My buddy always flirts with me

◎Suffocating◎

When Qinan saw us approaching, he immediately pulled me to his side.He put his arm on my shoulder in a friendly gesture, and raised his other hand in front of me with a fist.

This is not the first time he has done this, and I stretched out my fist silently.

Fist, then he drops mine, and then I do it again.

After finishing, Qinan smiled and gave the ball puppet a thumbs up: "See, we have a great relationship, don't talk nonsense."

He talked with great enthusiasm, but I was still clenched fists with his shoulders, in a messy mood.

...are we really married?

Could it be that I misremembered, we were brothers sworn brothers back then, and the mother Pingyang sitting on the stage was just a witness?But we have practiced together so many times over the years... Could it be that Qinan felt that it was an obligation between Taoist couples?

No, calm down, not every pair of Taoist couples will carry out the double cultivation to the last step, forming a bond and getting married are not the same thing——

I thought a lot in a mess, and finally it was Ming Qi Daoist's voice that pulled me back to God.

"Qinan Daojun, I've heard the matter from the vice sect master Yu Hong." He said through voice transmission, "I will explain the situation in the live broadcast first, and then leave to use the mysterious mirror to ask the spirit. This matter will be resolved in half a day. Hand it over to other monks of the Xuanjing Sect. Before he arrives, please keep it for me—and please don’t cut off the spiritual power circuit at will, that is also part of the test.”

"Ah, okay, no problem." Qinan handed the ball back to him, and then pulled me aside.

Seeing that Ming Qi had already started to briefly explain the situation, Qinan casually drew an isolation barrier in mid-air, then suppressed his smile, and calmly asked, "Does your head hurt anymore?"

I replied: "Yeah."

Qinan put down the hand on my shoulder, pressed his fingertips lightly on the base of his own nose, then stroked along the bridge of the nose, and finally put his fingers on his lips.He lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, then squinted slightly and looked directly into my eyes: "Okay, then wait and see for a while."

I asked in a low voice: "The glutinous rice balls..."

"It's the Ningshen Pill made of glutinous rice balls, and it uses Danxiu's special method to hide the breath of spiritual power." Qinan said, "But it's also because the Ningshen Pill's breath is not strong, otherwise even if you were all focused at the time I wouldn’t be unaware of it either.”

After saying this, he paused for a while, and then continued: "It's good if it takes effect. It's not a big problem that can be alleviated by it alone."

I was silent for a moment, and slowly loosened my clenched fist.

Qinan didn't see my small movements, but continued to explain to himself: "You don't know, and the Emperor's Sword Intent will naturally not produce any strange effects to interfere with judgment. The effect of the Concentration Pill itself is only to nourish the soul, which proves that you Most of my headaches are phantom pains or a lack of consciousness—"

So you said that you want double cultivation just to divert my attention?

Qinan seemed to have guessed the question I didn't ask, so he stretched out his hand and tapped my chest with his fingertips, his eyes half a smile but not a smile: "Hey, fortunately it worked. Otherwise, I would have to drag you to Shuangxiu if I used force. What kind of millennium celebration?"

I held his fingertips and replied seriously: "It's not just a celebration. It's also the anniversary of our 8000-year bond."

Qinan was stunned when he heard the words, and his eyes wandered for a while: "Well, of course I know this, how could I forget it. But I remember that your birthday is going to be celebrated before then-how, is there anything you want? Hey, now that the source world has changed from the Twelve Continents Calendar to the Ten Thousand Stars Calendar, the division of months is much simpler. Originally, your birthday was on the eleventh day of the first month of Dafeng, but now it is the eleventh day of November... It’s easy to remember all of them haha, but even if it’s hard to remember, I won’t forget it…”

I saw the corners of his lips rising unconsciously, and his thoughts were tinged with joy and a little bit of shyness.

I wanted to laugh a little, but I didn't say anything, I just squeezed his slender fingers.

How many years have passed, and he still likes to change the subject by rambling when he is nervous.

So cute too.

After listening to him rambling for a long time, Ming Qi over there finally finished explaining to his audience.After sending away the source god of Xuanjingzong, Qinan completely took over the spherical puppet.

