I really dare not mess with the Queen Mother

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Ever since the young prince Qin Zhao returned to Prince Qi's mansion, the entire palace was completely silent.The servants all deliberately slowed down, trying to keep themselves "busy", cleaning the tables and chairs, cleaning the yard, and sweeping the yard, for fear of offending their old prince if they didn't pay attention.

Even the guards outside Prince Qi's mansion had a tense face, standing like a wooden stake, and the two dared to speak to each other when the people watching the bustle in front of the mansion dispersed.

"I said, what trouble did the little prince cause this time? Can the old prince be so angry?"

"I heard that the ancestor of our family was going to go to Wenxiang Pavilion to listen to music early this morning, but for some reason, he bumped into His Highness the Third Prince on the way, and the two of them didn't know If there was any conflict, he directly scolded His Highness Third Ren in public."

"Who did he scold, scold?"

"Isn't it His Highness the Third Highness! He also dropped a string of jade rings belonging to His Highness the Third Highness, tsk tsk, the jade rings are priceless, and... it's a birthday gift that the Third Highness wants to give to His Majesty for a long time!"

"Oh my god! The birthday gift for His Majesty... Did our little prince really break it?"

"Is that false? So many pairs of eyes have seen it!"

"But he is a young prince of Prince Qi's mansion, how dare he scold the prince of the dynasty?"

"Hmph! What else is he afraid to do!"

"It's no wonder that our old prince carried the young prince into the mansion just now by his ear, so maybe the young prince will kneel down in the ancestral hall again?"

"Hmph! Asking him to kneel in the ancestral hall is light. If I look at the posture of the old prince just now, he must be using family law! Besides, can His Majesty not be held accountable for the birthday gift given to His Majesty?"

"Hey, why don't you think our little prince doesn't have a long memory? He just got back from his hometown in Danzhou for a few days? Mr. Sun, who scolded the Taifu in the street last time, is an old and rotten scholar. He deserves to be unable to be promoted in his life , Mr. Sun's beard was crooked in anger, and he insisted on going to the emperor to sue him, and our old prince persuaded him by talking about it."

"Who knows, if I tell you that with his temperament, the old prince's life will be shortened for several years."

"...We've already said that."

"What happened? Didn't outsiders hear about it? Besides, he had quarreled with the old prince eight times in the past month, and he insisted on redeeming the lady of Huakui in Wenxiang Pavilion! That's a full 10 taels of silver! He How dare you open your mouth to our old prince!"

"Hey, you said our old prince was famous in the first life, how could he have such a son? Then the other two young masters in the house are not like him."

"Hmph, what kind of upbringing can a person who grew up in the countryside have? He won't be able to get on the stage!"

"But let's not talk about it, people say that the tiger father has no dog son, but unfortunately this man in our house is just a dog son..."

"Hahaha! Keep your voice down so that you won't be heard."

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Qin Zhao has been kneeling in Qin Suduan's study for half an hour. Even though she has been calm for nearly an hour, her mind is still in a daze.

Not only was her head buzzing, her legs were sore from kneeling for too long.Especially the bends of her legs, as long as she moved a little, her kneecaps hurt so much that her teeth chattered.

"Kneel straight!!"

Sitting in the master seat of the study, Qin Su suddenly slapped the table, scolded her with staring eyes, "You bastard, the things I usually tell you, you can hear the dog's stomach!"

Before Qin Suduan finished speaking, Qin Zhao was so frightened that he shivered suddenly, and instinctively straightened her waist.

The more Qin Suduan looked at her, the more angry he became, and he scolded: "Bastard! Who told you to offend the Third Highness? I just told you last night that the Third Highness has now completed the investigation of corruption in Suzhou. , it is the time when the emperor is valuing you, what are you doing to provoke him?"

Third Highness?

three……

The memories in Qin Zhao's mind began to gather gradually. She stayed up late last night to read an old romantic novel called "The Overbearing Majesty's Merry Queen". Then this morning when she went out to buy breakfast, she was in a trance and was hit by a car. But now she is standing perfectly... oh no, she is kneeling here.

Could it be that she is wearing a book?

If she remembers correctly, the hero Long Aotian in that book is called "Third Highness" by others. After all, the hero's name is really hard to say...

Qin Zhao raised his head hesitantly, hesitantly looked at the middle-aged man sitting on the main seat who was blowing his beard and staring at her, and called out tentatively, "Father?"

