heihui stayed behind at some point.

"Hey, Huihui, don't you want me to give you the whole face, don't you?"

"Please...save Tsumiji."

"what?"

Fu Heihui's expressionless face all the year round showed a bit of fragility, which was rare.

"Hemei, save my sister Tsumiji."

……

When Hemei and Fu Heihui walked into that hospital again and saw the sleeping beauty Tsumiki lying on the bed, she remembered that she had indeed seen such a person.

At that time, Fu Heihui seemed to have asked her to send flowers to the Sleeping Beauty, and then she met Brother Xiuyi here.

By the way, so many things happened, she hasn't chatted with Brother Xiuyi for a long time.

"Crane plum."

Fu Heihui looked at the sister Tsumiji on the bed, and lowered her head.

"If it's you, you should be able to use your ability to wake up my sister."

Hemei looked at Jin Meiji, lost in thought.

"Tsumiki's situation is different from others."

She lightly touched the curse mark on Tsumiji's head with her hand, "You should know, this is a curse."

"Is that so? I'm sorry..." Fu Heihui's words seemed to be stuffed through his teeth, vague and extremely difficult, "Please forget about this, I..."

"Hey, hey, don't give up so quickly, I didn't say I couldn't do it."

Hemei happily turned to pinch his face, and got Fu Heihui's resentful stare.

"You're lucky, this thing is made by the fake oil before, I saw him do it before." Hemei pointed to the curse mark on Jin Meiji's forehead, "I know the principle, so I can deduce how to make her recover. Normal, huh?"

Hemei was embraced by Fu Heihui.

"Thank you, Hemei."

Fu Heihui's dull voice came out from under the layers of heavy clothes, but it was extremely clear, "I don't know how to thank you, Hemei, I..."

He Mei interrupted him with a smile, "It's all right, if you want to thank me, you should hurry up and inherit the Chanyuan family, and let that idiot named Naoya stand up obediently and let me beat him up, and that idiot is talking bad things about me again ,I bother."

Fu Heihui's response was also very quick, leaving Hemei's body at the speed of light, and took three steps back, "I don't want it."

"Hey, hey, is this your attitude towards your savior?"

"You can go to Maki, Maki will make your wish come true."

Hemei curled her lips, "Come on, if possible, I hope she will never have the chance to be the head of a Buddhist monastery in her life."

Fu Heihui looked at her suspiciously, but was fooled by Hemei with a silly smile.

"What's the good of inheriting that kind of bastard family, I don't want it for nothing... Okay, don't mention those annoying things, Fu Heihui, how about you help me, I remember the principle of this curse seal Is such that……"

……

After successfully saving Tsumeiki and some people who were cursed by fake oil like her, Hemei encountered a big crisis.

It is a crisis of credibility that has never been imagined.

Hemei originally thought that the swelling phase was the most normal of the three brothers.

Although he has double ponytails, a pale face, two deep purple dark circles hanging like smoky makeup, and a non-mainstream smack on his nose, his clothes are loose, as if he had put them on casually. A big coat and two big black scarves are used to create a concave shape.

But Baoxiang is really handsome, even with such a strange shape, he looks like a model walking on the runway, not a non-mainstream killer who is having fun on the side of the road.

It may be because he was born as a freak in September in the nine-phase diagram. Among the three brothers, Baoxiang is the closest to human beings in terms of appearance and way of thinking. The mess of the two younger brothers, wipe their ass for their strange words and deeds.

Hemei originally thought that he would be the most worry-free one...

"Knotweed is my younger brother, I'm not lying!"

The most reliable Big Brother Puff announced loudly to everyone in the college, "He is really my brother, we are connected by blood, I can feel it!"

Seeing the accusatory gazes from everyone in the college, Hemei retorted loudly, "Don't be like this, it's really not me, I moved their younger brothers, and they didn't touch each other, it has nothing to do with me, really!!!"

Then the other two brothers also came to add to the chaos.

"Brother is right, I can prove it!"

"I support Big Brother unconditionally!!!"

Everyone's eyes of accusation became heavier.

"It really has nothing to do with me. I haven't controlled the knotweed to this point. It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... Why do you hide behind the knotweed? You have to believe me, I'm really innocent!!!"

"And Huihui, Huihui, have you forgotten that I saved your sister? How could I do such a thing? I... Hey, what do you mean by turning around and leaving?"

Fu Heihui turned back symbolically, "I'll go see if Tsumiji is still normal?"

Classmates, friends, at least give her some trust, okay?

Just as Hemei was heartbroken and condemning their behavior of throwing away after use, Gojo Satoru patted her on the shoulder.

Hemei was a little moved.

"Gojo Satoru, unexpectedly at this moment, you are the only one who still believes in me..."

Gojo Satoru grinned.

"Wake up, Hemei, you have even fooled yourself, so what trust can you say?"

"..."