"You know this place? That's useless, Jianjun Yu Hong and I have cast the concealment technique now, even if you're next to me, you won't recognize us."

"Why does the feiluo flower juice turn black after being purified according to the method in the book? If you are sure that there are no impurities in the flower juice, then pay attention to the place where your feiluo flower is produced, buddy. The same spiritual plant from different places will also There are slight differences. For specific situations, you can go to the No.60 volume of the latest edition of "Inventory of Origin of Lingzhi Plants in the Source World" No.17. Turned black."

"Accepting disciples... Personal disciples are not going to be accepted for the time being. For registered disciples, as long as you join the Emperor Heaven Sword Sect."

……

The puppet was connected to Qinan's consciousness, I couldn't see what those who asked the question said, I could only hear Qinan's voice.

I silently took the hot enoki mushroom out of the mandarin duck pot and fed it to Qinan's mouth in an attempt to attract his attention.

Qinan didn't even look at me, just opened his mouth and swallowed it, and continued to read the message on the puppet while chewing.

I:"……"

I stared at him for a long time, and finally I silently found the live broadcast sample given by Xuan Jingzong.

It is said that this thing is called "Light Curtain Computer", and it belongs to the magic weapon of the school of refining Taoism equipment and repairing machinery.What they provided to Huangtian Jianmen was the highest level, while what they sold to outside monks was a simplified and cheap version.

Although I am a sword cultivator, I am not unfamiliar with Dao Refining Mechanical Flow.The mechanical flow is an older faction in the art of refining, which advocates that the parts that originally need to be controlled by monks should also be completed by artifacts.This feature leads to the creation of mechanical flow, which is often extremely complex, fragile and rigid compared with other genres.

This kind of defect has little effect at the low level, but it is more difficult to make up for it at the higher level.Because of this, the mechanical school has always been regarded as the exclusive property of middle and low-level monks in the cultivation world.

Of course, there are not no high-level mechanical school machine repairs.For example, Elder Yan Nange Yan of my Huangtian Jianmen, he is a powerful monk who has reached the half-step source god level by mechanical flow.

For example, the weapon "Killing God" commonly used by Qinan is a mechanical flow weapon refined by Elder Yan.

In addition, in recent years, wars in the source world have been quelled, and mechanical products have been used in large quantities to rebuild the planets inhabited by mortals, which has also expanded its influence.

Press the switch, and a virtual light pops up suddenly, projecting over the rows of buttons.I studied for a while according to the instructions, found the live broadcast viewing interface, and soon saw the top partition that originally belonged to Mingqi at a glance.

I saw that behind the "current number of viewers" in this viewing section, the marked number was soaring at a strange speed, from thirteen digits to fourteen digits in the blink of an eye, and it was gradually climbing to fifteen digits .

The second-ranked division had six-figure viewers -- and now it's five-figures.

When I clicked into Mingqi's section, I saw... the screen was filled with densely packed small characters.

I:"……"

At this moment, a hand stretched out from the side and swiped on the screen, making those words translucent for me.

Only then did I finally see the screen that was covered under the small print.

It's a little slower than reality - Jinan in the picture has just leaned over and reached out to me.And following his movements, I, who originally only showed half of my shoulder in the picture, also entered the mirror.

In an instant, those translucent small characters that kept popping up suddenly disappeared, and the screen became clean in an instant.

After adjusting the settings for me, Qinan sat up straight as if nothing had happened, and continued to eat the dried bamboo shoots I put in his bowl.

And until I only had half of my shoulder left in the picture, the small characters that disappeared for some reason finally reappeared——

【I... Fuck... I can't breathe...】

【Yuhong Jianjun... oh my god... Mom...】

【I just glanced at him, why did I feel like I was hit with a sap... My mind is still buzzing...】

[Yuan Ling is above, this beauty...I'm going to die...]

【He... I... This... Ah, what happened just now?Why is my mind going blank? ? ? 】

……

Qinan looked at those small characters and smiled while reading.He took out a napkin to wipe his mouth, and teased me in a low voice: "Yo, Mr. Jian Hong, what do you think of being a human-shaped sap?"