Qin Suduan was furious again when he heard the words, he stared and cursed angrily: "You bastard! Are you reminding me that I am not your biological father so I am not qualified to discipline you?"

Qin Zhao: "..."

She simply wanted to make sure if the grumpy old man in front of her was her father.

She is now completely sure that she is wearing a book, and what she is wearing is the bloody book "The Overbearing Majesty's Merry Queen" she read last night.

When she first entered this body, Qin Suduan, who was furious, grabbed her ears and carried her to the study room. From the few words of the servants, she learned that she was dressed in the mansion of Prince Qi with the same name and surname as her. My little prince, Qin Zhao.

Fortunately, she has a very high status at present. On the surface, she is the second son of Prince Qi's family, and everyone in the capital is well-known as the little prince Qi. But in fact, she is the sixth son of the current emperor, and she will become one in the future Underneath, the current prince who is above ten thousand people.

But unfortunately, she, the future prince-to-be, is not the main character.She is just a tool person who competes with the male protagonist, the third prince, for women and the throne, and is frequently slapped in the face by the male protagonist.

To put it bluntly, he is a low-level cannon fodder with a bad IQ, or the kind who was turned into a human pig by the male protagonist who became the emperor in the end, and died without a whole body...

The hero of this book is Qin Shou, the third son of the current Emperor Yuanqi.Although Qin Shou's biological mother was only a concubine, she was the old emperor's white moonlight and cinnabar mole. Therefore, Emperor Yuan Qi loved Wu and Wu, and Qin Shou became his most beloved and valued son in his private heart.

In the eyes of outsiders, the original body Qin Zhao was the sixth son born to the previous empress.Yuan Qi was originally the direct son of Emperor Yuan Qi, but Yuan Qi's mother was thrown into the cold palace shortly after giving birth to Yuan Qi because of her failure in the palace battle.The mother and son who were thrown into the cold palace were abused by the eunuchs and maids in the cold palace. Finally, the empress couldn't bear the humiliation, so she set a fire in the cold palace and committed suicide.

Before Empress Xian died, she entrusted her newly born son to Qin Suduan, King Qi who had an old friend with her.Qin Suduan replaced the child in Lenggong with a dead baby, took him back to Prince Qi's mansion, and declared that he was the son born to Princess Qi.Even in order to deceive others, Qin Suduan sent the child to Danzhou, the hometown of Princess Qi, to be raised by servants.

Therefore, in the eyes of everyone outside, the original body had already been burned to death together with the former queen in that fire.

It was not until the original body was 16 years old that Qin Suduan took him back from his hometown in Danzhou.Just because Qin Suduan's deed of secretly replacing the prince failed, an old eunuch told this secret to Emperor Yuan Qi before he died.

Now Emperor Yuanqi has established a second queen, Gu Junran, but the new queen has not been able to give him a son and a half. After all, Gu Junran is only twenty-nine years old...

It can be described as a standard old husband and young wife.

Thinking of this, Qin Zhao has every reason to suspect that it was Emperor Yuan Qi who was hollowed out by wine and sex in his later years, and was riddled with various diseases, causing him to completely lose his fertility...

Now that Emperor Yuan Qi is getting old, he is very eager for family affection. Instead of blaming Qin Suduan after he learned the truth, he secretly ordered Qin Suduan to bring the sixth prince back, and then choose a suitable time to restore his original prince status .

But here's where things go wrong!

Yuanshen, who grew up in the countryside, was infected with a whole body of bad habits. When he was in Danzhou, his reputation was extremely bad. In the fish and meat village, he occupied people's land and women. The identity of the prince dare not speak out.

The servants who were sent by Qin Suduan to Danzhou to take care of him didn't dare to discipline him at all, which made the original body grow into a lawless dude.

Especially after the original body was taken back to Duke Qi's mansion, and after he learned of his identity as the prince, he didn't pay attention to the whole mansion. He quickly made friends with a group of courtiers and eunuchs in the capital, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling Everything is available, and it has become a frequent visitor to the Fengyue Field in the capital.

Later, the original body was taken to Wenxiang Pavilion, the No. [-] brothel in Beijing by his friends, and he immediately fell in love with Chen Fangfei, the oiran lady, who is also the heroine of this book, the "Merry Empress".

Chen Fangfei was originally the daughter of a criminal minister, and she lived in a brothel since she was a child. She began to receive customers at the age of 14. Chen Fangfei held a charming buff, her peerless appearance and seductive methods made countless ministers under her skirt, and made countless men Crazy for her.

