After tearing the evil with my hands, I became popular all over the world

I couldn't help calling the driver to ask again. Old Wu was a little skeptical at first, but the driver slapped his thigh and said, "You mean the blind man who has been stuck around the company these days selling ceramic figurines?"

Old Wu: "...?"

Sell ​​ceramic figurines?

The driver was also puzzled, and said: "Yes, the little fox puppies for sale, some of them look cute."

After Lao Wu listened to Gengmao, what he saw at that time were statues of gods...

He looked at Xie Wuyu hesitantly.

Xie Wuyu thought about it, and asked the driver to describe the appearance of those ceramic animals.

"It's about the size of a palm. It looks very delicate. It's so vivid that the eyeballs seem to move." The driver struggled to recall for a while, "There is a bigger one with yellow hair on a white background. It looks a bit like a dog. "

Listening to the driver's description, Lao Wu felt that this thing sounded familiar, but he couldn't figure it out for a while, so he looked at Xie Wuyu again.

Xie Wuyu knew what it was as soon as he heard it, looked at Old Wu's puzzled expression, and asked, "Have Mr. Wu seen a weasel?"

No.Old Wu's daughter loves to keep pets. She has raised cats, dogs, and birds, but the weasel sounds a bit evil and is not very good-looking, so Old Wu didn't let her keep it.

"That's the body of that yellow fairy." Xie Wuyu looked at Old Wu's expression and said slowly.

Old Wu: "..." Fuck!

Old Wu almost understood when he heard this.What kind of idol was that thing in the dream that he asked him to invite back? It was clearly a big weasel.He was blinded by the thing in his dream, and he saw that those ceramic statues were all statues of gods. If he really couldn't stand the thing a few days ago, he persuaded him to buy one...

What can you do if you invite a big weasel back?Old Wu shivered, even the pinched wound didn't feel much pain anymore.

Xie Wuyu also thought of something, and asked, "Does that blind man who sells things appear every day?"

The driver said: "That's right... He came here a week ago, and he didn't see anyone buying his things, so he just yelled there every day. The security guard asked him to pass by, but he came again after no one looked at him." .”

Old Wu glanced at Xie Wuyu's face, Xie Wuyu thought for a while and said, "Let's go and have a look."

This is what to see, of course, to see the ceramic crafts sold by the blind man.

Old Wu felt a little bit conflicted after hearing that those things might be the weasel's body, but Xie Wuyu saw the problem as soon as he came, and he really wanted to solve the problem, so he asked the driver to prepare the car. Went to the company with Xie Wuyu and Luo Pin.

Lao Wu hasn't been to the company these two days, and now he is driving to the company along the original road. When he was near the building of his company, the driver yelled, and Xie Wuyu looked out through the window. I went, and I saw a blind man squatting in a corner of the road selling things.

Some people who came and went recognized what it was, and some young people who didn't recognize it joined in the fun and went to see it, and then they were caught by those who understood.When Xie Wuyu and the others passed by, there happened to be a young man who had chosen a small porcelain weasel statue and was asking the blind man how much it was.

Blind man: "Not for sale, this one is not for sale."

Young man: "Why don't you sell it? Isn't your stuff here for sale?"

"No, I don't sell this thing." The blind man just repeated this sentence. Someone nearby saw the young man still holding the little weasel, so he went over and pulled him, and whispered, "Do you know what this thing is? Not selling you is for your own good."

The young man was surprised, it was better for him if he didn't sell these things.

The man said in a low voice, "This is Huang Xian'er looking for a replacement." The young man couldn't quite understand it, but the man had already given him a few winks. Like letting go.

The blind man was unmoved, still guarding the stall, shaking his head and yelling.

Xie Wuyu asked: "Mr. Wu, what do those ceramic statues you see look like?"

In winter, Lao Wu was sweating coldly while sitting in the car.He wiped his forehead and said, "They are all statues of gods, one statue after another, and one is particularly sacred, exactly like in the dream."

Xie Wuyu asked him to point it out to himself.

Old Wu pointed to one of the ceramic statues, and Xie Wuyu looked up, and it happened to be the largest ceramic handicraft on the blind man's stall, which was the weasel with white background and yellow hair that the driver said before.

Xie Wuyu glanced at the ceramic statue, but he didn't feel any gloomy aura, but he couldn't see it with the naked eye, especially things like weasels, who are the most opportunistic and use illusions, Xie Wuyu After thinking about it, he took out a talisman and asked Old Wu to hold it, and asked the blind man if the pottery weasel statue was for sale.