The original body was naturally also fascinated by her. For this reason, the original body and the old prince quarreled several times, and insisted on spending 10 taels of silver to redeem Chen Fangfei, so that the whole capital knew about the young prince of Prince Qi's mansion. If you want to die, you must marry a woman from a brothel, causing the whole capital to watch the jokes of the palace.

But when the original body was repeatedly arguing with the old prince about marrying Chen Fangfei, Chen Fangfei encountered a bandit on the way out and was rescued by the male protagonist, the third prince Qin Shou.

Since then, Chen Fangfei fell in love with the third prince at first sight, and the third prince naturally became interested in this beautiful and charming woman. This was the first encounter between the hero and heroine in the original text, and it also became the beginning of the original body's cannon fodder.

Chen Fangfei hangs the original body with a lot of money and stupid people, and at the same time has a tumultuous relationship with the third prince. This naturally makes the original body hate the third prince. Since then, she has been running wildly on the road of being jealous with the male lead, grabbing women, and grabbing the throne.

But the original body has no brains and no IQ, and is a real idiot. When he was the young prince of Prince Qi's mansion, he repeatedly disrespected the male lead, the third prince of the dynasty. Domineering on the head, and even later, relying on his status as the prince, he did a ridiculous thing of publically molesting the heroine Chen Fangfei who has become the third prince's side concubine.

This naturally made the hero hate the original body, and the original body frequently tripped him up in the process of the hero's ascent to the throne of the emperor, but these are just pediatrics in front of the cruel and black-bellied hero. With a little trick, the original body can be hanged and beaten.

On the eve of Emperor Yuanqi's death, the male protagonist exposed the original identity of the fake prince in public.

It turned out that the original body was not the emperor's son at all, he was just the son of a rural woman in Danzhou, who had been exchanged with the real sixth prince since childhood by mistake.

After the identity of the original body was exposed, Emperor Yuanqi passed away, and the male protagonist succeeded in succeeding to the throne.

The male protagonist who became the emperor was still obsessed with the bedbug that was the original body. He cut off all the hands and feet of the original body, gouged out the eyes of the original body, cut off his ears, and pulled out his tongue. Throw him into the Weng to make a human pig, and finally the original body is tortured to death.

After recalling the plot of the whole book, Qin Zhao is in a bad mood.

The current plot has just progressed to the point where the male and female protagonists begin to meet, and after the original body found out, they began to fight for each other, and began to frequently target the third prince for the sake of the heroine.

From the scattered conversations of the subordinates just now, Qin Zhao roughly understood that before she entered this body, the original body had already scolded the male lead on the street, and even slapped the male lead's servants in the face .

Not only that, the original body also smashed the jade ring given to the emperor by the male master.

What made her feel even worse was that she was obviously a woman, so why is she dressed as a cannon fodder male supporting role now?

Not so unlucky?

But it's just a book, how can you change your gender if you wear it?

Thinking of this, Qin Zhao immediately raised his hand to touch his chest.

call……

fine……

When Qin Zhao touched the two lumps of fat on her chest that were tightly bound by the bands, her little heart started beating again.

Not right.

Is the original body actually a daughter?What she was wearing was obviously a romance novel. If the original body was a daughter, why would she compete with the male lead for a woman?

Could it be that she missed something when she was reading?

Or is it a hidden setting written by the author himself?

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But she didn't have time to think about this, and now she was in great trouble!

As soon as she passed through, the idiot in her original body had already offended the male lead to death, and with the male lead's character of vengeance, he would definitely retaliate fiercely.

Ugh!

what should we do?

Qin Zhao suddenly felt a huge pain in his head.

The way she sighed and sighed seemed to Qin Suduan that she was still unconvinced.

"Qin Zhao, if you cause trouble for me again, I will risk my life and beat you to death for your mother!"

Qin Zhao coughed lightly, and hurriedly said with a smile, "I know, I know, please calm down, father, my son really doesn't mean that..."

Her playful smile angered Qin Suduan even more, and he raised his finger to her face: "Nizi, I can warn you, as long as His Majesty doesn't take you into the palace for a day, I will be your father! I can teach you a lesson!"

Qin Zhao nodded immediately, and showed a neat row of glutinous white teeth with a very sensible smile, saying flatteringly, "What are you talking about, father? Even if His Majesty really takes me into the palace one day, you will It's still my dear old man, besides..."

Qin Zhao shyly put on a handsome face, and looked at Qin Suduan, who was sitting on the throne, aggrievedly: "Father, the absurd things my son did before are due to my son's ignorance and ignorance when he was young, and now he suddenly panics after causing a catastrophe." Very much, I know that I have caused a lot of trouble for my father, if there is no father, my son would have been beaten to death by outsiders long ago."

Qin Suduan listened to her repentant remarks, his face that was flushed from anger was obviously stunned for a moment, stared at her face for a while, and snorted coldly: "Stop playing sloppy with me here, kneel down!" Straight up!"

Qin Zhao obediently said "Hey", and then raised his eyes to see that most of Qin Suduan's anger had dissipated.

After hesitating for a while, she still asked, "Father... His Highness the Third Prince, is his name really Qin Shou?"

"..." Qin Suduan reacted, and said angrily: "You can also call the name of the third prince?"

Qin Zhao stroked his chin, and said with a smile, "I just think that his name is pretty good, but I'm really curious about other people calling him beasts, and I don't know what he thinks in his heart?"

Qin Suduan: "..."

Qin Su gave her a hard look, and said with an unnatural expression: "It's rare for outsiders to call the Third Prince by his name... Even you are not allowed to call him, understand?"

Qin Zhao nodded obediently: "Understood!"

Qin Suduan looked at Qin Zhao suspiciously, and thought to himself, why is this kid so obedient today?Usually, whenever he scolded him a few words, he would use his "prince" aura to suppress others, saying that he was not qualified to discipline him.

Why are you so cute now?

Qin Suduan warned again: "You are not allowed to provoke the Third Highness again, do you understand?"

Qin Zhao nodded desperately again.

After a pause, Qin Suduan said again: "Since you know you are wrong, this king will take care of the matter of breaking the third highness's jade ring for you. With this old face of this king, I will go to His Majesty to beg for mercy for you." .”

Qin Zhao raised his head, his eyes sparkled with emotion.To say that the cheap daddy Yuanshen is really good to Yuanshen has nothing to say, but it's a pity that Yuanshen doesn't know how to cherish, and just because he is a prince, he doesn't pay attention to Prince Qi's mansion.

But she remembered that in the original book... the fate of the old prince seemed not to be good.

After being punished to kneel for a while, perhaps Qin Suduan felt annoyed, seeing her as an eyesore, and drove her out of the study.

As soon as Qin Zhao went out, he was greeted by a young man waiting outside the door.

"Little prince, let's go quickly, the masters sent someone over and said they are waiting for you in the Wenxiang Pavilion!"

This little servant is small in stature, but he has wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, and his two eyeballs are rolling around.

Qin Zhao looked at him calmly, thinking who is this person?

"Little prince? What's the matter with you?" The little servant was furious when she saw her, and he grinned dryly and asked, "What do you think you are doing?"

Qin Zhao asked bluntly, "Who are you?"

The servant was stunned: "The young one is your servant Zhang Heng, what's wrong with you, my lord?"

Qin Zhao narrowed his eyes.

Zhang Heng was the servant who followed Yuanshen's side and served Yuanshen's servant in Danzhou's hometown. He was also Yuanshen's number one dog leg.It's just that this Zhang Heng is not a fun thing, he has been following Yuanshen's side and pretending to be a tiger, seemingly loyal but actually greedy Yuanshen a lot of money.

Qin Zhao responded casually: "Maybe I was punished by my father for kneeling for too long just now, and I must have lost my mind."

Zhang Heng laughed quickly and said, "My lord, when you meet Miss Fangfei later, you will definitely not faint."

The smile on Qin Zhao's lips deepened, with a hint of meaning: "Miss Fangfei..."

She still wants to go to the brothel to find the heroine?This is not a joke.

She doesn't want to have anything to do with the hostess anymore. The hostess is such a flirtatious thing. She kept saying that she saved the first night until the day when the original body married her, but the woman who received guests at the age of 14 is also the same as the original body. Only a fool would believe her!

Seeing that she was silent, Zhang Heng urged, "My lord, I have all the money with me. If you go to the other lords, you will be happy. Let's go now?"

Qin Zhao snorted coldly when he heard the words: "Aren't they just happy? After all, if I, who has been taken advantage of, goes, I will pay them money."

Zhang Heng was a little confused: "...Little Prince, what are you talking about?"

Qin Zhao sneered: "If you want to go, go by yourself, I won't go anyway!"