Old Wu: "..."

Xie Wuyu also instructed him: "Don't forget to talk about it, just ask this statue if you can please... like this."

Old Wu still sat hesitantly, he was a little bit hesitant, and wanted Xie Wuyu to go with him.

Xie Wuyu thought for a moment, then nodded.

Old Wu's heart relaxed, he finally took the talisman and put it in his pocket, opened the car door and got out.

Xie Wuyu followed behind him, playing a role similar to an assistant.

"Your idol... can I invite you?" Lao Wu is a person who has earned a company from scratch. After taking the talisman given by Xie Wuyu, he quickly adjusted his mentality and pointed at the stall with a slightly nervous expression. asked the weasel on the road.

The blind man who was still shaking his head and yelling stopped and dragged his voice: "Which idol do you think you want to invite?"

Old Wu pointed to the largest pottery statue of a weasel.

The blind man didn't agree immediately, but instead asked, "You were instructed to come to me to beg, right?"

Old Wu kept his mouth shut: "Is there any relationship between being instructed and asking for a god statue to go home?"

Blind man: "My statue is only for predestined people to invite back. What others see is ordinary things. Only predestined people who have been instructed can see the true face of the statue."

He pretended to be high-spirited and said: "This is the gods who are picking their own believers."

Hearing this sounded superstitious, but Old Wu frowned, and asked Xie Wuyu pretending not to believe, "Xiao Xie... come and see these statues."

Xie Wuyu is a very good actor, and he replied with a blank expression: "Mr. Wu, this doesn't look like a god statue to me..."

Old Wu's eyes showed shock, but the blind man smiled: "How is it? Do you want to invite me or not?"

Old Wu seemed to be hesitating. After thinking about it, he still waved his hand and said, "Please."

The blind man thought for a while, and then said: "This is the statue made by the emperor Ziwei from the sky. You must worship it every day and keep burning incense sticks after you invite it back. Otherwise, the emperor will be neglected, and the divine power will not be wasted to protect your family." gone."

Xie Wuyu glanced at the wretched pottery statue of a weasel, and thought, this is really a nonsense.

Old Wu also looked half-believing, and asked Xie Wuyu to hand over the money, then took the weasel statue wrapped by the blind man and got up.

Then, just as they got back to the car, a team of policemen in police uniforms suddenly appeared and closed the blind man's stall without saying a word.

Old Wu: "?"

Xie Wuyu: "Unlicensed vendors who illegally occupy public areas and set up stalls can be fined up to [-] yuan after being reported by citizens, and their illegal business tools and commodities will be confiscated according to law."

Old Wu: "..."

driver:"……"

Luo Pin: "..."

Co-author, the call you made when you followed Mr. Wu was calling the police?

Moreover, the penalty of 200 yuan happened to be the money that Old Wu spent to buy this weasel pottery statue...

It's always weird that such an apparently metaphysical thing is suddenly involved in the socialism of the urban management confiscating illegal stalls and so on.

Xie Wuyu put away his phone and said, "This is cause and effect."

Old Wu spent 200 yuan to "invite" that Huangxian's body back, which means he accepted the karma. Xie Wuyu called the police, and the city management came to take the 200 yuan from the blind man. This cause and effect is broken.The police uniforms on the policemen carried evil spirits and upright spirits, and these ordinary methods had no effect on them, they were just lending their hands to help Old Wu.

What's more, the blind man saw that he didn't sell those ceramic statues to others, but if he had a bad idea later, it would implicate others, so it's better to let the urban management take it away.

After listening to Lao Wu, his mood was a bit complicated.

Why does this sound both scientific and metaphysical...Old Wu just thought about it this way, and when he returned to the villa, he put this thought behind him and watched nervously as Xie Wuyu took the ceramic statue out of the trunk .

Xie Wuyu tore off the outer wrapping paper, and carefully observed the pottery statue.The white porcelain bottom felt very soft to the touch, and the yellow hairs drawn with a fine brush stood upright. Xie Wuyu wiped it with his fingertips, and the weasel quietly changed a little.

Luo Pin looked down, his pupils shrank slightly: "How did this thing become..." It became a bit like Old Wu?