She dropped this sentence and walked out with her hands behind her back.Zhang Heng came to his senses and hurriedly chased him out, but when he reached the gate of the mansion, Qin Zhao had already disappeared.

Zhang Heng was stunned for a while, then stared into the distance for a while.

Why did he suddenly feel that the little prince in front of him seemed to be different from before?

Qin Zhao was walking along the street outside the mansion. She was very annoyed now, thinking about what kind of evil she had done, why did she get into this kind of novel with unrighteous views?

And she read this novel because a friend told her that there was a new author on their website. It is said that this author is very bold. The standard is that the heroine is in a brothel with three guests at the same time, making a mess...

To be honest, she read that book just because of the name.

And even if she is wearing a book, she should also wear it in the book she wrote herself. After all, what she wrote is also a serious lily world, and there are so many exciting plots, even if she wears it, it is not a loss at all...

That's right, before she wore books, her profession was a lily xiaohuang/text writer, and it was the kind that was more popular with readers.

Before he knew it, Qin Zhao had arrived in front of a shop.

This shop looks a bit strange, and it is quite unique in the small alley with red lacquered and gold-lettered signboards as its facade. big characters.

Moreover, all the shops in this alley have their doors wide open for welcoming and sending off, but this shop is covered with black curtains, as if there is something going on inside it.

She opened the curtain, walked into the shop and took a look, but there were no lights inside, and the rows of bookshelves could be seen faintly in the dim light.

When she went to the nearby bookshelf to pick up a book, and saw the cover of the naked book that made people blush and heartbeat, she understood it completely...

Whoa!Co-authoring is the place to sell pornographic books!No wonder they are so secretive!

But she was indeed pleasantly surprised...

After flipping through a few more books, Qin Zhao suddenly felt that his interest was lacking again, and the excitement just now dissipated a little. After all, the ancients had limited thinking, how amazing can the pornographic books they write be?

Qin Zhao put down the few books in his hands, turned around and was about to leave.And the shopkeeper never paid her any attention since she entered the door, so she didn't have to say hello anymore.

However, when he walked to the door of the shop and was about to lift the curtain, he saw a tall "little brother" walking in from the outside.

The "little brother" looked like a wealthy family at first glance, with moon-white boots on his feet, a light blue luxurious brocade suit, plum blossoms embroidered with gold thread on the neckline, and a The top-quality transparent white jade, even the jade tassels that fall are made of strings of gold threads.

The little brother just stood there, his body was full of extravagance, and the four characters of 'I'm so rich' were written all over his body.

This "little brother" Qin Zhao could tell at a glance that she was a woman disguised as a man, but the moment she looked at the woman, she couldn't help holding her breath, and couldn't help but stare blankly.

The woman in front of her was very good-looking, with beautiful eyebrows and smooth skin. There was a small red mole in the middle of her snow-white neck, like a spot of red plum dotted in a piece of white snow.Her pair of red phoenix eyes are already enough to attract people, but the ends of her eyes are slightly raised, and an inadvertent glance adds a bit of seductive flavor.

If this is taken in modern terms, the woman still has an intellectual beauty of coolness and abstinence.

Qin Zhao narrowed his eyes.

Hey, in this book...

There is such a big beauty!

It's just that this beauty was a little startled when she saw her, her brows were slightly frowned, and a bit of contempt flashed in her cold eyes.

Qin Zhao immediately realized that he was blocking the way of others, which made them unhappy.

She lowered her head in embarrassment, covered her mouth with a light cough, and raised her head again, with a flattering smile on her face.

He took the initiative to strike up a conversation and said, "Well... May I ask that you are also here to buy pornographic books?"

woman:"……"

Qin Zhao didn't know if he had said something wrong, but there was a bit more anger in the other party's beautiful eyes.

She felt that it was necessary for her to say something, but the woman looked at her coldly, as if carrying a stylish oppression, she only felt that the noble aura of a woman could overwhelm people. Out of breath, she lowered her head resentfully, and dared not speak again.

After a while, she heard the woman snort lightly, and said lightly: "Prince Xiao Qi, it's really the same as that day..."

After speaking half a sentence, he stopped talking.

Qin Zhao was taken aback, the same as that day?What's the meaning?

Does she know this person?

She raised her head immediately, and was about to ask, but the woman looked away, turned and left.

In the stuffy and hot air, there is only a touch of the cold fragrance of plum blossoms left.