Old Wu couldn't do it as soon as he heard it, so he leaned over to take a look, and saw Xie Wuyu twist the weasel's head with his bare hands, and reached into its stomach to dig out.

He took out a small paper bag.

A fishy smell wafted out, and Old Wu rubbed his eyes as he looked at the messy yellow hair that appeared after Xie Wuyu opened the paper bag.

"What is this?" Luo Pin looked at Lao Wu's expression about to have a myocardial infarction, and asked for help.

Xie Wuyu stretched out his hand to pinch it, and said, "It's the hair of that yellow fairy."

Old Wu: "..."

The fairy family who has become a spirit is very important to the things on his body. The yellow fairy made a special body, and put his own hair in it. It seems that it is obviously going to entangle the old Wu family.

Old Wu stroked his chest and thought about it carefully: "...But I really don't remember who I offended."

Xie Wuyu pinched the weasel's fur and didn't speak for a while, before asking: "Did you remember Mr. Wu's birth date?"

Old Wu: "...Yes."

Taking the date of birth to count, Xie Wuyu frowned slowly.

"It wants to take advantage of Mr. Wu's life to avoid disaster." Xie Wuyu nodded the red paper with the old Wu's birth date on it, and said, "Mr. Wu's life palace enters the water, and his fortune is good, and he is blessed by the Huagai star, so his spiritual sense is more keen , It’s easy to deal with these things, but generally nothing will happen. This Huang Xian probably wants to use the canopy in your fate to avoid disaster, Mr. Wu, so he entangles you.”

But the weasel is greedy and cunning by nature. Judging from its arrangements, it is obvious that it not only wants to use Lao Wu's fate to avoid disaster, but also wants to "replace his life with his life" directly with Lao Wu, and use Lao Wu's fate Take it away.

If Lao Wu was really bewitched by it at the beginning and invited this pottery statue home to make an offering, within three months, Luo Pin would be able to come over and offer incense to him.

"..."

Old Wu was really silent, but after thinking about it, he was very strange, "Then why does it have to ask me to invite its body back?

And it's pretending to be a god statue or something. If it doesn't pretend, maybe Old Wu won't think too much.

If you want to change your life, it is necessary to send you to your body, but Xie Wuyu, who pretends to be a god, doesn't quite understand.But he took a look at the yellow hair on his hand and thought for a while: "We'll know when it comes tonight and ask."

Old Wu: "?!"

Luo Pin: "?!"

Xie Wuyu looked at their expressions and blinked: "...Mr. Wu has not resolved the matter now, and he brought the body back. That yellow fairy will definitely come over tonight."

Come here, what happens after you come here?

Luo Pin was worried: "Then, little uncle, are you sure you can control it?"

Xie Wuyu stopped talking, his brows were slightly frowned, and his expression looked a little dignified.

Luo Pin began to reflect on whether he should not ask this question...

After a while, Xie Wuyu said slowly: "Yes."

Oh.

Luo Pin already remembered Xie Wuyu's frowning face just now when he tore up Li Gui with his hands... He looked at Old Wu's ups and downs, and sighed slowly.

Alas, still too young.

But Xie Wuyu said so, just to be on the safe side, he still gave Luo Pin a stack of talismans, asking him to post a few pieces of old Wu's house in various places according to the location, and then quietly sent it to Yuan Daozi News, borrowed him from Lan Hewang.

At night, Yuan Daozi sat in the living room, while Xie Wuyu waited on the second floor with a mahogany sword.

The moonlight is bright, and the dark clouds have dispersed.A black shadow landed on the balcony of Lao Wu's bedroom.

Old Wu was lying on the bed, holding the talisman given by Xie Wuyu in his hand, feeling scared and nervous.

Especially when that shadow bared its teeth and wanted to touch his head...

Old Wu restrained himself from shouting, Huang Xian's furry paw touched his head, and then there was a burst of saliva.

Old Wu: "..."

Just when he was about to bear it no longer, Xie Wuyu finally pushed the door open and came in.With the mahogany sword in his hand, he flicked the shadow away, and the stellar energy and the power of thunder on the mahogany sword even scalded its yellow hair into a taco.

weasel:"……"

? ? ? ! !

This thing doesn't seem to be as strong as expected... A thought flashed through Xie Wuyu's mind, and he subconsciously raised his hand to turn on the light.

Under the light, a weasel was stroking its curly hair with staring eyes and baring its teeth, with a fierce expression on its face.